/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.15403253]

S/S is the ultimate redpill for /fa/ggots.

You cannot hide your awkward gangling twink body in Summer, boys.

Hit the gym, go ottermode.

[Anonymous No.15403258]

>>15403253
>starting strength
bloated soi cringe.

chad ppl routine mogs it

[Anonymous No.15403263]

>>15403253
mind your mind own fucking business

[Anonymous No.15403314]

>>15403263
What's your cycle Chad-anon. You can't lie with those cannonball delts

[Anonymous No.15403327]

>>15403253
Faggot it's corona time unless you live in some irrelevant shithole

[Anonymous No.15403329]

>>15403263
wristlet

[Anonymous No.15403333]

>>15403263
based

[Anonymous No.15403334]

>>15403329
Holy shit, I'm not a fan of meme words, but that is the hardest cope I've ever seen on this website. The dude is in excellent shape, likely better than you ever will be in your entire life. Jesus christ anon, get your shit together.

[Anonymous No.15403344]

>>15403334
>excellent shape

roiding does not equal excellent shape

[Anonymous No.15403405]

>>15403329
His wrists are prolly stronger than ur fapping arm on a good day

[Anonymous No.15403497]

go back to your board

[Anonymous No.15403513]

>>15403344
Cope harder fag

[Anonymous No.15403608]

>>15403513
get off his dick, homo, know its hard for you

[Anonymous No.15403614]

>>15403513
kek dude obviously is not natty

[Anonymous No.15403825]

>>15403329
that is the hardest cope i have seen all day lmao

[Anonymous No.15403882]

Is SS a meme or does it actually work? How long does it take to see results and how would I maintain ottermode?

[Anonymous No.15403901]

>>15403513
cmon. not him but he is very clearly cycling
>>15403882
>is working out a meme?
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARD JUST GO DO SHIT

[Anonymous No.15404385]

>>56436571
The only path tho ottermode

[Anonymous No.15404398]

>>56436571#

[Anonymous No.15405215]

>>15403253
>they hated him because he spoke the truth

[Anonymous No.15405292]

>>15403253
ur pic is a goal body of most /fa/ggots though?

[Anonymous No.15405296]

>>15403253
>ss
>aesthetic
rofl

[Anonymous No.15405330]

>>15403253
Can ottermode be achieved with Yoga, running, swimming and calisthenics?

[Anonymous No.15405479]

It's not that hard to be fit. Just do some curls, pushups, pullups. Intensity>volume, make a few sets hard

[Anonymous No.15405496]

>>15405330
If you are under 5'10

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405499]

You gon get mogged if you're under 5'11 in otter mode. Maybe you enjoy feeling small. I odn't

[Anonymous No.15405501]

>>15405499
you're a pudgy bald dyel

[Anonymous No.15405504]

>>15403253
I think SS is a great starting point to build strength. Ideally you'll branching off for lifts that'll help you in a competitive sport you do or want to try.

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405507]

>>15405501
>pudgy bald dyel
I am Jason Statham mode but natty. Is he pudgy?
What can I do...

[Anonymous No.15405508]

>>15405507
why are you posting another mans physique

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405511]

>>15405508
why are you a faggot

[Anonymous No.15405514]

>>15405507
If you arent well past 1/2/3/4, and have over 20% bf, you look like shit

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405516]

>>15405514
timestamped sup now

[Anonymous No.15405519]

>>15405511
because i know you look like an average slob and not like an athlete or lifter

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405521]

>>15405519
So you gonna post a sup or what?

Been eating all day and no pump since 2 days, natty ofc, 43

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405525]

lets see you now

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405532]

>>15405519
>>15400374

[Anonymous No.15405540]

>>15405521
you just proved my point
you're fat with no muscle separation or definition
your shoulders don't even stick out past your fatty arms

[Anonymous No.15405541]

>>15405532
>if i wear a shirt to had my fat stomach and gyno, nobody will know i have them!

[Anonymous No.15405547]

>>15405540
lmao post your body now with a sup

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405556]

Manlet ottermode = bitch.

