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15586505 No.15586505 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: Greentext a time when a stranger recognized how /fa/ you were in public

>> No.15586511

>>15586505
Do you really consider a compliment so fucking imporant you have to greentext it?

>> No.15586516

>>15586511
yes... the only people i've spoken with in person with for the last 3 years were cashiers

>> No.15586518

>someone said they liked my shirt

What do you expect from this thread exactly?

>> No.15586521

>>15586518
>What do you expect from this thread exactly?
i want motivation to actually care about my clothes and style instead of just thinking it's wasted effort. Is the $30 haircut really better than the $10 haircut? Is taking the time to put paste in my hair any better than just not doing anything at all?

>> No.15586538

>>15586505
Wearing a tie without a jacket is not /fa/. That guy looks like a waiter.

>> No.15586560

>>15586538
>That guy looks like a waiter.
the only thing he's waiting on is his dick to get sucked by a QT

>> No.15586616
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15586616

>>15586505
alright here goes nothing
>be me 23 yo
>at uni reading a book while wainting for the next class to start
>qt asian midget aproach me and ask me if we can share a table
>lol wut bitch, it's college property just do it
>yes no problem then she sits in front on me started to play with her phone
>ignore her and kept minding my business
>a few minutes pass, girl ask me the time
>it's yada yada o clock
>thanks she said and grabbed her backpack and before leaving she told me she loved my outfit
>my fit was kinda like the picture
FeelsGodDamnGoodMan.webm
i know you morons will criticize me for it but it still a win for me

>> No.15586629

>>15586505
Rick personally flew to my house and thanked me for wearing full Rick.

>> No.15586630

>>15586616
>qt asian
no such thing

>> No.15586646

>>15586630
>seethe

>> No.15586655

>>15586646
at what? an ugly slant eyed gook asked you what time it was?

>> No.15586669

>>15586616
Lel, she was hitting on you. Obviously she has the time on her phone

>> No.15586674
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15586674

the only time i ever get compliments is when i wear this hat that i found on the ground

>> No.15586681

>>15586674
nice hat

>> No.15586684

>>15586681
thanks bro

>> No.15586696

>>15586681
nice hat you got there

>> No.15586699
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15586699

>be me
>20 yo friendless kv
>go out
>omw to the bookstore
>walk through the park nearby
>walk past a group of girls
>they all shut up and stare at me
>one of them tells me "nice style"
>all of them start laughing histerically
>say thanks and continue walking
>they laugh even harder
feelsgoodman.png pic rel is kinda what I was wearing

>> No.15586700

>>15586674
>this hat that i found on the ground
i found a hat on the ground one time that i wear occasionally. it has a picture of a velociraptor with a backwards hat and a gold chain on it and it says "rap-tor". couldn't find a pic online.

>> No.15586706
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15586706

>>15586674
based

pic related is the only hat that ever gets me compliments

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15586708

>>15586699

>> No.15586714

>>15586616
In her mind, sitting at the table with you was the sign she wanted you to initiate a conversation. As opposed to just starting the conversation herself.

>> No.15586721

>>15586714
And she tried two more times, by asking for the time and by giving a compliment

>> No.15586728

>>15586538
Probably an entry level office job for a recent college grad.

>> No.15587931

>Sit on a bus
>Guy in front of me
>Hey, Nice pants
T-thanks

>> No.15588272

>>15586616
Ngl I hate you fucking hate you fucking autists

>> No.15588377

>>15586505
>go out with frens
>Two old friends and one friends avec
>Go to a bar
>sit down with our drinks
>avec opens his mouth
<"you should become a model
>friends agree

>> No.15588384

>>15586655
if you don't like asian women then you are confirmed gay, most western women just look like men

>> No.15588387

>>15586521
Find someone who cuts your hair the way you want it without having to tell them every time. Go back every time. I've been going to the same lady at great clips (she moved there after another place closed) for like 3 years now and it's a $10 haircut plus tip.

>> No.15588479
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15588479

>>15586505
>2016
>Dress in generic nice boy check shirts and woolen jumpers, undercut hair esc.. nobody gives a shit
>Dye my hair blonde and start wearing all black Yohji shit looking semi androgynous
>Guys think I'm gay and hit on me
>Girls think I'm alternative and hit on me
>People ask me if I work in fashion
>Random dude approaches me in the street and offers me a job as a model been making $$$ since
>Go to bars and art galleries and random people approach me and talk to me

It is honestly surprising how radically changing your style can radically change your experience of life. Anyone wanting to follow this style I'd suggest COS and Arket for essentials and investing in Yohji esc stuff for major pieces.

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15588501

>>15586505
my chad roommate and a random thot i met in a club complimented my harrington jacket once. That's about it.

