Autistic questions thread (too stupid for QTDDTOT)

[Anonymous No.15542610]

What's causing this fold?

[Anonymous No.15542616]

>>15542610
The hand in the pocket

[Anonymous No.15542621]

>>15542616
hmmm...could be, but I have this fold even without my hands in the poockets

[Anonymous No.15542624]

>>15542610
even if we told you, we wouldn’t be able to fix it. go to a tailor. they won’t tell you, but they will be able to fix it. such is life.

[Anonymous No.15542639]

>>15542624
What makes you believe I want to fix it, I just want to know it.

[Anonymous No.15542723]

>>15542639
(((you)))

[Anonymous No.15542754]

>>15542723
(((fuck off, you copy and paste individual)))

[Igor1976 No.15543049]

How do I - as an older BALD poorfag - make sure that I am not perceived as CREEPY?

Case in point, Moby. He used to be perceived as hip. And now look at this bullshit.

[Anonymous No.15543053]

>>15543049
Hair transplant

[Anonymous No.15543070]

>>15542610
His engorged member (out of frame) is pulling on the fabric

[Anonymous No.15543087]

Can you explain that old Jew Dylan to a clueless person? Why is he so iconic?

[Anonymous No.15543088]

>>15543070
>engorged member
I have a smaller member, even if swollen, than the average male adult, and this crease still is there. Any other ideas?

[Anonymous No.15543095]

>>15543087
simple people fall for average people's fake personality and oddities, attributing this bullshit to dark, deep, mysterious, magical sources of a great soul send from god.

[Anonymous No.15543096]

>>15543088
Maybe your pants are too small, thus compensating for your unfortunately sized member

[Anonymous No.15543108]

>>15543096
>compensating
I never cared for having a small or less than average sized member, thus i had no need to compensate it, i was obsessed with certain aspects of my face and head though since a child, but there is nothing to compensate for this.
Back to the main issue, what is the reason for this crease, saw it on different body types and different fits

[Anonymous No.15543110]

Is there any pedo symbolism in this logo?

[Igor1976 No.15543114]

>>15543110

[Anonymous No.15543119]

>>15543049
don't act creepy, i used to act creepy on purpose, in my case it was an inferiority complex and so instead of being seen as just inferior i tried to be seen as a creep, even though i had no thoughts or needs like a creep, i just thought being perceived as a creep is above being perceived as a nobody, but now i think this was a flawed assumption. So, basically, try to be honest about who you are, if you are a creep by nature, then you will be recognized as one, if not, you won't.
The question is, are you a creep and do you want to deceive others?

[Anonymous No.15543120]

is Kohlchan a pedophile board?

[Anonymous No.15543125]

>>15543120
what is this, 4chan but in German?

[Igor1976 No.15543129]

>>15543119
-Wtf is a creep?

>do you want to deceive others
You deceive yourself in your internal monologues. How can you expect honesty from others?

I was not a creep when I was a young kid. I was elected class president, 2 years in a row, and the 3rd year I didn't bother putting my name. I was a cool kid.

[Anonymous No.15543168]

>>15543129
>I was not a creep when I was a young kid. I was elected class president, 2 years in a row, and the 3rd year I didn't bother putting my name. I was a cool kid.
that's not what creep means, you sound like that crybaby who posted several pics of his face and demanded to have a girlfriend

[Anonymous No.15543172]

What are the most comfortable pants that are not sweatpants/joggers?

[Igor1976 No.15543173]

>>15543168
Yes I am a crybaby :(
because no one has boosted my confidence in decades. Can you imagine looking as good as I do after decades of solitary?

[Anonymous No.15543179]

>>15543173
>Can you imagine looking as good as I do after decades of solitary?
this is not how good look works, solitary doesn't affect your facial features in a significant way.

[Anonymous No.15543209]

>>15542621
Well the line is caused by the tension from the hand in the pocket, without the hand means the tension still exists so it's structural, addition fabric was caught in the machine under the pocket.

[Anonymous No.15543214]

>>15543209
>>15542610

[Anonymous No.15543220]

>>15543209
>addition fabric was caught in the machine under the pocket.
thank you, i will ponder about it, bc i am not sure what you mean 100% but it's a direction to focus my thoughts

[Anonymous No.15543222]

Where do you find good faith. I have nothing but mean spirit

[Anonymous No.15543229]

>>15543222
In general?

[Anonymous No.15543234]

>>15543222
I take someone as an inspiration and try copying aspects of his personality or even just fashion style, clothes as a totem to get a better control on your reality.

