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>like goth/emo/artsy girls
>I am bald at 20
Fuuuuuuuuuck help me /fa/ how do I build an aesthetic around being bald that quirky women will enjoy? I know I could get pussy by going the jacked + beard look, but the girls I am most into aren't typically into that look.

>> No.14965841

you look like wojak. pretty cool actually. practice looking really graceful and aloof, maybe do your eyelashes really long. be really polite and reliable.

>> No.14965844
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>>14965829

>> No.14965860

>>14965829
get some harry potter glasses and wear turtlenecks all the time

>> No.14965890

>>14965829
Grow a beard and workout

How tall are you

>> No.14965896

No, beard and bald is cringe. For got the fashion designer look. Quirky clothes and cool lifestyle, you also need to be rich, if not forget it and accept inceldom

>> No.14965898

>>14965890
Do this but without the beard part

>> No.14965905

grow more stubble on your head, wear glasses, wear hats.

>> No.14965908

>>14965890
5'10. RIP. My beard game is pretty fucking awful too.

>> No.14965911
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>>14965829
Go for that Mr. Clean look.

>> No.14965912
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>>14965844
>>14965860
kek

>> No.14966003

>>14965829
Okay you lost the hair lottery pretty fucking hard. But you have really good facial structure, honestly. Your jawline is great.
It's a good base to work on. Just bulk up, go full Johnny Sins-mode, do NOT grow a beard, and get yourself some really bold thick-rimmed glasses (you need them, because of your lack of eyebrows)

Don't wear any hats, btw. Own your baldness, or people will smell the insecurity

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>>14965829

>> No.14966020

I feel like I've seen this dude. NYC?

>> No.14966051
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>>14965829
>I know I could get pussy by going the jacked + beard look, but the girls I am most into aren't typically into that look.
You just gotta do the right sort of beard, OP.

>> No.14966073
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>>14965829
Billy Corgan could pull it off

>> No.14966208

>>14966073
Is he really pulling this off though?

>> No.14966209

>>14965860
this

>> No.14966277

>>14966073
Corgan is also 6'3. Height is crucial when bald.

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>>14965829

>> No.14966447

>>14965829
Wear hats. Easy as that. Not basecaps, tho.

Wide-brimmed hats, flatcaps, dockers, etc.

Worked for me.

>> No.14966448

>>14966447
Also glasses. Other than that, dress in what´s basically called "dark academia" on here right now and punk it up a bit and you´ll be golden.

>> No.14966456

>>14965829
my biggest fear is getting bald because I have this head shape
Get a hair transplant, technology has become really good

>> No.14966457

>>14965860
this 1000%
also if possible get thicker and longer eyebrows

>> No.14966458

join a hardcore band

>> No.14966588

>>14965829
Become either the coomer or Agent 47

>> No.14966603

>>14965829
just wear a fishermans beanie all the time

>> No.14966855

>>14966456
>Get a hair transplant
Unfortunately I am too young. You really should not get one until you are least 25.

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>>14965844
>>14966013
>>14966292

>> No.14966986

>>14965829
no wonder Igor never talks about his family

>> No.14966999

>>14966447
what's wrong with baseball caps?

>> No.14967003

>>14966999
Nothing in general - I mean, I personally, really don´t like them, but there´s nothing generally wrong with them.

It´s just that OP wants to be successful with the gothy/artsy crowd and basecaps don´t really work there.

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>>14965829

>> No.14967177

>>14966857
MY PAIN IS NOT A JOKE

>> No.14967196

>>14965829
i mean if this is you then you're pretty cute

>> No.14967270

>>14965908
Doesn't matter, just get jacked

>> No.14967387

>>14965829
Take the fantano pill. Get jacked and wear round glasses like others have said.

>> No.14967425
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14967425

>>14965829
welcome to the perma beanie gang

>> No.14967488

>>14967425
That guy has hair reeeee

>> No.14967497
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>>14967488
You usually do have that on the sides even if you're bald. Dion is bald and usually clean shaved

>> No.14967510

>>14965829
Get jacked faggot, you can think later what to do to attract girls.

