Is a side profile that looks good harder to achieve than one from the front? Do you guys ever attempt to push your jaw forward when taking a picture? I think a slight tilt to one side is the most effay when taking a picture.

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CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Sat Apr 25 16:11:44 2020 No.15176655 [Reply] [Original]

Is a side profile that looks good harder to achieve than one from the front? Do you guys ever attempt to push your jaw forward when taking a picture? I think a slight tilt to one side is the most effay when taking a picture.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 16:14:33 2020 No.15176663 Cecil should play the villain in that new Denis Villeneuve adaptation of Dune.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 16:19:04 2020 No.15176674 >>15176655 i think the problem with with your picture is your turning your neck too much, you're looking down, and the camera is angled up at you.

>>	CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Sat Apr 25 16:29:38 2020 No.15176702 >>15176663 Do I get to bang toddler tight teens? Lol. That's pretty evil right. I could do that! >>15176674 Yeah thanks, I am terrible at taking photos. Just like effay poses and angles that max how you look in photos.

Anonymous Sat Apr 25 17:47:49 2020 No.15176919

>>15176655
no one tries to push their jaw out unless they're retarded. Also it's just a picture don't go from too low or too high. Profiles look the same it's just dismorphia. You like your front profile more than the side bc you see it more. You're ugly regardless of the picture composition or your posing. Sorry Cecil.

>>	CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Sat Apr 25 22:08:46 2020 No.15177520 Could I looks MAX with a daily dose of fish oil? Looking to go from an average 6/10 dude to 9/10.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 22:20:00 2020 No.15177550 >>15177520 I think you probably got enough fish oil before you crawled out of the Black Lagoon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:00:08 2020 No.15177624 this nigga really said im taking fish oil to look better hahahahahahahhaahahahhahahaha. Cheers cecil but see a therapist you seem off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 25 23:01:00 2020 No.15177626 >>15176702 I think the bad guy actually does bang tight teen (boys)

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 02:46:07 2020 No.15177972 >>15177520 Get a daily dose of arsenic. Why are you always wearing lipstick?

CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Sun Apr 26 08:40:14 2020 No.15178544
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>>15177550
Yo momma.

>>15177624
Yeah and? It could help.

>>15177626
Oh hawt! The teen part, not the boys.

>>15177972
Because it makes me feel good? Try and tell me these lips don't look warm and inviting...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 10:57:18 2020 No.15178795 >>15178544 you're pretty fucking weird man idk

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 11:00:50 2020 No.15178799 i know a girl that reminds me of cecil what a sad existance she must endure

>>	CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Sun Apr 26 12:09:43 2020 No.15179013 >>15178795 I am a unique individual and not a retarded sheep like people here, yes, guilty. >>15178799 >what a sad existance she must endure Why? I'm a pretty c00l dude.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 14:17:04 2020 No.15179353 >>15178544 Just seems like a wierd thing for a neo-nazi to do. Do you think it's ok to wear makeup like a woman?

>>	CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Sun Apr 26 15:38:43 2020 No.15179540 >>15179353 Lol I am not a "neo-nazi" and it's more of just a fun kink. I like to wear it while self pleasuring as I am looking at myself in a mirror.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:45:47 2020 No.15179553 >>15179540 Go for a darker shade or a more muted one, your current one doesnt work with your skin color

>>	CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Sun Apr 26 15:50:27 2020 No.15179565 >>15179553 I like to look real slutty though lol. Like how a hooker puts of really bright gaudy lipstick to emphasize her dick suckin' lips. Ya know?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 15:54:19 2020 No.15179577 >>15179565 You can look just as slutty with a darker shade. It would suit you more, trust me on this one. You can still pull all the alluring faces you want but every lack of style needs a foundation of style.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:07:32 2020 No.15179601 >>15179577 He should be color matching his weird eye bags so it looks like eye shadow.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:08:08 2020 No.15179608 >>15176655 If you have to think like this, you are too ugly to ever make it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 16:25:40 2020 No.15179665 >>15177550 fucking kek underrated

>>	CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Sun Apr 26 17:08:36 2020 No.15179800 File: 85 KB, 190x236, do you want me.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15179577 I'll consider it, I'd just need to purchase some more lipsticks. >>15179608 Yo momma is too ugly to make it. >>15179665 Mad and jealous.