[Anonymous No.15543237]

I am young Mike Tyson

[Anonymous No.15543242]

>>15542610


I don't know how to dress. Pic related is me. I'm kind of short and stocky and all clothes look baggy and frumpy on me, but I think anything skin-tight will make me look like a stuffed sausage. I was thinking maybe that wife-beaters and a sorta casual greaser-ish look might suit me (especially cuz people say I look rough) and my attempts at looking a bit more preppy make people mock me and say I look overly fancy or effemitate or "scarface".

Also, where can I get decent suspenders for bartending at private events?

[Anonymous No.15543243]

>>15543237
Mike Tyson, the Nukular Physisist?

[Anonymous No.15543248]

[Anonymous No.15543250]

>>15543242
Dress like Bruce Lee, start with a pair of Mexico 66

[Anonymous No.15543253]

>>15543248
Was this before his CTE paved him the way to Allah?

[Anonymous No.15543256]

I like the symbolism here. TOMMY hints at his being an uncle tom house nigga irl. He is a broken man

[Anonymous No.15543258]

>>15543222
Meditation and stuff like MDMA and coke.
>>15543234
>I take someone as an inspiration and try copying aspects of his personality
That sounds kind of sad honestly anon. Do you not feel unauthentic/fake? You need to build an authentic self not replicate.

[Igor1976 No.15543259]

>>15543256
he walks a white tiger to claim alpha status that he is not
but also the tiger represents himself too

[Igor1976 No.15543263]

>>15543256
he is a fake (never fought against real opponents) and also a true hero

[Anonymous No.15543266]

>>15543250

sort of fashionable street/sportswear, somewhat baggy bottom and tighter top? Ok, that could work. Could you please elaborate a bit on the Bruce Lee thing?

[Anonymous No.15543269]

>>15543258
I have a lot of mental problems (no drugs, no violence, no bad parents), especially fear and unrequitted love throughout my life.

Copying someone one wishes to be or to be friends with gives me some glimpse of hope, probably most people copy others, but some are more obsessed and in need to do so.

[Anonymous No.15543272]

>>15543256
Tyson is a based as fuck Maoist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7JJcRp0pww

[Anonymous No.15543286]

>>15543272
See, lots of older man are pathetic :(
Of course it's good that he is back in shape and strong, but there is this pathetic energy.
https://youtu.be/z7eg_Tvjfno?t=175

[Anonymous No.15543287]

>>15542621
That means your pants are too tight.

[Anonymous No.15543288]

>>15543269
That's fair enough whatever works for you I suppose, just remember you are the only you not someone else. You can't be holding other peoples unrealistic standards against yourself.

[Anonymous No.15543291]

>>15543266
Bruce Lee started with Ivy League or Preppy Style like you, but he made his own flavor of Ivy, more like sportive Kung Fu or bad boy Ivy with additional colors and patterns and sneakers instead of dress shoes, sneakers like Onitsuka Tiger's Mexico 66, lumber up and corsair (the predecessor to Nike cortez).
He also add some romantic touch to it by incorporating pendants and shirts from, i think, the 19th century (shirts with strings)

[Anonymous No.15543293]

>>15543272
CTE...Allah...Mao..what's next?

[Anonymous No.15543299]

>>15543291

This is actually really great advice anon, thanks a lot bro

[Anonymous No.15543327]

>>15543272
Midlife Crisis energy

[Anonymous No.15543387]

>>15543299
i am not the tallest myself so i like to copy Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris myself, not just because of the height...also Steve McQueen is a cool inspiration if you like it more clean and old fashioned...here in a super simplistic outfit, the most complicated elements are just the print on his tee and the chukka boots

[Anonymous No.15543559]

Sup, looking for shirts like the left one. I'm talking about the form/model. Left is a bit more boxy than the right one. I do have the left one and I like how it fits my body. Right is too tight, has shorter sleeves. I hope you guys understand. Also, would love those in basic colors like total black without any prints.

[Anonymous No.15543578]

>>15543559
isn't the left one simply a generic cuban style shirt?

[Anonymous No.15543633]

>>15543578
Hmm yes I guess so, I kinda forgot it had a specific name, thanks. Will check

[Anonymous No.15543643]

>>15543633
the correct term is "cuban collar shirt"

[Anonymous No.15543704]

Is there any way to make a kind of cloth that covers my penis and balls using grass and rotos/herbs?
i want to take the tedpill

[Anonymous No.15543797]

Do you guys have a software/way to find out clothes from music videos?

I know spotern which is super small and mostly French (I think). All the other shit like google lens/amazon style shit doesnt work at all

[Anonymous No.15543835]

>>15543704
>i want to take the tedpill
Who is ted?

[Anonymous No.15544119]

>>15543120
Are they getting ddos'd?

[Anonymous No.15544364]

What is this type of jacket called? It's like an unstructured blazer with buttons all the way to the top.

