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14906295 No.14906295 [Reply] [Original]

Why do bald guys almost always grow a beard? Having both a clean shaven bald head and a clean shaven face is much more /fa/.

>> No.14906378

Mr. Clean.

>> No.14906382
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>> No.14906672

>>14906382
Coomer has a beard. It's short, but it is still there.

>> No.14907060

>>14906295
pups

>> No.14907365

>>14907060
bump

>> No.14907369

>>14906295
Shut up Jesus Christ you’re so fucking annoying

>> No.14907390

>>14907369
Don't ever talk to me like that again.

>> No.14907396

>>14906295
Misguided cope. Just because you can beard doesn’t mean you should always.

>> No.14907399

>>14906295
igor can’t grow a beard

>> No.14907402

>>14907399
What makes you say that

>> No.14907403

>>14907399
Maybe Igor doesn't wanna look haggard and older than he is?

>> No.14907407

>>14906295
a nice beard is a nice beard

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>> No.14907418
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I could grow a beard if I got a wife

>> No.14907425

>>14906295
Doesn't increased DHT cause male pattern baldness but also encourage facial hair growth? So people who go bald early are likely able to grow good facial hair

>> No.14907424

>>14906295
>Why do bald guys almost always grow a beard?
Because it detracts attention form the bald head and toward the facial hair.

>> No.14907450
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>>14907424
It looks stupid though, and every bald millennial faggot does it now, so it makes you look like a boring drone.

>> No.14907456

>>14907402
igor has not even attempted to grow a beard at all the whole time he has been here. only short patchy stubble.

>> No.14907459

>>14907450
facial hair is more than binary

you have a baby face dont you

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>> No.14907469
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even Stallone has pretty onions facial hair

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>> No.14907477
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I had a decent beard when I was on methadone and never exercised, my test levels were rock bottom

>> No.14907481

>>14907459
>you have a baby face dont you
No.
But my point is that being bald with a clean shaven face is a much more striking and interesting appearance than being just another bald cuck with a beard.

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>> No.14907490

>>14907481
>looking like everyone else
>interesting
hmmm

>> No.14907514
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fellow kids

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>> No.14907530

>>14907490
But very few bald millennials have a clean shaven face.

>> No.14907576

>>14907530
see
>>14907483
>>14907514
>>14907520

>> No.14907600

>>14907576
Wearing a baseball cap looks stupid and makes you look like some 19 year old faggot in college.

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>>14906382

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>>14907749
based johnny sins

>> No.14908142

>>14906295
Beards are almost ALWAYS compensating for something.

>> No.14908909

>>14907425
True, but it's still a choice to keep the beard or not

>> No.14909166
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Bald/stache is the true path.

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Beards. What vibe are you going for? Hippie or militant?
Hippie: OK, you do you.
Viking: pretentious, cringe. That Bilzerian tier

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>>14909244
unless you are actual warrior

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>>14907514
>>14907520
Igor, you're legit coocoo crazy my man i love you

>> No.14909318

I am a maniac

>> No.14909319

but not really

>> No.14909651
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>>14909281
Based

>> No.14909656

>>14907520
hat cope

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>>14909656
Yes

>> No.14909692

>>14909689
you could land a plane on that massive forehead and refuel it with all that oil.

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>> No.14909702

>>14909699
Number of days since someone says something mean about igor and igor then turns thread into a shitty selfie dump
0

>> No.14909707

>>14909702
Who cares? It was a shit thread to start with, you faggot.

>> No.14909708

>>14909702
It turned into Igor shitting on you as per usual

>> No.14909715

>>14909707
mad because bald
>>14909708
wow igor wore a grey long sleeve and a hat. very impressive

>> No.14909718

>>14909715
Do you think I care? Eat shit bitch

>> No.14909721

>>14909708
He's showing bald pride because you dissed his chrome dome

>> No.14909722

>>14909718
you cared enough to post your feelings in a thread about being bald.
may any man you know have baldness.

>> No.14909753

Because the dildo with ears look just isn't that great.

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>>14906295
More generally, how come every faggot since like 2006 has been going for a muscular and bearded look, like they want to be dwarves or something?

A tall, slender build with a clean shaven face like an elf is far more aesthetically pleasing than that dwarf faggotry.

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Pretty drunk right now, just remember, I am not into joking https://v.ylilauta.org/e5/3a5b08f1.m4a

>> No.14910048

bye losers

>> No.14910052

You won't see me again, I shit on your eyes
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