What makes it s*y?

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Anonymous Sun Sep 13 17:38:00 2020 No.15562286 [Reply] [Original]

What makes it s*y?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 17:41:14 2020 No.15562293 >>15562286 -middle-of-the road -outfit’s gestures at masculinity seem inauthentic

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 17:42:42 2020 No.15562299 extremely short legs, bad posture

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 17:44:17 2020 No.15562301 >>15562286 The high beanie, the shit proportions, the awkward pose, the boots that look barely worn. He needs some looser pants, tuck the shirt, wear the beanie normally, and don't baby the pair of work boots.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 18:55:41 2020 No.15562455 >>15562286 Can't we just have a onions general at this point? That way you retards will stop clogging up the catalog.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 18:58:28 2020 No.15562464 White people all look the same 3BH

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 19:00:14 2020 No.15562470 >>15562286 He's a middle class urbanite larping as working class You just KNOW he has a reddit account

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 19:07:24 2020 No.15562492 >>15562286 Pretty much wearing the old school work/rugged wear clothes as "nice clothes". Simply bull up and fuckup those clothes a little bit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 19:08:48 2020 No.15562497 >>15562286 cosplaying as poverty is onions

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 13 20:15:47 2020 No.15562687 >>15562299 >tfw short legs and bad posture I'm working on my posture but fucking legs man

Anonymous Sun Sep 13 20:38:11 2020 No.15562749

>>15562286
mostly it's his stature and weak features, he looks like a nerd. if he dropped the glasses and the goddamn pubes on his face he might be passable. it goes without saying that you can't buy all of that and keep it fucking clean. the shoes are fucking clowny af regardless and the denim color is horrid. it's like he's trying to pass for a steel mill worker but he's clearly never had to open so much as a can of beans in his life. men's clothing should be beaten up af unless they're professionals. keeping mint work gear is fucking stupid

Anonymous Mon Sep 14 01:04:29 2020 No.15563371
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>>15562286
>Every mannerism hes putting off is low-t
>non-scuffed work clothes despite probably never worked in his life
>bad hairline
>patchy beard
>mongrel like hipster halfway house core
>hand pose looks like he's jacked off so much it's stuck like a claw

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 01:10:09 2020 No.15563378 >>15562301 >>15562286 Those aren't even real work boots, they're basedboi boots made for redditors. People who actually labor for a living wear steel toe redwings.

Anonymous Mon Sep 14 01:24:31 2020 No.15563403
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>>15563371
>>hand pose looks like he's jacked off so much it's stuck like a claw
yea, I have no idea how some peoples hands just crve into halfway firssts like that, so weird

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 01:24:48 2020 No.15563404 >>15562286 Mostly the shit hat and the weak upper body.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 01:30:27 2020 No.15563414 Looks like stealth Half-Life cosplay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 01:34:30 2020 No.15563420 >>15562286 he looks fine. the style is dated as fuck but its better than all the poverty larp on this board.

Anonymous Mon Sep 14 01:36:41 2020 No.15563423

>>15562293
>-outfit’s gestures at masculinity seem inauthentic
i think this is a really good way of putting it. The workwear aesthetic looks weird when it all crisp and new. The leather boots, blue jeans and work shirt are "manly" but its obvious they have never seen a day of work. Jackets too small imo.
And then you have the textbook thin beard/glasses/beany hipster trope. Cringe.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 01:43:49 2020 No.15563434 >>15562286 its not worked in? the guy works in it? it looks like he bought all on the same day, like his mom bought him back to school clothes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 01:49:56 2020 No.15563445 >>15562286 That's just inescapable with the beanie glasses beard combo at this point. Overall it looks fine but it's very reddit

Anonymous Mon Sep 14 03:39:04 2020 No.15563641

>>15562286
Trying to look workwear/heritage when you look like a weak faggot ; wearing your clothes with absolutely no sense of spontaneity. I mean, look at how he feels uncomfortable in his shit. As long as you own the thing you are wearing you are doing half the work at looking good. This dude just listened to MFA and still looks insecure as fuck only to have more expensive clothing on him. Now he is a s o y b o y AND a tryhard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 05:03:02 2020 No.15563784 It’s the shoes for me

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 05:29:08 2020 No.15563820 >>15562286 Trying too hard The guy wearing it Faking blue collar is so fucking annoying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 05:52:44 2020 No.15563847 it looks like he is wearing every article for the first time

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 05:56:24 2020 No.15563852 >>15562286 Shoulder to hip ratio

