Tinder Fits

[Anonymous No.14990959]

New Tinder Fits thread since last one reached limit

[Anonymous No.14990968]

Reposting this one from the last thread.
I actually wore this outfit to a date with a lovely female woman of the opposite sex.

[Anonymous No.14990982]

>>14990968
Getting bad rapist vibes

[Anonymous No.14990988]

>>14990959
>since last one reached limit

[Anonymous No.14990990]

>>14990083
I wish I could do that.

[Anonymous No.14991066]

I just want tinder gf with big milkies

[Anonymous No.14991093]

Postin since last thread reached limit. I have first bumble date tomorrow and she want to go to club but i dont do well in that environment. Plus i dont have any “club” clothes. I only have dickies 874, chuck taylors, and white t shirts. should i suggest goin to bowling alley or something or is that autistic. Bros please help bros

[Anonymous No.14991100]

>>14991093
She sounds like a dumb whore. You can already tell that you’re incompatible, so just cancel unless you’re desperate to wet your dick

[Anonymous No.14991187]

>>14990968
>leather coat
>leather gloves
I'll assume there was no second date.

[Anonymous No.14991235]

The Asian girl in the last thread that everyone was calling ugly was a solid 7

[Anonymous No.14991268]

>>14990968
Is this a LARP or are you genuinely just insane

[Anonymous No.14991364]

>>14991093
You two sound like polar opposites. Cancel, dude. Or suggest something else, like a bar.

You're going to stick out like a sore thumb, and feel awkward in that club. She'll definitely notice. Bring it up to her, and do it quick before she gets pissed you cancelled last minute.

[Anonymous No.14991373]

>>14991093
Lol a club is not a venue for a first date. A first date should be somewhere intimate such as a subdued bar or lounge. Back out now - you won't enjoy it. It will be a waste of your time

[Anonymous No.14991375]

>>14991373
Who cares. If he just wants to fuck it’s perfect. I’ve met up with tons of girls for the first time at the club, got drinks, danced, then went home and fucked

[Anonymous No.14991386]

How do I stop attracting fat bitches :(

[Anonymous No.14991438]

>>14991386
Cringe. Maybe leave middle top one, too bad the acne is worse in that one.

[Anonymous No.14991462]

Good to know I can take my pick from any of these girls that's throwing themselves at me tonight

Also I've pretty much every chick so far agree to

"Hey I got fucking issues wanna get hammered and make out?"

[Anonymous No.14991478]

>>14991386
Because your profile sucks.

[Anonymous No.14991488]

>>14991386
You see the one where you're holding your phone and the wall behind you is wood?

THAT should be your first picture.

guitar picture at the very bottom should be #2

towel pic #3

group pic #4

delete all your other pictures and find friends who are willing to take better pics of you

thanks for coming to my ted talk

[Anonymous No.14991535]

daily reminder to just be yourself

[Anonymous No.14991546]

>>14991535
:)

[Anonymous No.14991552]

what would happen if i used this pic

[Anonymous No.14991600]

>>14991546
:3

[Anonymous No.14991625]

>>14990968
strangler rapist vibes

[Anonymous No.14991626]

>>14991093
clubs are the worst. she just wants you to buy her some drinks while shes already gonna be there

[Anonymous No.14991635]

>>14991462
>paying for tinder
>no replies
>on 4chan on a Friday night

[Anonymous No.14991655]

[Anonymous No.14991663]

I want to create a profile. I have some pictures of myself, which I like, but I have bottles of rum on my hand. I don't drink since I have a pretty bad tolerance--are picture like these a big no/redflag ?

[Anonymous No.14991668]

>>14991663
add a caption saying "I don't eeven drink lmao"

[Anonymous No.14991669]

>>14991488

this but every pic besides middle row far right should be kill

[Anonymous No.14991683]

All girls want is to be fucked

[Anonymous No.14991684]

[Anonymous No.14991693]

>>14991386

stop taking so man cropped pictures of our face and start taking some naturally lit shots of yourself with some of your torso showing not doing weird gay shit. do you really need that many pictures?

[Anonymous No.14991712]

For tinder photos, do you blur the faces of your friends if you are on a group picture ?

