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Gentlemen, we are entering a new age of fashion. Where not only do you gotta dress the part, you gotta poop the part. Yes, you heard me right, poop the part! Oh no, the art of pooping is not something as easy as putting on a shirt, jeans and boots and call it "effay" this art you will find out it's a little bit more complex so today I am her to teach you the proper way to take a shit

>> No.15175841

>>15175835
>shaved legs
jesus...

>> No.15175844

>>15175835
And now, today's sponsor, SOFTASS™
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>> No.15175850

>>15175841
You don't shave your legs, anon? What are ya a caveman?

>> No.15175882

>>15175850
Get out of here Elf!

>> No.15175927

>>15175835
does this mean i need to buy some Dude Wipes(tm)?

>> No.15175934
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Im pooping right now !!!

>> No.15176405
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>>15175844
IT IS DISRUPTING THE INDUSTRY GENTLEMEN
goddamn I hate him I hope the long thing in front of jets stabs him right in his fucking eyesocket before exploding.
dont know if jets can target something as small as him but one can only hope

>> No.15176504

>>15175835
>guido shout goblin released a new video

that's why I never watch

>> No.15176521

>>15176405
kek what the fuck is this interaction.

>> No.15176634
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>>15175934
I was actually pooping when I posted this this morning lol

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>>15176634
dumb bitch played stupid games and won some stupid prizes

>> No.15176799

>>15176765
Anon she never meant for this to happen

>> No.15176821

>>15175850
Shaving legs is for girls

>> No.15176899

>>15176821
Well then ur moms a girl heh heh heh

>> No.15176904

>>15175835
is it acceptable to show your shit to your boyfriend because he always wants to see and knocks on the door when I poop

>> No.15176911
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Fuckign stop using toilet paper. If you don't have a bidet, just take a step to the bathtub and use the showerhead, aint nothing to it and you feel much cleaner!
stop. using. toilet paper. for goodness sake just wash your ass it takes 10 seconds

>> No.15176918

>>15175835
he looks like an autistic goblin

>> No.15177040

>>15176911
GENTLEMEN now I KNOW some of you have some absolutely *slight pause* SPICY plans with some *slight pause* SPICY SENIORITAS that may or may not involve a lil bit of tongue action on your bidoodoo if yer catching m'drift, heh heh. NOW I KNOW! some of you are thinking "Hey alpha! I don't need to take advice from a man in his 40's or whatever on how to get my ass eaten" and GENTLEMEN... I UNDERSTAND where you're coming from I mean there's no way a guy like Alpha gets his ass eaten, right? WRONG! Girls love eating my hairy stinky manjayjay all the time! I employ proper POOPING etiquette WHENEVER I step onto the Johnson. Gentlemen here are TEN TIPS for you to POOP... like a gentleman *gets close to camera, making it lose focus, abrupt cut*

NUMBER ONE: ALWAYS remember to FLUSH. Now now, gentlemen, let's say you're out on a hot date with your SPICY SENIORITA, things get a lil exciting and you decide to bring her over to your place but before she gets down to do a the hoola moola on your toola, (heh heh) she goes to the Johnson and sees last night's dinner in there! EW! Now that's not what a gentleman would do, which is why I ALWAYS flush my poopoo' down the looloo *thumbs up in camera makes it lose focus, abrupt cut*

>> No.15177048

>>15177040
Jesus help me I read the whole damn thing in his voice

>> No.15177062

>>15177040
NUMBER TWO on the list of how to poop like a gentlemen is PROPER ANUS CARE. Last thing you want is your SPICY SENIORITA to get down n dirty on ur picked Peck of pickled pepper pucker and her tongue feels a crusty and dry pooper. THIS is why I use TIEGE HANLEY to revitalize my anus in the painus, a simple THREE STEP program to help bring out the doughnut in ur joenut. FIRST THING I do is apply our patented anusfoliater to my joosi man-folds, this will LIFT OFF any of those crusty dingleberries you got STUCK on your pooper *cut to shot of Alpha rubbing course gel over his dry, crusty, and obviously over-treated anus*. SECONDLY, gentlemen, You'll want to replenish your mcJoomber by using Tiege Hanley's patented BANANUS flavored SHITPOOP moisturizer! Just work that moisturizer into the fold of your pucker and you'll be slick fresh in no time *shot of Alpha fingering his ass with some supremely thick ass lotion". Now the last bit is the most important, protection. We wanna make sure ur shibbidie boo is in TIP TOP shape, don't we; gentlemen? You'll want to apply Tiege Hanley's patented heinous shamus in the anus protect and clear coat and work it in, now, you and that SPICY SENIORITA are gonna be ready... to roll *Alpha M puts the lens of the camera up his asshole, making it lose focus*

>> No.15177074

>>15177062
THIRD item on our list, CHANGE THOSE UNDIES *Alpha M picks up that one pair of dirty underwear he uses in every video*. GENTLEMEN if ur TIDY WIDIES are lookin... a little worse for the wear~ YOU. NEED. TO. CHANGE. THEM. Last thing you want is for you and your SPICY SENIORITA to be getting freaky sleeky and she takes off your pants to REVEAL... Some absolutely STAINED AND PAINED tidy widies. Next thing you know- She's rushing out of there saying "sorry anon I think I should've eaten Tyrone's ass instead of yours", DON'T BE ANON AND WASH. YOUR. UNDERWEAR. *alpha throws the undies behind him into the prop laundry hamper, misses on his first attempt, then cuts to multiple attempts of him throwing it backwards until it finally lands in the hamper. He then proceeds to put his palm on the camera, making it lose focus, abruptly cutting*

>> No.15177411

>>15175934
>>15176634
How was the smell?

>> No.15177649

>>15177411
Not bad, my poops are pretty odorless.
Also I actually have a bidet and use soak down my bottom before poopsting and that keeps down the smells

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>> No.15177728

Pooping shirtless is the only based way

>> No.15177859

>>15177728
I can't shit unless I'm completely naked. Like I can't have a watch on or even my glasses

>> No.15177864

>>15177859
Costanza tier

>> No.15177904
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>>15176405
If you're curious, this device is called a pitot-static probe, a more complex version of a pitot tube, originally invented by French engineer Henri Pitot in the 1730s and used as a way to measure airspeed. The L-shaped metal protusions near the nose of many aircraft are also pitot tubes.

>> No.15178941

>>15177859
Same

>> No.15179177

>>15177904
Does it feel good when you put it in your butt though?

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Uh oh whats happening?