Alt-Chad guide

[Anonymous No.14411885]

I became an alt chad over a couple of months, I'm finally getting arthoe pussy. Ask me anything

Pic is me

[Anonymous No.14411888]

>>14411885
This girl let me fuck her raw the other day, i hope i didn't get aids

[Anonymous No.14411896]

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[Anonymous No.14411901]

>>14411899
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[Anonymous No.14411902]

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[Anonymous No.14411903]

Imagine changing your entire persona just to appeal to a certain demographic of women who are easy to hook up with regardless. I've gotten chlamydia not once, not twice, but three times from three different art hoes. Don't go in raw dude, especially if she asks you to. Be careful out there, and don't lose who you are just to impress these hoes. Looking good btw, nice frames. Subpar asian.

[Anonymous No.14411905]

fucking ugly gooks doesnt make you a chad niggatron, it doesnt make you an alt chad either

[Anonymous No.14411907]

>>14411885
How many times have you caught chlamydia?

[Anonymous No.14411910]

>>14411905
cope

[Anonymous No.14411911]

>>14411907
>chlamydia
I'm still clean but i will be no taking any chances from now on

[Anonymous No.14411913]

>throwing up a b
Faker

[Anonymous No.14411915]

>>14411905
Lmao
I was invited by a white cuck like you to fuck his gf while he watched

[Anonymous No.14411920]

>>14411885
>chad

yikes

[Anonymous No.14411921]

>>14411903
I have always been a very bland autistic person fashion side. I using looks as a way to express my self and let people know what i'm into. It's easier to get closer to people

[Anonymous No.14411929]

>>14411920
Chad is a mindset
you mad come at me bro

[Anonymous No.14411936]

Tfw my "peers" are committing their entire life to hedonism and whoredom and I have a fiance and work on my tiny house at 22

[Anonymous No.14411940]

>>14411936
its fine eveyrone should do whatever they want

>>14411929
nah chad a synonym with "the most successful looks in the planet". you are a nigger, honestly i dont think you will ever have a lasting relationship because of the better men out there people know very well niggers are not for that

[Anonymous No.14411946]

>>14411915
you legit sound like a 12 year old trying to compete with people online on a fashion board

having different style doesn't make you have girls, social status, reputation and personality do

[Anonymous No.14411947]

>>14411936
that is fucking gay

[Anonymous No.14411951]

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[Anonymous No.14411952]

>>14411951
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[Anonymous No.14411953]

>>14411936
thats no a life i aspire to
good luck

[Anonymous No.14411958]

>>14411946
dont take people seriously on a taiwanese image board
fashion is only one of the stats that i'm working on, the triforce will be completed soon

[Anonymous No.14411961]

>>14411936
Oldest Chad move there is

[Anonymous No.14411964]

>>14411936
I think what OP is doing is retarded, but thinking you're any better isn't rational. You're only 22 and settled down with somebody, what the fuck are you doing? I'm 25 and can't imagine dating someone for longer than a few months. You have your whole life to be old and domestic. Now is the time to have fun and experience life to the fullest. Take the yolo pill.

[Anonymous No.14411966]

>>14411940
cope
White girls are always asking me to make mix babies
you should fix your women

[Anonymous No.14411970]

bro shes like a 7 at best from that photo
+ its prob her only good photo
+ shes prob hiding some real deformities with the flower and hair
im guessing shes a 5 IRL, how does this make you a chad

[Anonymous No.14411971]

>>14411885
what's alt-chad

[Anonymous No.14411978]

>>14411885
Grow your hair out a 3-5 inches on the top, so you can style it, get contacts, then maybe you'll look semi-chad

[Anonymous No.14411981]

>>14411970
no bullying
she was no that bad for an asian chick

[Anonymous No.14411984]

>>14411978
i was planning on taking the buzz pill

[Anonymous No.14411992]

>>14411971
>alt-chad
Can eboys and softbois be consider alt-chads?

[Anonymous No.14411993]

>>14411966
you will never get any quality women all you get is our left over women or literal whores.