[Anonymous No.14991726]

>>14991712
Only if they are better looking than you

[Anonymous No.14991746]

>>14991726
I have many pics with other girls, not sure I should use them or blur the faces

[Anonymous No.14991779]

>>14991746
Use them if they’re hot. It will make other hot girls want you

[Anonymous No.14991797]

>>14991386
Try smiling dumbass.

Also talk to the fat ones as practice. Have a no fucks given attitude and you'll do fine.

>>14991462
>paying for Tinder
Low test senpai.

[Anonymous No.14991812]

>>14991683
fucking lmao are women really falling for this?

[Anonymous No.14991998]

>>14991812
of course someone who makes an account like this won't show the hundreds of matches he didn't get..

[Anonymous No.14992004]

>>14991462
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
>there are people who pay for tinder
I feel better now

[Anonymous No.14992007]

>>14991812
would you wanna be with the girls that do?

[Anonymous No.14992008]

>>14991093
Proof that people who wear onions clothes like chucks anddickies are turbovirgins

[Anonymous No.14992011]

>>14991684
try hard

[Anonymous No.14992258]

>>14991462
You think cursing makes you seem cool?

[Anonymous No.14992269]

>>14991187
I'll probably regret asking this, but what's wrong with leather gloves? They're far more durable and weather-resistant than knit ones.

[Anonymous No.14992276]

>>14991655
Lmao is that real Cena or a shoop? He is a legit 6ft guy, he looks fucked up there

[Anonymous No.14992277]

>>14991093
what do you guys have in common? Like you have to have talked about something that made you want to meat her.

Maybe a concert of some sorts? Is she going to jugde your wildly autistic personality if you take her to like some jazzy bar or setting that former anons already mentioned?

Or take her for a goddamned walk. Bitches love being taken out for walks.

[Anonymous No.14992285]

>>14991093
Seems a bit odd, never had a girl suggest nor have I suggested a club for a first date. Fun/activity dates are the best and they give you something to do so there are no awkward silences such as at a dinner date.

I think you should tell her what you're going to be doing though, rather than suggest. Be assertive and don't agree to something you're not comfortable with as you wont come across as some confident guy.

Most of all, it's just a date, don't think too much into it, if it goes bad it's just a learning experience for the next one/girl.

[Anonymous No.14992639]

Thoughts? I know I’m not the skinniest but I’m sure I’m older than all of you.

[Anonymous No.14992648]

>>14992639
I can smell the soi

[Anonymous No.14992652]

>>14991386
I dont think you're old enough to drive, get off tinder

[Anonymous No.14992666]

>>14992639
shave, cut your hair, learn to dress, get better glasses and get rid of the dorkiest pics.

also show more confidence, try to smile. you look like a pleasant guy to be around but you come off as pretty insecure. basically this >>14992648

[Anonymous No.14992691]

>>14992639
2, 4 and 6 are decent, remove the rest. Set 6 as your default picture.

Some general tips:
>No selfies. This might be hard if your uncomfortable by other people taking pictures of you, but this is the most important tip I can give you.
>Lose the goatee and haircut. Only grow facial hair if you can have a full beard. If you're balding, buzz it of. Go to a fancy hipster optometrist and let them help you get some nicer glasses.
>Outdoor lighting always looks best
>Only post dog photos if you're clearly in them. The photos themselves don't look good: your place looks messy and your dogs look weird.

[Anonymous No.14992716]

Any tips?

[Anonymous No.14992729]

>>14992716
1,2, and 5 and remove the rest

[Anonymous No.14992735]

>>14992716
You're an attractive guy
I think you need fewer solo pictures, and more pictures with friends or hobbies.
Keep 1, and 4. Do 5 pictures max.
I like 3, but if that's not your hair currently then I don't think it is worth including.

[Anonymous No.14992743]

>>14991386
REMOVE 1, 2, 3, 8, 9 and don't have more than 6 pictures
the rest is fine

[Anonymous No.14992748]

how many matches have you guys got seriously?

[Anonymous No.14992767]

>>14992748
i get like 2 a week. But I've never met up with anyone

[Anonymous No.14992780]

>>14991375
he very likely won't be allowed in a club with chucks and white tee lol

[Anonymous No.14992788]

>>14992748
I'm this guy >>14992716
I have the app since jan 1st.

Tinder is tedious, i prefer bumble. The women are higher quality, they don't have the "entertain me" attitude and almost every like is a match. The downside is just less users in general.