>> No.14967515

>>14966003
>do NOT grow a beard
Come to /fit/ anon, this place is full of weak faggots

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>>14965829

>> No.14967553

>>14967543
No girl 18-23 is fucking this guy

>> No.14967563
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>>14967553
Bro, it's Johnny Sins
He fucks 18-23 year old chicks for a living

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>>14965829

>> No.14967574

>>14967563
You DO know that there´s a massive difference between "he fucks because he´s a porn actor" and "he fucks because that´s what girls are into", right?

>> No.14967575
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>> No.14967578

Elian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0qMCS8bXP4

>> No.14967580

>>14965829
Just wear a black beanie and wear just those clothes.

>> No.14967589
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>>14967575
>>14967565
>>14967023
>>14966292
>>14966013
>>14965844
fucking lmaoooooo

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>>14965829
>I know I could get pussy by going the jacked + beard look, but the girls I am most into aren't typically into that look.

Girls dont know themselves what they are into, all of them are into hight test look, because its 100.000+ years of evolution vs 30 years of teen dramas
Go the jacked look, dont let gay teens on a fashion section of an uzbekistani claymation forum tell you how you should look

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>>14967667
the house that jack built reference

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>>14965844

>> No.14967684
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>>14967676
>the house that jack built
That guy was the creepiest ever, even though it looks very obviously that he is acting a role

>> No.14967785

What if im balding,cant grow a beard, and dont want to be jacked? Why is that the only option? Im just not the kind of guy who cares about that

>> No.14967834

>>14967785
Yeah it sucks. We are forced into one aesthetic.

>> No.14967863

>>14965829
Maybe hair implant

>> No.14967868

>>14967863
Unfortunately you arent really a HT candidate until you are at least 25ish

>> No.14967986

>>14967868
I’ve seen anons do it earlier. You could also try a hair unit for like a few years and then go transplant after that

>> No.14967994

>>14965829
There are tons of bald guys in the goth scene, at least in my area. Most of them just dress basic rivethead, and do quite well with women. None of them are in particularly good shape either. That's not to say you shouldn't get jacked anyway, its good for you, and you will probably be glad for it in the future.

>> No.14968085

>>14965829
Go fantano-core bro

>> No.14968213

>>14967387
>>14968085
To be fair, Fantano is not bald. Balding yes, but he is sort of just thinning. He has a fairly respectable hairline still and rocks an age appropriate buzz cut. Still frames his face. He'd look worse fully bald probably.

>> No.14968221

>>14967553
please explain all knowing fuck genius

>> No.14968222
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>>14968213

>> No.14968244

>>14965829
Dress like a skinhead

>> No.14968249

>>14967574
numerically speaking, no there isn't

>> No.14968300

>>14968244
Skinhead look is unironically quite based

>> No.14968306

>>14965829
you look like the guy from hot ones if he had a massive brain tumor.
may i recommend a hat

>> No.14968314

>>14968249
good thing that isn't relevant at all to thread topic retard

>> No.14968329

>>14965829
get a lot of tattoos and piercings.

>> No.14968336

Let me present an alternative. I doubt you will like it, but perhaps it will inspire your own ideas. Instead of getting jacked, maintain a light musculature. Get a scalp tattoo in some abstract pattern as suits your sense of aesthetics. Wear tinted glasses, paying close attention to how they frame your face. A beard of about the length you have in the picture should suit this, I think, but shaven would probably work too.

I've noticed that an earring seems to soften the bald look. If you decide to wear a hat, consider the flat cap. Casual vests seem to look pretty good on bald guys. (But really, you have options. You don't have to become the Rock.)

>> No.14968339

>>14965844
That was my first thought seeing this guy

>> No.14968343

>>14965829
Man weaves. And start saving up for a hair transplant if you want a more permanent solution.

>> No.14968390

If you wear beads and/or flowy clothes, you can evoke the otherworldliness of a Buddhist monk (not that I know what kind of flowy clothing a western man can get away with wearing). Obviously, you can borrow from other religious traditions in a similar fashion. Consider painting your nails. Basically, hair adds so much to a person's impression that you have to double down on accessories and such in order to make up for it.

