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14996655 No.14996655 [Reply] [Original]

any tips to avoid stuff like this?

>> No.14996668
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14996668

Don’t be ugly.

>> No.14996731

>>14996655
don't have an incel face shape

>> No.14996735

>>14996668
>>14996731
basically these.

>> No.14996736

>>14996655
Chew solid foods during childhood and adolescence + breathe through your nose.

>> No.14997094

>>14996736
I know the yt video you watched

>>14996655
Don't have autist hair and use your face muscles

>> No.14997105

>>14996655
go to an actual barber & tip him

>> No.14997132

>>14996655
If your features are like this, but as much off the top as you can

>> No.14997250

>>14996655
Ew mullet

>> No.14997255

Don't be white

>> No.14997265

>>14997105
this. go to a decent barber and tip them decently the first time. you will receive the best haircut of your life on the second trip.
it also helps to make conversation with them and not be a sperg. also this should go without saying but make sure you/your hair aren’t disgusting.

>> No.14997365

>>14996655
Barber here.
Did you ask for this haircut or did the barber decide this cut for you?
That aside, It isn’t all that bad, you just don’t have the features for it. Also if you have the ability to grow your beard out that could help even your face more towards an oval shape.

>> No.14997395

>>14997365
not even me, I just don't want to fuck up this badly

>> No.14997398

>>14997265
>tfw never tipped barber
oops

>> No.14997407

>>14997398
they’ll actually take their time, prioritize you as a walk in, do noticeably better if you frequent them & tip

>> No.14997416

>>14997407
my barber even gives me free whiskey during my haircut

>> No.14997434

>>14996655
Fuck, is this really what I look like?

>> No.14997445

>>14997395
If you are unsure of what you want you can ask The barber for advice, we all have to learn about picking haircuts for certain face shapes and profiles.

>> No.14997447

>>14997416
>free whiskey
Nothing is ever free, son

>> No.14997488

>>14997447
i was going to put quotations around free but i thought to myself that surely nobody is a big enough nigger to not understand what i meant...yet here we are

>> No.14997692

Don't ask for it? Are you retarded?

>> No.14998086
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>>14996655
butthead-esque

>> No.14999143

this is what i am deathly afraid of right now. i am currently nearly a year since my last haircut (in about 10 days) which has resulted in a big jewfro. i dont know what to ask a barber for if i ultimately get a haircut because the only other few times i grew my hair (nowhere near this level but there was a decent amount) it just resulted in a shitty "shorter on sides longer on top" thing, and it seems like any curly haircut now is exactly like OP that zoomers get

>> No.14999158

>>14999143
Find a picture of you what you want, show barber. Why do people have such a hard time with this

>> No.14999164

>>14997488
then why use the word at all you stupid little faggot? did you get all excited to share what your faggot barber does to his faggot clients?

>> No.14999165

>>14996655
oh nonononono

>> No.14999207

>>14999164
no i was telling the dude why he should tip his barber

>> No.14999211

>>14999207
oh ok

>> No.14999236
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>>14996655
Hopefully, you were not fucked over by the bad genetics in your parents gene pool.
Back inna day, Nazi's would have gassed defectives like OP's pic, just on general principals. Racial purity must be protected at all costs.

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>>14996655