Favourite female body type

[Anonymous No.15214311]

What female body type are you most attracted to?

https://www.strawpoll.me/19983187

[Anonymous No.15214316]

the one with thick thighs and small tits, which would be "spoon" on ur diagram but spoon looks like shit so I guess I'm an incel on this one.

[Anonymous No.15214318]

Any of the hourglass types are perfect familia.

[Anonymous No.15214324]

>>15214311
>athletic
more like fridge

[Anonymous No.15214329]

>>15214311
The non american diet one, not listed.

[Anonymous No.15214336]

>>15214311
any hourglass types and athletic. the rest is bullshit and needs to lose weight.

[Anonymous No.15214337]

>>15214316
Nope, that would be the triangle.
Personally, it's either of the hourglass. Triangle ain't bad either

[Anonymous No.15214343]

>>15214311
>every type is fat
Not gonna make it op

[Anonymous No.15214354]

>>15214311
Triangle, inverted triangle and top hourglass.

Give me large hips without a gut

[Anonymous No.15214382]

Triangle is like......damn.......

[Anonymous No.15214388]

>>15214337
flatchest tier tits. And thick thighs but not necessarily hips, with broad shoulders. Best body shape. No I am not gay.

[Anonymous No.15214389]

I don't know how to explain my girlfriends shape. She has wide hips, but has high bodyfat. She also has a rather broad chest, and the distance between her iliac crest and ribs is kind of short.

I think I want to give her a waist by giving her high-wasted, flowy pants, coupled with a jacket of some sort (bomber, open suit jacket, etc).

Am I trying to style her wrong?

[Anonymous No.15214392]

>>15214311
Anything but Triangle and hourglass is shit

[Anonymous No.15214395]

>>15214311
>being attracted to females in 2020

yikes.

[Anonymous No.15214405]

>>15214395
haha yeah IMAGINE haha fuck women right? amirite? haha yeah fucking BASED bro haha we're so BASED haha don't need love or affection haha we're based just focusing on ourselves haha we're like the omegas wolves haha no love for us bro we're based Omega males with no pack for us haha CHAD OMEGA VS VIRGIN ALPHA AMIRITE HAHA yeah

[Anonymous No.15214407]

>>15214311
athletic or any flavor of hourglass

[Anonymous No.15214409]

>>15214311
Diamond doesn't really seem anatomically correct

[Anonymous No.15214512]

>>15214311
they all look fat

[Anonymous No.15214517]

>>15214311
that chart is so retarded only a woman could come up with it.
>inb4 reee incel incel incel

[Anonymous No.15214559]

>>15214316
>small tits
low testosterone detected

[Anonymous No.15214566]

>>15214389
I believe the description you’re looking for is “landwhale”

[Anonymous No.15214577]

>>15214566
Wow bro, epic, my girlfriend gained 300 lbs and is now making weird moaning noises.

What are you, sour that someone on the internet has a girlfriend and you don't?

[Anonymous No.15214643]

Bottom hourglass

[Anonymous No.15214653]

>>15214566
topkek

[Anonymous No.15214824]

>>15214311
hourglass. good proportions and good for reproduction

[Anonymous No.15214853]

>>15214577
Ah yes, the "yeah my girlfriend is horrifyingly obese but at least she lets me rub my dick on the intertriginous dermatitis and erythrasma rashes between her flaps" cope.

[Anonymous No.15214864]

>>15214389
Holy shit, dude you'll never style it well, shes gone off the deep end

[Anonymous No.15214904]

>>15214405
who hurt you?

[Anonymous No.15214998]

>>15214343
came here to type this.

[Anonymous No.15215023]

rectangle, no tits and no ass

[Anonymous No.15215262]

Triangle and bottom hour glass
>>15214316
Bottom hour glass you dumb fuck.

[Anonymous No.15215263]

I'm not sure cause these all look fat but I like skinny girls with no tits. I guess that would be rectangle shape?

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15215266]

A cousine of mine looks almost exactly like Natalie Portman in teh Black Swan. Stumpy ass legs shorter than the torso, anorexic, obsessed with muh abs middle-aged womanlet. What can be done to offset her stumpy legs and make her bulk up and get married?

[Anonymous No.15215268]

>>15215263
Skinny isn't a shape.
Rectangle means their shoulders, waist, and hips are all the same width.

