/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.14840445]

asymmetric gang rise up.
>tfw bent nose

[Anonymous No.14840453]

>>14840445
>tfw drool in my sleep because my mouth is lopsided as fuck
I have a nice smile that people tell me has character (in part also because I have a fairly big front gap), but I'm sick to death of waking up with a pool of spittle on my pillow. Any ideas?

[Anonymous No.14840456]

FUCK YOU, this message was brought to you by symmetric gang

[Anonymous No.14840468]

crooked nose here too

[Anonymous No.14840588]

>tfw one eye is a bit more closed than the other
>tfw /fa/ always thinks you are a tranny
>tfw tried to commit suicide yesterday

Sorry, I just needed to vent

[Anonymous No.14840604]

>>14840588
im happy you didnt do it honestly.
im sure you'll find something cool to do thats not suicide ASAP (no stress tho it can take time, but remember you've got all the time in the world since the worst thing that can happen is you die)

[Anonymous No.14840605]

>>14840588
Some might be mean to you on here anon, but just know we're always here for you and would never want you to do anything to hurt yourself. Remember what french philosopher EM Cioran says about suicide– the idea of suicide, properly considered, is precisely that which allows us to keep going. It gives us the certainty that, no matter now bleak or predetermined your life might seem, there is always a way for you to claw back some autonomy in the face of the most profound struggles. Entertaining the prospect is what gives us the courage to carry on. But suicide as an act itself is a cowardly, miserable little thing, so please take good care of yourself

[Anonymous No.14840611]

>>14840588
>tfw /fa/ always thinks you are a tranny
how much of a faggot do you have to look like to be called a tranny, all of /fa/ looks no test compared to even the average numale

[Anonymous No.14840675]

>>14840588
You're on the wrong board buddy.

Come join gym with me. The only place that will make you genuinely feel good about yourself.

[Anonymous No.14840790]

>>14840611
Lift weights bulk until you dont look like petite girl.

[Anonymous No.14840795]

>>14840790
you'll always look like a faggot, how you look is determined by both prenatal testosterone and testosterone during puberty

[Anonymous No.14840886]

>>14840445
based asymmetric poster. my facial features are 'symmetrical' but oriented at a slight diagonal relative to my face shape and hairline

[Anonymous No.14840889]

>one side of my face is a little lower like based Rick
Only problem is my glasses are always crooked

[Anonymous No.14840996]

>>14840445
>tfw one eye/eyebrow is slightly lower than the other
>tfw jaw is slightly off centre
>tfw sharper looking face from the left side than the right side (different cheekbones?)

[L Lawliet !!jIcPNMSVBL3 No.14841054]

>>14840445
>Balkan nig*er nose
>>14840588
Kys tranny

[Anonymous No.14841202]

>>14841054
Hello its me. Do you remember?


Also no bully you faggot. You look like a tranny yourself.

[L Lawliet !!jIcPNMSVBL3 No.14841248]

>>14841202
I am guessing if youre back you didnt get gf?

[Anonymous No.14841257]

>>14841248
I never got a gf. Hehe.
Im in uni every day and in the gym.

[L Lawliet !!jIcPNMSVBL3 No.14841278]

>>14841257
Why dont you get one?

[Anonymous No.14841280]

tfw asymmetric jaw

is there any option to fix it that isn't $1trillion or whatever the going rate is in america

[Anonymous No.14841339]

>>14841280

Only surgery, i'm planning on getting some serious surgery done double jaw surgery and rhinoplasty etc

[Anonymous No.14841374]

>>14840588
There is no "trying" you either did it or you didn't. You just wanted another line in your sob story to justify your shitty behavior. How about you stop smoking weed and taking xanax and work harder because things don't get easier after college unless you set yourself up for success through internships.

[Anonymous No.14841390]

>>14840445
yeah my nose is slanted it doesn't go down in a straight line. i try to push it lol but i think it doesn't do anything

[Anonymous No.14841936]

one eye higher than the other, uneven jaw, crooked teeth. But isn't so bad, I'm probably average in looks.

[Anonymous No.14841947]

one of my ears is higher up on my head than the other. it makes all glasses look crooked on my face.

[Anonymous No.14842536]

>>14840445
My eyes are kinda asymmetrical, I got hit in the face by the stakes of a soccer flag when I was like 14 or 15, not sure if the stitches & such caused it or I was always kinda like that.

[Anonymous No.14842540]

>>14840453
Get some micropore tape and tape your mouth closed when you go to sleep. Breathing through your nose is way better for your health & shit and once you get into habit you can stop using the tape