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405559]

Ottermode only looks good on taller dudes.

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405561]

Be tall, have normal hair, be ottermode (aka minimum effort)
easy life

[Anonymous No.15405571]

>>15405541
>>15405541

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405575]

>>15405571
My dad had gyno lol so what you want

[Anonymous No.15405577]

>>15405215
Holy fuck muh dick

[Anonymous No.15405596]

stop being faggots like hitler, even he got married lol

[Anonymous No.15405601]

What are my options if I'm below 5'10 to look good

[Anonymous No.15405603]

satan

[Anonymous No.15405604]

>>15405601
Exercise regularly and eat well

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405624]

>>15405540
>you're fat with no muscle separation or definition
>your shoulders don't even stick out past your fatty arms
lol idiot)) you have a false idea from all the fake natty shit all around. everyone you find aesthetic is a fraud or a demigod sculpture
high bmi with definition is rarely natty, or you would see every male celeb in that mode year round

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405625]

>>15405547
This is BMI 25.5, 43 years old

[Anonymous No.15405635]

>>15405624
>everyone better than me is a cheater
cope

[Anonymous No.15405642]

>>15405624
>y-you dont know what you are talking about!
>everyone who isn't a fat piece of shit isn't natty!
>nobody who looks better than me is natty!

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405646]

>>15405642
so post your body right now lmao

[Anonymous No.15405651]

>>15405646
Lol ill post a pic with a shirt on like you did and we can pretend that it means jack shit

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405656]

>>15405651
go ahead

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405658]

with a sup nigga

[Anonymous No.15405660]

>>15405656
Haha 1 sec im downscaling it so im 10 pixels across just like yours, so i can hide any shortcomings

[Anonymous No.15405672]

is this natty? Negroes have natty higher levels of test

[Anonymous No.15405676]

>>15405656
I tried to find a v neck but i don't own any because I'm not gay

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405679]

In the sunlight, I look similar to this, with a smaller gut

[Anonymous No.15405680]

>>15405672
Thats a sportsball physique
Any race can get this from playing almost any sport for 10-15 hours a week and maybe doing sit ups or pushups

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405682]

>>15405679
Under sunlight my shoulder girdle looks sickening. And my midsection is way narrower

[Anonymous No.15405692]

>>15405682
You have maybe 15 inch arms and you have at least 20% bodyfat
Nobody is imoressed

[Anonymous No.15405702]

>>15405682
Size means nothing if you aren't cut
Your fat makes you look big

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405711]

go nuts https://www.walmart.ca/en/ip/6000188615809

[Anonymous No.15405715]

>>15405711

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405725]

45 lbs plates in stock atm
https://www.walmart.ca/en/ip/6000188643476

[Anonymous No.15405737]

>>15405575
Please stop namefagging

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405741]

>>15405737
No.

[Anonymous No.15405754]

You miring?

[Anonymous No.15405768]

>>15405754
man gosling does not look too great here

[Anonymous No.15405786]

>>15405768
That's his best physique suppsoedly. Find a better shirtless gosling

[Anonymous No.15405790]

Why did he get tricked into that shot
shameful display tsk tsk

[Anonymous No.15405805]

>>15405786
nah the place beyond the pines he was lean and bigger
his core looks so fucked here and his head comically large for his shoulders
probably lighting but still

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405819]

Gosling comes across like a huge cuck

[Anonymous No.15405821]

>>15405819
he is
single mother child actor
he basically said women are superior to men

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405828]

I wanna be a chadding tatum

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405837]

>>15405819
damn she is 7 years older, and a colored woman, way to marry down, blondie

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405839]

the most selfish thing in the world you can do is start a family with someone from different culture

[Anonymous No.15405841]

>>15405828
he looks like a meathead retard

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405845]

>>15405841
yeah I know lol, a tool
OK I wanna be like a... I dunno. cant think of anyone

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405848]

I wanna be young fimmel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSxFhUyE1Do

[Anonymous No.15405860]