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15215269]

bottom hourglass or regular hourglass
give me that fit body with a voluminous ass

[Anonymous No.15215290]

Brazilian trannie star body

[Anonymous No.15215346]

What exactly is the difference supposed to be between "triangle" and "spoon?" Like obviously they're drawn totally differently but we've established these drawings are shitty and the drawing labeled "triangle" honestly just looks like a the drawing labeled "bottom hourglass" but chubby.

[Anonymous No.15215349]

The bottom hourglass and triangle body types are what gets me going the most. I just love me some thick thighs and wide hips.

[Anonymous No.15215360]

>>15215346
They're mixing a few different shape metaphors together and a couple of them are redundant.
Spoon is the same thing as triangle is the same thing as pear.

[Anonymous No.15215409]

>>15215349
I agree with this anon. My wife is bottom hourglass (shes black) and it's the main reason I married her. Hitting it doggy style looks unbelieveable

[Anonymous No.15215414]

>>15215360
Absolutamente no!

[Anonymous No.15215438]

>>15215023

[Anonymous No.15215535]

>>15214311
Spoon is like butherface except butherbutt

[Tripsk !!NfEoAU6E/r3 No.15215741]

I have always had a hard time figuring out what body type i have. what's the source on this image OP? Any notes on taking measurements?

>>15214389
Sounds like she has pretty long legs. Maybe she'd look good in a-line skirts that sit at and accentuate the natural waist, and hit above the knee.

>>15215346
Spoon theoretically has a small waist and triangle doesn't

[Anonymous No.15215908]

Whatever this bodytype is

[Anonymous No.15215914]

>>15215741
lol
very molestable type

[Anonymous No.15215916]

>>15215914
exercise consistently, eat clean

[Anonymous No.15215926]

>>15215914
please pee on me

[Anonymous No.15215993]

>>15214577
Better to have no girlfriend than to have a fat girlfriend

[Anonymous No.15215998]

>>15215914
Reminds me of esfand

[Anonymous No.15216029]

>>15215266
Natalie Portman is perfection. Long legs is a boomer meme

[Anonymous No.15216045]

>>15214311
droolin for da diamond

[Anonymous No.15216052]

>>15214311
>rectangle
Nice bulge

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15216055]

I don't like sloped shoulders on girls.

[Anonymous No.15216083]

>>15214311
>those shitskin lard-asses

Was this a Salon article or something?

[Anonymous No.15216493]

>>15215741
>what's the source on this image OP?

https://www.healthline.com/health/women-body-shapes#10-common-shapes

[Anonymous No.15216773]

>>15214389
Captain Ahab BTFO

[Anonymous No.15216777]

>>15216493

[Anonymous No.15216785]

>>15216777
She’s talking about body shapes, you can’t see her body it in that photo.
She might be a butterface.

[Anonymous No.15216800]

>>15216785
First of all beauty is in the visage. The face. Shes just pandering to insecure women that are either fat or ugly which is most which is why its profitable. Point being, body shape is not beauty. BEAUTY IS IN THE FACE. HER FACE IS HILARIOUS.

[Anonymous No.15216838]

>>15214311
Love how they’re trying to normalize shitty bodies by making it seem like they fit different archetypes.

[Anonymous No.15216845]

>>15214311
wide shoulders, narrow shoulders, wide hips, narrow hips, fat, skinny, athletic. There's your body types

[Anonymous No.15216947]

>>15216800
Are you gay or an angry girl?
Because most males are biologically predisposed to choose a body type that’s better suited for breeding, whether they want to have kids or not.
Males favour certain body types for a reason.

[Anonymous No.15217120]

>>15215914
She's too ugly to be dressed like that.

[Anonymous No.15217823]

>>15215914
>>15215916
Dafuq!! Please don't post shitskins anon ruin the board

[Anonymous No.15217852]

>>15214311
Nobody that actually uses this board gets women, they don't get to be picky they just have to beg for whatever comes to them.

[Anonymous No.15217878]

>>15214389
t.

[Anonymous No.15217894]

my favorite female body is my ex's

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15217920]

>>15217823
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.15217924]

>>15217823
I would say the same about chinks, even though imageboards are a chink thing in the first place.

[Anonymous No.15218517]

>>15216947
Thats breeding, Not beauty. Yeah sure ugly whores made plenty of bastards/morewhores throughout history and LIVED because they had birthing hips and were mated with often because kek involuntary roastie but rarely were any of them actually beautiful which is why the men that fucked/raped them never wanted to marry them. This even happens now you fucking retard hahaha

[Anonymous No.15218525]

>>15216947
unless of course said male is indeed a beta male/shit tier plebian and the best he can get is an ugly woman's hand in marriage/affection.