>> No.14968490

>>14968249
Yeah, but sex isn´t about numbers.

There is literally nothing that sets sex above masturbation when you pay for it. The gratification comes from being able to get a girl to fuck you and from being able to making her cum; paying for sex/ having someone else pay for it is utterly fucking retarded and does not show that you´re attractive, at all.

>> No.14968515
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>>14965829
HIV patient core

>> No.14968521

>>14965829
MEGAMIND?????

>> No.14968783

>>14968515
KEK

>> No.14968905

>>14968343
I find that hair systems are just far too much maintenance, and I think it is a pretty massive turn off for girls

>> No.14968911

>>14968905
If it’s decent enough then no one could tell unless they touch your “hair”

>> No.14968974

>>14968911
Well... exactly. Once you get intimate with them they will touch your hair kek. Pretty cringe to have to explain you are wearing a fucking wig.

>> No.14968977

>>14968911
>>14968974
I heard they're made from real hair so they feel real

>> No.14969011

>>14968977
don't wear a fucking wig
jesus christ

>> No.14969014

>>14969011
Why not?

>> No.14969023

>>14965841
>be really polite and reliable.
he wants goth girls dude
also thats bad advice for any man trying to score

>> No.14969115

>>14968336
>Get a scalp tattoo in some abstract pattern as suits your sense of aesthetics
What do you mean by this?

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>>14965829
HAIL THE FOUR-ARMED EMPEROR

STAR CHILDREN ARISE

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>>14965829

>> No.14969126

>>14965829
>I've been doing a lot of thinking lately

>> No.14969128
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14969128

>>14965841
>You look like wojak
>pretty cool actually

>> No.14969155

>>14966447
Don't wear widebrim or flat caps ffs. Widebrim is going to make you look like a militant atheist or a ketted out rave kid. Flat caps are just going to make you look like a tory wank. Wear dockers or beanies

>> No.14969191

>>14965829
Your skull is just to big/high vaulted to pull of bald. Should have looked into ru58841 but probably to late now bro

>> No.14969287

>>14969191
>willingly exposing yourself to extreme carcinogens
lmao

>> No.14969302

>>14966003
>lack of
>>14966003
>really bold thick-rimmed glasses (you need them, because of your lack of eyebrows)
I'm kinda like OP (with lots of hair) but weak eyebrows.
I never felt like thick glasses worked for me - but now that you mention I have to try again...

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>>14965911
LMFAO

>> No.14969350

>>14969191
Tried fin and minox, didn't bring the hair back.

>> No.14969356

>>14969155
Just cause you can´t pull it off doesn´t mean noone can.

>> No.14969388

>>14966458
This

>> No.14969431

>>14966458
>>14969388
I don't play any instruments :(

>> No.14969492
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>>14969115
Inject ink under the skin of the scalp in order to create a pattern that has these two properties: 1.) You think it looks good and 2.) it represents no real object. You can use henna if you don't want a permanent tattoo.

Also, maybe try bringing back the circlet?

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>>14969492
>Wanting to look like Noah Ringer's character Aang from Nickelodeon Movies' The Last Airbender (2010), directed by M. Night Shyamalan

>> No.14969523

>>14969512
He says he likes artsy/goth girls. Putting an alchemical circle or something on his head ought to appeal a little bit at least, when paired with the appropriate clothing. On second thought, though, definitely make it temporary.

>> No.14969529
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14969529

>>14965829
tattoo your bald head

>> No.14969530
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>>14965844
Holy shit checked

>> No.14969583

>>14966855
>>>14966456
>>Get a hair transplant
>Unfortunately I am too young. You really should not get one until you are least 25.


why?

>> No.14969589

>>14969529
all black tattoo would work probably even for me considering the hair is most important thing for me in a guy

>> No.14969623

>>14969583
Your hair loss is likely to progress, leaving you with an unsightly island of transplanted hair, which basically forces you to get a 2nd procedure. At least that is my understanding of why it is highly recommended to wait til your late 20s or so.

>> No.14969707

>>14967553
hahahah

>> No.14969898

>>14969583
You shouldn't really mess too much with your hormones up until you're 25 and your body has fully developed, I think.