Anonymous Mon Sep 14 06:19:19 2020 No.15563878

>>15562286
>going for rugged working class looks even though he probably has huge disdain for them
>cuffed raw denim
> shitty boots(?)
>shit frame
>can see his skinny fat tummy poking out
>nerd glasses
>tight and high beanie despite not having the facial features
>ginger
>awkward pose
>not confident despite asking for a pic so ironic that he looks like he’s waiting for it to get over with
>looks like a child wearing grownup clothes
>beard

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 06:50:46 2020 No.15563910 >>15563878 >working class looks Working class people dress in Walmart shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 06:53:21 2020 No.15563915 >>15563910 I don't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 06:56:29 2020 No.15563919 >>15563915 You're on a fashion board, the guy in the OP is you regardless of whatever shit you're going to spout.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 07:19:15 2020 No.15563948 >>15563904 Brilliant

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 08:21:56 2020 No.15564030 >>15562286 weak jawline, nerdy glasses, posture. It has nothing to do with the clothes (maybe the beanie)

Anonymous Mon Sep 14 08:46:59 2020 No.15564064
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musculature shows low testosterone, no muscle, bad posture, genetically weak (poor vision, fragile bone structure). you have to be a muscular (likely rural) chad with at least an 8/10 face and 9/10 jawline to pull off any "rugged" styles in 2020

Anonymous Mon Sep 14 08:52:30 2020 No.15564073
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>>15562286
>What makes it s*y?
Clothes aren't tofu.
People are tofu.

Posing as something you are not is tofu.
He's not a lumberjack from Alaska.
He's a graphic designer from Williamsburg.

Anonymous Mon Sep 14 09:10:45 2020 No.15564116
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>>15564073
ok, i will play devil's advocate to my own post now:

to be fair, that's how iowa farmers dress, not alaskan lumberjacks.
and maybe graphic designers need to be warm while waiting for the subway.
should he wear a grey wool 3/4 length overcoat with a fedora instead because traditionally that is what new yorkers wore on the subway?
maybe he is from iowa and those are the clothes he brought with him on the bus when he moved to the big apple!

or maybe he just pretends to be butch while being a repressing transwoman on the inside who dreams in pink and baby blue?

i guess we will never know unless we ask him which is why adages like "never judge a book by its cover" exist.

really makes ya think!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 09:29:21 2020 No.15564144 >>15562286 this outfit is actually effay but people dont want to admit it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 09:37:16 2020 No.15564154 >>15564144 Ok Eugene.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 09:40:02 2020 No.15564158 File: 564 KB, 800x430, 1599658088269.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15564144 You can't be serious

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 09:44:24 2020 No.15564164 /ONIONS/ GENERAL WHEN?

Anonymous Mon Sep 14 09:45:34 2020 No.15564165
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Where is he going?
CONTEXT, people!
Clothing can only be viewed correctly IN CONTEXT.
If he is going to a Tuesday work lunch with colleagues at Nobu in August, he is going to look out of place, but if he is going to Sunday afternoon beer bust alone at a gay bar in February, then he will fit right in!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 09:46:21 2020 No.15564166 >>15563904 kek

Anonymous Mon Sep 14 10:07:38 2020 No.15564196

>>15563403
Jacking off all the time, yes I'm serious, that one episode pf seinfeld when costanza becomes a hand model is legit how it happens, people with curled hands are coomers from a young age, you'll notice how most if not all people with that have a ugly face or beta presence at that, look into it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 10:15:14 2020 No.15564213 >>15562286 fit isn't bad he just look pale and weak. thin blonde beard, bad glasses, stupid beanie.

Anonymous Mon Sep 14 11:52:50 2020 No.15564427

>>15562286
he's trying to effect a complete archetype/aesthetic with zero nuance or personality

sure, lots of blue collar workers wear carhartt work jackets, jeans, boots and button ups, but pretty much never all of those at once, all in the most boring, clean cut style possible. people who wear this shit day in an out try to be as comfortable as they can, which is why actual working men don't give off the overdone vibe this guy has.

if he wore a t shirt, lighter/more beat up/not fucking selvedge jeans, or some actual work boots without a moc toe or something cooler like some timbs, he'd look way better