[Anonymous No.14411995]

>>14411984
Don't, take the guidopill instead (but with wax instead of gel)

[Anonymous No.14411998]

>>14411993
I wont let stats to determine my life
there are always outliers anon

[Anonymous No.14412000]

>>14411995
>guidopill
any examples?
I have been out of fa/ for a while

[Anonymous No.14412002]

>>14411885
How did you achieve such a feat? Where did you start, in terms of social skills and looks?

[Anonymous No.14412003]

>>14411992
all i have are docs and listening to hardcore am i an alt virgin?

[Anonymous No.14412006]

>>14411885
being fashionable and attractive is only half the battle. most of us are too fucking autistic to pull any kind of pussy it doesnt fucking matter what we wear

[Anonymous No.14412007]

w2c tees like that

[Anonymous No.14412009]

>>14412002
i was a depressed shy guy but then i became a ironic yolo nihilist
i used to wear full metalhead school shooter outfit in hs, now i'm a little less cringy

[Anonymous No.14412019]

>>14412007
it's just an over side Gildan t-shirt
worn out t-shirt

[Sieg No.14412020]

>>14411885
Keep your nigger dick out of white or Asian girls

[Anonymous No.14412021]

>>14412003
try to wear things to let people know that you are into hardcore
hangout with hardcore kids and sooner or later you will make it
we are all gonna make it

[Anonymous No.14412025]

>>14412006
you need to embrace autism
be weird and ironic
get into social circles where you know you have a chance and you will get pussy

[Anonymous No.14412026]

>>14412020
it's too late
they all cum when i stab them with my bbc

[Anonymous No.14412138]

>>14411915
i think you look good and i wish you the best in future pussy slayings, but

shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.14412271]

>>14411888
Degenerates like you belong on a cross

[Anonymous No.14412328]

>>14411964
>Now is the time to have fun and experience life to the fullest
That's what he's doing. Not wasting any time on things that are temporary pleasure, building family early on to be a young healthy parent and live to see grand-grandkids in the 90's.

[Anonymous No.14412329]

>>14411910
cope

[Anonymous No.14412333]

You look bad and your skin is awful.
>alt Chad
So putting on a baggy tshirt and glasses?

[Anonymous No.14412380]

>>14411885

[Anonymous No.14412398]

>>14411885
how did you become an alt chad?
im black also but my autismo scares them away
pic related me

[Anonymous No.14412409]

>>14411885
>self proclaimed Chad
My sides... It hurts... Hahahahahhahaha... Stop...

[Anonymous No.14412411]

Why does a minority getting success with woman *and* bragging about it, bring all the racist white boys crawling out of the woodwork?

[Anonymous No.14412413]

>>14412398
I have been compiling advice from /fa

[Anonymous No.14412417]

cringy artificial tongue positioning

[Anonymous No.14412420]

>>14412413
damn it im 5'10
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.14412424]

>>14412420
me too
you dont have to check all the boxes

[Anonymous No.14412426]

>>14412409
believing you are chad is all you need anon

[Anonymous No.14412428]

>>14411998
I actually like your attitude

[Anonymous No.14412435]

>>14411888
trips of truth, congratulation anon now you know how sex feels

[Anonymous No.14412434]

>>14412424
should i buy some glasses like op's?

[Anonymous No.14412436]

>>14411885
ive been hanging with many art hoes and for some reason stealing stuff from places (houses, stores and supermarkets), cocaine usage and my habit of reading makes them desperate for cock

[Anonymous No.14412439]

>>14412434
Fix your skin first

[Anonymous No.14412443]

>>14412439
bet

[Anonymous No.14412444]

>>14412426
>Just beeyourself
lmao

[Anonymous No.14412450]

>>14412444
What phenotype is Rick?

[Anonymous No.14412453]

>>14411992
add
"having no job"

[Anonymous No.14412454]

>>14412450

[Anonymous No.14412455]

>>14412434
Know what suits your face shape first.

[Anonymous No.14412456]

>>14411885
same here mate - shit is easy

[Anonymous No.14412457]

>>14412450
Classic Mediterranean.

