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G E N T L E M E N,
New AlphaM video just dropped.
Today, Alpha goes over ten style mistakes you should avoid in >le current year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71tWvZ0RUhw

>> No.15218006

>>15217987
GENTLEMEN. Wristwatches are, in my OPINION, one of the few pieces of jewelry a man can wear. They add some extra "oomph" to an outfit and send a subtle signal that you're punctual and responsible. HOWEVER, there are TONS of overpriced watches out there, especially if you start looking at more high-end brands. But as you know, Alpha's here to find YOU the best deals on SLEEK SEXY STYLISH products...

So feast your eyes on this little number from today's video sponsor: VINCERO. Look at this - a HIGH-GRADE Japanese quartz chronograph with THIRTY METERS of water resistance and interchangeable straps. And here's the kicker: it only costs 150 bucks, so you're getting a premium timepiece without breaking the bank.
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Guys, there's a link down in the description; it will take you to the OFFICIAL AlphaM collection curated by yours truly. And make sure you use the promo code "Alpha20" to get TWENTY PERCENT off your first purchase.

>> No.15218083
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GENTLEMEN. There are two kinds of dudes in this world; BORING nerds who just sit around and look at porn, and SEXY STYLISH NINJAS who make all the spicy senoritas go LO-COOOO! Today I'm going over FIVE TIPS to make sure YOU fall into the latter category.

Number one: Chelsea boots.
A good pair of boots is, in my opinion, the NUMBER ONE way to up your style game and take your outfit to the next level.
Your footwear is always the first thing women notice, so do yourself a favor and pick up a pair of suede chelseas. They're SLEEK, they're SEXY, and you can combine them with all kinds of outfits.

Number two: A cool watch.
A wristwatch is one of the few pieces of jewelry a man can wear, and it makes you seem more responsible. Say hi to this little number from today's video sponsor: VINCERO. Look at this; a high-grade quartz chronograph with THIRTY METERS of water resistance and interchangeable straps. And best of all, it's AFFORDABLE LUXURY, so you're getting a great product without breaking the bank.

Number three: A BADASS leather jacket.
Nothing says "bad boy" like a black leather jacket. It builds up your shoulders, it makes your waist seem slimmer, and it conjures up images of old-timey fighter pilots. If you're one of those DORKS who doesn't have leather jacket already, WHAT are you doing?

Number four: slim fit. Slim Fit. SLIM FIT!
Nobody likes big baggy clothing. It's a dated look that screams "I don't know what I'm doing". So skip the loose fit and go SLIM to show off your shapely sexy stylish body. Remember gentlemen, unless it's skintight, it's way too big and you need to pick a smaller size.

Number five: Subscribe to the AlphaM YouTube channel.
WHOOAAAATT? You knew this was coming. It should have been number one, but I decided to spice things up a bit. One of the keys to being SUPER STYLISH is staying up to date with the latest information, so SMASH that subscribe button down there and you'll never miss a new video.

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Any ideas where I can get a matching 2 piece sweatsuit like this on the cheap?

>> No.15218106

Is it weird that I actually like him a lot and think he would be a good friend?

>> No.15218107

>>15218083
Lmao

>> No.15218198

>>15218106
He'd probably be a good wingman for picking up those SPICY SENORITAS.

>> No.15218208

damn ... my only mistake... not buying an anson belt... time to order a box set :L

>> No.15218248

>>15217987
>$50 for a belt
Would you?

>> No.15218259

That last bit with the tiger made me very uncomfortable.

>> No.15218296

>>15218083
Mr Alpha, thank you from Mumbai.

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Love from India :)

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>>15218296
>>15218301

>> No.15218506

>>15218301
mister alpha aron sir love u r video love from pakistan! PK

>> No.15218528

>>15218101
Asos you faggot

>> No.15218632

>>15217987
dear alpha (lol),
please stop shouting at me so damn much.

sincerely,
everybody

>> No.15218639

>>15218477
>ramadan mubarak, alpha :)

these ethnic ass responses, man

>> No.15218642

>>15217987
Why is this manlet aggressively squeaking at me?

>> No.15220072
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>>15218642
Because being obnoxious means you're a true alpha.

>> No.15220091

>>15218296
top kek

>> No.15220513

>>15217987
dude looks like a goblin rogue who tries to be all seductive but didn't put any points in charisma

>> No.15220555

>>15218632
hes italian of course hes going to yell

>> No.15220598

greetings from India brother

>> No.15220608

>>15220598
why do 3rd world people worship him?

>> No.15220624

>>15220608
I'd say it's because they're so beta that he looks alpha, by comparison and that he sells them what they were looking to buy. Plus, he looks like a pajeet.

>> No.15220672

>>15220608
>>15220624 is wrong. Alpha offers basic fashion advice and common sense which most people except Pajeets are above. Pajeets are naturally this guy's audience because they know nothing about style

>> No.15220681

>>15220608
cause most people in the first world have better taste than this

>> No.15220684

>>15220672
You're the one who's wrong, though. Fashion is for betas. Normal people and above just wear anything and get what you/pajeets try to get with dressing like buffoons.

>> No.15220890

>>15217987
1. Cut offs are based sorry
2. never liked more than 2 buttons on a polo but who honestly cares
3.bad sleeve rolls are annoying, but he does a bad job
4.partial tuck..fucking lol
5. shilling for a belt company and sayin timeless
6. wearing glasses indoors is dumb yes 'is it bright in here?'
7. cheap dress shoes are awful yes
8. tie your shoes properly?
9. yes wearing sport shirts look fucking awful unless you're a roider
10. animal print button shirts are awful

when did alpha M get so schizo? is he trying to be funny? or is this video unironically for 9 year olds

>> No.15220929

there is nothing wrong with wearing sunglasses indoors (except in a restaurant or anything that requires a lot of talking with others in a business setting). e.g., popping into a store to buy something or hanging at a friend's place is completely ok to keep shades on

>> No.15220963

>>15218101
cheapo sweats suck get reigning champs

>> No.15221500

>>15220890
>when did alpha M get so schizo?
Around the mid-2010s when he ran out of ideas for new videos and instead started making paid advertisements with some basic r/mfa-tier talking points tacked on.

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GENTLEMEN!
THE BETA MODS REMOVED MY ALPHAPOST