>>14992735
>>14992729
Thanks for the conflicting advice. I'll think about it though

[Anonymous No.14992791]

>>14991462
hey im matched with demenica too

[Anonymous No.14992795]

>>14992748
I just made tinder on Monday and I’ve gotten 12 matches. Not bad considering my photos are shit. This is my hottest match so far

[Anonymous No.14992816]

>>14992767
>>14992780
>>14992795
nice boyos

[Anonymous No.14992821]

>>14990959
need profile tips

[Anonymous No.14992827]

>>14992795
cute

[Anonymous No.14992850]

>>14992821
great photos mate, but it looks like you are going to drown that dog in the 2nd one and it is looking at the water like ''o shit no, pls put me down bro PLEASE''

[Anonymous No.14992860]

I can't take anyone using tinder seriously.

[Anonymous No.14992874]

>>14992269
leather gloves are fine, leather gloves with leather coat is weird. Long leather coats are weird in general though

[Anonymous No.14992882]

>>14991462
>wanna get hammered and make out?
Lmfao this is the same opener that I use, well, used back when I had tinder. Based anon

[Anonymous No.14992899]

This good for casual date tonight? Going out for tapas then hitting the bars after

[Anonymous No.14992906]

>>14991386
>>14992639
>>14992716
>>14992821
All of you fedoras have way too many pictures. You're trying to appeal to as many roasties as possible so you only need a bit of the highest quality content you can muster up. 3-5 great pictures. If you have 3 great ones and 1 alright one, leave it out. No gym pics, no selfies. Do you guys have friends (especially female ones) and leave the house? Use pictures that prove it.

Leave the bio blank or put a humorous one-liner in there. Don't filter yourself out; you're trying to get as many women (who have all kinds of different tastes and interests but they all like Chads) to swipe right as possible.

[Anonymous No.14992931]

>>14992906
post yours incel

[Anonymous No.14992939]

>>14991552
the based coomer appears

[Anonymous No.14992944]

>>14991386
delete 3,4,5,8,9
smile more get better quality pics

>>14992639
you seem like a nice guy but very cringe.
Get fit, develop a personal style, take better pics

>>14992716
I dont like 3,4,6
7 is cursed keep it
but pretty good youre good looking

>>14992821
get rid of 1,5
your hot and love youre dog

love you all goodluck goodnight

[Anonymous No.14992946]

>>14992899
Cuff the jeans and you're fine

[Anonymous No.14992948]

>>14991552
pussy happen ;) tiger

[Anonymous No.14992955]

>>14992931
No longer have it brother, I'm wifed now. You'll just have to trust me on this advice. I used to do pretty well on Tinder

[Anonymous No.14992969]

>>14991386
once they find out ur fatphobic even they wont be swiping ur ugly incel ass

[Anonymous No.14992987]

>>14992969

[Anonymous No.14992998]

>>14992987
newfag and underage b&

mods ban

[Anonymous No.14993000]

>>14992998
lmao you need friends

[Anonymous No.14993007]

>>14991462
>24 matches
ok lmfao

[Anonymous No.14993026]

>>14991535
awww this so sweet! <3 how did the date go?

[Anonymous No.14993055]

>>14991535
That laughing cat emoji makes me want to execute you.

[Anonymous No.14993118]

>>14991797
>>14992004
>>14993007
Broke bois can’t afford tinder gold. I don’t have to waste my time swiping since I can just see who likes me then pick who I want to talk too. I only talk with the cream of the crop. Fucked one of my matches last night while y’all were busy hopelessly swiping

[Absolute Ego Dance !6I40iIQ1Jo No.14993127]

>>14991386
you're a fucking nerd who has photos of him playing guitar hero, you're not even remotely of value lol

i prefer when dudes have a few pics, one of them being like a funny one and like something they like, like an album cover or a piece of art or something, and a childhood pic. that seems to imply humanity when there is none.

[Anonymous No.14993146]

>>14992899
DO NOT cuff the jeans

[Anonymous No.14993152]

>>14992899
I hate the hair, long sleeve/undershirt combo, and shoes

[Anonymous No.14993215]

/fa/ approved bio ideas?

