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15842485 No.15842485 [Reply] [Original]

Why isn't your GF wearing long sleeve swimsuits, anon?

>> No.15842500

bc i dont have a gf. next question

>> No.15842827
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>>15842500
Why not?

>> No.15844136
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15844136

I'm a 35 yo incel

>> No.15844137

>>15842827
>low-cut
lame

>> No.15844146

The real question is why aren't you?

>> No.15844147

God I wish I were a woman

>> No.15844167

>>15842485
Coomer threads are the best threads

>> No.15844174

>>15842485
No asian has an ass that big

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>>15844187

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>>15844196

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>> No.15844202

>>15842485
>>15844196
How do i get a gf like this?

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>> No.15844211

>>15842485
great job jannies for letting this thread stay alive

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>>15844216

>> No.15844221

>>15844211
We're discussing fashion wtf is your problem?

>> No.15844234
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>>15844234

>> No.15844275

>>15842827
Because I'm a loser.

>> No.15844293

Where can I cop this???
I wanna get back into swimming and I wanna look effay next to the old ladies taking water aerobics

>> No.15844298
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>>15842485
>Why isn't your GF wearing DSTM at all times?

>> No.15844330
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15844330

my gf is ugly. this is her

>> No.15844363

>>15844330
fetal alcohol syndrome

>> No.15844365

>>15844330
She cute tho, for sure can rock a swimsuit, follow your dreams anon

>> No.15844367

>>15842485
>"why are your legs/ass tan but there's no tan on your upper body apart from your hands and face?"
>some weeb perverts on 4chan told me this was fashionable

>> No.15844552

>>15844174
Was about to type that too

>> No.15844590

>>15844293
>https://www.salondarts.com/SHOP/249280/list.html
>http://realise-costume.com/en.html

plz be my gf

>> No.15844723

Cuz if all my blood rushes to my cock in the pool I'm gonna drown dummy

>>15842827
This one in particular would have a body count

>> No.15844790

>>15844590
tnx anon
let's go swimming together :^)

>> No.15844821

>>15842827
cuz she dumped me a year ago and i havent been able to meet anyone since

>> No.15845323

>>15844211
>fa has jannies
I think they all left in 2014 lol

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>>15844239
Oh, she cute.

>>15844821
Bummer, man.

>> No.15845648
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>>15844293
Leohex on aliexpress for cheaper but surprisingly decent quality knockoffs. Well they're basically their own brand by now.

>> No.15845654

Weanus hard

>> No.15845946

>>15842500
/thread

>> No.15845950

>>15844208
SEX SEX SEX
Best in thread

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>>15845648
booba

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>>15845968
booba.

>> No.15846018

>>15842485
does anyone actually wear this? too sexualized to wear to the beach or pool party

>> No.15846039

>>15844174
U clearly don’t know about filipino girls

>> No.15846065
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>>15846018
Have you seen what passes for women's "swimwear" even in public?

>> No.15846139
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>> No.15846140
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>> No.15846142
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>>15844167

>> No.15846143
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>> No.15846164

>>15844136
based

>> No.15846264

Damn... I wish I had one

>> No.15846310

>>15845648
good to know
tnx anon!!

>> No.15846324

Do these come with a barrel of slime? You know...for reasons.

>> No.15846391

>>15846139
Oh boy...

>> No.15846983

>>15844167
yes

>> No.15846987

>>15844330
wtf

>> No.15846989

>>15846139
>>15846140
>>15846142
>>15846143

oh sweet jesus i can smell their cunt through my screen

>> No.15847001

>>15844174
that's not even a big ass, easily obtainable from light exercise and not being emaciated

>> No.15847101

>>15842485
>tfw no gf that would let me wear her one piece swimsuits
Would it be weird if I bought them just for myself?

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>>15846989

>> No.15847185

>>15842485
they look good but my ass crack is already itching from seen this

>> No.15847256

>>15846324
Slime sold separately.

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>>15844239
those HIPS

>> No.15847582

>>15844330
>>15844365
She could start by smiling, looking at the camera when taking a selfie, and ditching that ugly coat. Doesn't look like a lost cause by a long shot. Better hairstyle might help.

>>15846065
Yeah, these are tame.

>>15847185
I wear thong underwear almost exclusively, and have worn thong swimsuits. The ass-crack gets used to it within a day or two.

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>>15846065
Wake me up when these become a thing in public.

>> No.15849630

>>15842485
Cos we both know none of us have a gf that would look good in that or one at all

>> No.15849772

>>15844330
You're very fortunate, she's quite beautiful.

>> No.15851389

>>15849772
Unlike most of /fa/, he actually has one.

