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I wanna be gloriously adored like a rock star, but I am bald. What do?

>> No.14928378

just b urself

>> No.14928379
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14928379

Step 1. start a band
Step 2. make good music
Step 3. distribute good music to the masses
Step 4. ???
Step 5. Adoration.

>> No.14928386

igor looks like such a creep still

>> No.14928388
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I feel like a sexy rock star, especially when high, but then I remember that I am bald

>> No.14928474
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When did you figure out that beard = chinlet cope

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>>14928474
>chinlet cope
also clueless tools think thy will look like Chris Evans or Hemsworth - who, btw, look like shit with those gay beards.

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>>14928483
>Chris Evans
Honestly, why is he so popular? He looks like a massive smug fag

>> No.14928918

>>14928370
get a wig

>> No.14929229

>>14928370
ALL you need are the right sunglasses with that look.

>> No.14929238

>>14928370
>rocking the power donut
absolutely based

>> No.14929242
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You look more like Freddy Mercury than Freddy Mercury did.

>> No.14929282

>>14928483
Igor is my idol

>> No.14929442

>>14929242
indeed
>>14928370
just become terry richardson, OP

>> No.14929581

>>14928370
Full bald

>> No.14930376 [DELETED] 

It's a huge turnoff and shit load of points deduction for the guy being a fag but on the other hand, it's great seeing them out in the open instead of trying to blend in.

>> No.14930380
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It's a huge turnoff and shit load of points deduction for the guy being a fag but on the other hand, it's great seeing them out in the open instead of trying to blend in.

>> No.14931778

>>14928370
Wig it/transplant + aviator glasses and you're Freddy

>> No.14932016

>>14928370
Shave eyebrows, and all head hair. Grow chin braid to 1 foot long; crackhead mode

>> No.14932025
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>>14928370
chad rosenbaum-core

>> No.14933494

>>14932025
My guy

>> No.14933517

>>14928370
Buzz what’s left of your hair. Grow stubble. Start a noise band. Wear lots of black. Easy

>> No.14933532
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>>14928370
he’s honestly very handsome and probably a slick motherf*cker *however,* *even if my* style is like pasted-together umn marie antoinette and pop art in véry saturated colours; the cut of the hair and stache reads a little pastiche to me and he should update.

>> No.14933543

>>14933532
Please pee in my mouth

t. not igor

>> No.14933546
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>>14928486
He's an all around likeable good looking charming dude. Being Cap is also a huge buff to attractiveness.

>> No.14933547

How old is that pic, Igor? I remember it from KC times.

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>>14933543
i’ve always wanted to do that instead of getting up to pee. like, tfw no toilet bf. (i don’t poop.)

>> No.14933557

>>14933532
>the cut of the hair and stache reads a little pastiche to me
What the fuck does that even mean in that context?

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>>14933547
maybe 2012-2013?

>> No.14933573

>>14933549
I'd love to be your toilet bf (i'm not into poop i'm not german)

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my wife (im a neurotic asshole)

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>> No.14933595
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she's 18yo

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>>14928370
You gotta take the Laheypill

>> No.14934037

>>14928370
fuck me!! go kill urself

>> No.14934096

>>14933992
Was gonna say, he can turn out to be Lahey when he's older. Liquor up, bud. The shithawks are coming.

>> No.14934101

>>14933992
I wonder what sort of career I should look into that lets me wear aviators and be wasted all the fucking time. Besides being a trailer park cop I guess

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>>14928370

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>>14928370
looks like op needs to take the R.E.M. pill

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>>14934205
>R.E.M
reference

>> No.14934290

>>14928483
Igor! You look like Statham in this pic!
Fuk yeah!

>> No.14934293

>>14934207
>serial killer tier
Someone needs to check that man's basement right fucking now

>> No.14934324

>>14928370
There's no reason to keep the sides, it needs to go because it's making you look much older

>> No.14934325

>>14928486
He's got a good personality, a pretty likeable dude

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>>14928474
>tfw chinlet
>can't grow a proper beard (look and feel like pic related)
Nowhere to hide...

>> No.14935141

>>14928370

You can't but, rock stars are aged 18- 27 after that your focus should just be a good or interesting artist, then you don't need hair.

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>>14928370
the density

>> No.14935145

>>14928379

yet pic unrelated?

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If this guy can throw shit on himself while yelling into a mic and STILL get adored like a rock star, then you sure can too!

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>>14928370

MTF HRT will get your hair back. Just like it did this fellow's.

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>>14935798
no way lol

>> No.14935817

>>14935804
you already jerk off to trannies though so why not

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This guy was universally adored by millions of girls just a moment ago.

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>>14936098
and look at him now. and life is so insanely brief

>> No.14936107

>>14936098
>>14936101
Johnny looks like a psychopath

>> No.14936122

>>14936098
>>14936101
and guess what, his name stays in the history books, and yours isn't. We are absolutely nothing.

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cop or not

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>>14936161

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shave

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>>14935804

Fine. Stay bald then. Continue to have women never give you a second glance. Don't turn heads like this guy every time he enters a room.

>> No.14937653

>>14933549
mmmh tfw no belly gf