[Igor1976 No.15544377]

This little moment I don't understand. This is a screenshot from rayban.com
Notice it say s AVIATOR LARGE METAL 58-14

But 58mm is the Medium, 62mm is the Large
Please explain

[Anonymous No.15544401]

>>15543108
What is the reason for any crease? More fabric than filler. You have stick thighs and no ass, and your pants don't fit you properly.

[Anonymous No.15544455]

>>15543049
Just be a normal decent human being. You don't suddenly become creepy when you become bald. But if you do weird shit like hang out at college parties when you could be their dad, then yeh, that's pretty weird. Most men are balding after the age of 30, so you are in the majority, and most are doing okay.

>moby
He's creepy because he looks like a highschool gym sub and probably incredibly uncool. All the "creepy" stories of him are when he was in his 30s trying to get with college aged girls. He probably reeked of desperation and tried to inappropriately touch them any chance he got. Basically just a beta cuck. Now he's an old bald cunt who still thinks he's 20 something.

>was hip
No, he really wasn't. He made some new-age tier electronic music and had a few hits.

[Anonymous No.15544462]

>>15544377
might be a batch number or something
or they used a photo of the medium on the large

[Anonymous No.15545364]

I have three autistic questions regarding these khaki: Dockers - Alpha Original - dark pebbles.

1. Is this a Dockers model only available in Europe or in the US as well?

2. What's the hem width of this model in the sizes 32/32, 33/32, 32/34, 33/34 ?

3. What's this color name, I know Dockers calls it "Dark Pebbles", but I mean a more universal color term independent of the brand?

[Anonymous No.15545598]

Thrifted a pair of fairly baggy Columbia cargo pants
Should I try to taper the legs and add elastic cuffs or leave it open like that?

[Anonymous No.15545617]

What other brands than William Lockie from the UK are are great brands for sweaters?

[Anonymous No.15545628]

>>15542610
Ass is not phat enough

[Anonymous No.15545656]

ID on the frames

[Anonymous No.15545668]

>>15543095

many people tried Dylan style buddy. nobody can put it off as effortlessly as him.

[Anonymous No.15545669]

I have a friend who is quite thin, tall (6'6'' ish), has darker blonde hair, blue eyes, and warm, pale skin. He has been poor for some time, and I want to help him dress himself. Developing my own style was easy enough - I found a style I liked, and explored myself within it. But I haven't found a style he vibes with yet. He's in his mid 20s and I want to help him dress both for his self esteem, for getting jobs, and getting women. Where the hell do I start?

Maybe I should just take a step back and merely tell him when he's fucking up? Mixing odd colors, buying bad fitting stuff, going for graphics on tees etc.

[Anonymous No.15545672]

>>15545668
>nobody can put it off as effortlessly as him
the world is filled with psychopaths and actors greater than him

[Igor1976 No.15545697]

>>15545672
Psychopaths are only about 1% of the population.
Then again, that's 1 in every 100 people. That's actually pretty a lot of psychopaths around.

[Igor1976 No.15545701]

I love how "psychopath" instantly evokes "evil criminal".
But guess what? CEOs, Judges, Lawyers, clergy, media talking heads - psychopaths.

[Igor1976 No.15545704]

MERCHANTS are psychopaths

Psychopaths are basically the superior humans.

[Anonymous No.15545716]

Seeing a lot of Nudie jeans on Ebay for $30-40. Easy cop or should I worry about "Fakes"?

[Anonymous No.15545762]

>>15545704
psychopaths are just people with a low conscience and total neglect for others even the tragedies they inflict on others by whatever they do is unimportant to them.

Jews are very conscience people, and one of the people with the lowest percentage of psychopaths.

Maybe you are projecting, in reality, i.e. the world outside of your rotten, pink sponge that contains your childhood memories of torturing animals, psychopaths are highly concentrated among germanics and han-chinese.

[Igor1976 No.15545768]

>>15545762
>psychopaths are just people
They are fearless and don't get anxiety, which gives them humongous advantage

[Anonymous No.15545783]

>>15545768
their lack of a soul worthy of eternity is what makes any advantage obsolete.

[Igor1976 No.15545799]

>>15545783
Soul does not exist

[Igor1976 No.15545804]

I am more inclined to believe that I am a simulation inside a type of holodeck, or a matrix scenario

[Igor1976 No.15545809]

I am a puppet

[Anonymous No.15545818]

>>15545799
at best it does, at worst it's a metaphor. Anyway, it is limited to my knowledge and as such I have to choose if i want to lead my life and the way i perceive decisions in it with this prospect or without it. The only thing that is 100% wrong is the knowing, like you moron.

