INCEL makeover

[Anonymous No.15014067]

What are these fine young men /fa/shion mistakes?

What would make them look more attractive?

For one, i would say they are playing too safe with muted/dark colors, chore jackets and short hair.
Also, no beard = no sex.

[Anonymous No.15014070]

try

[Anonymous No.15014075]

they look like soft boys

[Anonymous No.15014076]

#1 mistake is being straight

[Anonymous No.15014081]

>>15014067
That poster though. The dancing Jokers are a nice tough.

[Anonymous No.15014088]

>>15014067
they look like run of the mill normies, towards lower tier normie... but nothing like the supreme gentlemen that inhabit /r9k/ and incels.me

[Anonymous No.15014096]

>>15014067

[Anonymous No.15014117]

>>15014067
>these are the people online telling you they are too ugly to ever get a date

[Anonymous No.15014149]

>>15014076
THIS
imagine wanting to date women, gross

[Anonymous No.15014348]

>>15014117
it was obviously normiebait. the real freaks would never see this poster irl let alone go to dennys and meet up

[L Lawliet !!jIcPNMSVBL3 No.15014353]

>>15014117
Well i am not ugly i am just shy
>>15014348
Nah i would

[Anonymous No.15014366]

daily reminder that if you're an incel it's completely your fault. much uglier people have fucked since the dawn of man, but you want to sit inside, change nothing about yourself, and expect pussy to come to you

daily reminder that time only moves forward, and you only grow more pathetic as you delay progression most people have made by high school


retard

[Anonymous No.15014372]

>>15014366
based and true

[Anonymous No.15014399]

>>15014067
next time you call a woman a roastie just remember this table of kids is who you are associating with.

[Anonymous No.15014401]

>>15014067
I went to this college and have a hard time believing they got away with events like this

[Anonymous No.15014412]

>>15014076
>>15014149
wish i was gay :/

[Anonymous No.15014413]

>>15014067
none of these dude are a lost cause, most of them are young and need some lifting, but a part from that they are pretty normie.

[Anonymous No.15014429]

>>15014366
BBUUUUT THERE IS SOMEONE MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN ME ON INSTAGRAM

[Anonymous No.15014452]

>>15014366
I am indeed sitting on my couch right now and i would like a fresh pussy to come to me, thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.15014460]

>>15014067

Seven out of nine in this picture are completely fuckable twinks.

[Anonymous No.15014510]

rick owens

[Anonymous No.15014529]

>>15014067
They need to fucking go to
>>/fit/
First.

[Anonymous No.15014533]

>>15014529
>>>/fit/
...

[Anonymous No.15014548]

>>15014075
wtf is this? subhuman garbare?

[Anonymous No.15014667]

>>15014366
based

[Anonymous No.15014678]

>>15014529
>he thinks working out makes you more attractive

[Anonymous No.15014698]

>>15014070
fpbp only advice you need

[Anonymous No.15014703]

>>15014678
it does
not being skinnyfat or obese makes you 10x more desirable
given, if you're an ugly motherfucker you're still screwed

[Anonymous No.15014716]

>>15014067
damn, one of these dudes looks exactly like me I mean exactly

[Anonymous No.15014726]

Hiya, girl here (please dont get weird).
All of those guys look normal and I can’t see any of them having issues getting a date based on looks. I know loads of girls that go out with worse looking guys. The key is confidence and respect. But also going for a girl which likes you. Look for signs they are into you, no point trying to get with an uninterested girl. Boring advice I know but thats the way we see it.

[Anonymous No.15014736]

>>15014726
show tits or gtfo

[Anonymous No.15014740]

>>15014678
It does at least a little bit

[Anonymous No.15014741]

>>15014726
The majority of those are not true incels. They are either people memeing the incel condition, circuntantial virgins or guys in a dry spell.
> But also going for a girl which likes you.
Never worked for me. I either am not attracted to them in the slightest or only fall for them once they lose interest.

[Anonymous No.15014743]

>>15014726
White guy with the denim shirt and the preppy guy look especially cute for me

[Anonymous No.15014749]

>>15014741
> not attracted to them in the slightest

LMAO incels are such a meme. Those girls are in your league, you need to lower your standards if all the girls who show interest are supposedly too ugly- if you deserved better than you would get it

[Anonymous No.15014754]

>>15014749
I haven’t been an incel in over 2 years, tho. Aiming for the ones “out of my league” is what worked so far.