[Anonymous No.15218613]

>>15215914
can a midget woman produce a tall son?

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15218618]

>>15218613
Maybe, if you feed the growing child like he's an athlete.

[Anonymous No.15218985]

>>15214311
I'm a bit unsure what my body type/vertical body type is. I think I'm either a hourglass or a rectangle and either my legs are equal to my height or I have a long torso

Chest- 30.5 inches
Waist- 24.5 inches
Hips- 32 inches
Overall height- 61 inches (womanlet)
leg height- 29 inches

(this video helps explain what I mean by verticle body length)
https://youtu.be/du0o7rpSEXM

[Anonymous No.15218991]

All those women are fat

[Anonymous No.15219279]

>>15214311
None, women are disgusting

[Anonymous No.15219313]

>>15214311
body positivity propaganda

[Anonymous No.15220024]

>>15216838
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.15220503]

>>15214311
>no stick
>no muscular
and into the garbage it goes. find a better chart OP

[Anonymous No.15220507]

>>15214311
Bottom hourglass. The PAWG.

[Anonymous No.15220937]

>>15214311
Whatever prime Heather Locklear is.
80s beauty standards were perfection in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.15221100]

The regular hourglass is perfection

[Anonymous No.15221154]

>>15214316
this. jess southern basically

[Anonymous No.15222476]

bump

[Anonymous No.15222533]

>>15218991
You gay?

[Anonymous No.15222710]

>>15215290
Hi Ramon! I didn't know you came around here

[Anonymous No.15222716]

Bottom Hourglass and Athletic for me.

[Anonymous No.15222801]

>>15214329
Based

[Anonymous No.15222825]

>>15214311
Whichever is the skinniest

[Anonymous No.15222866]

Triangle or hourglass but anything's fine really if the face is cute

[Anonymous No.15222882]

>>15220937
she aged like fine wine. arguably cuter now. id smash this granny 100%

[Anonymous No.15223203]

>>15214998
fat and gross muscles

[Anonymous No.15223418]

gf is a triangle. bottom hourglass is cool too. half of those body types deserve to die though

[Anonymous No.15223441]

>>15223203
you are mentally ill

[Sieg !NP2jUmGKeo No.15223449]

>>15215914
My friend my friend you're in the matrix my friend thank you come again

[Anonymous No.15223450]

>>15214311
Body types with slim arms, wide hips, and flat tums. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.15224385]

>>15215266
stop tweeting about her for starters

[Anonymous No.15224398]

>>15224385
link?

[Anonymous No.15224406]

>>15224385
Shut up, nerd.

[Anonymous No.15224507]

>>15214311
repulsive, this is what tumblr thinks "hot" women look like.

[Anonymous No.15224510]

>>15224507
It's more attractive than this >>15215266

[Anonymous No.15224529]

fa still has hope

[Anonymous No.15225667]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
gonna get a free sheepskin!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.15225669]

>>15225667
*well, it's been over 2 months since I bought it on ebay

[Anonymous No.15225675]

BOOM!!!!!!!

[CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ No.15225679]

>>15225675
Don't be too confident, they can take up the case again and it can go in their favor.

[Anonymous No.15225992]

>>15214389
She has a short torso/is short waisted. I've a friend quite similarly shaped. Look for empire waist things. Emphasis the smallest part of her torso, which for her will likely be above her belly button very close the underside of her breast, around her rib cage. Picrel I found with a quick google search. I'm sure you can find better.

[Anonymous No.15226685]

>>15214311
>most important is a nice hip to waist ratio. >second most important are thick athletic legs, while still having low enough body fat to have protruding hip bones.

[Anonymous No.15226797]

Upper Hourglass :(
I have great legs tho

[Anonymous No.15226805]

never thought id say it but im actually feeling the athletic type as of late

[Anonymous No.15227199]

>>15222882
>tfw not marrying her in her prime, then growing old with her while still maintaining an active sex life

fucking end me bros

[Anonymous No.15227228]

>>15227199
You gotta get a good girl before 25, and settle down, and start building your reddit cave

[Anonymous No.15228567]

>>15214311
anything with ass but no fatties

[Anonymous No.15228698]

>>15215908
based dahyunposter

[Anonymous No.15229332]

Is this a rectangle?