>> No.15588587

>>15586669
>>15586714
>>15586721
yeah i was aware of it, at the time i was sweet on a girl i knew so i didn't care much for others.

>> No.15588589

>>15588479
if true this is pretty cool senpai

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>>15588501
if chad and random thots compliment a garment of yours thats a big thing anon

>> No.15588624

Not in public and not a stranger but
>always bring a book when staying over at a girl's place
>I don't even read that much
>when she goes to shower and comes back you reading on her bed instead of on your phone she'll jump you all over again "wow so intellectual uWu"
>last girl even took pictures of me because she thought it was so attractive
>pretended not to notice but I asked for them later because I'm a faggot like everyone else here

>> No.15588652

>>15586505
>be me
>listen to neofolk
>cop a di6 tee
>wear it in uni
>girl walks in front of me
>notices my tshirt
>"wow, nice tee!"
>"ehh thanks"

>> No.15588660
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15588660

>one of our tenants had a leak into their restaurant, needed to go to the upstairs apartment to fix it
>run over to building with master key to meet plumber because the tenant wouldn't pick up his phone
>he gets there, we open the door right as the tenant comes home (backstory, he's flaming fucking gay)
>after the initial confusion of why we were entering his apartment he literally calls my Red Wings "fabulous."

And usually we have to give 24 hour notice to enter except in emergencies, in case anyone wants to play keyboard lawyer.

>> No.15588682

>>15588624
let me guess.
you keep the book in your purse?

>> No.15588692

>>15586616
absolute chad.

>> No.15588709

>>15586505
>go out with gf for drinks
>casual night, just decide to throw on margiela gats, sweats, and a kapital fleece
>afterwards go to fancier wine/beer store nearby since it’s the only one open
>cashier wearing common projects recognizes the shoes/fleece and we chat for a second

pretty good interaction, think he might be on here. another is when i wore the same fleece to school and got tons of compliments in a single day, one dude in the bathroom even went “is that kapital??”

>> No.15588725

>>15588479
I think you'd really like Rosen, anon.

>> No.15589090

>>15588725
Rosen?

>> No.15589140

>>15586505
>be me in highschool around 16 yo 10th grade probably
>already effay af
>closest friends used to steal my style and beg to borrow my clothes (which i fucking hated btw bc i wanted to be different)
>go to san fran on a vaca and got shoes at haight and ashbury that nobody was wearing att. where i lived. literally not a soul in my life had them or the 3000 stupid kids at my stupid preppy high school
>i thought i was dope af and "different"
>some senior dude approaches me
>hey i was just wondering where did you get those shoes?
>i tell him a website he can go to bc i wasnt thinking straight always thought he was a qt
>2 weeks later, hes rolling around in school with the same exact shoes.
>never again NEVER AGAIN lesson fucking learned!
>for 17 years people constantly ask me where i get stuff and i blatantly lie to their face
>be 17 years later....
>3 days ago i was at a strip club for a party
>stripper comes up...
>where did you get that dress i love it
>me being a bit out of sorts bc 3AM and im celebrating i tell her exactly where i got it
>i pray to god they dont sell it anymore

why cant people just leave me and my personal style alone?

>> No.15589147

>nice shirt

From my girl boss, the only time I wore the normiest shirt I got at work

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15589157

http://tubecrush.net/

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15589163

>>15589140
>tranny

>> No.15589171

>>15588501
>wearing off-brand Harringtons
ngmi

>> No.15589615

An old lady said my ass looked nice in my pants

I was wearing shorts

>> No.15589616

>>15586505
True story:
>Be a decent-looking Londoner, 24 years old, 6"3,
> Recently got birthday gift of some navy blue clothes from my wonderful mother, who I lived with at the time.
>Walking down the street with girlfriend in Camden during summer.
>Wearing stubble beard, new short back and sides haircut, navy blue shortsleeve shirt, navy blue trousers, navy blue canvas shoes, and, wait for it... navy blue braces AKA suspenders.
>Two cutie alternative Camden chicks up ahead.
>One of them eyes me from up the street.
>Girlfriend and I walk past them.
>One of them smiling says to me in a cute Aussie accent, 'I just wanted to say, I like your outfit!'
>'Th-thanks. My mother got it for me.'
>She turns to her friend and the smile goes from admiration to laughter.
>Laugh and awkwardly walk away, girlfriend looking at the pavement embarrassed.
>Girlfriend breaks up with me later that week.

I only wear the shirt now. Had to give most of those clothes away.

>> No.15589619

>>15589140
Haight and ashbury is where the homeless druggies hangout to drum on buckets.

All the shit they sell there is like druggie style. Why are you always entrenched in drug culture?

