/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.15299227]

How does one acquire a gf like pic related?

[Anonymous No.15299258]

Grow beard, browse reddit (preferably a pet related one), never go near a gym, capeshit, wear thrifted/quirky clothing, onions

[Anonymous No.15299268]

>>15299258
>grow beard
Can't
>browse reddit
I do occasionally but I hate it
>never go near a gym
Then how will I make it?
>capeshit
I only read Capekino
>wear thrifted quirky clothing
I wear graphic teas and basketball shorts almost exclusively

Is there any hope?

[Anonymous No.15299303]

>>15299258
Got it all wrong mang
Go to the gym (every bitch love that)
Capeshit? Who cares about that
Thrifted clothing but not the fag one
Girls don't like fags
Girls don't like assholes
Find the balance

[Anonymous No.15299539]

>>15299258
Damn

[Anonymous No.15299541]

>>15299227
Go to rural parts of the “UK” and offer her parents a pig or something. Guaranteed they’ll give her up like nothing.

[Anonymous No.15299560]

>>15299227
who is that?

[Anonymous No.15299576]

That's a child and she's gay.
You're attracted to young boys.

[Anonymous No.15299579]

She was good in It movie.

[Anonymous No.15299584]

>>15299227
That’s the type of girl who looks innocent but is a massive white secretly

[Anonymous No.15299586]

>>15299584
Whore*

[Anonymous No.15299591]

>>15299227
fuck this dyke cunt

[Sieg !NP2jUmGKeo No.15299710]

Okcupid, sort by attractiveness,least to most

She'll. Poo up on the first page

[Anonymous No.15299728]

>>15299710
How haven't you died of heart disease yet, you munter.

[Anonymous No.15299959]

>>15299560
Sophia Lillis

[Anonymous No.15300039]

ficki ficki

[Anonymous No.15300040]

>>15299576
No I just like cute tomboys desu

[Anonymous No.15300041]

>>15299959
that's S-y-p-h-i-l-i-s, King of the Spelling Bees

[Anonymous No.15300044]

>>15299710
>poo up on the first page
Uh oh stinky lol

[Anonymous No.15300221]

>>15300041
kek

[Anonymous No.15300222]

i met mine on tinder. but i got lucky she was into sam hyde desu

[Anonymous No.15300225]

>>15300222
Pics or it didn't happen

[Anonymous No.15300299]

>>15299584
no way
>>15299591
>>15299710
she's adorkable

[Anonymous No.15300302]

looking for effay qt animal crossing bf pls apply below fags only (but don’t be like, a massive faggot)

[Anonymous No.15300333]

>>15300302
>bf
Anon are you implying that pic related is a male?

[Anonymous No.15300347]

>>15300333
No she’s a tranny which is even worse. Ruining the sanctity of animal crossing

[Anonymous No.15300409]

>>15300347
>tranny
I don't think shes a tranny. Maybe a dyke, but not a tranny.

[Anonymous No.15300430]

>>15300409
either way she’s not a man, which is a total loss

[Anonymous No.15300621]

>>15300430
no u

[Anonymous No.15300637]

>>15300621
can’t argue with that

[Anonymous No.15300660]

She looks and dresses just like my ex, which is funny because another anon in the thread said OPs image looks like a secret whore. My ex was a secret whore too, I think it's genetic.

>random mix of random euro genetics
>course, boyish short hair
>hundred dick stare, blue eyes
>laugh lines even though she's young
>strange nose, punchable face
>lack of style is her style
>has had an abortion, but it didn't bother her that much

[Anonymous No.15300670]

>>15299303
>Girls don't like assholes
The only people who dont understand that women flock to assholes are women and simps.

[Anonymous No.15300671]

>>15300660
>I think it's genetic
Well the qt in OPs image has mutant crab ape genes so I guess anything's possible

[Anonymous No.15300673]

>>15300299

[Anonymous No.15300747]

>>15300670
But why do women flock to assholes?

[Anonymous No.15300808]

>>15300673
wats he doin

[Anonymous No.15300884]

>>15299227
go to a sped high school

[Anonymous No.15300949]

>>15300884
I did unironically. It was a sausage fest and I dropped out because socializing nearly drove me to suicide. I'm agoraphobic and autistic so I'm doomed to suffer.

[Anonymous No.15300953]

>how does one acquire a gf like pic related

You have to either be a flaming lesbian or a "softboy". She's cute but their type aint the gym rats and effay dudes

[Anonymous No.15300993]

>>15300953
How can I, a 19yo 6' 195 pound autist who kinda looks like a freak teleporter accident hybrid of chris farley, philip seymour hoffman, michael reeves and pic related, become a "softboy"?

[Anonymous No.15301005]

>>15300993
dont even bother just go >>>/fit/

[Anonymous No.15301076]

>>15300993
Just dont. Softboys are absolute cringe and are basically simps disguised male feminists

>195 lb autist
You sound pathetic, hit the gym.

[Anonymous No.15301079]

>>15301076
I am very pathetic.

[Anonymous No.15301193]

>>15299541
proper fucking kek

[Anonymous No.15301516]

>>15299710
bullshit. everyone on okcupid is a fat single mom from indonesia.

[Anonymous No.15301609]

>>15300670
>find the balance
Don't be the women only date assholes and that's why they don't like me kind of guy

[Anonymous No.15301612]

>>15301609
women date assholes and thats why they like me

[Anonymous No.15301624]

>>15301612
That's why we are here isn't it
We are sex machines

[Anonymous No.15301641]

>>15301612
>i like you anon mmm

[Anonymous No.15301648]

>>15301624
im not saying it to brag, buddy. if you cant get sex while genuinely trying you are failing as a person
>>15301641
work on yourselves

[Anonymous No.15302433]

>>15300299
THEY ARE GIRLFRIENDS

[Anonymous No.15302687]

>>15299576
She is 18, which made it legitimate to be penetrated vaginally by a penis 9 years ago according to Mohammed (saw) , the most perfect Arab man ever

[Anonymous No.15302836]

God i hate women who play animal crossing and make it a personality trait

[Anonymous No.15302851]

>>15302836
>God i hate women
ftfy

[Anonymous No.15302863]

>>15299227
Is that whats-her-name from IT and I'm Not Okay With This?