Anonymous Sun Apr 26 19:57:04 2020 No.15180295

>>15179800
I could make you attractive but you'd need to put the work in and I honestly think you're too far gone for beauty. You keep going deeper and deeper into the hole and have lost sight of what beauty you had to work with. I'm sorry. If you ever can get out of this hole I'll be there to help lift you up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 20:02:28 2020 No.15180314 File: 110 KB, 1080x1331, 5jowxzekm0u41.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15176655 trips are the death of this board. fucking dork makes an identity on a fucking anonymous community

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:22:04 2020 No.15180645 File: 465 KB, 105x140, 06F58488-2B55-4B7B-9601-70038A25F55C.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15176655 >>15176702 >>15177520 Kill yourself ugly subhuman nazi faggot >>15177550 >>15177624 based

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:25:21 2020 No.15180654 File: 28 KB, 453x453, 1515105530331.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15177550

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:29:41 2020 No.15180664 You are unspeakably ugly. You are a 3/10. Your best bet is to lose weight. Christ, you're ugly for a 40 year old man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:38:04 2020 No.15180693 >>15177550 lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 26 22:59:41 2020 No.15180749 >>15180645 Wtf how did the cat do that?

>>	CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Mon Apr 27 12:30:05 2020 No.15182300 >>15180645 MAD and JEALOUS. Probably gay for me. >>15180664 >You are a 3/10 I disagree. Sure I am not 8/10 but I am semi-average, Maybe 5 or 6 out of 10. You just have ridiculously unrealistic high standards on this board.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:37:51 2020 No.15182325 >>15182300 No, as not same fag you’re like a 3. You chemo mutt looking mother fucker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:42:20 2020 No.15182335 File: 134 KB, 1168x1752, 1583186405294.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15182300 Nah dawg, that's a yikes from me dawg. You look like Uncle Fester you nasty fucker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:44:14 2020 No.15182341 >>15182300 If I walked down the street and the average person looked like Cecil, I would go home and shoot myself in the temple. I don't have the strength to live in that world.

CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Mon Apr 27 12:49:27 2020 No.15182354
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>>15182325
3? I think you are PROJECTING. Self hatred much? After all, who is the one getting sex? Me, not you.

>>15182335
I look like the dude who should be teaching that girl how to please Uncle.

>>15182341
Yeah yeah dude, hurr this guy is a 3 out of 10! Not buying it. I'm just an average guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 12:50:02 2020 No.15182356 >>15182354 Oh jesus post time stamp

CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Mon Apr 27 12:54:21 2020 No.15182374

>>15182356
I posted all the proof (and timestamp) I needed months ago, newfag. No I am not taking 10 a day here so you losers can save them and write stupid shit on them to post on all the other boards. I know you think you're smart but you're really not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:00:04 2020 No.15182386 >>15182374 Lol. Uncle Fester is onto our game /fa/gets!

>>	CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Mon Apr 27 13:03:18 2020 No.15182391 File: 165 KB, 418x511, i like teens.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15182386 A life time of learning Jewish trickery.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 13:05:51 2020 No.15182401 >>15182374 I don’t believe you’re that ugly. Timestamp or gtfo

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 15:43:44 2020 No.15182866 >>15179800 I made you smile in that pic cecil. Glad to see you using it.

>>	CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Mon Apr 27 15:48:43 2020 No.15182890 >>15182866 Thanks breh. It's funny as hell. When I first saw it I thought "wtf, is that me" and forgot maybe I posted that goofy ass photo when drunk. Would love to see more of your work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:01:15 2020 No.15182935 >>15180645 This can’t be real

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 16:19:24 2020 No.15182997 why is this schizo posting on every thread

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>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:04:48 2020 No.15183133 >>15182354 >>15182391 your face is quite frightening actually. i think you should get a job in some haunted attraction places to scare people, you would do a good job i think.

>>	CecilDrakeInSeattle Mon Apr 27 17:06:45 2020 No.15183140 >>15183118 Where the fuck did you get that?

>>	CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Mon Apr 27 17:07:42 2020 No.15183145 >>15183118 LOL how the f did you find that???? That was 2 years ago I think. >>15183133 Yeah but I am 4'11" so it won't look as threatening.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 17:08:44 2020 No.15183146 File: 53 KB, 600x800, 614.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15180645 >nazi

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:29:23 2020 No.15183369 >>15183145 Your YouTube videos arent that weird. What happened?

CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Mon Apr 27 18:34:20 2020 No.15183381

>>15183369
I'm not that weird. I'm a pretty average guy. If people actually talk to me they would find that out instead of the immature "omg you are ugly, not a model" blah blah crap.

