Why would you do this

[UnpopularTripfag No.14549515]

[Buster No.14549525]

>>14549515
I use to bathe in the waters of Chesapeake bay and roll in the sands of the outer banks just to get my denim to be pretty

[Anonymous No.14549650]

>>14549515
Nigger why are you making this thread again? For fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.14549817]

>>14549515
What is going on here?

[Anonymous No.14549920]

>>14549525
dmv swag

[Anonymous No.14550226]

>>14549515
Why would you soak your jeans in a year's worth of your piss bottles?

[Anonymous No.14550229]

>>14550226
It's starch turning the water yellow..

[Anonymous No.14550239]

That's ammonia. It gives the jeans a nice stonewash finish you can't purchase from the store. I found it to be the best stonewash. Do *not* ventilate. It ruins everything. You must stay in the room to slightly agitate the water every 30 seconds. Do it for about 1 hour and 30 minutes, twice in only 1 day. I know you punks out there love that distressed acid wash vibe at the knee. For that you need a little bleach added to the ammonia applied with a little old basting brush on each kneecap area of the pant.

[Anonymous No.14550245]

>>14549525
Why though? How could that possibly affect the denim in any significant way?

[Anonymous No.14550254]

>>14549525
Bro, cut to the chase and skip all the extra exercise. Do go swimming in the chesapeake bay though (fresh air exercise and remineralize the body we were once sea creatures eat algae).

long story short
bleach+vinegar+ammonia=done

[Anonymous No.14550288]

>>14550239
And don't forget to close every window and door, so the air doesn't come in, retards

[Anonymous No.14550311]

helps get rid of lice.

[Anonymous No.14550339]

>>14550288
Also to add to your points, you should get a little hydrogen peroxide in for the washed look, then wash that off with acetone.
upon finishing you should dry it in the heat, ovens are best suited. make sure you stand next to it for the hole 30 minutes, otherwise you might miss the perfect spot to take out

[Anonymous No.14551769]

you know you can just put them in the washing machine right?

[Anonymous No.14551793]

>>14550239
>>14550254
>>14550288
>>14550339

[Anonymous No.14551803]

>>14550239
Nigga why are you trying to literally kill people

[Anonymous No.14551807]

>>14551769
why would you do that

[Anonymous No.14551809]

>>14549515
reminds me of that time i filled a bathtub with piss and reddit immortalized my thread

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/2vnlqw/the_day_a_robot_emptied_his_pissjugs_to_his_bath/