[Anonymous No.14993224]

>>14992788
bumble is far far worse

[Anonymous No.14993278]

send help

[Anonymous No.14993279]

>>14993118
>Broke bois can’t afford tinder gold. I don’t have to waste my time swiping since I can just see who likes me then pick who I want to talk too. I only talk with the cream of the crop. Fucked one of my matches last night while y’all were busy hopelessly swiping

[Anonymous No.14993358]

>>14993278
Be attractive

[Anonymous No.14993373]

>>14993279
woah dude... you're telling me u fucked a GIRL?
thats INSANE bro how did the pussy feel man

[Anonymous No.14993411]

I get matches, but not as many as I'd like. In person, I can get numbers quite easily from almost anyone. Girls even approach me occasionally. But online? It's less frequent.

[Anonymous No.14993435]

>>14993411
remove all pictures with glasses on.

take new pictures without them. you look kinda chad without them

[Anonymous No.14993442]

>>14993411
you look like a ftm.

[Anonymous No.14993475]

>>14991093
It's not a date... Look like a trap, like hidden advertising for this club.

[Anonymous No.14993505]

Any tips? I barely get any matches

[Anonymous No.14993528]

>>14993435
Thanks but I need glasses since I’m blind without them
>>14993442
FTM?

[Anonymous No.14993575]

>>14993505
Must be your bio, you're handsome.
>>14993528
Female to Male, trans.

[Anonymous No.14993577]

>>14992821
2,3,5,7,8 maybe 1
No dog pics unless youre pictured with them.

[Anonymous No.14993579]

>>14993505
Redo bio
Pics are good but 1,2, & 5 are the top ones

[Anonymous No.14993589]

>>14993505
you're tall and handsome and look like deniro

probably you seem too morose and moody
maybe try more colorful clothing and backgrounds and maybe a pic with an animal or a friend's child if you're trying to attract females.
I would date you if you were gay.
And then you would dump me for someone hotter.

[Anonymous No.14993629]

>>14993215

[Anonymous No.14993652]

>>14990968
based

[Anonymous No.14993656]

My anthem :)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qmePJs2fFPk

[Anonymous No.14993861]

>>14993442
I was going to ask if they were ftm lol

[Anonymous No.14993923]

>>14993055
Welcome to the real world where it's scientifically found that people who use emojis seem more trustworthy. Do with what you want with this information

[Anonymous No.14993927]

>>14993358
I didnt know people spoke skyrim irl

[Anonymous No.14993929]

>>14993411
Swept back hair works better on you. Long hair makes you look like a lesbian. Also get glas

[Anonymous No.14994012]

>>14991552
funny pic dude i suggest using it

[Anonymous No.14994092]

>>14993411
In every pic but 5 you look FTM. Replace everything but 5 with pics of that style and you’ll be fine.

[Anonymous No.14994167]

Any advice? rarely get like 1 match a week.

[Anonymous No.14994182]

>>14993278
5 is horrendous. Just use 3 and 7, in that order

[Anonymous No.14994191]

>>14994167
2nd pic is ass

[Anonymous No.14994192]

>>14994167
You’re not bad looking but those are some awful pictures. People should be able to see you in the first pic and then in the second one it seems you’re smelling shit

[Anonymous No.14994313]

>>14991535
Post profile. I aint gay but i wanna fuck you

[Anonymous No.14994328]

>>14992639
I'm digging the Ginyu Force poses

[Anonymous No.14994330]

>>14991462
fucking chad

[Anonymous No.14994333]

>>14991812
>he doesn't know

every woman wants to fuck an aggressive tall violent Chad.

Richard Ramirez, Ted Bundy, Jeremy Meeks are examples.

[Anonymous No.14994336]

>>14992639
it's over

[Anonymous No.14994340]

>>14993278
it's over

[Anonymous No.14994354]

will be making a profile today, any advises ?

[Anonymous No.14994364]

>>14994354
If Chad : make profile. Instant pussy available.

If non-Chad : it's over.

[Anonymous No.14994382]

>>14993118
big incel vibes here

imagine not getting laid off tinder then trying to by paying for it lmfao

[Anonymous No.14994387]

>>14994382
>incel

And we wear the label, Chad.
Now go fuck some whores.

[Anonymous No.14994394]

>>14994387
i sure am
have fun paying for a dating app haha

btw is it safe to go to school tomorrow?? jw

[Anonymous No.14994409]

>>14993923
I already am aware of this but that emoji just pisses me off lol its soo soi

[Anonymous No.14994412]

>Hardly get any matches
>Some of them don't reply,most don't reply past a hello
>The few girls that I end up chatting agree to chill only to ghost me when it's time to schedule
Easiest time on Earth to get casual sex they said...