Glad tomsee you're not a prude, fucking that fake navy seal who promised you a Glock 18 and an m16 when you didn't know you couldn't get them and argued with me untill I told you of the national fireamrs act and 1986 machine gan ban hahahahaha

Fake seal used your pussy up.

Now what you blowing dudes at the strip club because the strippers won't fuck?

>> No.15589625

>>15589616
>'Th-thanks. My mother got it for me.'
Why say anything past "thanks"

>> No.15589628

>>15589140
Is this humblebragging about being a literal trendsetter? Cos it sure seems like it

>> No.15589632

>>15589615
You should have said, 'These are shorts, not pants, ya wrinkly ol bitch!'

>> No.15589638

>>15589625
I ask myself the same question every time I remember that day. I guess you don't really learn till you feel the burn.

>> No.15589641

>>15589140
?
Don't be a cunt

>> No.15589672

they usually compliment my print tshirts thats about it

>> No.15589705
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15589705

>>15586505
>assistent at clothing store told me he liked my style
>bus driver said she liked my colorful outfit
>drunk-bro said he liked my style and introduced me to his qt friend (femoid)
What’s funny, you niggas would say I dress SEXcore

>> No.15589706

>>15589705
>assistent

>> No.15589747

>>15589706
What’s wrong? English is my third language and I cannot see the issue

>> No.15589750

>>15588692
>receives compliment
>completely blows an easy layup
this is what a chad is?

>> No.15589937

>>15586505
i hang out with artsy/fashion people, they quite often compliment my looks and take pics for inspo sometimes

>> No.15589961

>>15588709
Hey repfam

>> No.15589972

>slept over at ex's place once and used her shampoo
>The next day get compliments on how good my hair smells
>Feels good

we've broken up since then but god damn I still buy and use her shampoo cause of three girls saying my hair smelt nice

>> No.15589992

>>15586505
One time a female employee at the ralph lauren flagship in Chicago said my style was "very ralph"

>> No.15590017

>>15589992
She was just trying ton get you to buy something

>> No.15590019

>>15589090
The Rosenrot. Similar to Yohji, Issey, etc but custom made to measure.
https://rosen-store.com/collections/rosen-s

>> No.15590033

>>15589747
I bet you're Korean.

>> No.15590119
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15590119

>>15589615
Lol take what they give you anon

>> No.15590175
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15590245

>>15586505
Happens all the fucking time.
>Go to Melbourne for a holiday
>Wearing a kind of menswear fit, forest green sports jacket, navy trousers, you know the deal.
>Going down the escalator in the hotel lobby
>There's a girl going up
>Notice she's looking at me
>Because I'm not an autist (anymore) I look her dead in the eyes
>She blushes and looks away
Another win for the patriarchy.
Also
>Used to work at H&M
>Ladies department
>The older ladies can't get enough of my fits
>One day was wearing the samurai Jedi shit
>Long conversation with a lady about Japanese fashion and Yohji
>Fuck, one time even got compliments from a middle aged Indian man who wanted to cop my jacket
>Bro you're fat as fuck, you can't fit this jacket even if you wanted to
My /fa/shion knows no bounds
Last bit
>Use money earned to buy more out there clothes
>Because I'm not an autist (anymore) I just don't give a fuck and have no issues with being seen
>Big sequinned gold puffer jacket
>Literally a walking disco ball
>Pic related
>Girls can't get enough of it
>Some stop me to say 'I just wanted to say that I love your outfit'
>Others just shout from wherever they are
>Yeah keep mirin'
It's all about confidence

>> No.15590463
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15590463

>dress like pic related because im a skinhead,
>also wear a scally cap with it
>people think im larping as an immigrant
>lots of women look me over, mostly because I'm fit though.

>> No.15590472

Some guy once stopped me to compliment me on my (lol) Sperry duck boots

>> No.15590473

>>15590463
Are you a Jonas brother?

>> No.15590551

>>15590473
No. But I am in a boy band.
Duce's Youth.

>> No.15590904

>>15586674
I feel like there is something racist about this but I can't tell what?

>> No.15590962

>>15586505
Someone they liked my coat even though it was a raincoat and I was wearing it because It was raining yet humid.

>> No.15590995

>>15589628
Nah it’s humble bragging about people liking stuff I wear. Which is a compliment and everything. But even now when I dress way more “chill”...I don’t want to to be wearing the same exact dress as a stripper...
Ok, I have a good eye for things. I’ve been in charge of buying for stores and stuff like that. Also visual merchandising. I’m not saying I’m starting trends. I’m just saying people tend to like what I like.

