How to get Art Hoe GF

[Anonymous No.14918434]

Help!!!! All o want is a art how gf. How should I dress to attract them?

[Anonymous No.14918437]

>>14918434
more like cock sleeve gf.

[Anonymous No.14918440]

be dominant
or drugs

[Anonymous No.14918442]

they are nothing but things

[Anonymous No.14918451]

>>14918434
>how do I get [] gf
you must make getting an [] gf the foremost desire of your life. you must pour all available energy you have into the goal of getting a [] gf. since you don't care WHO it is, you're only looking for a description of a type of person, this should be very easy. This is way easier than the type of people who want advice like "how do I find my soulmate gf" and stuff like that. I like you, you're empty and content with being such. Literally just think yourself into having whatever you want, but the wanting part is the most important, you must be burning with furious desire to have a [] gf

[Anonymous No.14918455]

>>14918434
probably wear clothes, anon
they will run away if you show up in your dorito-stained clownsuit

[Anonymous No.14918459]

>>14918434
Dress like me. Srs

[Anonymous No.14918460]

every arthoe forgets this classic

[Anonymous No.14918461]

>>14918459
Shut up Virgin faggot

[Anonymous No.14918467]

>>14918461
I think you’re the virgin faggot hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.14918472]

>>14918467
You're both so cute... IG?

[Anonymous No.14918493]

>>14918472
I need to see if she wants me to give out on here. She’s sleeping lol

[Anonymous No.14918497]

>>14918467
Based

[Anonymous No.14918516]

>>14918459
say what you will but dudes that dress like this fuck ALL the art hoes where i live.

[Anonymous No.14918518]

>>14918434
You have to wear BIG DICK ENERGY and fuck that pussy to sleep
Also dickies work pants, crew neck sweatshirts and a carhartt beanie

[Anonymous No.14918521]

band t shirts
dickies
docs

[Anonymous No.14918531]

>>14918467
I want qt sleeping gf

[Anonymous No.14918592]

I can get behind the art hoe look but I get salty when people approach art with such a blassie-faire attitude, like it’s a simple hobby anyone who picks some grade school art-class acrylic at Michaels can do. Or simply having an opinion makes one a critic or have taste. Not some accessory for one’s ‘lifestyle’. I guess the basic bitches who go to ‘paint bars’ are what I really have an issue with, but ‘art hoes’ are adjacent to this. Most people of this category spent far more time cultivating their aesthetic than working on their art. Those I admire and the peers I respect all have fairly functional, humble, professional and uncomplicated styles.

[Anonymous No.14918597]

>>14918592
>paint bars
Holy shit these EXIST???
This sounds really fun, I wanna go

[Anonymous No.14918605]

>>14918597
I worked at one my senior year of college last year. So many basic bitches come in together in groups. I got tons of numbers and slept with a handful of them

[Anonymous No.14918612]

>>14918605
OK cool but what actually happens there? You buy cocktails and paint and laugh together with your friends at how shit you all are, and both admire and take the piss out of that one friend who is really good? Because that sounds like a lot of fun. Of course a lot of basic looking girls came in, they like doing fun social things together. Real artists are probably too busy making or procrastinating on real art, lol

[Anonymous No.14918646]

>>14918459
my beautiful based prince

[Anonymous No.14918650]

>>14918612
Yep basically what you said. It’s more of like an art class and girls just sip on wine and shit while they paint. I worked at Muse Paint Bar in Portland Maine. I would just walk around and help the girls that sucked at painting and wanted my help show them technique. It was right near all the other bars so it was more much more chill and relaxed environment compared to the real bars/clubs.

[Anonymous No.14918654]

>>14918597
I saw a show about art classes that include wine and it's lot's of cougars looking to hookup with any man who is there

The show was undercover boss and the art with wine classes ceo was a pretty hot woman

I wonder now if she was a madam and found a way to make it legal

[Anonymous No.14918696]

>>14918434
deal drugs and leverage them

[Anonymous No.14918812]

>>14918467
Not fair :(

[Anonymous No.14918828]

>>14918434
fucking christ how many "how to get art hoe gf" threads are there per week?
are you just ignoring the other ones? do you not like the answers and think this time will be different?
go outside

[Anonymous No.14918958]

>>14918493
Damn I'd TOP you both you'd have to wear a cage but not a big one and you'd both get my cummies

[Anonymous No.14918973]

>>14918434
Are blonde grills barred from being art hoes?

[Anonymous No.14918980]

>>14918531
That girl looks ugly wtf r u lol fucking thirsty retard 4chan virgins

[Anonymous No.14918981]

>>14918592
>blassie-faire
I think you mean laissé-faire why r u pretending to be cultured

[Anonymous No.14918997]

>>14918467
Ay shes cute. That thing here for fucking only or do you plan on taking her serious? The only flaw is those gross piercings convince her to be more tasteful please

[Anonymous No.14919149]

>>14918434
I think it's more attitude and personality. I attracted my ex despite dressing in jeans and a polo every day (work uniform). she told me she liked me immediately because I was "hot", which I found out meant I have a 9/10 face and looked angry all the time. she thought I was mysterious and broody because she would see me in the break room angrily staring at nothing. to most people, that would signal autism, but it got me in her pants and in her heart for 2 years.

she ended up being something less than a full-on art hoe, though. sure she wore baggy pants, big glasses, had bangs for a time, had freckles and dark hair, thick eyebrows, often wore bright colors, drank four lokos, vaped, had bipolar disorder, a poor relationship with her dad, liked astrology and witchcraft, and painted. but at the same time she was fiercely loyal, gentle, understanding, hardly wore makeup, and I was only her third boyfriend, traits which I've gathered are not really associated with art hoes. she also didn't fit the "hoe" part of the archetype.

I would tease her by calling her art-hoe lite. god I miss her.
pic related, looks so much like her, I thought it was her when I first saw this posted a while back. just imagine this with bigger eyes and big art hoe glasses.

[Anonymous No.14919190]

>>14919149
Who is this in the pic? Insta @ ?

[Anonymous No.14919214]

>>14918434
Go to Mac demarco concerts
Wallows
Clario
Love the shit out of them
Records stores art stores(obvious) thrift stores

[Anonymous No.14919215]

>>14918516
Yeah they want some ruggred dirty looking mother fucker

[Anonymous No.14919229]

>>14918958
Daddy i want your cummies please ywy

[Anonymous No.14919233]

>>14918467
Anon stop putting roofies in women’s drinks.

[Anonymous No.14919274]

>>14919149
Need sauce on girl

[Anonymous No.14919399]

>>14919274
ella hollywood on pornhub

[Anonymous No.14920163]

>>14918467
protect your gf anon don't post her here

[Anonymous No.14920166]

>>14918997
We’re dating

[Anonymous No.14920436]

>>14920166
Post more couple pics cuties

[Anonymous No.14920455]

>>14920166
Nice, hopefully she is a keeper

[Anonymous No.14920471]

>>14918459
id on pants?

[Anonymous No.14920508]

>>14918434
>be 30
>look like you could be a dad
>be aggressively dominant
>have drugs
>have "college but dates highschool freshmen" vibe
Most importantly be more "mature" than guys her age and by that I mean have more than minimum wage money, have a car and live on your own

[Anonymous No.14920512]

>>14918973
They dye their hair because art hoe is just emo/scene for girls born after 1998