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GENTLEMEN!

>> No.14861517
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>>14861498
yes, master?

>> No.14861565

IF YOU WANNA PICK UP THE SPICY SENORITAS THEN YOU NEED TO USE TIEGE HANLEY

>> No.14861652
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GENTLEMEN. There are two kinds of dudes in this world; BORING nerds who just sit around and look at porn, and SEXY STYLISH NINJAS who make all the spicy senoritas go LO-COOOO! Today I'm going over FIVE TIPS to make sure YOU fall into the latter category.

Number one: Chelsea boots.
A good pair of boots is, in my opinion, the NUMBER ONE way to up your style game and take your outfit to the next level.
Your footwear is always the first thing women notice, so do yourself a favor and pick up a pair of suede chelseas. They're SLEEK, they're SEXY, and you can combine them with all kinds of outfits.

Number two: A cool watch.
A wristwatch is one of the few pieces of jewelry a man can wear, and it makes you seem more responsible. Say hi to this little number from today's video sponsor: VINCERO. Look at this; a high-grade quartz chronograph with THIRTY METERS of water resistance and interchangeable straps. And best of all, it's AFFORDABLE LUXURY, so you're getting a great product without breaking the bank.

Number three: A BADASS leather jacket.
Nothing says "bad boy" like a black leather jacket. It builds up your shoulders, it makes your waist seem slimmer, and it conjures up images of old-timey fighter pilots. If you're one of those DORKS who doesn't have leather jacket already, WHAT are you doing?

Number four: slim fit. Slim Fit. SLIM FIT!
Nobody likes big baggy clothing. It's a dated look that screams "I don't know what I'm doing". So skip the loose fit and go SLIM to show off your shapely sexy stylish body. Remember gentlemen, unless it's skintight, it's way too big and you need to pick a smaller size.

Number five: Subscribe to the AlphaM YouTube channel.
WHOOAAAATT? You knew this was coming. It should have been number one, but I decided to spice things up a bit. One of the keys to being SUPER STYLISH is staying up to date with the latest information, so SMASH that subscribe button down there and you'll never miss a new video.

>> No.14861655
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GENTLEMEN. Wristwatches are, in my OPINION, one of the few pieces of jewelry a man can wear. They add some extra "oomph" to an outfit and send a subtle signal that you're punctual and responsible. HOWEVER, there are TONS of overpriced watches out there, especially if you start looking at more high-end brands. But as you know, Alpha's here to find YOU the best deals on SLEEK SEXY STYLISH products...

So feast your eyes on this little number from today's video sponsor: VINCERO. Look at this - a HIGH-GRADE Japanese quartz chronograph with THIRTY METERS of water resistance and interchangeable straps. And here's the kicker: it only costs 150 bucks, so you're getting a premium timepiece without breaking the bank.
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Guys, there's a link down in the description; it will take you to the OFFICIAL AlphaM collection curated by yours truly. And make sure you use the promo code "Alpha20" to get TWENTY PERCENT off your first purchase.

>> No.14861659

>>14861652
Fuck Chelsea boots check my dubs they trump yours

>> No.14861666
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I know man! Bitches be like daaamn are THOSE Enemy™ sunglasses?!?
Enemy™ shades come in all kinds of colors: black, brown, light brown, and translucent. And all of them are just $99.99 if you hit the link down below! WHOOAT?! Before you know it, your girl will be texting all her friends about how AWESOME and DANGEROUS ya look.

You can dress 'em UP and you can dress 'em DOWN.
Enemy™ shades are TIMELESS, so you can wear them with anything and look SUPER STYLISH.
Wear 'em with a suit. With jeans and a Henley. With SHORTS and BOAT SHOES.
With Enemy™, you'll look SUPER FUNKY FRESH every single time!

>> No.14861671
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>''My man Antonio, ladies and gentlemen''

>''OK! SO you ready my man?''

>''Ready whe you are alpha'' *unzip pants*

>''Haha dude look at that MANHOOD, gees Antonio, why you making me feel all beta and insecure about myself in front of all my viewer, with my little peepee, I can't possible compare with that...Haha nah just messing with you people....shall we begin?''