[Anonymous No.15545826]

>>15545804
never heard this one, such a creative, brave new idea

[Igor1976 No.15545835]

>>15545826
It's just an obvious conclusion

[Igor1976 No.15545839]

>>15545818
>i want to lead my life
good luck leading your life bruh

[Anonymous No.15545930]

>>15543125
>being this new

[Anonymous No.15546052]

>>15545835
>It's just an obvious conclusion
it's obvious, but not a conclusion, it's a thought experiment - one among a plethora, but one of the more shiny baits to simple minds.

[Anonymous No.15546057]

>>15546052
OK retard

[Anonymous No.15546085]

>>15546057

[Anonymous No.15546655]

What is this models name?

[Anonymous No.15546708]

Where to buy clothes and still dress stylish when you are a broke student?

[Anonymous No.15546847]

don't give a shit about headphones but should you buy these?

[Anonymous No.15546849]

>>15546847
that's $50 cad
https://www.whathifi.com/reviews/akg-y500-wireless-review

[Igor1976 No.15546895]

>>15546847
https://www.bestbuy.ca/en-ca/product/akg-y500-on-ear-wireless-headphones-black/13234097

Do they hurt the ears like all the headphones do fuck my ears after 30 minutes?

[Anonymous No.15546956]

>>15543049
One tip I can give is don't look at anybody (especially children) while fumbling in your pocket for something.

[Anonymous No.15546959]

>>15546956
do look at them if by pocket you mean vagina

[Anonymous No.15546961]

rub your pussy and look straight into that little girl's eyes lasciviously
bonus for making her smell your pussy

[Anonymous No.15547041]

What shoes are these?

[Anonymous No.15547057]

>>15547041
Is she wearing a strap on or what? Because there’s bulge there

[Anonymous No.15547346]

I got a jacket while thrifting and want to try my hand at waxing it, just as a little DIY project, but it's a cotton/nylon blend. Will that work or will the nylon be damaged by the heat to melt the wax?

[Anonymous No.15547351]

ID?

[Anonymous No.15547456]

>>15547351
kys

[Anonymous No.15547686]

What should I keep in mind if I want to wear a shirt under a sweater so I dont fuck it up.

[Anonymous No.15547739]

Which color lads

This

[Anonymous No.15547740]

>>15547739
Or this

>inb4 neither

[Anonymous No.15547769]

>>15547740
this

[Anonymous No.15547792]

>>15547686
It could get a bit warm, always good to have a lint roller just in case you want to take off the sweater and your shirt is a dark color.

[Anonymous No.15547797]

>>15547792
I am thinking more about the colour and style. like, should the shirt be lighter or darker than the sweater for example

[Anonymous No.15548118]

>>15543835
the unabomber

[Anonymous No.15548130]

>>15548118
Ted Kaczynski has his own core? I can only guess, a core that focuses on garments made by oneself?

[Anonymous No.15548316]

>>15545701
>CEOs, Judges, Lawyers, clergy, media talking heads
>not evil criminals

[Anonymous No.15548392]

>female rabbi

Anyone else find this shit revolting, pig disgusting

[Anonymous No.15548421]

>>15548392
a woman can't be no Rabbi, in due time, orthodox jewish underground organizations will take care of this abomination

[Igor1976 No.15548460]

How much D do you take daily? I take 3 of these pills daily - 3,000 UI daily - is that too much?

[Anonymous No.15548498]

Brand/type of this belt?

[Anonymous No.15548501]

>>15548498

[Anonymous No.15548505]

>>15548498
>>15548501
looks like MA+

[Anonymous No.15548539]

>>15548460
depending on where you live and how much you go outside this is even too low

go to the doctor, he will tell

[Anonymous No.15548573]

>>15548460
There's no way of telling unless you have your levels checked. I'd stick with 1000 UI personally.

[Anonymous No.15548581]

>>15543049
>underage
>20-year-old
wow

[Anonymous No.15548598]

If I want a light horizontal silhouette but I have a little beer gut and man boobs, what is the solution? Is there a type of fitting I must accept when buying new shirts? What is a replacement for a t-shirt but keeps it casual without making me look like a lumpy slob?

[Anonymous No.15548604]

>>15548598
hit the gym man

[Anonymous No.15548606]

>>15548604
Yes.
Now since that will take months on months to see results, what's a quick bandaid that will work now? Do I just wear stuff that fits well but looks baggy? That's what I'm asking.

[Anonymous No.15548622]

>>15548606
wear an undersize tank top for the boobs

[Anonymous No.15548636]

Are backward baseball caps acceptable on grown men? How about balding ass man?

[Igor1976 No.15548638]

>>15548636
I am buying those aviators and you can't stop me.

