24

[Anonymous No.15660464]

Am I a zoomer or already considered a boomer?

[Anonymous No.15660465]

You're retarded is what you are.

[Anonymous No.15660469]

>24 years of age
>still posting wojaks

[Anonymous No.15660477]

>>15660464
1995-1998 are elderly zoomers
97 here
honestly everybody younger than me are subhumans. Next year that will include 23 year olds, and so on. Whenever I realize I'm talking to somebody younger I feel disgusted

[Anonymous No.15660480]

>>15660464
>not even old enough to drink when trump was elected
>boomer
America must he nuked

[Anonymous No.15660492]

24 is one of the worst ages to be

You’re not young enough to be a wild kid anymore, but you’re still not old enough to be ready to adopt the responsibilities of a man

It’s a garbage year just hang in there until it’s over

[Anonymous No.15660551]

>>15660464
>what is a millennial

you are neither

[Anonymous No.15660554]

>>15660464
youre neither really your in between. just like people born in the early 80s are not really gen x or millenial, because its start of one gen and the end of the other. your both yet neither

[Anonymous No.15660555]

>>15660464
You’re a millennial

[Anonymous No.15660557]

if you can't distinctly remember life before the internet, you are a zoomer
otherwise, ur just millenial

[Anonymous No.15660569]

>>15660464
You're probably just a coomer.

[Anonymous No.15660699]

>>15660551
>what is a millennium
dipshit...

[Anonymous No.15660700]

>>15660465
Fpbp

[Anonymous No.15660708]

Remember pay phones and VHS tapes?
Remember magazine subscriptions?
Remember calling your friend's house, asking for him, and telling him you will see him later outside the local mall at 7:15pm?
Remember the sound of the 56k modem and and how nobody could use the phone while you are online?

[Anonymous No.15660747]

>>15660551
24 years old means he's born in 96 so he's a zoomer bc millenials are born between 80 and 95

[Anonymous No.15660819]

>>15660464
does boomer just mean "anyone over 20" now?
or are you seriously asking whether or not you belong to the baby boomer generation?

sorry, i'm old and out of touch. gonna watch vhs tapes of beavis and butt-head and tell my grandkids about nirvana now.

[Anonymous No.15661333]

>>15660464
30 year old boomer here, you are still a young man

[Sieg !NP2jUmGKeo No.15661337]

>>15660464
Zoomers don't understand generations.

If you're a zoomer you'll always be a zoomer until you die

[Anonymous No.15661340]

>>15660708
>ber calling your friend's house, asking for him, and telling him you will see him later outside the local mall at 7:15pm?
>Remember the sound of the 56k modem and and how nobody could use the phone while you are online?

Yeah, i fucking miss it

[Sieg !NP2jUmGKeo No.15661342]

>>15660819
16 year old girl family member

> Is it really called the smashing pumpkins? What a stupid name

> Alice in chains? Is that a sex thing?

[Anonymous No.15661502]

>>15660708
I remember vhs tapes and cassette players. I remember having toy story and I’d watch it

Magazine subscriptions too. I picked up mine once a week from a newsagents
Never did the previous things though. Only remember using windows 98 and XP

[Anonymous No.15661559]

>>15661502
i can hear it now

[Anonymous No.15661564]

>>15660477
Worst possible mindset to have

[Anonymous No.15662017]

>>15661564
you'll get it when you're older youngling

[Anonymous No.15662026]

>>15660492
this

24 was one of my shittiest years

[Anonymous No.15662107]

>>15660469
How old are you that you think its appropriate to post that dated-ass meme?

[Anonymous No.15662114]

>>15660464
Twenty-one is the age at which life is over, so yes, you're a boomer.

[Anonymous No.15662118]

>>15660492
>tfw turned 25 in september
>tfw spent most of my 24th year sitting at home doing fuck all
I knew it was gonna be bad but man, the lockdown just made it so much worse.

[Anonymous No.15662127]

>>15660477
This is why nobody likes you, anon.

[Anonymous No.15662141]

>23 years old
>still look 16
feels good man
I love acting like a dumb teen and lying about my age, I especially love acting like a dumb teen around people my own age and older just for shit and giggles.

[Anonymous No.15662157]

>>15662141
if you're a male and you still look 16 you are extremely low test and probably are narrow shouldered, short, skinny, and have big bubbly cheeks. Not something to be proud of

[Anonymous No.15662172]

>>15662157
>you are extremely low test
don't care
>narrow shouldered
don't care
>short
5'9" but don't care
>skinny
don't care
>and have big bubbly cheeks
don't care
My 16 year old gf likes me and that's all that matters.