>>15405848
young fimmel is literally peak male beauty

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405861]

>>15405860
yes

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405864]

because homo side practically non-existent
I love Aussies

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405865]

but back at the time he was probably liek a poor man's Z list brad pitt

[Anonymous No.15405870]

>>15405861
you’re asking a bit much then
>>15405865
his face is better than pitts easy

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405875]

>>15405870
I think so
but he aged baaad

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405881]

>>15405875
WTF happened to my guy

[Anonymous No.15405882]

>>15405875
hard living aussie cunt he really looks like a veteran viking warrior

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405909]

get yourself a dip belt and do weighted pull-ups
my back looks so cool from the back, the V taper is very nice

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405917]

>>15405909
I would've bought the ROGUE brand just for the brand but it was out of stock

[Anonymous No.15405943]

>>15403263
What are those cans on the shelf? Is your workout room in your fallout bunker?

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405947]

finna pull the trigger
already had a pizza 2 days ago
#YOLO

[Anonymous No.15405962]

>>15403263
definitely roided out. near impossible to get shoulders that big naturally unless you have some weird genetics.

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15405982]

>>15405947
boom.

[Anonymous No.15405995]

>>15403263
Too big, crossing the threshold of good aesthetics to shit aesthetics

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15406000]

When we arrived to Canada my former dentist, loser father used to do pizza delivery for Pendeli's of csl road. Love their pizza but too expensive.

[Anonymous No.15406013]

>>15405711
>not getting at least the 35 lbs
i shiggy diggy

[Anonymous No.15406020]

>>15405982
I have the exact same alarm
/alarm/ general when?

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15406044]

>>15406013
They only have the 25 lbs left and they are perfect for the shoulder raises with a bit of shitty form cheating lol

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15406055]

>>15406044
oh woopsie, already gone

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15406113]

>>15406044
I've done shoulder raises and with 30 lb dbs, but went down to 25

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15406116]

>>15406044
I've done shoulder raises with 30 lbs dumbbells, 20 reps (alternating 10 front, 10 side), but went down to 25.

[Anonymous No.15406228]

>>15406044
>>15406055
>>15406116
alright at least you're lifting, they were all out of any weight except 35 lbs at the wal mart i was at

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15406232]

>>15406228
35# are good for incline bicep curl in athleanx form, for example?

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15406237]

>>15406228
>35 lbs dumbbells
are good for incline bicep curl in athleanx form, for example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soxrZlIl35U

[Anonymous No.15406244]

>>15406237
one of the best bicep exercises

[Anonymous No.15406834]

>>15403258
i think he meant spring/summer lmaoooo

[Anonymous No.15407010]

>>15403253
Am I ottormode fa

[Anonymous No.15407075]

>>15403253
WE KNOW WHAT YOPU MEAN BY SS YOU DOGWHISTLE FUCK POL BITCH FUCKING OUT

[Anonymous No.15407080]

>>15407010

yeah u good, routine?

[Anonymous No.15407308]

>>15407080

gyms fuckin closed after only 3 months of goin so basically I just do arms and chest twice a week for 40 mins, and shoulders and back once for 40 min and run 4 times a week for around 5km.

its just a variation of isolation with dumbbells and compound with barbell, but basically go

arms day 1 is bicep + forearm
dumbell isolation day 2 chest
arm day 3 tricep + forearm
shoulder + back (compound and dumbell)
and then finish with heavier compound lifts for chest. its not ideal, but its best I got rn

[Anonymous No.15407343]

>Go to the gym
>Do well for 2 months
>End up injured eventually

I don't even know anymore.

[Anonymous No.15407373]

>>15407308
I assume your diet is mostly protein to lean out as well right?