[Anonymous No.14994419]

>>14991386
delete all selfies, only keep photos taken of you by others + group photos with your mates

[Anonymous No.14994421]

>>14991462
>"Hey I got a fuckton of issues...."

I can see why you pay for tinder but wasting your money won't fix a message this autistic and edgy

[Anonymous No.14994422]

>>14994419
And if you're a neet virgin, what then?

[Anonymous No.14994449]

>>14991684
That’s pro power lifter tier forearm, that guy is huge

[Anonymous No.14994481]

>>14992716
Delete 3rd and 7th pic
Order:
>1
>2
>5
>6
>4

>>14992639
Delete 3rd, 5th and 8th pics
Order
>2
>7
>4
>6
>9
>1

>>14992821
delete last 2 pics
Order
>2
>1
>4
>5
>3
>6

>>14992899
Casual means dress better than you would around the house. You're not going out to run errands on a lazy sunday afternoon you still gotta put some effort into looking good.

>>14993278
Absolutely no selfies and get a better haircut than the emo fringe it's not 2013 anymore you look like a fucking sheltered loser

>>14993411
No selfies get some photos your friends took of you and photos with your friends

>>14993505
you're handsome just don't take faggot selfies and upload them. Maybe the 4th pic is cool for a selfie bit the 3rd one sucks.

>>14994167
Need better pics cause all 4 of these are pretty ass. The last one is good keep that in there as your second pic, first one is good but is a bad introductory photo. No selfies.

[Anonymous No.14994491]

>some kind of formal-ish photo
>random holiday photo
>some kind of interesting thing like you feeding animals

What more do you need?

[Anonymous No.14994659]

>>14992788
why do you match with such ugly women?

[Anonymous No.14994661]

>>14992821
fuuck I need someone to take pics of me

[Anonymous No.14994677]

>>14994409
>soo soi
>unironically uses more than one 'o'
you are more of a faggot than the faggots you despise

[Anonymous No.14994748]

>>14994167
>Chad sucks at taking pictures
kek

[Anonymous No.14994884]

>>14994313

[Anonymous No.14994902]

>>14991093
i wear dickies and chucks and still go to clubs and all that. depends how you accessorize and look in the fit. but if you don't want to go to the club that's a different story

[Anonymous No.14994934]

>>14993505
if this fucker gets 0 matches i'm completely fucked.

[Anonymous No.14995021]

Thoughts on which pictures should I remove? Last slot is actually empty but I was thinking of adding that pic so I just edited it in. Is it too douchy to have a shirtless pic or should I put it up anyways?

Any other tips would be appreciated. I'm at a medium sized university and still don't get shit for matches. And even when I do, it never goes anywhere. I've had tinder on and off for about a year and have never once had any success.

[Anonymous No.14995038]

>>14995021
you can afford to lose 0°c and escalator - a shirtless pic is exponentially more douchey for straight men, the only way you can make it look natural is if it's one from a beach / pool, rather than a mirror pic

[Anonymous No.14995059]

For all the autists with terrible profiles here:

Functioning person-tier
Don't's
>No selfies
>No photos with you not in them
>No photos taken at night

Do's
>Smile (the most important one)
>Have natural, outdoor lighting
>Have 3 to 5 pictures

Following these rules gets you in the top 25% of tinder profiles alone.

Beginner-tier:
>No hunting/fishing photos
>No shirtless pics
>No bio longer than one sentence

Normie-tier:
>Dress well
>Be in shape

Genetics-tier
>Be attractive

>>14994884
Decent pics.
Order
>4 (zoom in a bit more)
>9
>3
Remove the rest (you're not even close to smiling on them). Get someone to take a picture of you with your van.

>>14995021
>I've had tinder on and off for about a year and have never once had any success.
Thats because your pictures are trash

[Anonymous No.14995503]

>>14994677
>seething soiboi

[Anonymous No.14995733]

>>14995059
>giving tinder advice to me
i end up ghosting a ton of women because there are more of them than days of the week
all of this smiling and what the fuck ever doesn’t matter dude, you are advocating for alchemy 2.0 but with women

[Anonymous No.14995770]

>>14995021
your last 3 pics make you look gay and feminine.