[Anonymous No.15548655]

>>15547740
this

[Anonymous No.15548664]

>>15548606
stop eating shitty food

[Igor1976 No.15548872]

How do I become alpha?

[Igor1976 No.15549652]

What is the most fa fapping category?

[Anonymous No.15549654]

>>15549652
some gay shit

[Anonymous No.15549678]

>>15549652
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e739f13b6c58

[Anonymous No.15550114]

>>15543129
You are telling us about experiences you had as a literal child to try to convince us that you are not a creep. That’s creepy as hell lmao. Do you not have anything going for you? How old are you anon? 30?

[ゆきおみしま No.15550226]

Not much of an autistic question but I’m trying to figure out what kind of pants and shoes to wear with this carhartt jacket I’m going to buy

[Anonymous No.15550292]

Where can I get flannel in more vibrant colours? Ideally a slimmer fit.

[Anonymous No.15550297]

>>15545364
looks like a forge grey, blacksmith grey or storm grey to me.

[Anonymous No.15550589]

What kind of jacket goes well with oxford shirts and chinos

[Anonymous No.15550617]

>>15545598
you could taper if u like, but i wouldn't elasticize the cuffs.

[Anonymous No.15550620]

>>15547041
they look like Birkenstock felt slip ons

[Anonymous No.15550637]

can you wear an overshirt over a shirt

[Anonymous No.15550815]

>>15550114
you just posted cringe, fag

[Anonymous No.15550844]

What do I wear if I absolutely fucking hate advertising and sweatshops?

[Anonymous No.15551472]

W2c jacket?

[Anonymous No.15551478]

I'm trying to create something similar to the right person's outfit.

It's a bomber jacket with a fur collar
Combat boots

And what could the pants be?

Thank xoxo

[Anonymous No.15551483]

>>15551472

[Anonymous No.15551533]

>>15551483
Holy shit

[Anonymous No.15551575]

>>15551478
some type of cropped black wool trousers

or black jeans

[Anonymous No.15551613]

>>15542610
Too much fabric in the thigh area of the pants. You really just have to either work out your legs or buy slimmer fit pants. You could also try pulling the waist up higher. Shorter length *might* also help it not happen but it's likely just legs too skinny

[Anonymous No.15551697]

is £450 a good budget for a decent leather jacket?

[Anonymous No.15551870]

>>15543049
>20
>Underage
>Same country where people can legally marry at 16
Why do Amerifags have such double standards?

[Anonymous No.15551873]

>>15543250
Really stupid question: How do you style pants/shorts? I've worn nothing but Levi's for 18 years cause my mom bought them and I'm not gonna turn down free clothes. But now I know nothing about what different kinds of pants/shorts there are.

[Anonymous No.15553415]

Well? What would go with these

[Anonymous No.15553550]

>>15543110
Its a stylized G schizo

[Anonymous No.15553555]

>>15553550
You have the analytical skills of a moron

[Anonymous No.15553587]

>>15553555
Check'd and witnessed

[Anonymous No.15553628]

>>15548598
You're like 3 moths of diet and gym / exercise away from having a decent body, anon. Takes guts to post yourself in here.

[Anonymous No.15553751]

What britbong-available brand is good for quality underwear/socks?
I got one expensive pair of socks for the novelty but they actually turned out to be really nice and now I realise all of my undergarments are shite and worn out.

[Anonymous No.15553963]

>>15553555
Whats the correlation? That its a triangle?
Read the explanation of the symbol the pedos use, none of the defining traits are there other than "uhhhh triangle"

[Anonymous No.15553969]

>>15553963
ok fuck off

[Anonymous No.15553979]

>>15553969
lmao dude I'll listen to you if you can come up with something that is actually analytical

[Anonymous No.15554071]

Why does my trousers (all kinds) start ripping in the crotch after some use after a couple months? It's getting annoying

[Anonymous No.15554077]

>>15554071
Congrats anon you've got a massive cock

[Anonymous No.15555194]

Are silver mirror shades bad? What associations do they have? I just see them as a way of seeming cold, detached, and not revealing anything.

[Anonymous No.15555528]

what do you do if you're in between sizes? is it better to have a t shirt that's more baggy or a t shirt that's more fitting?

[Anonymous No.15555723]

Where the hell can I get a washed shirt in this colour?

[Anonymous No.15555725]

>>15553415
Difficult. I'd honestly just get them tailored so it's slightly smaller around the hem area.

If you won't do it, then probably wear a green/olive shirt, and wear some white shoes with long socks.

[Anonymous No.15555760]

Can you wear a cardigan with dickies pants?