>> No.15852901

An ex of mine did, but she was actually a swimmer.

>> No.15852906

id rather be the gf wearing it

>> No.15852951

>>15846142
>>15846143
god i wish i had the bravery to wear that, id have it in black tho, too bad beaches and pools are always full of kids and old people, i can never feel comfortable dressing like a slut around them

>> No.15852960

>>15842485
She's open to wearing some lingerie but I gotta start with the less weird shit and show her it's a good time before I drop full fetishwear on her

>> No.15853354

>>15846018
I've seen a few surfers and scuba divers wearing them.

>> No.15854094

>>15853354
The thong butt is rare. Normal butt one-pieces or rashguards are getting more common. Shoulder and neck sunburns suck.
That blazing ball of fire in the sky, and Hawaii is outlawing sunscreens.

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>>15842485
>not making her cover up her slutty body
NGMI

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>>15854133
>crotchless swim-dress

>> No.15854593
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>>15842485
I’ve never seen my gf in a swimsuit

>> No.15855589

>>15854410
>water hijab
kinda based doe

>> No.15855717

>>15854133
This is actually perfect for my gf who usually insists on wearing long sleeve rashguards because she doesn't want to get dark. Thanks.

>> No.15855725

>>15842485
Because my gf has a small ass :(

>> No.15855752

>>15854593
>my gf
leave normie

>> No.15855829

>>15855752
get fucked incel

>> No.15855847

it’s 11 degrees outside all she wears is my hoodies with her pussy out and we never leave the house

>> No.15855853

>>15855725
girl in OPs pic also has a small ass

>> No.15855856
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gf can't swim

>> No.15855892

>>15844293
>>15845648
just adding if you buy from leohex the height measurements matter more than the weight, they don't stretch vertically much so if your torso is moderate/long it'll ride up your ass in the back.

also keep in mind your nipples will be semi visible for any of these swimsuits (like not transparent or anything but you can definitely tell where they are, the models are wearing pasties / tape under) if that matters to you

>> No.15855988

>>15842485
I don't have a gf. I'm a MGTOW.

>> No.15856430

>>15842485
my wife has never cared too much about fashion, she has the body to be a model, she's 6'1 too, but with clothing i have to coach her on everything, it's been getting better through the years tho, she's come to some taste and surprises me more and more often. But I'd never convince her to wear something this impractical, aside from shaggin time.

>> No.15856431

>>15844330
I'm gonna tell ya'll have a phone in Area 51

>> No.15856438

>>15855856
lol same

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>>15845433
>>15845648
>>15856624
The tight mock-turtleneck is elite-level /fa/.

>> No.15857839
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15857839

you'll need a brave girl

>> No.15858657

>>15844202
Have low taste, be rich and American

>> No.15858663

>>15842485
her massive tiddies can't fit most tight fitting torso-wear unfortunately

>> No.15858668

>>15844330
quite cruel for you to say that behind her back, can't say that you'd deserve having anyone better to your standards for acting that way about someone you're supposed to love and support
>>15849772
wholesome and true <3

>> No.15858682

>>15844216
>>15844210
>>15844208
>wide shoulders
dropped

>> No.15858689

she wears a full surf suit because she isn’t a whore, i also never let her wear shorts in public or shirts that show off her collar bone

>> No.15859176

>>15858689
based

>> No.15859834

>>15858689
nice

>> No.15859837

>>15858689
wtf based

>> No.15860249
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15860249

If your girl doesn't wear a one piece just leave her

>> No.15860262

>>15842485
I’m a cunt fucker Ziomer shitler cum on spam is fashion

>> No.15860265

Imagine being this cucked that you let your girlfriend wear this in public.

>> No.15860284

>>15860265
>implying i let her out in public

>> No.15860401

>>15846039
Jungle asians are nasty

>> No.15860819

>>15860265
Who said anything about wearing it in public?

>> No.15861119

>gf says she only wears whole body swimming suits cause she would feel too sexualized in regular two piece bikinis
should I tell her lads?

>> No.15861920

>>15847111
jawless rice-eating gook looks like hamtaro wtf

>> No.15862401

>>15861119
Nope.

>> No.15863104

>>15856431
what r u going 2 gain from it?

>> No.15863113
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>>15861920
WHAT DID YOU SAY!

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>>15861920
pay no attention to that

>> No.15863455
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>>15844330
>>15844363
>>15847582
>>15856431
holy fuck, get off the internet and go outside

>> No.15864711

>>15842485
lol

>> No.15866174

>>15863455
You read all this for that?

>> No.15866191

>>15842485
Because shes with her boyfriend :(

>> No.15866205

>>15842485
most on /fa/ are incels. that's why they are trying (and failing) to get into fashion.