>>15589619
Idfk what you’re talking about bc half of what you said is way off. Also in ‘03 H&A was def filled with some counter culture punk-ish stuff and druggies but they had awesome stores (for me att and the way I dressed in highschool I loved it) that place I’m sure has evolved a lot went from hippies to punks...It was a druggie place way back in 60s and 70s too...nonetheless doesn’t mean you can’t find some cool shit there

>>15589641
I guess I can’t help it. But you may have to be more specific?

>> No.15590999

>>15590995
Post an outfit because you used to be notorious for your lack of style and the fit was always baggy on you

>> No.15591004

>>15590999
Omg stfu. you’re notorious for being ugly and fat. And Mexican. So pls shut up.

>> No.15591006

>>15591004
At least you cover up your nasty looking tits when you dress like shit. In your recent selfie you were wearing some ugly looking kimono, shitty cowboy hat

Your style is straight from a 1970 art teacher

>> No.15591014

>>15591006
Kimono????
Wtf?
And the hat is to keep the ticks off my fucking head bc I’m outside all the time
Godamit pls stop seriously do you want to do this fr?
Also I can’t tell if you’re trying to offend me but I bet 70’s art teachers dressed p cool.

>> No.15591015

>>15591014
> Grateful dead omg grateful dead


Okayyyyyyy boomer

>> No.15591036

Yoo wtf thats me lmao this is from years ago

>> No.15591041
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15591041

>>15589705
>those weirdly shaped short legs

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>>15586505
>in Tunisia
>hijabi girl took pictures of me for her fashion school
>later that night a tinder match said she remembered seeing me due to the red docs

>> No.15591047

>>15586516
the realest feels

>> No.15591074

>>15589705
Look at this manlet

>> No.15591504

>>15586516
why don't you have friends or something

>> No.15591535

>>15588624
this is the most faggy thing I read this year, holy shit some of you people are so fake lmao

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>>15591041
phone cameras not even once

>> No.15591844

>about to walk into a Grouper show
>kid yells from down the sidewalk, "Hey, are those Guidis?"
>Yes
>listen to him fanboy over my style for a while before making some excuse and going inside
kind of embarrassed for the other guy really
mostly it's just basic compliments from normies, which is fine

>> No.15591847

>>15589705
>Why yes, I do go to art galleries

>> No.15591881
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>At college doing a group project.
>Fall semester in Colorado, roughly late November so it was chilly.
>Wore a Michael Kors PEACOAT.
>Cute Asian group partner compliments it after we wrap up.
>Autistically nod and then head out.
>Later realize she was probably trying to flirt with me.

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>> No.15591894
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15591894

I had this t shirt. Only one teacher got mad about it.

>> No.15591898

>>15586505
>Walking into Playboi Carti concert
>Parking attendant asks if Im "with the band"
>people in line cheered as i walked by

>> No.15592006
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15592006

>5´6'' male twink
>most of the times i have to buy clothes from children or womens section
>try to keep my style as masculine and mature as possible
>most of the times only degenerates and fags compliment me because they're hungry for boipussi (i swear to god i'll suicide one day)
>one day while wainting for the buss i spot two milfs staring at me, one of them took her phone out and discretely(i've notice cause im used to being harassed) took a picture of me
>they came closer to me and one of them introduced herself
>hello im xyz and my friend is zyx we saw you from there and... I'm sorry im blushing. haha.. i think you're cute we both actually like how well dress you are.
>at that point i was trying to keep my cool and trying not to blew it with some retard answer, all i could say was. Thank you Ma'am, my buss is here hope you both have a great afternoon
>took the wrong buss and left the hell outta there
>Never ever felt so happy in my life, that made my day.
>mfw

inb4 how did they look like, one of them was pretty the other, the one that talked to me not so much

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>>15586505
>Be me
>Thinks I'm ugly
>Have poor taste in fashion
>Doesn't matter
>Mom makes fun of me
>Mom purchases outfit to prove point
>I wear outfits to disprove her point
>Girl in class compliments me
>Friend's gf compliments me
Outfit in pic is related

>> No.15592055

>>15592046
post your everyday fit

>> No.15592062

>>15592046
Based mom

>> No.15592079

>>15592055
It's more like this >>15591042 + lots of cargo pants. Function over form. Those pants weren't comfortable. Can't carry much.

>> No.15592092

>>15592046
it's a pretty descent fit anon

>> No.15592110

>>15589972
what was the shampoo? i never get comploments on my hair and it smells like piss

>> No.15592115

>>15586505
what subway is this? Those seats look wrong but everything else looks like NYC. how long have I been away?