[Anonymous No.15555773]

>>15555760
dickies are the most unassuming trousers ever. Yes, you can wear a cardigan with pants

[Anonymous No.15555910]

What are the best brands for jeans under $120 USD?

[Igor1976 No.15556185]

Is it cool to wear fleece under fleece?
Namely, a fleece neck tube under fleece snap-t?

[Igor1976 No.15556191]

>>15556185

[Igor1976 No.15556287]

Is it cool to wear a metallic wrist watch with a gold chain?

[Igor1976 No.15556291]

>>15556287

[Igor1976 No.15556363]

bump

[Igor1976 No.15556403]

bump

[Igor1976 No.15556562]

Is it slightly gay to be walking around with a shaved nutsack?

[Igor1976 No.15556567]

Is manscaping gayish?

[Igor1976 No.15556889]

I get sexual attention all the fucking time and I love it, and I hate it. This is pointless, it sounds lame on paper. I just had such a vibing with a modle tier blonde. 5'11 fit as fuck, blue eyed quebecoise. anyway, I was in my daddy mode and she was bending over backwards at me, she wante dmy approval and she was gorgeous, 5'11 blponde man, model pretty

[Igor1976 No.15556894]

>>15556889
I just came from my leg day and my posture and stance is like on springs.

[Igor1976 No.15556906]

Bitches just want my sincerity and love.

[Igor1976 No.15556910]

I am 180 lbs at 5'10

[Anonymous No.15556980]

>>15542616
>>15542610
Folded bbc

[Igor1976 No.15556984]

Man do you have any idea how manipulative women are

[Igor1976 No.15556992]

amicably ditch your parents

[Igor1976 No.15557013]

like rocket boosters

[Igor1976 No.15557091]

Guys... listen here... I was just walking down Victoria street, and I bumped into a little Philipino dude wearing a black hoodie with the word BURZUM. And in my earbuds was playing burzum. And then, looking back, later I looked at my clothes, I'm dressed like Shia Laboeuf. And I was really sexy at the time, this blonde tall fit as fuck bitch was seeking my approval and lfirting. Anyways, I realzied that I am nothing but a simulacrum.

[Igor1976 No.15557099]

I was just walking down Victoria street, and I bumped into a bug looking little Filipino gut wearing a black hoodie saying BURZUM. And in my earbuds was playing burzum. Looking back, I looked at my clothes, I'm dressed like Shia Laboeuf. And I was really sexy at the time, this tall, blonde fit as fuck bitch was seeking my approval and flirting. Anyways, I realized that I am nothing but a simulacrum.

[Igor1976 No.15557105]

I was just walking down Victoria street, and I bumped into a random insect looking little Filipino guy wearing a black hoodie saying BURZUM. And in my earbuds was playing burzum. Looking back, I looked at my clothes, I'm dressed like Shia Laboeuf. And I was really sexy at the time, this tall, blonde fit as fuck bitch was seeking my approval and flirting. Anyways, I realized that I am nothing but a simulacrum.

[Anonymous No.15557123]

>>15547041
Birkenstock clogs?

[Igor1976 No.15557139]

Make me do something? Nah, can't make me

[Igor1976 No.15557142]

Kanye is another archetype, cringe or amazing, he is a role model.

[Igor1976 No.15557282]

I love that they made Tony Soprano's mom his enemy. I fucking love that show so much.

[Igor1976 No.15557339]

I wanna drink a girl's piss, is it weird?

[Anonymous No.15557342]

Was the buzz pull a massive mistake or am I just too used to having long hair?

[Igor1976 No.15557369]

>>15556889
That tall blonde model looked like a fresh meat from the show biz. She was super aestyheytic and hip. And she wanted me to notic eher. We wqere standing ta the v\ bu stop and she was in fron t of me in the line, so she kept doing yoga stretches bending down so that her ass is in my face. And on the bus signaling me and flirting. She was talle rthan me and looke dlike a legit model.

[Igor1976 No.15557408]

I'm coming down to filosofem, it sounds a bit whiny

[Igor1976 No.15557417]

Do you think I would have a chance with her? She looks like such a slam pig with daddy issues

[Igor1976 No.15557418]

She looks sexually aggressive, she wants to rape me and I consent

[Igor1976 No.15557442]

She looks like she's tasted much pussy

[Igor1976 No.15557443]

I am bigger, heavier, I'm strong and I wanna fuck

[Igor1976 No.15557445]

I don't play games, I'm straight forward, chauvinistic

[Igor1976 No.15557446]

I make her feel small

[Igor1976 No.15557518]

Dogpill is kinda hot, am I weird?

