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NEW ALPHA, BABY!

This time, it's all about how to be a bad boy" that alllllll the spicy senoritas will love!

Aaron Marino, homosexual fashion guru of the millennial generation shows you tips and tricks to help you become your best YOU!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip77ykSgtSs

>> No.15854329

>>15854326
stop posting this old fucking cringe manlet

>> No.15854400

>>15854329
Don't be a hater. Pick up a MVMT watch and relax while you enjoy the smooth sweep of the second hand.

>> No.15854418

>>15854326
>he posted it again
next level autism.

>> No.15854462

>>15854326
Post pics of his wife lol

>> No.15854475

>>15854462
He has no children; does he even get laid?

>> No.15854477

>>15854475
Yes, with bois

>> No.15854486

>>15854477
Real question: do they like him more in the before or the after?

>> No.15854663
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15854663

>>15854462
Nothing crazy. She looks like your typical 30 year old white woman

>> No.15854678

>>15854663
>lips aren't even touching her face
It's like he's not even trying. Also she's sooooooo fucking fugly. That neck alone... ugh.

>> No.15854699
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15854699

>homosexual fashion guru

>> No.15856521

>>15854699
all fashion gurus are homosexuals

>> No.15856780

>>15854699
I genuinely don't get what you are implying about the text in your green and the pic you posted.

>> No.15857127

This guy lives in my town and I always pass by him on his hipster bike when I go on runs.

>> No.15857213

>>15857127
You should throw something at him next time, maybe record it for the board?

>> No.15857247

>>15854663
Really? All that effort to end up with that thing

>> No.15857249

>>15854663
>typical 30 year old white woman
she looks 45, not 30

>> No.15857267

>>15854326
Alphabros, where you at?

>> No.15857305

>>15857127
If you want to became famous on /fa/ just post creepshots of alpha m. Insane shitposting potential.

>> No.15857349

>he had a bumblebee tattoo and a moon tattoo
ok so he's confirmed 100% gay

>> No.15857401

>>15857247
She's his beard.

>> No.15857454

INDIA

>> No.15857482

>>15854326
Tank u from india alpha very tankful sirs

>> No.15858002

>>15854663
I'm gonna coom

>> No.15858010
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15858010

Oh man what a weird dude

>> No.15858066

>>15854326
thank you from india

>> No.15858099

>>15854326
why you hatin on this guy? he just trying to help people out there.

>> No.15858126

>>15854326
This guy is the opposite of Sprezzatura

>> No.15858256
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15858256

>>15854663
Damn imagine this being your girl and giving other people women advice

>> No.15858270
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15858270

GENTLEMEN!!

how to take BAD BOI selfies and woo the spicy senoritas

>> No.15858272
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15858272

These denim pants pair PERFECTLY with this cardigan to give a real BAD BOI vibe

>> No.15858296

>>15858270
>>15858272
pls do the needful and poster full movie

>> No.15858619

how to go from niceguy assshole to bad boy faggot in just five easy steps.

>> No.15859742

>>15858272
>monk shoes
EVERY. TIME.

>> No.15860515

Dude aged horribly

>> No.15860518

>>15858272
he looks like a really really old elf

>> No.15860520

>>15859742
single monks are fine but the dubs have become so detestable

>> No.15861884

>>15860520
Why are dubs so terrible?

>> No.15861957

HAHAHAAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHA

>> No.15861977

>>15854326
so just comb my hair back? game changer!

>> No.15862015

>>15854326
How to be a bad boy
Just be yourself and don't give a shit what people say about you, that's it
Fuck alpha midget and his stupid videos that nigga ain't know shit
Nigga thinks that being a bad boy is the same as being a fuckboi trying the sexcore style buying everything from pleb stores like h&m, zara and shit fuck this faggot.

>> No.15863003

>>15862015
Dude, sexcore is literally grungecore mixed with hypebeast late 2010's shit...

>> No.15863264

Much love from india

>> No.15864371

>>15854326
Can someone give me a detailed explanation as to why brown people love this guy so much?

>> No.15864376

>>15854663
Imagine telling people how to dress to get a "spicy seniorita" but actually being married to that thing in real life

>> No.15864384

>>15864376
The seniorita is spicy in the eyes of her senior, anon.

.....but yeah, you're right.

>> No.15865180

>>15864376
Just remember, he married whiter. That could have something to do with it.