It's stupid and pointless because they are a faceless anon so they can't say they even look better than me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:36:10 2020 No.15183388 >>15183381 Dude you're sperging out just chill

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:37:39 2020 No.15183393 File: 137 KB, 901x1200, Dn9X0KyVsAALs_K.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15176655 are u related to jim norton

Anonymous Mon Apr 27 18:58:29 2020 No.15183449
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>>15183381
Would your dad be proud of the man you became? Would my dad? Would Donald Trump be proud of you? Would Theodore Roosevelt be proud of you?......
Would a dad be proud of you, any? Would an African tribal leader be proud of you? Would a viking be proud of you?
Is the child you were proud of the man you have become?
Just do some self reflecting and try to unfuck your shit just a little, please, for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:04:05 2020 No.15183473 >>15183381 People don't dislike you because you're ugly, they make fun of how ugly you are because they dislike you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:46:49 2020 No.15183620 File: 1.20 MB, 1261x1604, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Based Cecil sticking it to the incel hoardes. Imagine this man has had sex and half of you think what you’re wearing will solve your virginity...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:52:47 2020 No.15183634 >>15180645 How did they train the cat to do that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 19:57:50 2020 No.15183651 >>15182300 5 is average and you're way below it. In comedic value you're a nice and round 8.

CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Mon Apr 27 22:11:20 2020 No.15184005

>>15183388
I'm fukken chill.

>>15183393
No. He's ugly.

>>15183449
I don't have a Dad, never have. Considering my background (ghetto, surrounded by drugs and poverty) to working and having my own place and not taking drugs, then yes, I am proud of that and that's all that matters.

>>15183473
This is bullshit. The weak fear me which is why they attack me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:21:52 2020 No.15184126 >>15183145 fuck me i always pictured you as a tall guy bit of a dealbreaker desu

>>	CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Mon Apr 27 23:25:31 2020 No.15184130 >>15184126 But am kute tho? :3 Can you imagine if I were 6'6" 400lbs? I'd be in the (horror) movies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:38:49 2020 No.15184155 >>15183620 Nobody believes this is not cecil

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:40:11 2020 No.15184157 >>15184130 that would be absolutely crazy, you would be making a killing rn still though, maybe think about getting into acting? with a unique face like yours you would definitely get some roles

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 27 23:42:01 2020 No.15184160 >>15176655 Why can't you just be a normal person and kill yourself. Honestly you are as degenerate as a kike faggot transgender furry. The natural order of life goes against your existance. So why continue?

CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Mon Apr 27 23:48:21 2020 No.15184168
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>>15184157
Well if you can find a movie roll for me..

Here is my pic to send to potential casting agents/directors.

>>15184160
Thank yo momma for last night. She emptied me completely.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:05:44 2020 No.15184282 File: 6 KB, 181x200, stevoOo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15177550

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:07:08 2020 No.15184285 >>15180645 is the cat real?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 01:08:23 2020 No.15184288 bizarre specimen. really makes you think

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:15:48 2020 No.15184826 >>15176655 I love what you do to people

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:22:01 2020 No.15184837 >>15180749 >>15182935 >>15183634 >>15184285 It's fake you idiots, hahahaha

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 08:26:43 2020 No.15184844 File: 602 KB, 1129x1144, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here Cecil take this anime version of yourself as a gift. Also are you genuinely anti-Semitic?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 11:55:57 2020 No.15185168 >>15183369 link?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:09:18 2020 No.15185190 >>15184837 no it's not you fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 12:59:48 2020 No.15185299 >>15184837 no it's not you fucking idiot you can trian a cat just like you can dogs ever heard of PAVLOV? Of course you haven't hahahhaa

CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Tue Apr 28 14:42:51 2020 No.15185617

>>15184844
Very awesome! Fukken' saved.

>Also are you genuinely anti-Semitic?

I'm counter-semitic. I don't hate Jews or Israel. The word Antisemitism is nonsense to me though, it's a word like Islamophobia made up by the people pushing an agenda to stop any criticism of it.

>mention truth, fact and reality
>throw out buzzword
>argument over

It's what dictators do. Call out their shit and they have you killed. Just like you can be jailed for Antisemitism. It's pure evil to me.

I am against Jews being massively overrepresented in areas when other groups are not allowed to be. Especially when hatred is whipped up against whites such as the movies saying whites are racist because they cast white actors and not black when in reality the "whites" are Jews.

I'm also against nepotism when only Jews are allowed to do it.