[Anonymous No.14412461]

>>14412436
dont worry when they realize you are poor and you act like poor they are cut contact with you.

[Anonymous No.14412464]

>>14412455
been wearing these lately

[Anonymous No.14412475]

>>14412439
agree
your skin is your main bottleneck
i should work on my skin too but i want accutane

[Anonymous No.14412479]

>>14412464
i remember you
you are too soft, they will friendzone you if you dont look more dominant
these bitches have daddy issues, exploit that

[Anonymous No.14412486]

>>14412479
im trying bro. im just a middle class nigga who listens to sufjan stevens. aint no killer in me

[Anonymous No.14412500]

>>14411885
post your ig

[Anonymous No.14412504]

>>14412500
@toskablast
i dont have that many pics there but i'm working on improving my online presence. That's an effective way to show a lifestyle and get credibility

[Anonymous No.14412512]

>>14412436
Wow, a petty thief, very alt chad! You're just a kleptomaniac.

[Anonymous No.14412515]

>>14412512
he is just poor

[Anonymous No.14412519]

>>14412515
Poor people don't steal. Thieves steal.

[Anonymous No.14412520]

>>14412464
>white overalls
lmao are you fucking painting a room, you clown?

[Anonymous No.14412521]

>>14412519
but he is a nigger. poor niggers do steal

[Anonymous No.14412523]

>>14412521
>nigros who use 4chan is the same as ghetto nigro
get a load of this pol faggot

[Anonymous No.14412528]

>>14412521
Nope, he's just a shithead. Race isn't a factor of your character and code of ethics.

[Anonymous No.14412531]

>>14411885
You are good looking and your style is on point.
Don't mind the seething /pol/cels

[Anonymous No.14412537]

>>14411885
From what I can see, becoming an „alt-Chad“ has nothing to do with fashion or fitness, both your outfit and build are low effort.

[Anonymous No.14412545]

>>14412528
>Race isn't a factor of your character and code of ethics.
A daring synthesis.

[Anonymous No.14412562]

>>14412531
>white t-shirt
>bunch of faggy tattoos
>style

[Anonymous No.14412577]

>>14411885

you look good keep it pushing

[Anonymous No.14412652]

>>14411888
>fucking a tinder girl raw
anon don't, it's not worth it

[Anonymous No.14412661]

>>14412398
>black
man you halfway to chad already

[Anonymous No.14412668]

>>14412652
Bruh right? Hope he's just baiting cuz you have to be single digit iq to do that shit

[Anonymous No.14412674]

>>14412413
okay, so to summarize the advice:

>be born as chad

great

[Anonymous No.14412679]

>>14412668
i didn't have any condoms so i had to get some from the gas station but they were too small and my dick was getting chocked so i was like fuck this
i learned my lesson though

[Anonymous No.14412686]

>>14412679
ur fine bro
i fuckd a tinder chick raw for 3 months straight. doc said im good

[Anonymous No.14412815]

>>14411885
Nice bruh. I accidentally have always dressed "alt-chad" because I've been into hardcore and punk since I was 13 but always preferred to wear plain tees and slim or straightleg pants. Youget a few black tattoos with age and blam suddenly it's a style. Worked out for me, thanks culture.

[Anonymous No.14412997]

>>14412436
ok this is based

[Anonymous No.14412998]

>>14412515
im not poor, still on uni but my family is very wealthy, is all about the rush

you wouldnt understand

[Anonymous No.14413006]

>>14412486
>im just a middle class nigga who listens to sufjan stevens.
pretty based

[Anonymous No.14413052]

>>14411888
>azn broad goes to Germany
>all of the sudden wants to fuck unappealing nignogs casually
This is a warning bros. Countries where people fuck horses and shit on each other are not stable societies.

[Anonymous No.14413067]

>>14411885
I break into people like yous houses

[Anonymous No.14413109]

>>14413052
if you knew what are you talking about you would know that international asian students hangout with other asians. Only westernized second gen asian do bestiality ;)

[Anonymous No.14413143]

>>14413052
Fuck horses.

