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How to dress to get a gf like this?

>> No.15603325

black

>> No.15603333

>>15603325
>>15603306
Honestly no, my girlfriend is one of those instafamous/twitter famous chicks who look like this and I do not dress in all black. In fact most of the time I wear the same track pants everyday and a white tshirt.

>> No.15603335

>>15603333
okay but what if i want to dress in all black because i like it

>> No.15603341

>>15603306
Her pussy definitely smells

>> No.15603344
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>>15603306
Like this

>> No.15603402

>>15603333
Nice quads

How did you guys meet?

>> No.15603438

>>15603402
I was the top donor on her OnlyFans account, after I spent around $3k on her nudes and videocalls she finally accepted to go on a date with me. We haven't had sex yet and it's been 4 months but is nice to have a /fa/ gf.

>> No.15603441
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15603441

>>15603438
>OnlyFans account
stopped reading, god dammit.

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15603444

>>15603438

>> No.15603454
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15603454

>>15603438

>> No.15603461

>>15603438
I'm thinking based

>> No.15603466
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15603466

>>15603438

>> No.15603522
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15603522

>>15603438
Get help

>> No.15603525
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15603525

>>15603438
>>15603333

>> No.15603526
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15603526

>>15603438
So cringe it reached based status.

>> No.15603532

>>15603306
who is this? i used to follow her on twitter but unfollowed and forgot, drop the @ op

>> No.15603536

>>15603438
prove it nigga

>> No.15603537

>>15603306
Step one: Don't.

>> No.15603554
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15603554

>>15603438

>> No.15603564
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>>15603438

>> No.15603649

>>15603306
step 1, get in shape

>> No.15603656
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>>15603438
Fantastic bait.

>> No.15603662
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15603662

>>15603438

>> No.15603676

>>15603306
like a cuckold faggot who's ok with having a fringe-liberal prostitute for a girlfriend.

>> No.15603717

>>15603532
https://www.erome.com/a/rmJqIhQW

>> No.15603851
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15603851

>>15603438

>> No.15603867
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>>15603306
thats more lingerie than an outfit

>> No.15603873
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15603873

>>15603438
What a time to be alive

>> No.15603875

>>15603867
hnnnnng 4chan definitely isn't the right place when you're doing nofap

>> No.15603876

>>15603717
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON

>> No.15603881

>>15603717
thanks anon

>> No.15603898

>>15603875
yes, but enjoy the month you got.

>> No.15603979

sexcore

>> No.15603981

>>15603438
At least make it sound somewhat believable

>> No.15604190

>>15603438
Put me in the screencap senpai

>> No.15604212

>>15603979
more like whorecore

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15604382

>>15603438

>> No.15604453
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15604453

>>15603438

>> No.15604468

>>15603306
Be alternative.

>> No.15604474

>>15603717
its too early to be this horny

>> No.15604500
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15604500

>>15603438
you still spent less on her than me on my current gf

>> No.15604512

>>15603325
Wear black or be black?

>> No.15604533

>>15603717
If all girls are cheap whores then why should they be respected

>> No.15604795

>>15603306
Came for the Z, stayed for the lolz

>> No.15604801

>>15603438
Kek

>> No.15604826

>>15603306
the
>I love my daddy but he doesn't love me
look?
The sex would probably be good but after a month or two I could imagine her being insufferable.

>> No.15604840

>>15603717
>armpits not hairy
What a shame

>> No.15604881

>>15603306
why do I keep wanting to fuck whores like her when I have a loving gf whom I love more than anything in this world? Of course I wouldn't actually do it but man I would love to ravage that pussy and choke her

>> No.15604981

>>15603717
Jesus those hips are insane

>> No.15604998

>>15603867
Bugchan has a great ass

>> No.15605011
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>>15603438

>> No.15605014

>nissan scum
I shoot fire all over her shitbox and go find myself a Mazda qt

>> No.15605019
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>>15603438

>> No.15605116

>>15603306

be big enough to physically deter simps

>> No.15605168
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>>15603306
this will probably not going to be the answer you're looking for at all, yet in my experience to attract any kind of female do drugs or be a drug dealer

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>>15603438
Post her OnlyFans

>> No.15605201

>>15605168
This has been my experience as well. Truly a redpill

>> No.15605214

>>15604981
truly hentai-tier proportions

>> No.15605219

>>15603717

i know she probably smells and has the personality of a dead fish but god damn i want her. so fucking hot.

