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15371269 No.15371269 [Reply] [Original]

Lads how do I ask my barber for the Young Stalin cut without showing them a photo of Stalin

>> No.15371300
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15371300

>>15371269
Show them this

>> No.15371319

>>15371269
Just show it. Besides it will be a good start of conversation

>> No.15371321
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>>15371269
just say that you are a virgin dweeb who wants to go to art school.

>> No.15371327

>>15371321
Post phyique, height and your big 3 lifts numbers

>> No.15371359

>>15371300
Kek

>> No.15371383
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15371383

>>15371327
5'11"
195lbs, strong legs, a 42-inch chest, beer belly
can bench 200lbs, don't do any other weights, I row and cycle in the gym.

>> No.15371398

>>15371383
>Manlet
>Doesn't squat, doesn't deadlift
>Can't even bench lmao 2 pl8

You can see the irony of calling others 'virgin dweebs'.

Run along s o y boy

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>>15371398
I'm rich, white, decent looking with fantastic chat. Don't need the gym, but go to offset my shit diet.

>> No.15371952

>>15371269
just show them the pic, I don't think the barber is going to care or snitch as long as he gets paid.

>> No.15372396

I know a couple of people who showed pics of stalin to their barber and literally no one gave a single shit, just grow some balls

>> No.15372971

Just get someone to photoshop the haircut on another person.

>> No.15373033

>>15371300
Underrated comment

>> No.15374010

>>15371269
show him a pic of George Orwell

>> No.15374309

>>15371269
He would have been so /fa/ if he wasn't 5'7 with those small pox scars. Still a king though

>> No.15374323

>>15371269
show them a photo of stalin and say you're a trot

>> No.15374445

Just show him, he'll just assume it's some gypsy anyway.