Stable society.

I see what you did there

[Anonymous No.14413154]

How did Gus Fring get 106 replies? The fucking state...

[Anonymous No.14413177]

>manlet
>Mystery meat
>Plain white t shirt
> A couple of tats
>Glasses

....
>Chad
>Alt

Jump of a cliff

[Anonymous No.14413221]

>>14412436
Why is it niggers who always steal

[Anonymous No.14414656]

w2c glasses

[Anonymous No.14414765]

>>14412528
nobody tell him about dna sequencing

[Anonymous No.14414771]

>>14411888
ugly to da maxx

[Anonymous No.14414783]

>>14411888
kek and to think thats the best picture of her

[Anonymous No.14414825]

>>14414783
its photoshopped too pay close attention

[Anonymous No.14415186]

>>14411936
>getting married at 22

[Anonymous No.14415195]

>>14412025
>>>get into social circles where you know you have a chance
Please elaborate further

[Anonymous No.14415199]

>>14411888

How much you wanna bet that she's using her hobbies only as part of her aesthetic, without actually engaging with it in depth, like every other woman?

[Anonymous No.14415349]

>>14412486
make that your bio lmao

[Anonymous No.14415549]

>>14413221
>White people on the news constantly for stealing millions of government dollars and scamming thousands of people.
Hurrr, why the blacks always stealing?!?!?

[Anonymous No.14415747]

>>14412329
cope harder mongrel cuck

[Anonymous No.14415750]

>>14411885
bleach your skin, subhuman

[Anonymous No.14415833]

>>14411885
>Ask me anything
Could you please unironically define what you mean by alt-chad and art hoe?
I genuinely would like to know.

[Anonymous No.14415883]

>>14411885
I like those glass, too bad I don't have the face shape for them though

[Anonymous No.14415893]

>>14412652
It's only worth it, if it's anally

[Anonymous No.14415942]

>>14413177
the american dream baby
you would be surprise how many girls like mixed guys

[Anonymous No.14415946]

>>14414656
st michel eyebuydirect

[Anonymous No.14415951]

>>14415946
S or L ?

[Anonymous No.14415952]

>>14415195
if you are an antisocial weirdo, don't hangout with normies. meet people that appreciate your interests

[Anonymous No.14415959]

>>14415199
her room was full of paintings and art shit so i guess she tried

[Anonymous No.14415965]

>>14415750
that's not what your mom said
my skin is exotic to all those white hoes so no, you get a tan

[Anonymous No.14415970]

>>14415893
i pushed it into the wrong hole a couple of times, she is not into anal yet ;)

[Anonymous No.14415975]

>>14415951
i got a big face so L

[Anonymous No.14416016]

>>14411936
based, you're living the dream anon

[Anonymous No.14416029]

>>14415965
so far you've only posted a picture of a 3/10 gook lmao

[Anonymous No.14416038]

>2019
>still fucking people who based their personality on the entry level knowledge they have on "art"
nothing of that is Chad. its okay to get your dick wet if you're some virgin who spent his youth on 4chan. but please the love of god. grow out of this phase. 95% of these chicks are legit fucking losers. like nobody fucked with them in middle or hs. All of these chicks(4chan males do it also) just copy shit from other ppl and act like its their aesthetic. I know so many fucking "Alt" girls who just go on spotify and listen to most popular song on whatever is trendy from pitchfork or the bald nigger. make a playlist and act like they give shit. in reality all they listen to is whatever pop star is trendy rn and shit like fleet foxes.
anyway you're probably wondering why am i telling you this. i just want some pussy. look man the ppl who you hang out or spend ur time trying to learn. You become. keep this shit up for another 6 months. you'll end up like these losers
im not saying end up like this>>14411936
but you set the trends. have these bitches offer you something else besides sex and invites to some shitty diy show thats full of 20 yr olds sounding like mac demarco if he just learned guitar 2 hours ago

[Anonymous No.14416050]

Let's try this again:

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[Anonymous No.14416061]

>>14416050
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[Anonymous No.14416064]

>>14416061
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[Anonymous No.14416067]

>>14416064
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[Anonymous No.14416069]

>>14416067
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[Anonymous No.14416070]

>>14415970
How small is your dick that you can accidental anal?