[Anonymous No.15407446]

>>15407373

Yeah
I work as a chef so eating clean can be hard but my city is in a second lockdown lol so having a consistent diet is easier now. I count calories ish eat around 2-2.5k calories a day and it's mostly yoghurt fish chicken chickpeas wheatbix and then a plethora of fruit and veggies. Eat like 3 oranges and bananas a day and a bag of frozen blue berries for dessert etc

[Anonymous No.15407793]

>>15403263
Can you even scratch your back, or do a muscle up? You roided gorilla brain faggot

[Anonymous No.15407822]

>>15403327
all you need is a floor, a pullup bar, a weighted jump rope and a pair of balls fag

[Anonymous No.15407837]

>>15407822
I'm too poor for a floor.

[Anonymous No.15407839]

>>15407822
You are the fag with that BMI

[Anonymous No.15407850]

>>15405754
low rise wool dress trousers suck

[Anonymous No.15409113]

>>15405672
yeah thats natural

[Anonymous No.15409118]

>>15405828
I never understood his appeal, he has the literal definition of a babyface

[Anonymous No.15409199]

>>15403253
ss gives you bitch hips. ppl (with the least emphasis on the l) provides the best proportions.

[Anonymous No.15409201]

I have the Mike Tyson thighs lol what causes that?

[Anonymous No.15409202]

>>15409201
None of the heavyweight fighters have those womanly thighs

[Anonymous No.15409205]

trying to find a pair of suit pants is a nightmare

[Anonymous No.15409807]

>>15405215
is that the guy from body weight warriors?

>>15405672
NA blacks have higher T levels as a population but more so becasue they have less pronounced sex-dimorphism, meaning the women have higher T compared to women of other populations, rather than the men having higher T compared with men of other populations. They do so by a small margin but have slimmer frames and less upper body strength (true for west Africans and WA descendant populations in general actually)

>>15405768
how is this not great??

[Anonymous No.15410403]

>>15407822
literally the exact body I want

[Anonymous No.15410592]

Fit told me I don't even lift
:3

>_<

[Anonymous No.15410740]

>>15407822
qhats ur routine bro?

[Anonymous No.15410779]

>>15405881
When you turn 41, please come back and post a pic of yourself.

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15410787]

>>15410779
I'm from 1976

[Anonymous No.15410840]

Otter mode is think shit. Get real beefy imo

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15410846]

I'm in my drunken deadlift mode. fuck women

[Anonymous No.15411247]

>>15410840
That takes 5+ years and stupid doses of roids

[Anonymous No.15411263]

>>15410592
What's your routine?

[Anonymous No.15411267]

>>15407822
Literally, what routine should I follow to achieve this body?

[Anonymous No.15411645]

>>15405215
god this pic always gets me man

[Anonymous No.15411661]

>>15410592
There is a rather large variation due to genetics and daily activity
That might be not lifting for some
It sucks I know
For what it's worth you look like you have great proportions

[Anonymous No.15411667]

>>15410592
look like me when i first started
chest and shoulders take well at first and arm just sticc mode

[Anonymous No.15411837]

>>15409199
>>15403258
BASED

[Anonymous No.15411841]

>>15411263
I used to go gym 4 months ago before corona. So I have a lot of muscle memory.

But in the last 2 months I've done 200 pushups everyday and over head press.

[Anonymous No.15411895]

what are some ways to fix my slouching posture?
its not that bad but still i'd like to straighten it
I see theres a ton of videos on youtube of certain stretching to fix posture but idk most of it seems pseudo
any particular stretches or vids you guys rec? I
hang from a bar and do pull ups

[Anonymous No.15411992]

>>15403253
>literally no back
ok

[Anonymous No.15411995]

>>15411992
holy fuck that cope lmao

[Anonymous No.15411997]

>>15411247
Nah just get bulkpilled and lift heavy

[Anonymous No.15413296]

>>15403253
/thread

[Anonymous No.15413424]

>SS

[Anonymous No.15413430]

yawn

[Anonymous No.15413632]

>>15405821
they kinda are lol

[Anonymous No.15413857]

I've been given a hard shaped body by the Gods, gym rats have to be 24/7 at the gym.

[Anonymous No.15413862]

Doesn't matter where I touch myself it's always hard. Bruce Lee body is what I would aim if I was into gym training. No homos allowed.

[Anonymous No.15413865]