>> No.14970426

>>14968222
Jesus Christ, melon really was born to be bald

>> No.14970439
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>>14965829
you look like a fucking egg

>> No.14970463
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14970463

>>14965829
are you two related?

>> No.14970479

Holy fuck anon, you really will just have to constantly wear a beanie. Maybe say you had a Nair related accident? Get tattoos of your eyebrows? Glasses are a must, along with that gross sexy stubble. Get some aesthetic clothing, bam. You're a starbucks barista.

>> No.14970491

>>14965829

Go to Doctor and verify your testosterone level is where it should be (it isn't). Buy kettle bells, battle rope, and pull up bar. Use till swole. No guard buzz or outright shave your head. Wear whatever you want, you're ripped.

>> No.14970496

>>14967574
Youre a delusional fatshit if you think women of all ages aren't into ripped statuesque men. Fitness is an indicator of good health and genes and all sorts of things that makes all girls fee fee's tingle.

>> No.14970515
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>>14965829

You don't have to be bald.

The guy in the picture posts on a hair loss forum and he tried a hormone HRT regimen like the ones MTF transwomen use to transition and, as you can see, he regrew a ton of hair.

If you're willing to take the risks, you have a legit shot at getting your hair back. Remember, you're only 20. The longer you wait, the harder it will be for hormones to regrow your hair in those bald areas like the temples.

>> No.14970523

>>14970515
The "after" photos are clearly from ten years earlier than the "before" ones.

>> No.14970530
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>>14970523

No they aren't. Estrogen + Anti-Androgens are some powerful shit. The estrogen alone will make you look younger.

This is what the guy looked like when he was a college freshman. Don't believe it? Go to the forum hairlosstalk and look at his posts. He posts under the name bridgeburn.

Google site:hairlosstalk.com bridgeburn

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>>14970523


The guy looks like some sort of curly haired European prince now.

>> No.14970546

>>14970530
Keep the dream alive, I guess.

>> No.14970559

>>14965829
Are those the superior whites genes I keep hearing about

>> No.14970562

>>14965829
That's why I like being a brown guy. We don't go bald as much as cumskins

>> No.14970566

>>14970515
I'd prefer to stay male...

>> No.14970580

>>14970496
Never said that, women are definitely into his physique, but also DEFINITELY not into that kind of guy and he wouldn´t pull with his looks despite his physique, if he weren´t a porn actor.

>> No.14970584

>>14965844
Even the same eye color.

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>>14970566

Fine. Then stay bald and never become a Prince of the Universe.

>> No.14970665

>>14965829
>like goth/emo/artsy girls
liking girls for their styling is cringe. you have no hope. your baldness is irrelevant

>> No.14970667

>>14970665
This

>> No.14970675
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14970675

>>14965841

>> No.14970710

>>14965898
this guy knows it. Get some fucking neck with deadlifts and farmer walks. Shave excessive hair in the body. Look like fucking prometheus

>> No.14970748

>>14967684
>even though it looks very obviously that he is acting a role
get a load of this genius, be honest, how old are you?

>> No.14970812

>>14970515
And how much will my cock have to shrink before my hair improves?

>> No.14970815

>>14970515
all those whoremoans and you'll still have less hair than me

>> No.14971268
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14971268

>>14970812

He was asked about his penis/erections in one of his threads by someone else who's also using HRT to regrow their hair. They both mentioned they don't get "morning wood" erections as much, they can get hard and masturbate/have sex (his girlfriend supports him in using hormones to regrow his hair) whenever they want, and both mentioned how when they orgasm, very little fluid comes out.

Your penis only shrinks on HRT if you don't use it. Most transwomen have gender dysphoria and don't like their penises, so they don't use them to masturbate. When they don't use them and get erections, the penis doesn't get stretched out, thus the tissue and muscles in it become smaller over time. That's where shrinkage comes from.

If you did a period of "no fap" on HRT for a long time and decided one day to masturbate, you're find out that your penis shrinked/atrophied and you have trouble maintaining an erection. As long as you rub one (or have sex) out a few times a week, it won't be a problem.