[Anonymous No.14416071]

>>14416069
E

[Anonymous No.14416074]

>>14411885
No questions, but welcome to the mountaintop /fa/m.

[Anonymous No.14416101]

>>14416029
i usually dont take picks of my hookups anon
so far i got a couple of german bitches and one french girl under my belt
no bad for an autistic kid

[Anonymous No.14416112]

>>14416038
i agree with you but i'm dont have any luck with normie girls and dont even mention stacies. i can relate more with arthoes. i don't know what that really say about myself. i'm going trough an existential crisis i guess

[Anonymous No.14416118]

>>14416070
nice bait

[Anonymous No.14416126]

>>14416112
I understand you mane. but steal knowledge from these arthoes and elevate higher than them.

[Anonymous No.14416127]

>>14411885
wtf is with those dumb tattoos?
also you're not white so Idk why you're ring gesturing. you'd get curbstomped on sight by any non meme nationalist.

[Anonymous No.14416136]

>>14411885
Is that really you? You're so cute

[Anonymous No.14416139]

>>14411885
Post pic with timestamp

[Anonymous No.14416155]

>>14416118
Not even though.

[Anonymous No.14416162]

>>14416127
tats are very subjective. if i like them, it's guchi
i'm on seven levels of irony

[Anonymous No.14416185]

>>14416139
Jawlet
End my suffering

[Anonymous No.14416194]

>>14411902
Er

[Anonymous No.14416202]

How are u getting these girls to meet you or fuck
after 2 days of texting girls i get bored
me: nice taste in music
them: hehe thx you too
me:.............


its even worse on a date. since i used up all my questions on texting. I need some coke

[Anonymous No.14416230]

>that skin
>that face
>those tattoos
Claims to be chad
Yikes

[Anonymous No.14416232]

>nigger
>chad

[Anonymous No.14416236]

>>14416202
i usually get them through tinder but i want to build a social circle to be more consistent
i hook them with my weird sense of humor, thank you internet
i'm still learning to be more dominant and exploit their daddy issues
you should watch coach red pill series on dating

[Anonymous No.14416240]

>>14416230
>>14416232
this is a bullying free zone, mods

[Anonymous No.14416246]

>>14412436
WHat the hell is that?

[Anonymous No.14416248]

>>14416236
sam hyde weird?

[Anonymous No.14416260]

>>14416112
What are your interests OP? I’m another nigga in euroland and so far the normie blackie youth are sort of like arabs here

[Anonymous No.14416265]

>>14416185
Ethnicity? You’re obviosuly half german

[Anonymous No.14416269]

>>14416202
go on a date where there is a distraction for you to do, e.g. bowling or a show, the experience will be of more value to her than the conversation and if you're comfortable with her then she'll remember it better

[Anonymous No.14416270]

>>14416265
negro obviously

[Anonymous No.14416286]

>>14416270
You know what ethnicity is?

[Anonymous No.14416291]

>>14416286
negro american obviously

[Anonymous No.14416309]

>>14416265
I dont have barbaric blood
i'm dominican station in germany, i work for the US army

[Anonymous No.14416315]

>>14416248
yep
i'm not pc at all

[Anonymous No.14416324]

>>14416260
most black reject me, i know that feel
i like raves, metal concerts underground and artsy shit
i went to an anime convention the other day, insta regrets

[Anonymous No.14416345]

>>14411885
Op genuine question do you really need fa's validation
The guide aspect of this post is a complete meme btw

[Anonymous No.14416358]

>>14416309
>I dont have barbaric blood
Based

[Anonymous No.14416370]

>>14416345
i'm just shit posting and helping people along the way

[Anonymous No.14416373]

>>14416309
That's funny, I'm also Dominican and look similar to you, except I have longer hair, don't wear glasses and I'm maybe a little taller than you.