So no, I am not "anti-semitic" and hate Jews because they are Jews. I am more than happy to chill and be friends with Jews. But I have legit criticisms over some of their practices as a whole.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:42:26 2020 No.15187037 >>15182354 Chad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 28 22:47:21 2020 No.15187042 >>15176655 Yo my man Cecile, what's poppin? Love how you make the normalfags seethe just by posting your ugly mug, stay safe and weird, king.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 03:34:28 2020 No.15187534 >>15176655 Those digits!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 05:18:50 2020 No.15187664 >>15185190 >>15185299 Why do i even waste my time on this board, full of low-IQ nonces. Smh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:48:36 2020 No.15187924 >>15185640 kys >>15185640 kys >>15185640 kys >15185640 kys.

>>	CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Wed Apr 29 20:32:25 2020 No.15189698 >>15187042 Sup dawg? Doing good here, just trying to take my weekly wash in a little bowl of water because the shower room is shared here so I tend to only go there once a month for a shower.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 23:45:20 2020 No.15190165 >>15189698 what the fuck kinda place has a shared shower

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 23:47:14 2020 No.15190172 >>15190165 OP is prison posting

CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Thu Apr 30 13:49:18 2020 No.15191676 [DELETED]

>>15190165
Rich little brat detected.

I live in an apartment that are single rooms. Think of a bedroom with a sink in it. There is no kitchen or shower etc. Rent is expensive in Seattle.

So I go to the shared shower once every 10 days or so. Usually I wait until I get to work to take a dump and I have a bucked I piss in that is in my room and I pour it down the sink.

Welcome to life, you little bubble brat.

>>15190172
Lol

CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Thu Apr 30 13:52:58 2020 No.15191687
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>>15190165
Rich little brat detected.

I live in an apartment that are single rooms. Think of a bedroom with a sink in it. There is no kitchen or shower etc. Rent is expensive in Seattle.

So I go to the shared shower once every 10 days or so. Usually I wait until I get to work to take a dump and I have a bucket I piss in that is in my room and I pour it down the sink.

That's why pic related is my kitchen/cooking area.

Welcome to life, you little bubble brat.

>>15190172
Lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 13:58:24 2020 No.15191698 >>15191687 Disgusting, you should be euthanized by the state.

>>	CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Thu Apr 30 14:06:07 2020 No.15191707 >>15191698 Why should I? I try my best. I work hard but it's all I can afford. What exactly is my crime?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 14:10:02 2020 No.15191713 I can see why you take so much pride in being white. it's literally the only thing you have going for you.

>>	CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Thu Apr 30 14:28:47 2020 No.15191766 >>15191713 So more than you have going for you. Lol owned.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 14:33:30 2020 No.15191779 >>15191766 >job >friends >loving family >my own place >good looks but hey! you made a name for yourself on a Chinese cartoon forum, good for you!

CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Thu Apr 30 14:36:28 2020 No.15191789

>>15191779
>making up shit online

LMAO. Wow, you really are pathetic. Get laid you bitter seething incel. Just wow.

>some social outcast lonely teenage virgin sitting in his room that stinks of his masturbation scent making up fantasy stories online

That's you. LOL.

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 14:40:01 2020 No.15191800 [DELETED]

>>15191687
>Rent is expensive in Seattle
Then move. Live somewhere else. Get a roommate. If you're living like a troglodyte it's your fault.

There are a ton of goons like you in NYC too. People who misjudge the concession of your toilet being a bucket and your sink being the toilet's tank because for some reason or another, being a brat or just being totally incompetent, they force themselves to live there. I know people worse off than you who shower every day. Sure, if they wanted to be a loser, they could make it easy on themselves, shower every ten days, and then spin it as a struggle on an anime imageboard.

You're tripfagging* on 4Chan, calling people brats* and letting them know the sTrUgGlE!! you've subjected yourself to*. You're a failure bro.

(*you're very insecure)

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 14:44:52 2020 No.15191820 >>15191789 >projecting

CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Thu Apr 30 14:47:45 2020 No.15191823

>>15191820
Yeah I am "projecting" that I am a teenager and a virgin. Lol imagine using words in an attempt to sound smart that you don't even understand the meaning of and looking like a bigger village idiot than before. Hahah wow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:03:56 2020 No.15191875 >>15191823 >tripfag cannot believe that someone has a steady job and friends checks out

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:05:11 2020 No.15191878 >>15191823 Why have you not been locked in a mental institution yet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:54:03 2020 No.15192007 >>15191687 Christ, not only are you ugly, but you smell bad, live in trash, and are generally unpleasant to talk to. You genuinely make the rest of this awful board look normal. How do you keep going?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 23:04:57 2020 No.15193269 >>15192007 Mental illness

CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Thu Apr 30 23:20:59 2020 No.15193304

>>15192007
>you smell bad

I have really bad body odor 5 minutes after taking a shower. It's not my fault though, I grew up poor next to a busy road and chemicals probably got in the air and fucked up my body. I've had people complain at work but it's a medical issue. Just like my breath, I have halitosis so it can smell like a dog took a crap in my mouth. I just don't have the money to see doctors for them. Sorry I am not a rich little brat.

