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14684810 No.14684810 [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>hairlet
>manager at my job site
>job requires me to wear a suit
>my lazy employees see me approach one day
>I just about hear them comment:
>"oh shit, Hitman's coming, look alive"
fuck that game

>> No.14684866

>>14684810
Your co-workers are ruthless lol.

>> No.14684870

>>14684810
why not steer into the skid? It's kind of funny and badass. What's wrong with looking like Agent 47?

>> No.14684909

>>14684810
There are worse things than looking like Hitman.

>> No.14684913

>>14684810
Hahaha

>> No.14685005

>>14684810
Fuck. This motherfucker looks like fucking Agent 47 and still complains.

>> No.14685011

>>14685005
This. What even is the problem OP? Embrace the aesthetic

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>>14684810

>> No.14685059
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>>14684810
hitman is alpha as fuck, that's a compliment

if you even remotely resemble agent 47 consider yourself blessed

>> No.14685092

based

>> No.14685135

>>14684810
>hitmans coming, look alive

Lol

>> No.14685138

Hilarious but agent 47 is a good looking dude so you were complimented honestly

>> No.14685683

I don’t see the problem here OP

>> No.14685690

Next time CC and let the pistol do the talking

>> No.14685764

lol when I worked security at the casinos my black suit/white shirt/maroon tie combo would get people calling me hitman. I thought it was cool lol idk I have hair tho

>> No.14686511

Sounds nice to me you probably look intimidating thats pretty cool

>> No.14686514

>>14684870
>>14684909
>>14685005
>>14685011
>>14685047
>>14685059
>>14685138
>>14686511
they weren't saying he was handsome and badass they were making fun of him for being bald you dumb fucks

>> No.14686654

>>14686514
>not flipping the script and owning it
Never gonna make it.

>> No.14686660

>>14686654
>just act as chad and you will become one
dont do this, it will backfire

>> No.14686669

>>14686660
>chad
There is no chad, only you.

>> No.14687079

>>14686514
stop being insecure and start acting like a man

>> No.14687083

>>14686514
>ha that's a good one man, I do look like agent 47 today *strikes a serious gun pose* so hows everyone today?

>> No.14687149

insecure-core

>> No.14687158

>>14686660
Tried to be a chad once did ya

Haha a nightcore listening weeb giving advice on how to be a chad, only on fucking 4channel

>> No.14687232

>>14684810
>>"oh shit, Hitman's coming, look alive"
Holy shit that's funny

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make finger guns and pretend to kill them blood splatter and all or tell them to shut the fuck up

>> No.14687247

>>14684810
At least they weren't boomers who called you Dr. Evil, anon

>> No.14687434

>>14686514
well then clearly he needs to get buff as fuck and never ever fucking smile just to fuck with them