/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.15058706]

I have the unfortunate genetic malady of wide hips. What are my clothing options?

[Anonymous No.15058707]

>>15058706
>*Tips hat
Malady

[Anonymous No.15058713]

Your option is weightlifting and eating clean for 1y

[Anonymous No.15058716]

>>15058706
>genetic
You're just low T.
Anyway wear swiss clothing. They all have wide mountain gorilla bodies

[Anonymous No.15058717]

>>15058706
Push-ups and pull-ups are your options.

Also light coloured cargo pants.

[Anonymous No.15058848]

ohp

[Anonymous No.15058855]

>>15058706
high waisted pants

[Anonymous No.15058926]

>>15058706
Lose body fat get lean. You should swim or play a sport.

[Anonymous No.15058941]

>>15058706
That’s not wide hips, you’re just fat you retard

[Anonymous No.15059341]

>>15058941
Based

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15059343]

then work on the back & shoulders

[Anonymous No.15059352]

>>15059343
huge ass bobble head

[Anonymous No.15059357]

Get a bigger upper back lol

Just work out

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15059364]

>>15059352
>bobble head
what ))

[Anonymous No.15059377]

>>15059364
looks like a melon on a stick

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15059403]

>>15059377
No it doesn't )) post yourself from closeup or any hollywood actor, you trolly subhuman piece of shit ))

[Anonymous No.15059435]

>>15059403
Dude you look like a lego figure

wobbly ass head

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15059450]

>>15059435
let's see how you look ))

[Anonymous No.15059460]

>>15058706
>wide hips

that's just fat my man...

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15059462]

>>15059460
or fat distribution

see blahaesque Tyson Fury

[Anonymous No.15059472]

>>15059450
>5'8

lmao disproportionate nigger

[Anonymous No.15059475]

>>15058706
Your hips are fine, you're just a fat trout shouldered fuck. Go lift.

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.15059487]

>>15059472
more proportionate than you, that's for damn sure ))

[Anonymous No.15059494]

>>15058706
Well bro, if you wanna be fashionable you'd do well to start working out, because that does look like fat. But if youre not trying to fashionable and just be passable, just wear button up shirts and pants; basic normie shirt. (also maybe a jacket to hide your curves, something what this guy wears would be fine) >>15059450

[Anonymous No.15059504]

>>15059487
With your hydrocephalus you're happy not to fall over

[Anonymous No.15059525]

>>15058706
Wide hips actually look good both on male and female imho. Your skeletton isn't the problem, you're just fat with no definition.

[Anonymous No.15059527]

people have different fat distribution genetics

[Anonymous No.15059540]

I imagine by your looks thats you don't exercise much. Go to the gym at least 3 times a week and do some jogging, eat well and voilá, you are no longer a skinny fat looking bitch, I'm talking from experience. It's doable, carry on broski

[Anonymous No.15060602]

>>15058706
dude work out you fag. Seriously its fucking gross how can you even look in the mirror? Do you feel like a loser when you see a superior man? How does it feel that women can beat you up? Does it bother you to know your hips could give birth better than your moms?

[Anonymous No.15060605]

>>15058706
Hey I remember you from /b/, that shit is hilarious

[Anonymous No.15060627]

as a fellow wide hips sufferer, there is no easy fix. unfortunately, we have to stay very lean, which means constant calorie counting/restriction. i wouldn't even bother with intense cardio -- do heavy upper body lifting and just walk at least 5k a day. in terms of clothing: high waisted, slim/straight pants & heavyweight, shorter length tops/tees.

also see a doctor to get your T levels checked; maybe you can get that cheat code prescribed

[Anonymous No.15060668]

>>15058707
lol