*goes down on knees*

>''First thing a gentleman should NEVER do when sucking a dick, is going all in and chok at once, THIS IS NOT A HOT DOG EATING CONTEST PEOPLE!''

>''You grab it and jerk it firmly *jerks dick* see how I move my hand? make sure it become big and hard''

>Second thing you do.....OH FUCK IT *SLURP* GLUGG* *MMMMMM*

>> No.14861724

Reminder: his advice is meant for pajeets and the masses in middle america who still wear full cut blue jeans.

>> No.14861841
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>>14861659
>check my dubs


>>14861666
Absolutely based

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>>14861671

>> No.14861960

>>14861652
i can hear him

>> No.14862480
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>> No.14862494

>>14861498
male equivalent of basic bitch

>> No.14862643
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>> No.14862647
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>> No.14862689

gentlemen, i think i've found the greatest brand of all time
https://www.vqfit.com/

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New Alpha, FUCKERS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kjice2qW3M

>> No.14863324

>>14862647
jesus lol

>> No.14863325

>>14861655
cuts out the middle man by dropshipping it to your house straight from alixpress

>> No.14863338

Post his wife.
I still think "Real Mens Style" is even worse. Literal conman.

>> No.14863349
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>>14863338

>> No.14863355

>>14863349
>dress like shit
>attract shit

>> No.14863385

>>14863323
He is funny

>> No.14863646

>>14863355
To be fair, the guy is like 45. She might have been cute once.

>> No.14864479

>>14862480
I get that this is a shitpost, but
>100% authentic, expressed his true self through fashion
>Wears the H&M starterpack

>> No.14864482

>>14863338
>I still think "Real Mens Style" is even worse.
At least he
Doesn't get stuck in the SEXcore rut
Has some decent advice
Isn't nearly as obnoxious
>Literal conman
I didn't hear about that. What did he do?

>> No.14864487

>>14861517
SIIIUUUUUUUUUU

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>>14861652
Chelsea boots is cool though

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>>14864482
>Just made this post defending RMRS
>Go to the RMRS website
>The first article I click on starts with a paragraph about how it's sponsored by Vincero
WHY DOES THIS ONE SHITTY WATCH BRAND SEEM TO OWN EVERY NORMIE FASHION ADVICE E-CELEB?

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>>14864494

>> No.14864501

>>14863323
>Tips
Ey what a cuck

>> No.14864566

>>14863349
Dude is a total chump, but I think he could have done better.

>> No.14864637

What kind of people watch his videos?

>> No.14864659

>>14864637
A mix of pajeets, and fashion illiterate white guys who think wearing the "right" clothes will get them laid. The same guys who wore a gallon of Axe body spray in middle school because they actually believed the ads that said women would chase them if they wore it.

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>>14861498
Is It Time For SEX, Kings?

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>>14864673
It Is Always Time For SEX

>> No.14864677

>>14864659
Pajeets from the West or Pajeets from India?

>> No.14864683

>>14864677
Yes.

>> No.14864961

>>14863646
With that jaw she was never cute

>> No.14865739

>>14861652
You forgot about Tiege Hanley face moisturizer

>> No.14865765

>>14864683
we should just start calling people who watch alpha M western pajeets

>> No.14865798

>>14864673
This makes me irrationally angry

>> No.14865897

>>14864494
True

>> No.14865984
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>>14861498
BEHOLD!

>> No.14865988

>>14861498
How much of a turbomanlet is this guy? He looks like he's around 5'3" at best.

>> No.14865995

>>14861652
>Chelsea boots
not
>Driving Mocs
Do you even watch his channel for accurate memeage?

That aside, I had a pretty sizeable kek

>> No.14866002

>>14864673
I love this shit, lol

>> No.14866019
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It was better when he began in 2010

>> No.14866155

>>14866019
Agreed, he was much better suited for the times then

>> No.14866457

>>14864482
>go to RMRS video on winter shoes advice
>every shoe recommended is from Thursday Boots
Bro, RMRS is all blatant shilling these days.