Also, when I was a teenager, we used to hang out at this pool place on decarie - jack's... anyways... good times... anyways... I hanged out with FOB Russians. And older Russian whores wanted to fuck with me, I was a cute kid and I was larping back then as a mediterranean (I lived like 8 months in Italy) and I was in a Sephardic highschool. Anyways, and these girls were pasty poor slavic subhumans. This one girl (19yo, I was maybe 16?) was always hanging out with her other whore firnd, giggly whore, they both wanted to fuck with me, I frenched with the giggly one. The firtsone, she had an objectively horse face but she was sexy as fuck. I dont know why I didn't fuck her. Anyways, they told really raunchy stories about life on horse club , non chalantly sexual stuff iwth horses, it sounded liek it was really true. Fuck I should have fucked them. I was a pussy. She was a whor ebut at the sam etime a good wife material, blonde, blue eyed, Soviet raised

[Igor1976 No.15557531]

Call me a perv but dog pill is hot af. When I see someone walking a dog, I can't help but think DOG. PILL. Hey, I try not to judge lol

[Igor1976 No.15557544]

How do you fellow straight manlets cope with being made to feel small by taller heavier guys?

[Anonymous No.15557590]

>>15557544
I don’t care, i feel mogged by so’s face not by his height

[Anonymous No.15557669]

ID on these shoes?

[Anonymous No.15557737]

i thrifted this hat or real cheap what do I wear with it to not look retarded

[Anonymous No.15557864]

>>15557737

[Anonymous No.15558523]

ID on these?

[Anonymous No.15558543]

>>15557737
don't wear it outside of LA

[Anonymous No.15558551]

>>15557737
what is "chrome hearts"?

[Anonymous No.15558570]

Is there a name for this kind of shirt?

[Anonymous No.15558726]

what is this type of shoe called?? i’ve always wanted to own a pair but never knew what to look up lol

[Anonymous No.15558776]

>>15545364
1. We have those in burgerstan
2. Depends on the fit. Alpha khaki is a line with three or 4 different cuts. A bit of googling says that the slim fit has a 14in leg opening at size 32. Since these pants are cut on a scalable pattern, that number will get a hair bigger or smaller as the waist size changes. Skinny will probably be 13.something at 32 and straight might be around 15. Again as sizes change those numbers will grow or shrink.
3. Dark khaki? muted olive? Idk. There are no universal naming conventions in fashion. One brand's "black" will be another's "ink". What dockers calls "dark pebbles" might be "slate" somewhere else. Use your eyes when shopping and ease up on the autism.
>>15547346
Should be fine. Use a blow dryer to melt the wax into the jacket, or turn the jacket inside out in a laundry bag and dry it on high heat. If it doesn't take (idk how reliable waxing synthetics is), you're only out a thrift piece and you're smarter for the next attempt.
>>15547346
Look like adidas forest groves
>>15548498
MA+
>>15548606
Get thicker, boxier tees ala uniqlo U. They'll fall more smoothly over your stomach and cover up some of the lumpiness up top. They'll also continue looking good when you lose weight since they're made to be worn oversized.
>>15548636
Only if you're doing outdoorsy shit where you want to protect your neck from the sun.
>>15549652
femdom
>>15550226
Damn near anything will work. Dickies 874 + white socks + vans would be a solid start if you're <25
>>15553415
Good definition. Pair em with a plain white tee.
>>15555723
thrift maybe? or google stonewashing at home
>>15557342
Looks fine.
>>15557669
Eytys maybe?
>>15557737
>what do I wear with it to not look retarded
Impossible. Resell it and buy something worthwhile.
>>15558570
Looks like a fencing shirt
>>15558726
winklepicker

[Anonymous No.15558777]

>>15558776
>Look like adidas forest groves
was meant for >>15547351

[Anonymous No.15558789]

>>15548581
>>15551870
>20
>the legal drinking age in the US is 21
its not that hard you autists

[Anonymous No.15559803]

What is this? Utility jacket? Trenchcoat?

[Anonymous No.15559901]

This is a bit offtopic but it's an important scientific poll, please vote https://www.strawpoll.me/20931752

[Anonymous No.15559990]

>>15559803
Field jacket.

[Anonymous No.15560002]

>>15543049
be confident.
>>>/fit/
(don't make any worthless threads there about your fucking insecurity about hair, just use the information there to get healthy and fit which will make you confident.)

>>15543119
creepiness is defined by the observer and is 90% whether they want to give you the benefit of the doubt. If you're confident and attractive you can push boundaries quite far and never be called creepy. If you're ugly or have bad social skills even totally normal everyday actions are automatically creepy because you're the one who did them.

[Anonymous No.15560039]

>IQ 99
damn... am I low IQ or what :(
https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/FSIQ/

In my defense, I finished high school 25 years ago and haven't studied ever since.