[Anonymous No.14416377]

>>14416309
klk? Thanks for all the baseball players amigo dominicano desusenpai.

[Anonymous No.14416379]

>>14411885
wanna be my friend? i don't have any nigger friends :(

[Anonymous No.14416381]

>>14416373
pasame lo platano tigere

[Anonymous No.14416384]

>>14416377
my snapchat is toskablast

[Anonymous No.14416386]

>>14416379
i'll give you a n-work pass, add me on snapchat

[Anonymous No.14416534]

>>14411888
>likes asian food
Wow so fucking edgy

[Anonymous No.14416597]

>>14416236
>coach red pill
You're good looking you don't need to cope this hard.

[Anonymous No.14416629]

>>14411885
Hey man, it's >>14412815 again. Just wondering what those frames are. Must be nice to be a young alt-chad in europe. I'm at the end of my 20s with a long term girl now, and she's awesome, but sometimes I wish I was a smart younger person and figured out one of the many cheap/easy waysto go to europe and really raged it.

[Anonymous No.14416665]

>>14412271
Emulation of the Christ is too good for them. Sodomites shall burn (at the stake) just as God did to their city 3000 years ago.

[Anonymous No.14416679]

I mog you to the gates of oblivion and back ugly subnigger

[Anonymous No.14416687]

you look good right but why the fuck are you making that dumbass facial expression, it is ruining the whole thing for me i literally want to punch the front of your face in just because of what you are doing there. like u dont even look bad but for some reason you are MAKING a stupid fucking face and it is triggering me sooo much

[Anonymous No.14416700]

>>14416324
What was wrong with the anime convention?

[Anonymous No.14416705]

Seriously where do I meet new people.

[Anonymous No.14416752]

>>14416315
>i'm not pc at all
Congratulations, most people aren't when in casual settings.

[Anonymous No.14417424]

>>14416629
backpacking is not that expensive and a better experience in my opinion.
there are plenty of free spirit traveling sluts here. if things dont work out, you know what to do.
glasses are st michel from eyebuydirect

[Anonymous No.14417425]

>>14416687
now that you mention it
i'm probable coping with my insecurities

[Anonymous No.14417427]

>>14416700
autistic weebs and how consumerist that subculture became
i'm glad i'm not longer one of them

[Anonymous No.14417590]

>>14411992
Oh, god. This is me without the nigger shit.

[Anonymous No.14417596]

>absolute state of this board
well the joke is on me, why do I keep coming back to this shithole

[Anonymous No.14417678]

>>14411964
not cuban heel, dropped and opinnion disregarded. you must be fat as fuck for not thinking that cuban heels are superior.

[Anonymous No.14417965]

>>14411993
>Thinking this applies to anybody with social skills or that's even average in looks.

[Anonymous No.14418032]

>>14411885
not really feeling this whole "alt chad" thing, but that is one of the more tasteful behelit tattoos I've seen so far, good job

[Anonymous No.14418055]

>>14411993
what I'm getting from this is that while white guys are understandably on top in dating, simply because they're on top in society in general, native americans are the true underdog chad race. who knew

[Anonymous No.14418060]

>>14411885
>arthoe pussy
Does it look something like this?

[Anonymous No.14418061]

>>14418055
its based on usa dude more specifically the south where nativs are at.

[Anonymous No.14418073]

>>14412436
What the fuck is that contraption

[Anonymous No.14418093]

>>14418060
yeah they dye their pubes blue and pink and shit

[Anonymous No.14418096]

>>14412457
Albania is Mediterranean now?

[Anonymous No.14418148]

H

[Anonymous No.14418150]

>>14411885
>>14416384
I tried but it found nothing. What else should I try?

[Anonymous No.14418167]

>>14417678
where do you buy cuban heels? I live in europe and I can't find any. Should've brought a fucking boatload of them when I moved from the US back to france ffs.

[Anonymous No.14418268]

>>14418032
i thought no one would get my reference, i'm glad you did