[Anonymous No.15662197]

>>15662157
This, that's just looking like a fucking kid. I'm 34 and when I'm properly groomed I can pass as a 25yo or less, once my hair and my beard grows my grey hairs say hello, a girl was extremely surprised when I told her my age, she was ranting about having two childs and that she wasn't really young anymore and stuff like that and said that young people like me had less problems and told her that I wasn't that young, just three years younger than her, then she stayed silent for a few seconds realizing she hit the wall pretty hard.That period on that work nobody thought I was older, I only have some wrinks around my eyes because I squint like Clint every time is sunny and when I laugh always close my eyes and I laugh a lot.

[Anonymous No.15662353]

>>15662172
>16 year old girl dating a 23 year old man

[Anonymous No.15662363]

>>15662353
u jelly roastie?

[Anonymous No.15662380]

>>15662363
Nah, I enjoy sitting in a nice bar drinking cocktails with my girlfriend, instead of driving her to her grade 10 science excursions

[Anonymous No.15662388]

>>15660477
96, this is what I've assumed for a while

[Anonymous No.15662484]

>>15662380
>driving her to her grade 10 science excursions
as opposed to taking her to some generic bar? knowledge is power, alcohol will ruin you, get your priorities in check.

[Anonymous No.15662490]

>>15660464
MILLENIALL

[Anonymous No.15662493]

>>15662172
pedo hebephile groomer faggot

[Anonymous No.15662500]

>>15662493
yup, he's jealous.

[Anonymous No.15662528]

>>15662172
>>15662363
in ten years you're going to look like a wrinkly, balding, low test child and the girl you're dating will grow up, realize what happened, and then ruin your life

[Anonymous No.15662551]

>>15662484
Everything in moderation, except for being a fucking desperate creep like yourself.

Really want to start this, my dude?

You can try dating younger, immature, idiotic 16 year olds as much as you want, in your attempt to finally experience the dating memories you never had at school because the girls thought you were weird and ugly. Just know that those days are gone, and you will never experience the real deal, as hard as you try to chase after them.

Glad you've found a girl who won't complain about you not knowing what the clit is - she doesn't know either because her sex ed class at school isn't until next term. Just wait until she realises penises can be bigger than 4 inches.

How does it feel knowing you weren't able to snag a woman from your age bracket because you're either too fucked in the head, too ugly, or too immature?

How does it feel that your only drawcards for a girl are the fact that you have a licence and that you can be used as a prop to get back at her dad for abusing her as a kid?

Hope you wriggle with discomfort like the little worm you are when you come face-to-face with her dad, and you see the look of hatred in his eyes when he realises this little man violated his daughter at 16.

Hope you enjoyed celebrating with her when she found her first pube, and I hope she enjoys celebrating with you when you discover your first facial hair next year, you low-test sack of shit.

Hope you enjoy waking up every morning with the constant, crippling fear that maybe today your gf will realise what a creepy degenerate she's dating, and dump you. Look forward to awkwardly avoiding any questions with your unlucky future partner when they bring up the previous dating partners question, in case they discover how fucked you are - if you even get another partner after this child escapes your grooming clutches.

Fuck you, disgusting worthless grub of a man-child.

[Anonymous No.15662580]

holy goddamn moly you are absolutely seething in pure jealous rage, keep crying faggot, I'm enjoying your salty tears.

[Anonymous No.15662590]

>>15662551
jesus christ

[Anonymous No.15662595]

>>15662580
I just hate pedos :^)

[Anonymous No.15662596]

>>15662551
uhh projecting much?

[Anonymous No.15662598]

>>15662528
there's no history of balding on either side of my family and I maintain a pretty healthy diet. I have a job, a car, money, oh and I almost forgot to include this little tidbit of information that I wasn't going to include, but, 16 is legal in my state :).

[Anonymous No.15662601]

>>15662598
>he thinks because its legal everything will be ok
AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHA
yup you definitely still are as retarded as a 16 year old. Good thing you found somebody on equal brain development level

[Anonymous No.15662605]

>>15662601
If that's the legal age requirement for the state in which you live in then yes? are you retarded or something?

[Anonymous No.15662615]

>>15662605
yea bud everybody in the last 5 years who have been "canceled" from celebrities to Joe smith on facebook is because they did something illegal. Nothing bad ever happens as long as its legal. Holy shit you really do have a 16 year old brain.
And besides that, girls can still charge you for statutory rape in age 16 legal states if the age difference is more than a couple years and they feel like you manipulated them. You're an idiot
And good luck getting an job that isn't shit teir, any position of power, successful business, successful career reputation, a non mentally ill social circle, and future romantic relationships

[Anonymous No.15662626]

>>15662615
>girls can still charge you for statutory rape in age 16 legal states if the age difference is more than a couple years and they feel like you manipulated them
oh you mean the same way a 21 year old women can accuse you of rape if she feels you manipulated them as well? except one is the special statutory rape and the other one is just regular rape? So essentially it dosen't necessarily matter how old the girl is, either way, you're taking a huge gamble with whatever age the girl is?