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>be me, 23, wear this in my small town in Oklahoma
>trad blonde stacys mirin my redpilled gains, probably thinking I’m based
>walk into Walmart to buy a 12 pack of monster energy
>skinny trans doomer blue haired cringe guy behind me in line
>stare at him with my Prussian German ancestry stare and make sure he sees my chad redpilled based jawline from being white
>blue haired poly non-trad doomer crawls away and cries running out of the Walmart
>go home and donate $5 to the daily stormer

>> No.15592152

>>15592079
In this case you should listen to your mom

>> No.15592271
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15592271

>work in IT with databases
>literally wear the same clothes for years
>my company does this weird thing when it gathers all employees and gives out awards and badges
>best support
>last at the office
>database wizard
>over 60 people standing smiling and clapping as people are accepting awards
>our next award is fashion ninja
>smiling and clapping wondering who it might be
>everyoen stops clapping and looks at me
>I realize this is for me
>go and accept the award while everyone is laughing
>keep racking my brain why I got this award
>friend tells me it's because of my weird haircut
>I realize that I cut my hair at home with clippers from the sides and leave the top longer since I can't cut with scissors, I also do japanese fencing
>mfw I'm a fashion ninja

>> No.15592282

>>15592125
based and redpilled

>> No.15592331

>>15592271
wow anon, way to feel sad about a good thing

>> No.15592374

>be 10
>find a child sized fedora in a trunk of costumes in the attic
>insist on wearing it
>dad's not having it
>won't let me look like a jackass
>one night the family is going to the movies then a restaurant downtown
>insist on wearing the hat as usual, even if I never get to
>dad tells me okay but I gotta change shirt so the color doesn't clash
>I'm extatic
>dad gets a hat of his own out of a box
>get out of the movie
>feel like little bruce wayne
>some hobo jumps in front of us
>points at me and yells WHOA BOGART then goes away

>> No.15592428

>>15590463
Why advertise you are a racist though? Do you really want to give (((them))) the drop on us?

>> No.15592458

>>15592271
It's fine dude, back in '13 when I graduated high school they gave out awards for people like "most athletic" "most likely to become a doctor" "cutest couple" etc.
Out of the 300 people in my graduation class I won "most confused person" lmao

>> No.15592959
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>Always get compliments on my glasses, people say they suit my face shape
>One time some chick at those shopping stands selling charity said she liked my style when I was just wearing my leather jacket over my work clothes lel (not a real compliment)
I get a lot of looks from people but they quickly turn away because I stare everyone in the eyes and I have the male equivalent of resting bitch face on 90% of the time and have been told I walk and look intimidating

>> No.15593076

>>15592374
WOAH BOGART

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>>15586630

>> No.15593123

>>15588387
how do you know if she's there?

every time i go to superclips or whatever it's random who i get.

>> No.15593217

>>15586505
When I was homeless id go to discount stores and wear whatever they had on clearance until it broke/gptirreprably dirty

During this time depending on my fit I'd always get compliments from people I assume realized I was homeless and tried to make me feel better.

But I'm really autistic about taking compliments and not sure if that's healthy

>> No.15593389

>>15586505
>be college student
>dress business casual kinda everyday
>button shirt, solid color v neck sweater, black pants, oxfords
>honestly i dont think this is that effay
>get compliments pretty often, mostly from other males because i never really talk to girls although i know they talk about me
>once talked to a girl in lecture and after introducing myself she said "oh youre Anon everyone says dresses really nice!"
>tfw still a khv because i cannot talk to women and now i graduated...

>> No.15593592

>>15590019
nice shill XeonIQ

>> No.15593597

>>15588624
ignore the haters this is based
successfully pretending to not care whilst meticulously planning your moves are some American psycho shit and its swag as fuck

>> No.15593658

>>15586616
autist here
what do you even say to them in this situation?

>> No.15593669

>>15589750
>going after pussy
>not enjoying your book in peace instead

>> No.15593674

>>15593658
'ayo bb u want sum fucc?!'

>> No.15593802

>>15586616
Where were you reading? In the library?

>> No.15593835

>>15586505
>waiting in line before a show (barnacle boi), smoking a cig
>chelseas, black petit standards with rips and patches, vetements qr code tee, black jean jacket
>random qt ask me for a light
>asks about my shirt, just kind of shrug
>tries to scan it with her phone
>it works, but the URL is a dead domain
>"oh, huh" she goes
>I ask her if she has powder, she says no
>continue on with the rest of my night

>> No.15594743

>>15586516
fuck man...i think i’m almost to that point

>> No.15596320

nig

>> No.15596391

>>15586505
>Be in SF waiting innnabar for a drink
>random coke bro walks past me looks me up and down
>Armani-head-to-toe.jpg
>proper fit
>they seem to know him I was standing at this point because the bar was packed
>he magically clears a stool and invites me to sit
>he sees me unbutton before i sit down
>pats me on the back and orders me a martini
>we bar hop and do wild shit

I have his number and he mine but for some reason I guess we just assume the other is busy.