>> No.14866737

>>14861652
the vincero ad isn't long enough, but otherwise it's pretty good

>> No.14866767

>>14864566
>>14863349
yeah wtf isn't he rich at least? how the hell

>> No.14866852

>>14861498
Kirby Alison and Sven Schneider are the true gentleman chads, and Hugo Jacomet is Thad

>> No.14866964

tiege and hanley

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>>14864673
>HERA

wtf lol

>> No.14867003

>>14862643
>>14862647
Did we ever find out why he has a permanent shit stain in his eye ball?

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>>14865995
It's supposed to be a list of SEXcore staples. AlphaM does talk about driving mocs all the time, but chelseas are the archetypal SEX shoe.

>>14866737
Character limit my man. That pasta was originally longer, but had to be trimmed down to fit into a single 4chan post.

>>14867003
It's some kind of weird pigmentation error.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNvA_cVB1QY (skip to 15:15)

>> No.14868217

>>14861671
How short is Antonio lmao

>> No.14868225
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GENTLEMEN!

BAD BOY VIBES!

>> No.14868230

>>14868217
He claims to be 5'9.

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>>14864494
for women

>> No.14868711

>>14868230
hes italian isn't he? hes probably like 5'5"

>> No.14868720

>>14864487
*TSUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.14868721

>>14868230
there is about a 0% chance he is 5'9.

>> No.14868929

>>14861498
does anyone actually follow this manlet? He's just a goblin with an annoying voice who is always trying to shill you worthless shit.

>> No.14869088

>>14868230
No he doesn't. He has said he is 5'6 in multiple videos

>> No.14869278

>>14868225
>tfw too beta to fish out my own turds

>> No.14869705

>>14868711
>>14868721
>>14869088
I was referring to Antonio the RMRS guy, not AlphaM. The latter is 5'6.

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GENTLEMEN, here are four tips to absolutely ROCK a goatee next summer. we all know that beards instantly add to your look, i mean who DOESNT? but they can get hot and sweaty in the summer so im here to bring you the best of BOTH worlds, the goatee. before we get into the video, id like to say a word about our sponsor, dollar shave club. they offer great razors at absolutely in-sane prices, all to keep you lookin' fresh. if you go to dollar shave club dot com slash alpha 10, you get 10 percent off on your first order. now back to the video, here are the five things you need to do to look like a bad boy this summer. thing ONE, keep it trimmed yo, nothing looks worse than an ungroomed goatee, and all it takes it going over to our sponsor and getting you some razors. thing numero DOS, thin out your moustache; noting looks more badass, or makes you look as COOL and CRISP as a nice big gap between your upper lip and mustache. bad boy goatee tip NUMBER THREE, shave your entire chin. nothing looks worse than too much hair on your chin, and idealy you want none. your goatee should end at the tip of your chin. number four, accessorise. yeh, yu heard me, that spicy senorita youve been lookin at? put in some earrings with your goatee and she will fall head over HEELS for you. well these have been my five tips for you, like and subscribe, and next week tune in to see my dress generic dude #34 for SEXcess.

>> No.14869731

>>14863349
Gets me every time

>> No.14869802

Is Alpha M the most insecure human being on the planet?

>> No.14869813

followed his advice, went from virgin to virgin in a week

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Oh,hey dude what's up?

>> No.14869862

>>14869813
you don't get to fuck senoritas if you don't buy his hair products

>> No.14870022

>>14861652
BONUS ROUND:
Child.
Pornography.
You need to up your CP game, if you want those sexy lolitas to know you're down to clown.
And I hear you saying now:
>ALPHA! I read loli hentai all the time, isn't that enough

Let me tell you it really isn't. What you need is the REAL DEAL!

>> No.14870029

>>14869802
how so?

>> No.14870068

What is considered SEX core and why is so hated?

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>>14869853
holy shit what the fuck is this abomination holy fuck

>> No.14870847

>>14868567
That bitch could put an eye out with her fucking collarbones

>> No.14870891

>>14863349
he knows Axl Rose??!?

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>>14870891
10/10, lel'd in real IRL life.

>> No.14870894

>>14863323
that grey suede bomber... ugh