>>15193269
I have no mental illness whatsoever. Try harder. I know real people in the real world seem crazy when you are a pampered little teen and have never paid a bill in your life.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 00:01:31 2020 No.15193392 >>15193304 >Just like my breath, I have halitosis >Bad breath can have causes that aren't due to underlying disease. Examples include poor dental hygiene, dehydration, or recently eating certain foods like onions or garlic

CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Fri May 1 00:05:20 2020 No.15193398

>>15193392
Yes but bad breath that smells of dog turds in your mouth is generally halitosis. I mean some dude last year at this restaurant I was working at had never heard of that condition and he started retching and seriously thought I had eaten a dog turd. What a dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 00:13:34 2020 No.15193411 >>15193398 Ever thought about writing a stand up routine?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 00:16:45 2020 No.15193415 >>15193398 stop brushing your teeth with dog shit LMAO

>>	CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Fri May 1 00:20:29 2020 No.15193420 >>15193411 No? Why? I'm just a simple honest guy. A simple dishwasher. >>15193415 I brush my teeth with yo mommas pussy so tell her to stop stuffing dog shit up there.

Anonymous Fri May 1 00:23:43 2020 No.15193425

>>15183133
Unironically this. Cecil could clean up at a haunted house or a circus freak show or something. Not even memeing. Maybe even get a gig playing monsters in horror movies like that Javier Botet dude. I bet James Wan would put you in all his movies!

Anonymous Fri May 1 00:31:15 2020 No.15193435

>>15193304
>It's not my fault though, I grew up poor next to a busy road and chemicals probably got in the air and fucked up my body.

Holy fuck that's not how that works at all you stupid idiot. Do you think you're a captain planet villain who got the power of smelling like ass from living next to a road? You have to be trolling me.

You probably have bad BO after taking a shower because of bad diet, judging from your 'living' conditions. What do you eat?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 00:31:33 2020 No.15193436 >>15193420 I thought that story was funny in a self-deprecating sort of way, maybe there's more of that.

>>	CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Fri May 1 00:32:57 2020 No.15193443 >>15193425 >Javier Botet >standing at 6 ft 6 in (198 cm) and weighing 123 pounds Lol freaky dude. I am 4'11" 130lbs.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 00:37:32 2020 No.15193450 >>15193443 So? There’s tons of little dudes in horror films. You could play Chucky, or some little demon/imp dude, or like the evil king’s court jester or something. Don’t sell yourself short! Uh, shorter!

CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Fri May 1 00:38:49 2020 No.15193451

>>15193435
>Bromhidrosis is a chronic medical condition characterized by extreme body odor

It could be that. I have been sent home from work in the past to take a shower, I have gone home and returned after a shower and then being accused of lying and not really taking a shower. I get a wet cloth before work and wash under my arms and around my balls.

>What do you eat?

Cheese, garlic, onions and bread. Some greasy Mexican food like spicy beans because I often work in Mexican restaurants.

>>15193436
Hey well life is often pretty funny and tragic in differing doses!

>>	CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Fri May 1 00:39:57 2020 No.15193454 >>15193450 I would take the roles, I feel that stuff would be more suited for 80s horror though. Maybe I missed the boat. if it gets me a wife and kids I'll be willing to do anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 01:12:32 2020 No.15193509 >>15193443 There is no way you are 4'11. Prove it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 01:22:22 2020 No.15193522 >>15176655 lipstick... 3 chins... cecil you're not doing well honey. what's going on? are you eating well, exercising? you look like you've aged 40 years in 3. dish dish dish, are you taking AZT and still being safe on Cap Hill?

CecilDrakeInSeattle !effayRxItQ Fri May 1 01:47:03 2020 No.15193552
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>>15193509
Yeah bro I am 6'2" and totally bullshitting about it. You can tell by my body proportions. Here in this pic, the kitchen top is around 3 foot and my chest is about 10 inches above it. so that's 3 foot 8 and to the top of my head just over another foot. I am 4'11".

>>15193522
I've been told I look handsome.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 02:02:57 2020 No.15193575 >>15193552 you're darling

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