>> No.15596398

>>15586516
lol I like the idea of being passionate about fashion despite having zero social or professional life

>> No.15596413

>>15593389
There's probably a German word that describes the feeling this story evokes

>> No.15596433

>>15596391
A
Text him asking if he wants his duck sucked

You two are clearly fags

>> No.15596454

>>15596433
t.namefaggot

>> No.15596528

>waiting for the bus
>grandma next to me comes up to me and compliments my outfit
>fawns over the details
>assumes I've sewn the dress myself
>have to tell her that I did in fact buy my outfit instead of making it
>feel bad letting her down
This has happened more than 5 times with different outfits.

>> No.15596533

>>15596433
but Sieg, you a are a homo

>> No.15596545

>>15593123
Depends. I live in a small town and every barber or hairdresser has like two or three people working there so it generally doesn't matter what time I come in, it's always the same people working in the store and they all know me. If you live in a bigger city or your preferred store has a shift rotation then just call up for an appointment and just ask if X can do your hair because they did it last time and you really liked it.

>> No.15596549

>>15586538
you're retarded and should get off this board

>> No.15596563

>>15592125
fake
>>15592282
50IQ fanboy

>> No.15596704

>>15589140
you sound so fucking lame lmao

>> No.15596718

>>15589705
>bulova watch
>off season turtleneck when other people are probably in shorts
>sex core
Yep it’s autism

>> No.15596725

>>15590245
Confidence or not, that coat looks really stupid anon

>> No.15596728

>>15592115
That looks nothing like nyc trains kek

>> No.15596747

>>15592125
clearly bait, also you didn't even get complimented retard

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>>15586505
>be me 13 years old
>at school minding my own buisness
>3 girls come over comments that my shoes look nice
>know its cheap 20 dollar fake leather sneakers and their all rich kids with brand cloths
>sperg out on them how they ironicly mocking me for being poor. Flip my table and throw my chair at them. Storm out the room.

>> No.15597266

>>15589705
>bus driver
holy shit he still catches public transport hahahahaba fucking manlets lmao

>> No.15597487

>>15588272
see
>>15586721
you dont have to fuck everything that moves
the man that chases two rabbits loses them both

>> No.15597497

>>15596725
hey if it works it works

>> No.15597509

>>15596563
>>15596747
thats the joke retards holy fuck

>> No.15597981

>>15586505
>be me
>24 y/o super senior at shitty state uni
>go to target
>buying lightbulbs
>self check out is full
>go to the cashier
>see a friendly-looking young lady at lane 5
>"hello :)"
>"hi...i-i really like your style"
>"wow, thank you so much. that's so nice of you to say!"
>made the rest of my day
she seemed really nice, deff someone I would befriend if we were in class together but I think she was either in HS or college freshmen. I was wearing full uniqlo too. JW Anderson fleece in pic rel, cropped corduroy trousers and blundstones kek

>> No.15598003

>>15586521
If you're dressing up to appease others and not because its who you are then you are insecure. If you're insecure you're probably an uggo

>> No.15598262

>be me at a rock festival
>Wait in line to one of those stinky plastic potties
>Guy comes up and sais: nice martens bro, are they made in England?
>Say thanks and yes they are
>Guy said that he likes the shoes again and goes on his way

That's about it

>> No.15598283

>be handsome
>dress at least slightly better than the regular population
>get street casted a lot

>> No.15598367

>wife's boyfriend comes over to fuck her (hotwife, not cuckold)
>he sees my shoes at the front door complements me on them
>we end up talking about them and other things for over an hour, he leaves without fucking my wife
I guess this would be a win if I didn't like her fucking other guys, still makes for a funny story though

>> No.15598377

I was wearing my flecktarn parka and some drunk hobo screamed "HEIL HITLER" in my direction

>> No.15598634

>>15586505
maybe not really /fa/ but found it funny
>be a low end temporary worker on construction site because money
>weather is cold so i wear my dad's heavy hi-viz jacket
>got some new work boots because uncomfortable bone growth on the heel
>lots of contractors everywhere: electricians, plumbers, carpenters
>weekly meeting with architects and local government people
>nobody has any idea what's going on
>everybody comes to me and shake my hand and ask me for shit like i'm in charge
>people see me answering questions so more people come around me
>boss is right next to me and everybody just ignores him
>after small talk is done i tell them i have to go back to work and get my spade
>everybody is like wtf
after that everytime there was a problem/misunderstanding everybody kept coming to me even though i was just some underpaid grunt with a nice jacket

>> No.15598657

>>15589171
>wearing anything with an identifiable brand
ishygddt

>> No.15598678

>>15598367
>hotwife, not cuckold
?