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 12:37:48 2020 No.15564546 >>15563919 No it isn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 13:26:11 2020 No.15564646 they look like someone who uses 4chan which is a big turn off for me. the outfit also carries an air of assholism. the kind that says i eat the shit that comes out of my own asshole and my opinions are very very important.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 13:28:49 2020 No.15564652 >>15562455 >clogging up the catalog Because the other threads are so important.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 14:52:36 2020 No.15564871 File: 124 KB, 500x388, wack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15562286 the fact that he is wearing work wear that looks like he never did a day of work using it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 15:00:49 2020 No.15564895 >>15562687 take photo from lower angle if you want long legs

Anonymous Mon Sep 14 15:39:38 2020 No.15565001
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Its prob cause he dresses as a worker while not even working or showing sign of working. Besides working clothes is ment to be fashionable its ment to be efficient not to mention he show 0 emotion in the pic

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 15:49:02 2020 No.15565027 >>15562286 Being a skinny hipster faggot and the boots. Change those two things and it would look manly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 16:21:22 2020 No.15565126 honestly? he looks alright except for the beanie and glasses

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 16:45:32 2020 No.15565176 >>15564196 youve never lifted a weight in your life.

Anonymous Mon Sep 14 18:20:36 2020 No.15565405

>>15563910
It depends.
my wrangler's that I wear to work most days are walmart tier but you gotta pay good money for a good pair of boots to be walking around and getting wet in every day. I own a lot of denim jackets for a lot of reasons, but partially because they're durable, wear stains well if not wash them out all together and because they're comfy and layer-able.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 18:22:54 2020 No.15565412 >>15564427 >this

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 18:26:00 2020 No.15565418 >>15565027 don’t forget the clear skin + blading combo soi to the max

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 18:26:27 2020 No.15565420 >>15563904 Frame it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 18:27:02 2020 No.15565422 >>15565418 fuck me I meant balding also that autistic stance

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 18:27:58 2020 No.15565424 >>15562286 its all brand new and he is very little scrawny guy tiny hands and glasses

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 05:56:34 2020 No.15566516 >>15562286 >>15562293 This. But also the s*yish face combined with the bland fit doesn't exactly make the guy seem interesting. It makes him look like he spends his time browsing reddit and watching twitch streams. Very stimulating

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 06:20:57 2020 No.15566538 >>15562286 The glasses and soft boyish features. Put this on a chad with 20/20 vision and it would be max drip

Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:01:06 2020 No.15566686
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>>15562286
>beanie
>thick frame glasses
>moccasin sneaker hybrids
>cuffed jeans
>lazy grown, trimmed beard
>khaki-workers style top
>outdated hipster style with no moped and studio-apartment to match

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 08:27:09 2020 No.15566718 >>15565418 >clear skin is soi now cant even wash my face in peace anymore

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 16:07:18 2020 No.15567749 >>15566686 >not recognizing moc toe boots

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:08:42 2020 No.15567936 File: 1.23 MB, 900x1334, the soy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15562286 >>15562293 BEHOLD! S*y incarnate

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 17:11:05 2020 No.15567948 File: 1.33 MB, 900x1334, the soy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15562286 >>15563904

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:21:29 2020 No.15568281 >>15563378 They're kinda similar to die hards, which are what I used to wear working on a concrete crew

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 19:36:23 2020 No.15568311 >>15566718 clear skin is soi when the image you’re trying to project is that of a hyper masculine macho double-dicked man’s man

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 20:29:39 2020 No.15568419 File: 11 KB, 600x800, the face.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15562286 >hipster glasses >untucked buttondown >small, frail physique >manlet proportions >pristine clean 'work' boots

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 22:47:35 2020 No.15568733 >>15566718 Chads have battle scars. Would a chad pat his face down with a warm towel? No.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 00:01:06 2020 No.15568849 >>15562286 The awkward way hes standing and his expression is the worst part. He doesnt belong in those clothes and he knows it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:06:14 2020 No.15568986 >>15562286 Jacket is a size too small

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:07:26 2020 No.15568989 >>15562687 Yea u might have short legs or in reality you might have an extra long torso

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 01:08:08 2020 No.15568990 >>15563904 fucking lmao well played anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:29:36 2020 No.15569092 >>15568419 literally every pair of glasses is hipster glasses or incel glasses

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:34:00 2020 No.15569098 >>15563403 Years of lifting weights, doing pull-ups, and typing have turned me into claw mode. It’s legit a struggle to fully open my hand. Slings back like a fucking rubber band when I do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 02:36:08 2020 No.15569099 >>15562286 What job even warrants boots?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 16 05:24:00 2020 No.15569286 >>15569099 Have you ever had a job?

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