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Imagine actually thinking a beard makes you MANLY

You look like an EFFEMINATE SCRUFFY LOSER

>> No.15245942

>>15245689
hair grows out of my face naturally

>> No.15245985

stubble>

>> No.15245988

That'd a nice beard but I doubt he is a real lumberjack

>> No.15246089

I don't have the heart to tell this one guy at my job that beards are over. It's his whole fucking identity, it's sad

>> No.15246095

>>15245689
thanks for the info chang.

>> No.15246130

>>15245689
based & redpilled

>> No.15246176

>>15245689
There will never be a point in time where this doesn't come off as beardlet jealousy, even if it is sincere.

>> No.15246224

He looks great, and better than 95% of the people who post here.

>> No.15246239

>>15245689
its so fucking weird seeing a dude with a big beard and a childlike body it will never stop being unnerving

>> No.15246998

>>15245942
>>15246095
>>15246176
>>15246224

absolute COPE

>> No.15247006

>>15246239
why does this stick figure onions faggot even have his sleeves rolled up ? lmao does he think he looks good ???

>> No.15247008

Don't forget the precious little manbun

>> No.15247018

>>15246176
I'm going to play devil's advocate here and I hate the beard look and the whole "lumberjack" shit but most real lumberjacks look like pretty average guys. The huge jacked monster is a movie creation.

Average man has something like 13 inch arms and it only often seems like that is a low average because the average American guy is 30 to 40lbs overweight and has fatceps.

WW2 soldiers and Vietnam etc. would and did look like that guy.

>> No.15247032

>>15247006
What's bad about rolled up sleeves?

>> No.15247036

>>15247032
People think you're showing off your muscles when it's often just comfy and it can balance out an outfit if the sleeves are kinda long or big on you.

>> No.15247038

>>15247032
onions fag has no muscle lol

>> No.15247139

Fuck, that guy is so hot. Not even gay

>> No.15247165

>>15245985
underrated and absolutely based post

>> No.15247182

>>15246089
>>15247008
(you)
>>15247036
I roll them because every fucking t shirt nowdays has 5 inch long sleeves, it also looks cool if you have some muscle

>> No.15247186
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15247186

>>15245689
daily reminder that all the cool instagram beard models are in their 30s while most of /fa/ is late teens/early 20s and that absolutely no one aside from genetic shitskin freaks is completely unable to grow a decent beard on this board simply because of their age, hence the endless cope threads

>> No.15247210

>>15247186
i could grow a full beard by about 21 and im 100% white anglo

>> No.15247698

>>15247210
100% sure you couldnt or you have distorted sense of what a full beard is

>> No.15247703
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15247703

>clean shave
cringe
>grown out beard
very cringe

>> No.15247710

>>15247210
Ur gonna die early from colon cancer at the tender age of 50.

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15248009

>>15245689
Lmao imagine being this buttblasted about a bit of keratin

>> No.15248017
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15248017

So what does make you manly then, if not a beard?

>> No.15248034

>>15245689
this >>15248009

>> No.15248378

>>15248017
Being a woman.

>> No.15248806

>>15246998
>>15245689
Post facial hair

>> No.15248836

>>15248017
Something a total dork would repost on facebook. The actor himself is based though.

>> No.15248867

>>15247182
Lol just to expand on >>15246089
Walked into work today and the first thing I hear out of that kid's mouth is "AWWW DUDE I DIDN'T WATCH THE NEW RICK AND MORTY YET"

and FYI I can grow a beard and have rocked one for the past 10 years but after seeing how out of hand it got during this quarantine I'll probably never let it get longer than a 2-3 ever again.

>> No.15248895

>>15245689
Beards only accentuates your overall style. If a faggot ass fem has a beard, it just makes him look like a hime.

>>15247703
this guy looks like an alien

>>15248017
Being a fucking man, get shit done, dont complain, take care of you family/community, dont be a faggot.

>> No.15248899

Ex forester femoid here. Can confirm lumberbros are sick of anyone outside of being a “real lumberjack” having a beard pisses them off. It’s pretty funny actually, they bitch about posers almost as much as goth/alternative women. Frankly I think if anyone likes a style they should be allowed to wear it. No matter how much I busted ass sometimes I didn’t get seen as a “real” worker or knowing my shit because I look like I just popped out of a magical girl anime. Since then I dress in formal men’s wear just because I like it. Literally just wear what you want, who cares if it’s a LARP as long as you feel good.

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15249068

What do you guys think of my new beard comb? It's carbon fiber

>> No.15249157

>>15245689
just grow a fucking beard or don't. You're all grown men(?) here, make your own decisions

>> No.15249432

ye man beards are shit. Wish less men would wear them. Would mean more fish in the pond.

also some guys treat em like its their fkn baby. I mean girl do that with their own shit, but geez, for a woman that just comes off as if u have no real other features, lol

>> No.15249455

>be lazy
>have beard


well I can't really complain. the mustache part is fucking annoying

>> No.15250031

>>15248899
LARP

>> No.15250039

>>15248899
>femoid here
>I look like I just popped out of a magical girl anime

This poster is a fat greasy dude. Likely sitting in their underwear sweating right now.

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15250040

>>15250031
I just want to look like pic related is that too hard to ask

>> No.15250057

>>15249068
making shit out of carbon fiber because ~le space composites~ is fucking retard shit

you're not "STEM" because you bought some consumerist crap

>> No.15250187

How hard is it to chop wood? Get fucked. I Crossfit. Lumberjacks don't have a monopoly on beards

>> No.15250260

>>15245689
>t. cant grow a beard

>> No.15250303

>>15250260
cope chinlet

>> No.15250313

>>15249068
I have a bamboo comb, it smell gud

>> No.15250500

>>15247018
>>15247036
>>15250039
>>15247036
Wtf I unironically like Cecil now

>> No.15250795

Lumberjack is hard job

>> No.15250797

>shaved my beard and just kept some stubble and a neat mustache (no twirly nu-male shit)
>thought people would clown me for it but response and been positive

should have taken the mustachepill earlier

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15250803

>>15250500
Appreciate it, breh. :3

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15250842

>lumberjacks weren't strong

>> No.15250845

>>15250842
That's not a lumberjack, that's a homosexual man posing for a gay publication holding an axe that's never been used

>> No.15250847
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15250847

This is a lumberjack

>> No.15251661

>>15250039

Very based observation

>> No.15251979

>>15245689
How many more of these threads do we need

>> No.15251993

>>15250847
>In his younger years, Jigger Johnson boasted that he would not leave any tree standing from Bangor to Seattle, nor any virgins.

Holy BASED

>> No.15251997

>>15245689
ppl in my circle with zero fashion sense or bad facial structure get long pubic hair beards, the ones who putt effort in their appearance are either clean shaven or have nice 5'oclock shade - personaly i think these hipster beards are quite ugly and remind me of my pubic hair, the whole wood chooper aesthetic on top feels super out of date

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>>15251997
>ppl in my circle
Do you guys sit around and jerk each other off?

>> No.15252009

Awwww baby mad cuz he can’t grow facial boo hoo

>> No.15252046

>>15252002
i observe them like the monkeys they are
you belong to team pubic hair?

>> No.15252051

>>15252046
You shouldn't judge your fellow man

>> No.15252066

>>15252051
iam a loser myself, why else would i bother to answer to threads on 4chan

>> No.15252073

>>15247139
yes, you are. Faggot.