[Anonymous No.15560099]

>>15560039
no u are average iq, which is higher than half of of everyone! don't cry at whos above you, laugh at the idiots below you!

[Anonymous No.15560306]

>>15543087
He captured the zeitgeist of the '60's. He was a songwriting genius at the forefront of a sociopolitical renaissance among young people. Now he's old, irrelevant, and doesn't really write about what's going on in the world today.

[Anonymous No.15560322]

>>15544364
That's known as a field coat or a barn coat and it's definitely not a blazer.

[Anonymous No.15560332]

>>15545669
Yeah, don't try to force styles on him. Give him (gentle) criticism about his current clothing, especially stuff that's ill-fitting. Pay attention to what he's into and any remarks he might make about things that he likes (fashion or otherwise) so you can maybe recommend one or two pieces of clothing to him. Just do it in a way that doesn't seem patronizing or pitying.

[Anonymous No.15560337]

>>15558570
kosovorotka

[Anonymous No.15561486]

>>15547057
based virgin

[Anonymous No.15561799]

>>15543110
Maybe but being in support of homosexuality directly leads to pedophilia, kind of like social democrats leading to communism

[Anonymous No.15561813]

>>15543172
A quality pair of worn in stretch jeans, at least in the colder months. Denim gets really soft and comfy over time, and having a few per cent of elastane or something lets it move with you comfortably.
Alternatively if you want a stretchy waistband, drawstring chinos are nice. Also conveniant for airplanes.

[Anonymous No.15561826]

>>15547686
Tuck in the shirt, make sure the neck on the sweatwr is big enough.

[Anonymous No.15562171]

>>15550844
Expensive stuff. If you become ethicspilled then you realize that a lot of stores are shit and shopping secondhand or at small stores that treat their workers well is the least immoral way to shop. On the plus side a good pair of jeans for 200 is way better than 4 pairs of 50 dollar jeans.
>>15553415
Big polo
>>15557544
I rarely feel mogged even at 5 9.
>>15559803
A field jacket or a parka

Anyone else sometimes wear the same sweatshirt and jeans for a week or two in the winter?

[Anonymous No.15562431]

Has anyone bought anything from Hustle State? I assume by the fact that they're advertising on Facebook that they're little better than the "black mannequin" brands mentioned in the sticky, but I thought I'd check, just in case.

[Igor1976 No.15562452]

>>15562171
>I rarely feel mogged even at 5 9.
Are you that self unaware? The bigger heavier guy might mount your ass if he wanted to.

[Anonymous No.15562481]

Which sports players drip the most sex?

[Anonymous No.15562488]

>>15562452
piggy is looking at me funny
I’m aroused

[Anonymous No.15562783]

So i washed these shirts accidentally with a red shirt and they kinda looked pink in the laundry room light, but here in my room they look ok i think. That red shirt has been washed like a bunch before so i'm sure it doesn't bleed off and I always wash in cold no matter what. Can you guys tell if anything is wrong with them or did I just fuck up a bunch of my shirts?

[Anonymous No.15562999]

How do you guys feel about vests? Especially pic rel. Thinking of buying that and wearing a non-zip hoodie under it.

[Anonymous No.15563003]

>>15562999
Russian grocery store cashier

[Anonymous No.15563014]

>>15556562
non

[Anonymous No.15563036]

>>15562452
Ngl it sounds like you might be a closeted gay. Also I weigh 250 so I rarely meet non obesioids who outweigh me

[Anonymous No.15563066]

>>15563036
You sound asexual ngl

[Anonymous No.15563071]

>>15563066
a sexual niggloid

[Anonymous No.15563080]

Are you saying you haven't fantasized being penetrated by an animal cock?

[Igor1976 No.15563087]

>>15559901
I am surrounded by NPC

[Igor1976 No.15563094]

>>15559901
Am I surrounded by NPCs?

[Anonymous No.15563135]

>>15563003
:/

[Anonymous No.15563334]

Why would anyone pay for Chanel clothing? Alot of the dresses look downright hideous.

[Anonymous No.15563433]

>>15563334
tasteless poorfag found

[Anonymous No.15563896]

>>15563433
Stalker sasquatch

[Anonymous No.15564686]

ID on track jacket on the left? Colors look like Tommy Hilfiger but not sure about the model

[Anonymous No.15565696]

>>15563896
not same anon but stalking requires smarts, stealth, planning, and cunning: traits bitches love. also, women love a hairy Sasquatch, girls love hairless twinks. if you want a woman, grow hair and stalk people

[Anonymous No.15565806]

How does one find their own "style?"
I was told I'd enjoy clothing and fashion more if I did.
I came to /fa/ for that reason and still don't even know how to ask, let alone go about doing it
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