>> No.14971381

>>14970533
he looks like he sells middleschoolers weed

>> No.14971416

>>14970665
I don't see why that is cringe.

>> No.14971720

>>14970596
He is still bald as fuck

>> No.14971724

>>14970675
Adam Driving to Chemo

>> No.14971846
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14971846

>>14971720

No he's not. You're too blinded by your envy of the luck he had in regrowing his mane to see that he now has a beautiful head of hair that lot's of men can only wish of having.

>> No.14972155

>>14971846
Nah he's just clearly still an advanced Norwood 2 kek

>> No.14972168

>>14967553
hahahah thats a male pornstar dumbass lol

>> No.14972172

>>14972168
Yet again, heavy difference between "girls fuck him because they get paid to do so" and "girls fuck him because they want to"

Paid sex isn´t an achievement to be proud of.

>> No.14972174

>>14970812
I've been on HRT for acne reasons.

My dick hasn't gotten smaller after 8 months, I can still get hard and bust but I'm sterile.

>> No.14972613

>>14972172
How they don't get this is beyond me. How do they think porn works? Kek.

>> No.14972685

>>14965844
holy fucking kek

>> No.14972721

>>14972174
imagine sterilizing yourself for acne lmao

>> No.14972738

>>14972721
let's be real
they probably did it just so they'd have tits to play with

>> No.14972813

>>14972738
HRT titties are wack desu

>> No.14973092

>>14972613
People on here are so fucking desperate for sex that they still think paying for a prostitute is an achievement in some way, I legit just had that discussion two days ago. It´s fucking weird.

>> No.14973245

>>14970515
In my country you can only take HRT pills after 1 year of consulting and make sure that you really want to become a tranny

>> No.14973364

>>14973245
I don't think he is getting prescribed these...

>> No.14973463

Well, you could tattoo your head.

>> No.14973754

>>14973463
SMP looks awful most of the time IMHO

>> No.14973770

>>14965829
read some books make good conversation try some magic mushrooms and open that lovely bald head of yours. ladies like confidence and some good bants, don't take yourself too seriously

>> No.14974209

dunno try a derma roller I heard it could make your hair regrow or something.

>> No.14974752

>>14970675
Stud

>> No.14974777
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>goth girls

BEANIES

>> No.14975158

>>14974777
kek

>> No.14975186
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14975186

pic related is me after being fed the buzzpill last year.
Rocking the crack-head mode. Always an alternative if you are to lazy for the gym.

>> No.14975455
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>>14973754
clearly he should get a goth head tattoo to attract goth chicks, not that faggy micropigmentation bullshit

>> No.14975679

>>14975186
You look decent, man. Are you having success?

>> No.14975682

>>14975455
I don't think I am bold enough kek

>> No.14975696

>>14975679
With chicks? Can't really tell, I only dated one girl since the buzz, and we are still together.

>> No.14976090

>>14975696
Ah fair enuff

>> No.14976208

>>14971268
This is total horseshit lmao

>> No.14976698

>>14976208
Yep.

>> No.14976951

>>14969115
I think what he meant is to get a tattoo of a smaller head. Hell you can even fit two in there.
I feel way better about my semi caveman skull now

>> No.14976973
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>>14965829
i feel your pain, fellow big-head-no-hair bro

started balding at ~15, started shaving at 19

>> No.14976979
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>>14976973
and like you, I can't really get much going facial hair wise besides a goatee

>> No.14977000
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this guy has a qt goth girlfriend

>> No.14977018

>>14976979
oh shit i'm sorry

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>>14977018

>> No.14977102
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14977102

Andrew Clinco is pretty much the king of modern goth music (Drab Majesty and VR Sex are his projects).

He has a shaved head and goth chicks love him

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>>14977018
sorry for what

>> No.14977130

>>14969589
would you pick a 5' guy with amazing hair or a 6' bald guy?

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>> No.14977302

I wear a hair system, and literally no one except the women I’ve slept with have been able to tell. A tinder date freaked out and stormed out of my home when she found out once, but most just laugh or change the subject. Fuck being bald, I’d rather look good

>> No.14977342

Chris Cornell wrote a song that says:

"Hey
To be yourself is all that you can do"

>> No.14977349
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14977349

>>14977142

>> No.14977401

>>14965844
I cackled so loudly my cat on the bed got startled

>> No.14977465

>>14977302
How is the maintenance? Ever have it peel off in public?