>> No.15605222

>>15603438
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE be bait

>> No.15605229
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>>15603875
yup

>> No.15605281

>>15603875
that's a normal ass kek

you guys have zero control over yourselves, that's what happen after years of being alone in a basement just jerking off

>> No.15605489

>>15603867
isnt that the girl with the terrible skin condition

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15605500

>>15603438

>> No.15605515

>>15603333
he meant dress like a black, shes made for BBC

>> No.15605663

>>15603344
And just like that the fantasy turns to a nightmare

>> No.15605684

>>15603438
based and redpilled

>> No.15605700

>>15605663
Sorry anon but like 90% of hot girls have a boyfriend pretty much all the time, the key is to get one in the window where their current one pisses them off or cheats on them or something, but that's a small window so you have to work fast

>> No.15605740

>>15605168
Indeed.

>> No.15605761

>>15605700
All women are single if you're hot enough

>> No.15605767

>>15603344
Wtc his jeans?

>> No.15605770

>>15603438
> not (you)

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15605777

>>15605761

>> No.15605785

>>15605777
>>15605761

Yeah well I'm not james franco so

>> No.15605791

>>15603717
Don't get me wrong, I don't like fat chicks but she's so... narrow? wtf it doesn't look good

>> No.15605825

>>15605791
She has wide hips but if u grabbed them they wouldn’t be soft. If she gained a little bit of weight she’d be way hotter

>> No.15606077

>>15605791
it's all shoop for the naive anon so horny not to realize so

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>>15603717
This image is safe for work, btw. No nipples, no genitalia.

>> No.15606095

>>15605281
Fuck you I'm trying to better myself

>> No.15606141

If you aren’t the skinniest, palest white guy in your city you’re out of luck

>> No.15606142
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>>15603717

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>>15603717
Fuckin alien lookin bitch

>> No.15606191

>>15603717
>https://www.erome.com/a/rmJqIhQW
>dorothyschultz
>dorothy
>schultz

Oh I am so shocked...

>> No.15606247

>>15603438
unfathomably based.

>> No.15606279

>>15603344
Holy shit, I think I went to high school with that guy. Used to buy weed off him.

>> No.15606344

>>15605791
This, weird-looking and unimpressive body

>> No.15606355

>>15603341
Good. It's not enough to feel it I also want to smell it.

>> No.15606361

>>15603717
wtf is wrong with this bitch's eyebrows

>> No.15606448

>>15606095
Ignore them you have good taste. He prob only gets hard to fake asses.

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>>15606361

>> No.15606499

>>15603438
$3k you fucking simp idiot

>> No.15606557

>>15603306
in chocolate and money

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15606616

>>15603438

>> No.15606631

>>15603875
ngmi

>> No.15606641
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>>15603438
My god!!
>I was the top donor
pls put me in the cap!

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>>15603438

>> No.15606713

>>15603402
hahaha that only fans post wasn't me. I'm actually pretty conservative and am against that shit.

>>15603438
based


Honestly the key is to not be a faggot like every liberal faggot who attempts to talk to her. Even though we don't agree on nearly anything politically I just chalk it up to her being a dumb retard girl. I'm 30, and she's 23 so there is also that.

>> No.15606749

>>15603306
Hawt

>> No.15606760

>>15603438
onlyfan chicks is not the way. I was talking to this girl and they get off by sharing their nudes to the internet. Girls like need way too stimulant to really focus on one dude. It's a waste of time. And if you're a real man, you will value your time.

>> No.15606818

>>15603306
There's no women around me like that, that even exist.