>> No.15598687

>>15589705
That’s a clean 5 foot 7 Pocket Prince

>> No.15598782

>>15586505
>Go to a coffee shop with a boxy wool knit. get Complemented
>Wear the same knit at ceremony where most people are in casual wear. Told i look like a hobo

>wear a oxford striped sweater over some generic design button up. Friend says i look like a gay newyorker. i'll take that as a complement

>burgundy Japanese silk shirt, that i thrifted with generic black mid thigh shorts. Complemented on the shirt and the fit by coworkers/colleagues

>Cold winter with no wind. wear a dark navy blue leather vest over a beige knit, 501's, and newbalance Beaters. Complemented by coworkers/colleagues.

Funny enough that i never get complemented by females unless i wear my uni's sweater or something resembling frat-core

>> No.15598818 [DELETED] 

>>15586616
good looking autistic people are so funny
a good example of not getting social cues

>> No.15598828

>>15586616
it's so funny how good looking autistic people don't get social cues
exemple:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE32ABA2Kco

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>>15586505
whenever I dress this I get compliments and looks from women at Uni.

>> No.15598861

>>15598846
you break your finger or what

>> No.15598976

>>15588479
based larper

>> No.15599000

>>15598846
Must be a good looking face or pity cause this fit is average as fuck.

>> No.15599048

>>15593658
ask her what she's studying, make conversation about it, try to veer it to learn about her interests, occasionally relate your interests to hers. Just make sure to not talk too much about yourself while also not trying to interrogate her.

>> No.15599051

>>15593835
lmao didnt the qr code link to the wiki page of armenian genocide or something

>> No.15599076

used to wear hype shit as a teen, don't really anymore, but used to had a lot of people comment about it back then

>LOTS of girls commenting on my cdg cons (this was before they blew up, like 4 years ago so normies didnt know them)
>supreme hat got eyed on a lot and one guy in the street actually stopped me and asked me where to buy it lol
>used to have a palace rain jacket with the big logo on the back, some people also commented on that but as palace got more known there were some girls following me at night just screaming PALACE over and over for some reason, this was the moment i decided to sell the jacket so i flipped it to some dutchfag
>ramones get comments sometimes, but its mostly lowkey, like just someone once passed by saying "i fuck wit those bruh" (lmao) or at one night club a guy asked me whether they were rick owens then gave me a fistbump, stuff like that

oh and yeah before wearing this hype/streetwear shit i was your average gamer sperg, so during this "transformation" i'd get a lot of comments from people aswell every time i wore a new piece to school and whatnot

god this reads like im the biggest f ucking normie ffs

>> No.15599288

>go to a party 2 years ago, I'm around 18 at this time
>wear a pleasures graphic shirt (fw16 tattoo tee)
>get eyed by a bunch of thots and guys on my way in to find my friends
>couldn't find them so I get uncomfortable by drawing too much attention so I go to get myself a drink
>get followed by some random alt thot with her and get compliments on my shirt( how cool it looks where'd you get it etc)
>end up sleeping with thot and the first text she sends me is about the shirt
>never wore that shirt out of the house again

so yeah don't wear pleasures it attracts degenerates and dudes with the personality of a brick wall where I'm from.

>> No.15599490

>>15593658
ni gan shen me?

>> No.15599555

>>15599288
>pleasures graphic shirt (fw16 tattoo tee)
lol. Paired with Huf weed socks and an Obey 5 panel

>> No.15599686

girls literally say it to my face

>> No.15599724

>>15597231
sounds pretty based to me

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>In line for Off-White pop-up.
>Group of 2 thots and a gay in front of me and my friend
>One of the thots starts talking to me and compliments my shirt

>> No.15600038

>Gotten complements over clothes a couple of times
>My response is usually to just act cool and talk about fashion
>At uni
>Waiting around for my next class to start
>Group of Korean girls sit down next to me
>After a couple of minutes they ask me where this room is, which lecture hall this is taking place in etc
>Randomly start complementing my eyes, eyebrows, jaw whatever
>I don't fucking know how to respond to that
>"Uhhhh, ok"
>Drop my spaghetti but still manage to somehow become part of their friend group
>I'm pretty sure that at least 2 of them want to fuck me

What do I lads? It was like this in Highschool too until all of the girls found out that I was an autist, I really don't want a repeat of that.

>> No.15600120

>>15592006
how much do you weigh, im 5'6 and i never have shop in children and wear a men's medium, you must weigh under 130.