[Anonymous No.15014767]

>>15014741
Hi, thanks for not doing the whole tits or gtfo thing. Appreciated. I get what you’re saying with that and desu same! Its the guys that like me that i’m not interested in. I think thats a self esteem thing from my end though so hoping to work on that. On a positive note there isn’t a time limit on love! You could meet someone tomorrow or in ten years but when it happens the wait will be worth it. Its just a matter of trying not to get down when you see people who have what you want. Best of luck friend :)

[Anonymous No.15014778]

>>15014067
id probably go just to see what the type of people that would go to this are, watch them through the glass, then leave

[Anonymous No.15014785]

>>15014767
I hate women

[Anonymous No.15014816]

>>15014767
Roastie pls go

[Anonymous No.15014818]

I thought for sure the thumbnail for this was gonna be all those trannies at dinner

[Anonymous No.15014843]

>>15014726
I dont want to sound bitter or like your points aren't valid but I feel like I never get signs a girl likes me.

Im like a 4.5/10 btw

[Anonymous No.15014848]

>>15014067
this picture warms my heart

[Anonymous No.15014863]

>>15014067
On the other side

[Anonymous No.15014864]

>>15014767
What if the only person I ever liked left me
what then huh
yea thought so

[Anonymous No.15014866]

>>15014067
Homie 2nd from the back on the left actually looks good

[Anonymous No.15014933]

>>15014726
>All of those guys look normal and I can’t see any of them having issues getting a date based on looks. I know loads of girls that go out with worse looking guys. The key is confidence and respect. But also going for a girl which likes you. Look for signs they are into you, no point trying to get with an uninterested girl. Boring advice I know but thats the way we see it.
Faggot

[Anonymous No.15014951]

>>15014366
b b b b based

[Anonymous No.15015081]

>>15014726
>If a girl likes you, you'll get a date
What a gem, thanks for the worthless advice chief

[Anonymous No.15015182]

>>15014366
Time is an illusion

[Anonymous No.15015201]

>>15015182
time is real
it is location based

[Anonymous No.15015273]

>>15015201
Maybe for you. I’m living parallel.

[Anonymous No.15016321]

>>15014452
>I am indeed sitting on my couch right now and i would like a fresh pussy to come to me, thank you very much.
I used to feel like this but then latent homosexuality developed

[Anonymous No.15016553]

>>15014366
this

[Anonymous No.15016609]

>>15014067
They all mog me and I managed to have GF and not these guys.

What a bunch of faggots. If you’re 25 and don’t have a GF you’re a huge faggot who don’t deserve to get laid.

[Anonymous No.15016705]

Why are historic dykes /fa/ cuties but now dykes suck and are shlubby?

[Anonymous No.15016731]

>>15016609
im 24, how to get gf ?

[Anonymous No.15016792]

>>15016731
I was very insistent when picking them up.

[Anonymous No.15016994]

Other than H, B, and C they'd probably all be able to get some pussy as is.
I'm actually surprised D, F, and G aren't getting any.

[Anonymous No.15017001]

>>15016994
Before you nitpicked Boy F i thought he looked fine! I guess from far even certain basedboys look good lmao

[Anonymous No.15017006]

>>15017001
He's got strong Jemaine Clement vibes.
I'm honestly 'miring his pant/jacket combo.

[Anonymous No.15017016]

>>15017006
I was getting bookish shy, drinks fancy naming coffee at local coffee shop. I have shit taste so i like it rip

[Anonymous No.15017208]

>>15014067
>Grow your hair out to a medium/long lenght
>Don't use hair products, mainly comb and brush
>Don't get tattoos or piercings
>Moisturizer on face every morning
>No coffee, cigarettes etc.
>do some excercise at least once a week. (progressive jogging or gym for upper body)
>find a complimenting fitting black/gray or olive green t-shirt
>complimenting fitting jeans (reguires experimentation in the fitting room of clothing stores; slim, straight etc.)
>Buy the cheapest casual dark brown or black oxfords
>have a good diet to avoid foul sweat odor
From incel to "vampire/sick looking white boys i fall in love with" that girls post on twitter in very uncomplicated steps
literally takes patients, not much of a sacrifice

[Anonymous No.15017240]

>>15016994
Jesus, this is what /fa/ needs
thank you, I really appreciate the thought put into this post
t. >>15017208

[Anonymous No.15017357]

>>15014366
preach sis

[Anonymous No.15017373]

>>15014767
Shut up bitch

[Anonymous No.15017475]

>>15015182
True, we're all just living in a loop.
Once you die, you're born again, as yourself.

Doomed by the curse of existence, you relive the exact same pathetic life for eternity, even suicide isn't a valid escape cause it just starts it over again.

[Anonymous No.15017501]

>>15014366
Based

I want to improve but dont know how

[Anonymous No.15017555]

>>15014863
3 and 4 from the right are actually good looking. Maybe not like a model, but not in the slightest like an incel.

[Anonymous No.15017587]

>>15016994
based and selfimprovpilled

[Anonymous No.15017614]

>>15017501
Okay. I'll help you out. What do you suck at? What's your current situation?

[Anonymous No.15017678]

>>15017208
>Don't use hair products
Ehhhhh
Some people really need them.