>> No.15606828

>>15606818
go to the city. Can't find these types of girls in rural areas. Need to be next to a world class art uni

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>>15603438
basééé

>> No.15607203

>>15606641
go back

>> No.15607568
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>>15603438

>> No.15607723

>>15603306
its kinda funny literally just be nice to them. ive had sex with about 3 girls that look like this. most of them are so mentally fucked that if you're just a decent person to them they give puss. Im not even good looking and at the time I dressed like a bum

>> No.15607798

>>15603306
I gotta get out of the house more

>> No.15607974

>>15603344
Looks like he lets her fuck other men.

>> No.15608031

>>15604512
Yeah

>> No.15608039

A passably attractive face (at bare minimum, of course) and a fuckton of luck. Being rich is obviously a plus, too.

Can you stop posting these threads now?

>> No.15608361

>>15607974
projecting cuckold

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15608376

>>15603438
>top onlyfans donor
>haven't had sex yet and it's been 4 months
buddy......

>> No.15608394

>>15603333
This.
find out that her dad wears and cop that

>> No.15609723

>>15603438
Holy shit this makes me want to kill you and then kill myself.

>> No.15610312

>>15603306
she has a really wide guy type face, like jordan barret type wide, still hot tho

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15610407

>>15603438
Thats enough 4chan for today.

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>>15603438
>I was the top donor on her OnlyFans account
>We haven't had sex yet and it's been 4 months

>> No.15610745

>>15604881
You and me both man

>> No.15610751

>>15606085
Sickly skinny and soulless eyes, the thigh-highs don't quite reach the place where she tried cutting for the first time and pussied out but nonetheless add to the pixie look. 4/10 with makeup, 3/10 when she opens her mouth.

>> No.15610868

>>15604881
>>15610745
same here and I've been happily married for 18 years

>> No.15610869

>>15603438
The absolute state of men in 2020

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>>15603438

>> No.15611438

>>15603438
what

>> No.15611443

>>15603438
Imagine if they actually fell in love, married, had kids, and then one day their kids ask how they met. Luckily that will never happen.

>> No.15611459

>>15611443
they would film the kid's birth and post it on the onlyfans

>> No.15611701

>>15603867
>>15605489
I dunno abou that but I've seen her in WAYWT threads

>> No.15611703
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not even joking...like her dad.

>> No.15611713

>>15605777
Pedo creep.

>> No.15611718
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>>15603438
Amazing

>> No.15612560

>>15610407
kino taste

>> No.15612574

>>15611703
/thread

>> No.15612575

>>15603438
Ah yes. the baitmaster.

>> No.15612626

>>15606191
Are you implying that she’s....Hebrew?

>> No.15612824

>>15603438
This post is the only reason I keep coming to this shitty thread, kek.

>> No.15613471

>>15603306
Look like kurt cobain. act like an empty headed grunger spouting platitudes, woah man.

>> No.15614163

>>15603306
find out what her dad looks like

>> No.15614410
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>>15603306
dress like bladee, smoke lots of weed and generally act like a wigger

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>>15603438
Based bait.

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>>15603438

>> No.15615679
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>>15603438

>> No.15615779

>>15603438
>I spent around $3k on her nudes and videocalls
>We haven't had sex yet and it's been 4 months
>Nice to have a /fa/ gf.
A-anon, I have some bad news

>> No.15616014

>>15603333
Damn nigga that's crazy but nobody asked

>> No.15616094

>>15603438
She has a husband, and her insta shows she does basically nothing but watch anime and look after kids

>> No.15616097

>>15611701
SHe seems better, this time last year she was in a mental hospital

>> No.15617528

Become enmeshed in your cities party scene. Learn to use CDJs. Girls like this have options and are terminally bored. They evaluate you for your vitality. You may have to put up with a lot of their histrionics but if you convince them your pain is more profound than theirs you're good. Do drugs.

>> No.15617534

>>15603867
Dude that vagina looked really fucked.

I knew I didn't like asian girls

I should have stopped scrolling at those dark ass nipples

>> No.15617549

i keep seeing this chick, she has an ok aesthetic but are we pretending her face isn't completely fucking busted?

>> No.15618580

>>15617528
so be a worthless retard and a faggot, got it. Thanks anon

>> No.15618654

>>15603717
Goth girls normally make me go insane but this girl isn’t doing anything for me. Like wtf, this is such an odd feeling being dead inside looking at these images