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>6'3
>perfect hairline
>strong chin/jawline
>potato nose
I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE GOD DAMN IT

>> No.14707998

>>14707997
that's the cheapest and easiest to fix out of all of those

>> No.14708006

>>14707997
I think you sound cute. Jim from the office kind of shit.

But really, you probably look normal. If anything, be happy about your hairline/jawline desu.

>> No.14708030

>>14707997
spends too much time looking at the mirror-core

>> No.14708134

>>14708030
actually, my nose is so big and round that it is in my field of vision at all times.

>> No.14708140

>>14708134
Post face

>> No.14708145

>>14708140
no im very paranoid when it comes to posting my face on this site, even if i blur out eyes or whatever

>> No.14708167

>>14708145
cringe

>> No.14708239

>>14708145
pussy. ive posted my face multiple times accross multiple boards, nothing bad has ever come out of it.

>> No.14708253

>>14708134
Everyone's nose is in their field of vision retard, it's just that the brain filters it away unless you're autistic

>> No.14708257

>>14708253
does that mean if you got a big snooze you will have a limited field of view but be unaware about it?

>> No.14708323
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>>14707997
>sharp jawline
>normal nose
>green eyes
>full head of hair
>5'7
The pain never ends bros

>> No.14708612

this is the most stupid shit I read here, people saying they would be perfect if it wasnt for their nose

if you are actually handsome your nose does not matter at all. most girls like big noses and big noses look masculine. just wake up and admit to yourself your whole face is ugly m8

>> No.14708618

>>14708612
>big noses look masculine
big nose can work if it has a good shape but potato noses are always ugly

>> No.14708622
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14708622

>>14707997
>>14708323
>strong jawline
>6'2
>normal nose
>blue eyes
>balding

>> No.14708634

https://discord.gg/9T2Uhxe yep

>> No.14708693

>>14708239
Someone is masturbating to your picture right now

>> No.14708696

>>14708323
my bf is the same, down to the eye colour
girls and guys alike find him very attractive :)
height isn't a huge deal unless ur under 5'5"

>> No.14708699

>>14708693
so?

>> No.14709443

>>14708693
People masturbate to thoughts of an attractive person they saw, or someone they know, all the time.

>> No.14709575

>>14708257
yeah

>> No.14709578

>>14708622
you're only fucked over by balding if you're in your 20s or early 30s, by middle age it is more accepted and the other traits will overshadow it

>> No.14709601

>>14708693
i wonder if a girl sometimes wants to hold my hand

>> No.14709800

>>14707997
I feel your pain except with a nose people confuse for Jewish.

>> No.14709835

can you describe what's supposed to be a "potato nose"? thanks

>> No.14709846

>>14709601
spoiler alert

no

>> No.14709959

>>14707997
I'm even more unlucky than you, OP.

>Great face
>Strong jaw with no underhang
>Good beard genetics too.
>No balding
>Perfect teeth
>Really good physical fitness (slightly bigger build than what you get if you google ottermode, around 8% bodyfat and I don't even work out)
>6'1"
>Very broad shoulders but narrow hips


BUT

AND THIS IS A BIG FUCKING BUT

>Was 150lbs overweight as a teenager
>had big manboobs (easily a C cup)
>After losing that weight, my pecs have saggy flaps of skin that hang down about 2 inches off the end
>My nipples are stretched out and are probably bigger than your average pepperoni slice, probably closer to salami sized.
>Poorfag so I can't afford the skin reduction surgery

My fiancee of 3 years has never seen me shirtless. I told her I have body dysmorphia and she believes it. I wear those super tight workout compression shirts under everything I wear, 24/7, only take them off to shower. Kill me.

>> No.14709988
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>>14709959
Just to better explain my situation. I have saggy tiddies like the guy on the left, while having the body of the guy on the right.

This is how I am 100% sure there is no god.

>> No.14709997

>>14709959
>>14709988
>>Really good physical fitness (slightly bigger build than what you get if you google ottermode, around 8% bodyfat and I don't even work out)

yea that pic on the right is very far from what you mentioned

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14710005

Am I being too paranoid about my nose?

>> No.14710006

>>14709997
well, forgive me then, the picture is close to the build I have. Only real difference is my lats aren't flared that wide.

And, you know, the tiddies.

>> No.14710010

>>14710005
Your nose is fine. I'd be more concerned about not wearing camouflage and the gross sweat stained hat if I were you.

>> No.14710023

>>14710010
I’m aiming for white trash aesthetic I think it’s gonna be the next big thing (I also I dip cope and drink Busch light)

>> No.14710025

>>14710023
You do you then I guess. I'm fairly certain it wont be the next big thing but so long as you're enjoying yourself no harm done.

>> No.14710042
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>one chance at life
<be ugly

what did I do to deserve this

>> No.14710150

>>14708612
>most girls like big noses
hahahahahhahahahahahahalolthefuckno
it's your money ezra, not your nose

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>>14707997

>> No.14710205

>>14708030
This

>> No.14710211

>>14710005
Literally nothing wrong retard

>> No.14710217

>>14707997
If you really feel that bad just get a rhinoplasty, there is a reason literally every celebrity has had one

>> No.14710218

>>14710023
>I’m aiming for white trash aesthetic I think it’s gonna be the next big thing (I also I dip cope and drink Busch light)
trend dressing is retarded

>> No.14711338

>>14708622
>6 foot
>great muscle genetics
>work out once and look like Zyzz
>hair gone by 21

I'm destined to be Vin Diesel

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>>14708323
>>14708622
>strong jawline
>normal nose
>nice thick hair
>blue eyes
>5`8
is it time to end it?

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>>14707997
>>14708323
>>14708622
>>14709959
>>14710042
>>14711338
>>14712413
You faggots forgot to post your dick size :/

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>>14712413
you sound like harry on garden rescue