>> No.15866220

>>15842485
didn't know they existed, i should get one

>> No.15866292

>>15842827
Because girls don't fit into the plan.

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15866400

>>15866292
Nothing wrong with that.

>> No.15866417

>>15844330
reverse pinhead

>> No.15866429

>>15866400
Where can I cop this? Looks fuckin sick.

>> No.15866434

>>15866429
Dunno. Maybe there's a website or something.

>> No.15866440

>>15866434
Are you supposed to wear it on the inside or the outside?

>> No.15866444

>>15866400
Not gay.
However 100% recommend compression pants for working out. Squatting and running in them is choice.

>> No.15866446
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>> No.15866452

>>15866444
You don't gotta be gay to admit that shit looks fuckin sick. Cyberpunk pissearth vibes.

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>> No.15868694

>>15866400
Lmao, the neon color accent to create a Chad Chode asthetic

>> No.15869073
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>> No.15869377

>>15867283
>HNNNNNGHHHHHH

>> No.15869460

>>15866400
ben ten lookin ass

>> No.15869465

>>15867283
i would literally rocket my head into the bottom of the pool and suck water for the feint hope that she will give me the kiss of life

>> No.15869486

>>15869465
based

>> No.15869678
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>>15869465

https://youtu.be/IXqshJ93sfs?t=48

>> No.15869772

>>15860249
>give her what she insists is the best sex of her life
>bugs me relentlessly about my turn ons
>tell her this
>nearly one year now
>still hasn't gotten one
>puts on frilly lacy bullshit instead
wearing on my patience desu

>> No.15869879

>>15844330
hahahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.15870468

>>15869772
Don't ask her to read your mind on this. She's going to continue to buy lacy crap because that's all she knows.

You need to buy what you want her to wear.

>> No.15870484

>>15844174
wrong

>> No.15870691

Because I'm not a Jap and my GF doesn't swim, though I must admit I'm violently aroused.

>> No.15870748

>>15869772
you must have been her only lover

>> No.15870782

>>15844239
Holy crap

>> No.15870788

>>15863455
Says person who is also on the internet

>> No.15870793

>>15844330
She is ugly but maybe if she did eye makeup and had eyebrows she would look ok. I like the hair + jacket though it is not half bad.

>> No.15870937

>>15842485

>feel like new style bikinis are too revealing because they hardly cover up your ass cheeks anymore
>think about getting a swimsuit
>see threads like this where the one piece swimsuits are even MORE sexualized than bikinis

women only beaches when?

>> No.15870945

>>15870937
>women only bitch
ftfy

>> No.15870971

>>15870945
>men are only bitches

ftfy

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>>15870937
bitchin bitch

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>>15870987

>> No.15870999

>>15870937
>>15870971
>>15870995
this is what feminism accomplished

>> No.15871015

>>15870995
when you see it
(hint: there's a swastika)

>> No.15871133
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My GF has a nice hairy crotch and we liked to go lap at the pool back when that was a thing. Could anybody recommend a quality brand for one piece short swimsuit like pic related, preferably monochromatic (black will do) thanks

>> No.15871256
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Showed these swimsuits to my GF and asked if she'd wear them if I bought them for her. She said that she'd be okay with wearing them for me privately at home, but most of them she'd not wear in public places like the pool or seaside because they are too revealing. And what would be the fun in that? Get her to wear one for two minutes only to undress and have sex like usual?

The only sleeved model she said she'd wear in public is this >>15842827

And I know she means it and no amount of convincing will change her mind because I gave her picrelated like a year ago and never saw it again after she tried it on.

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>>15871256
just get her a normal one piece that's not a thong then. for sex just pull it to the side

>> No.15872647

>>15844363
Nah she still has a pronounce philtrum, i think she is just from the UK

>> No.15873758

>>15872647
>FAS
>UK
Not much difference there, mate.

>> No.15873781

>>15842485
because I don't have a gf, I'm not gay

>> No.15873811

>>15871853
Why the hell would you wear a one piece over tights? If it were just for effay reasons why not get a bodysuit with crotch buttons?

>> No.15875190

>>15873811
Superior for workouts.

>>15871853
But not those tights.

>> No.15875234

>>15871133
help anyone? plz

>> No.15875250

>>15871133
Yeah, W2C? I like that color combo.

>> No.15875295

>>15875250
I’ve just saved the pic on an image search but I wouldn’t vouch for the quality on aliexpress, which is why I was hoping for some recommendations. If you wanna risk it be my guest -> https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32971945992.html

>> No.15875541

>>15842485
i have an armpit fetish anon

>> No.15875543

>>15844330
you don't deserve her if you speak like this about her