>> No.14977478

>>14977302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfXEEKV4GSg

>> No.14977485
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14977485

Not everyone looks good with a shaved head, but Luke Goss is sexy as fuck.

>> No.14977531

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPn0jtk3OEc&feature=emb_title

>> No.14977556

>>14977478
Lmao that is a full wig with no adhesive, he just sets it on his head like a hat. Those are the kind that blow away in the breeze

>> No.14977561

>>14977465
Simple enough, you have to remove it and reapply it every week or so, and fully replace it every 2 to 3 months. You can shower and swim in it, but I never swim because I dont trust being underwater with something glued to my dome

>> No.14977592
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14977592

Rocking the Bauhaus shirt.

>> No.14977611

>>14977561
does it itch or feel uncomfortable at all?

>> No.14977655

>>14977611
A little bit, not all the time. You have to get used to it, its like wearing a lace hat at all times. I am gonna deal with it till im in my 40s, then just be another egg. When you have a bulb head, there is no other choice really.

>> No.14978024

>>14977561
And you have found that generally women don't care? How old are you? How long have you had one?

>> No.14978093

>>14978024
I’m 29, had it since 25. Women definitely don’t take it well 60% of the time, because they feel I “lied” to them. A good amount don’t care or agree it looks good, and 3 of them never found out. It has really saved my tinder game

>> No.14978098

>>14978093
>Women definitely don’t take it well 60% of the time, because they feel I “lied” to them
Just out of curiosity, generally at what point do you tell them/they find found that you have a hair system?

>> No.14978139

>>14978098
in the morning, tossing and turning can make the system part in a way that shows lace. That, or they touch it / grab it

>> No.14978154

>>14966073
>Billy Corgan could pull it off
Corgan didn't "pull off" shit, he looked like a sickly cancer boy the moment his hair left.

>> No.14978164

>>14978154
Wrong, he looked sickly with that thin dyed hair, he looked weird and edgy with the shaved head

>> No.14978430

>>14978139
Damn, it's that obvious to the touch? I dunno anon, they look really good but I think it would just make me too anxious.

>> No.14978761
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14978761

>>14978430
word

fuck that shit. I'd rather just go for a gothy Billy Corgan look

>> No.14978787

>>14976973
lmao you look like the voldemort avatar someone made in the other thread

we got you surrounded egghead

>> No.14978800
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>> No.14978813

>>14978800
lmao life is so cruel

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>>14978800

>> No.14978850

>>14978430
Sadly it is obvious to the touch. If I looked good bald, I would go for it. When I was going bald and natural, old friends and family would mock me openly, and I was the butt of every joke just because of bad genetic luck- so I moved away and wear a piece now

>> No.14978882

>>14978800
>hunting outside of your league
No wonder you lads are unhappy. Stop chasing 8/10s if you are 6/10.

>> No.14978897

>>14978882
>Stop chasing 8/10s if you are 6/10.
6/10 chicks only want 8+ guys though

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>>14978882

>> No.14979142

>>14978800
I want to die

>> No.14979176

>>14965829
>mew for a bigger jaw
>lose weight
> slight tan (this is the secret to looking good bald)

>> No.14979187

>>14979176
I literally cannot tan

>> No.14979210

>>14965829
wear hat.

>> No.14979229
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14979229

one of the most Beta Faggot thing to do is being afraid to let your hair grow only because the top of your head got bald. Embrace this warrior haircut and stop adjusting the sides to the top just as those faggots like Billy Sahne or Bruce Willes do

>> No.14979263
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Nothing you can do, I buzzed, I think I probably look less attractive with hair anyway.

>> No.14980157
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14980157

Go for the Nosferatu look.