[Anonymous No.15662641]

>>15662626
nope these are completely different circumstances. No matter the memes you hear woman in 18+ states still have to provide some form of proof that they were forcibly raped or drugged or whatever. This can range from you kept going after she said no and beating her on a street corner. Or she was drunk and you put a roofy in her drink.
In 16+ states if you're more than a couple years older she can literally just say since she was 16 and you were 23 she didn't understand what was happening, and that's that. There's no need for any proof because there is no evidence for brain development outside of ages. The ages itself is evidence. Why the fuck do you think in 16+ states non retarded men still wait until the are 18-20 before trying something? Its not just because of hollywood cultural reinforcement. You are legally a child at 16. And the rape accusation is that of child rape. Stupid idiot

[Anonymous No.15662651]

>>15662641
Well it's a good thing I promised her I wouldn't try anything until she turned 18, in any case, and I've already met her family and both her parents are cool with it since I actually have my life together, and just for the record, I had multiple relationships throughout my high school days, this has nothing to do with chasing some lost youth or whatever, we both simply liked each other and decided to go for it, you just sound incredibly bitter and angry.

[Anonymous No.15662653]

>>15662651
>bragging about having a 16 year old gf
>didn't even have sex
>literally only in the relationship because he wants to talk to a 16 year old
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.15662659]

>>15662651

[Anonymous No.15662661]

>>15662551
Based

[Anonymous No.15662662]

>>15662653
I never bragged about having a 16 year old gf, it's you idiots who immediately flipped out over the thought of a guy in his early 20s dating a teenager.

[Anonymous No.15662664]

>>15662651
only parents this shitty could produce a daughter this stupid

[Anonymous No.15662667]

>>15662664
stay mad and cry more, there is literally nothing wrong with our relationship.

[Anonymous No.15662668]

>>15662651
unless you plan on marrying her i don't understand the point of this type of relationship. Wasting your prime 21-27 years dating a retarded teenager you can't even fuck

[Anonymous No.15662670]

>>15662667
post gf

[Anonymous No.15662671]

>>15662667
or fake

[Anonymous No.15662672]

no, you are a boom-zoomer. once you turn 30 you will become a boomer

[Anonymous No.15662673]

>>15662670
>>15662671
>post pic of gf so we can fix her and then ruin your life
hehe no

[Anonymous No.15662675]

>>15662673
*dox

[Anonymous No.15662680]

>>15662363
>>15662172
>dating a 16 year old
>seeking the validation of a 16 year old
cripes almighty

[Anonymous No.15662684]

>>15662673
how are you gonna dox someone with a picture retard

[Anonymous No.15662691]

>>15662680
you know nothing about love retard
>>15662684
based retard

[Anonymous No.15662699]

>>15662691
>romantically loving a child

[Anonymous No.15662705]

>>15662699
>haram
considering arabics date actual children, I don't think using this reaction image was a really wise choice.
also
>16
>child
lol

[Anonymous No.15662709]

>>15662705
>arabics

[Anonymous No.15662717]

>>15662705
A. arabic is a language retard, there is no such thing as "arabics" B. most muslims are not arabs C. most muslim countries have consent laws of 16-18 or no sex at all unless married and D. yes 16 is a child, go try that argument in court

[Anonymous No.15662719]

>>15662709
>>15662717
hehehe easy pickings
I'll never need to use that's argument, you seem really familiar with aoc laws anon, anything you wanna share now would be the time.

[Anonymous No.15662741]

>>15662705
>arabics

[Anonymous No.15662746]

>>15662719

[Anonymous No.15662773]

>>15662741
>>15662746
>being this mad over the fact that I can pull 16 year old girls and they can't
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

[Anonymous No.15662778]

>>15662773
>bragging about pulling 16 year olds as a 23 year old

Why the fuck would anyone other than a pedo want to pull a 16 year old girl?

[Anonymous No.15662787]

>>15662778
>16
>pedo
ummm...no sweetie

[Anonymous No.15662811]

>>15660477
That's not how being a zoomer works. Everyone.

[Anonymous No.15662834]

>>15661333
What are you still doing posting on /fa/ grandpa, you’re too old to be here

[Anonymous No.15662837]

>anons itt seething over some chad dating a 16 year old?
Old hag chasing and jealousy does things to a mf

[Anonymous No.15662841]

>>15662787
>living in middle america
Never gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.15662850]

>>15662837
>talking to and hanging out with a teenager you don't even have sex with
>chad

[Anonymous No.15662853]

>>15662850
actually I lied, I am having sex with her but I just didn't want to give you guys the satisfaction of knowing that and then use that against me. I've fucked her multiple times. Not my fault girls like older men.

[Anonymous No.15662900]

Well I suppose that's one way to derail a thread