>> No.15865361

>>15864371
>he's an ambiguously brown manlet they can identify with
>he has made guest appearances on a few Indian YouTube channels
>biggest menswear channel on YT so the algorithm starts recommending his videos whenever you search for fashion tips
>advice is dumbed down to the point that it's comprehensible even to guys who barely understand English
>videos are full of PUA-tier shit that's inherently appealing to horny third-world men

>> No.15865368

>left
Trustworthy and humble tech guy
>right
Sells phone covers at the mall

>> No.15866160

>>15854699
What are you implying here?

>> No.15866278

>>15865361
He seems fairly generic and boring. I am surprised that nobody "native" to India of whatever continent admires him doesn't just knock him off.

>> No.15866438

>>15854326
He looks like a Chimpanzee

>> No.15866459

>>15854663
Are you a youth pastor ?
>and by that I mean "pastor", if so, heretic.

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15866491

>>15858270
>>15858272
those can't be his real proportions... r-right?

>> No.15866675

>>15854326
Alpha I need more spin jumps in my life!

>> No.15867961

>>15866491
He says that he is 5'6", but in reality, he's 5'4".

>> No.15868411

>>15866278
A bunch of people have tried that. But compared to Aaron himself, their content gets way less exposure due to YouTube algorithm fuckery.

The most successful copycat is this Half-Life character model here:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZqsC13VeSnTIvdvTK-YEvA

He even had AlphaM on as a guest star once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNixU3OdpXo

>> No.15868416

>>15854326
The goblin strikes again, which spicy senorita will he approach this time in his sexcore adventures?

>> No.15868444

>>15854326
Pajeets evil clone, Nega-pajeet.

>> No.15868457

>>15868444
the Rajeet

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15868460

>>15854326
>but he is still the same loser

>> No.15868490

>>15868416
I genuinely believe that Aaron Marino has not had sex with more than two or three different women in his entire life.

>> No.15868500

>>15854326
how can anyone even force themselves to watch his videos? 90% of the vid is just him advertising his own products

>> No.15868504

>>15868490
Thx, this gives me hope of some kind I guess

>> No.15868857

>>15868504
How so? Are you a munchkin too who uses clothing as an excuse for height? Did you buy a MVMT watch?

>> No.15868862

>>15854326
Alpha my ass.
Even my fucking female cat we named "chirimbolo" for being so strange and hyperactive pisses higher than that faggot.

>> No.15869971

>>15868862
>chirimbolo
nice

>> No.15870004

>>15854326
pretty sure this guy is really 5'3" despite claiming to be 5'5". He has trouble with 30 inseam. You're not 5'5" if you're having trouble with a 30 unless you also had bad luck on proportions and have got a long torso.

>> No.15871003

>>15859742
I think monks look cool in an edgy way I just hate the brown double monk paired with blue jeans that screams MENSWEAR and DRESSED BY THE INTERNET.

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>>15854326
Why is this poo-n-loo allowed to advertise his shitty jewtube channel here?

>> No.15871034

>>15854326
lol he photoshops himself in the thumbnails to look more indian

>> No.15871249

>>15871034
Darker then lighter?

>> No.15872282

>>15858256
Manlet spic

>> No.15872307

>>15871249
yes and his hairline too

>> No.15872376

>>15872307
I never noticed that. I wonder if anyone else does. Regardless, it doesn't make him look better to me subconsciously. He's always been a goblin to me.

>> No.15873718

>>15854329
Aaron Marino is not a manlet at 5'5". Manlets are like 5'3" or below.

>> No.15873746

>>15854663
>kiss you? ew gross, put your hair in the way tee hee
>can i fuck a tranny on the way home pls? ur gross lol

>> No.15873753

post the webm of him in a mall

>> No.15873824

>>15873718
Everything under 185 centimeter is a manlet.

>> No.15873833

>>15873824
Wrong

>> No.15873842

>>15873833
Yeah, I'm 185 and I'm fucking manlet.

>> No.15873848

>>15873842
No you’re a flaming faggot, but not a manlet

>> No.15873863

>>15873848
That's not what your mother said when I parked my shaft down her whorish throat.

>> No.15874688

>>15873863
Must be a small dick if she was able to say all of that with you trying to plug her gullet.

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15875247

>>15854326

>> No.15875254

>>15873842
fucking old

>> No.15875351

>>15870004
I wear a 28 inseam. I'm 5'4

>> No.15875366

>>15875351
wtf I'm 6'2" and wear a 30 inch inseam