>> No.14980356

>>14979229
KEK

>> No.14980422

>>14969583
>>14969589
it's cause when you're still young, it's hard to tell how your hair is going to continue to bald, and the surgeon needs to know this to make sure you'll have enough donor hair for procedures. that said, there is a safe zone (basically between your ears) that they will take it from. source, am 36 and literally got an FUT 2 weeks ago

>> No.14980424

>>14980422
whoops didn't mean to quote the second one

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>>14979187
Sunless tanner my dude. I'm mostly irish with some scottish and I can't tan for shit, but sunless tanner works all the same.

Obviously this is a really shitty job by me, just turned up the light temperature on the photo, but look how much better a bald head looks with just a big of brown. It makes it look healthier

>> No.14980544

>>14980542
he wants to attract goth bitches though. he should be pale like Nosferatu

>> No.14980553

Just buy a wig and say you had chemo if someone will find out

>> No.14980554

>>14980544
goth bitches want to be paler than you, the idea goth girls only date zombie men is a meme from TV. All goth girls I've seen usually have geeky beard gamer boyfriends with Bioshock tattoos and shit. Actual goth guys just date regular girls who are questionably younger than them.

Second, even if that was true, and not trying to be mean or anything OP but being bald is at best a net neutral. Better to make looking bald work than be less attractive hoping for one aspect of a style make the difference.

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>>14980542
here actually I cleaned it up a little

>> No.14980560

>>14965829
do whatever u want but in thsi case earring is a must have

>> No.14980570

>>14980542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOB9fV_m1BE

>> No.14980818

>>14979229
my sides

>> No.14981182

>>14980553
KEK

>> No.14981259

>>14979176
you think OP has weight to lose? I'd rather say he needs to build more muscle

>> No.14981329

>>14978800
based and checked

>> No.14981440

>>14978800
b&r
Chad bf soon, ladies

>> No.14981710

>>14981259
no those were just general guidelines for everyone, OP is fine

>> No.14982440

any interesting goth looks for a bald guy? besides billy corgan's style

>> No.14982648

>>14965829
Foo as long as your jacked and you keep shaving so your beard keeps filling you will look nice so just keep working at it and you'll be fine.

>> No.14982932

>>14977000
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5HI_xFQWiYU

>> No.14982989

>>14965829
face tattoos

>> No.14983032

>>14966051
>>14966073
they look like shit

>> No.14983063

>>14982932
>Reply
This, full skinhead, this is the only real option. Not Nazi incel skinhead either, classic British skinhead in Fred Perry, Lonsdale, Paul Smith, suited and booted.

>> No.14983090
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>>14966051
I went for this look.

>> No.14983391

>>14983090
Holy fuck

>> No.14983865

>>14969011
william shatner and sean connery did for decades

>> No.14983870

>>14969431
just scream into a microphone dude

>> No.14983873

>>14983391
You impressed? I would be.

>> No.14983885

>>14970596
*Gay Prince of the Universe

>> No.14983979

>>14977130
a 5'8'' guy with a 5.8' dick

>> No.14984003

>>14979229
A WARRIOR'S HAIR

>> No.14984006
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>>14978800
>"goth gf.png"
>not a single goth girl depicted

I am confused

>> No.14984008

>>14978800
Is there an uncensored version?

>> No.14984035

>>14984008
/fa/ horny

>> No.14984052

>>14965844
LOL

>> No.14984055

>>14967553
based retard

>> No.14984214

>>14978907
Please kill me

>> No.14984519

>>14984008
Coomer.

>> No.14984854

>>14968490
He isn't paying for it though retard, he's getting paid for it.

>> No.14984996

>>14984854
Do you faggots still not understand the difference between porn sex and regular sex? Jesus fucking Christ this is absurd

>> No.14985003

>>14965829
unfortunate headshap

>> No.14985258

>>14980557
you're just screwed. you have to wear a hat. your head is fucking massive in comparison to your face and jaw. looks like your head is swollen

>> No.14985735

>>14984006
Shut up

>> No.14986204

>>14985258
;-;

>> No.14986258

>>14965829

Train your neck and traps, you have a good skull but your neck is small as a fucking twig and your shoulders and traps are nowhere to be found. You'll look way better when that's balanced and it will draw attention away from your forehead and baldness

>> No.14986698

>>14986258
he should probably grow a full beard to make his jaw look wider too