>> No.15600429

>>15598634
kek

>> No.15600439

>>15600038
pick the hottest one and ask if she has a boyfriend, if she says no then ask her out and use the word "date"
then literally just take her to get food or drinks then take her to your or her room easy

>> No.15600460

>>15586505
>Hiking with my family
>Some MILF part of a tour group asked me to take a pic of her family
>Complimented my Wales Bonner sweater

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>>15586505
i have literally never been complimented in public on any of my /fa/ or designer clothes
but i've been complimented 6 times in the last year and a half on these shoes

i guess there aren't many of you guys around

>> No.15600538

>>15600528
nice shoes anon

>> No.15600542

>>15600538
7 times

>> No.15601034

>>15592125
and then you woke up

>> No.15601214

>>15586674
Nice hat

>> No.15601252

>>15596413
angst

>> No.15601254

>>15597981
idk what ur major was but props, you sound more conscious than 85% of people i see at college

>> No.15601255

>>15598634
one of the best feels possible is people thinking you're in a position of authority when you're not.

>> No.15601284

>>15588479
How tall are you?

>> No.15601888

>>15586505
>be me
>just bought some cool new shoes
>stacy says cool shoes, anon

>> No.15601988

>>15600038

Do what >>15599048 says next time.

>> No.15601998

>>15590245
post fit

>> No.15602510

>>15592125
based

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>>15592110
sunsilk the orange colour one
Before we broke up she changed to the purple one cause she'd been using the orange one for 10 something years

Feels good bro

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>>15596398
Ye that's me desu
used to have heaps of friends but they were mostly through physical closeness like proximity but now that covid happened I talked to noone

>> No.15602625

>>15600528
I genuinely hate all ultraboosts are that past the 1.0 but when I see someone wearing a pair and I know theyre trying to improve their fashion I always say something nice

>> No.15602656

>>15589705
why are you grabbing your breast anon?

>> No.15602660

>>15592046
your mom browses /fa/

>> No.15602668

>>15593658
so, you also like sitting at tables?

>> No.15602717

>at the dining hall with my friends
>waiting in line for pizza
>I'm wearing my hidden.ny socks
>this dude says," i fw the socks"

>another time, getting breakfast at the dining hall
>wearing my engineered garments camp collar and patagonia baggies
>some nerdy dude comes up to me and asks where the shirt is from
pleb probably can't even afford it

>> No.15602750

>>15598003
not op but i dress entirely to appease others, im only insecure when i try and wear something outside my comfort zone, i think im autistic when it comes to fashion because i never understood what "who you are" means with clothes, how can you attach your identity to something that someone else makes when 9 times out of 10 fashion is just flexing wealth or trying to front being wealthy?

>> No.15602756

>>15590245
>Because I'm not an autist (anymore) I look her dead in the eyes
that's pretty autistic anon

>> No.15602769

>>15590904
go back to red dit with the other cucks, if you think RaYcis is a bad thing. Raycism is just standing up for your people and by extension your family. Seethe more if you had horrible boomer parents but don't be a self hater over it.

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>>15601998
Pic rel, can't remember if I fixed the EXIF so maybe it'll get posted sideways
>>15602756
Nah, autism would be being too scared or too shy to meet somebody's eye contact.

>> No.15602855

>>15602820
Consciously doing the opposite of something you think is autistic so as to not look autistic seems pretty autistic to me, anon

>> No.15602863

>dump thousands into clothing
>no compliments
>wear some shitty 100$ topcoat from zara
>multiple compliments a day from women and girls telling me they like my coat, wanting to touch it etc.
what the FUCK

>> No.15603183

>>15586616
What was her plan really. It feels odd to initiate a conversation when someone is reading since it takes a bit more focus than being on your phone.

>> No.15603194

>in high school
>most clothes thrifted
>I got decent fits apparently
>Chad friend cites me as an inspiration
>Cute girl also cites me as an inspiration
>They both get best dressed award in yearbook
>got nuffin

Feels weird :(

>> No.15603196

>>15601888
thats good anon!

>> No.15603199

>>15600038
I think its the spaghetti it triggers something. Definitely will try this tactic out

>> No.15603201

>>15592271
anon stop being gay this is ultra based.

>> No.15604505

>>15586616
Bad nothing to do with you clothes she just wanted to compliment you cos she liked you (trying to start a conversation in two other ways before that)
>>15588624
not everyone can pull that of

>> No.15604599

>>15598846
What coat is that? Been looking for a decent beige coat for a while

>> No.15604644

>>15600528
Slick shoes anon

>> No.15604962

>>15586699
kewl storry brro

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>>15598861
nah dude you always gotta keep it on in case

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I only ever got compliments when I was wearing my Gorka 4 jacket and a leather jacket I got as a hand me down from my dad

>> No.15605517

>>15590175
sweet hat, bruh!