/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.14376105]

Ask a dude who wears girls short shorts anything

[Anonymous No.14376121]

How is your AIDS treatment going?

[Anonymous No.14376124]

>>14376121
I'm HIV free

[Anonymous No.14376148]

>>14376105
Man I've been seeing these pictures so long. But holy shit these are new. Look at the phone and watch

[Anonymous No.14376149]

>>14376148
What about them?

[Anonymous No.14376179]

You can really pull them off, anon. How did you get the courage to try them out?

[Anonymous No.14376186]

>>14376179
It was a process which started with gradually trimming male jeans. Then I started ordering womens shorts and now I buy them directly at the store

[Anonymous No.14376927]

>>14376105
How do people react to you when you go out to like? I feel like in my country you’d get called a fag and laughed at

[Anonymous No.14377402]

>>14376148
Not new. Believe me I've seen every single variation of this man's thread. He's been at it for years.

[Anonymous No.14377493]

>>14376927
This is exactly what happens where I live. Where do you live?

[Anonymous No.14377497]

>>14376105
jesus christ what a faggot

[Anonymous No.14377686]

Do you shave your legs?

[Anonymous No.14377711]

>>14377686
No, I had electrolysis treatment on them, which is permanent

[Anonymous No.14377720]

>>14377402
Do you think it is the same guy in the pics posting?
Or is it like a stalker pic collector making the threads?

[Anonymous No.14377726]

>>14377720
Well let's see, I have this...

[Anonymous No.14377727]

>>14377726
And then this. I guess everyone has these socks at home

[Anonymous No.14377729]

>>14376105
He probably gets a lot of action due to being immediately identifiable as a cocksucker.
Especially on the micro-climate of trains.
I got a plow job on BART once, last train of the day, between Embarcadero and Oakland, before the cameras were installed...good times.

But I was wearing a suit.
Guys who dress like overt cocksuckers must have recently inherited money and so they have a lot of free time and loneliness from the death of both parents close together.
So they go on a mid-life crisis of cock-sucking before they die, and parents everywhere have to shield their children's eyes from hanging ball sacks and hairy nipple rings or forever be trying to answer awkward questions about tattoos in front of house guests.

But, yeah, I would probably let him blow me and I'd even fuck him if that ass is smooth and the hole is clean and pussy-like.

Old men trying to be twinks.
It's a costume like old men in leather harnesses and leather chaps.
Or old men in hooker heels and fishnet stockings.
It's a cliche because it occurs so often in the wild.

[Anonymous No.14377731]

>>14377726
it's weird.
his legs are like a child's legs but his face is like a 45 year old swiss or german computer programmer or dentist's face

[Anonymous No.14377742]

>>14376105
my god this man is based

[Anonymous No.14377762]

>>14377731
He's clearly Dutch.
Nobody else dresses that faggy.

[Anonymous No.14377768]

>>14377762
I'm Hungarian

[Anonymous No.14377772]

Can't tell if this is super based or super gay. If I saw you in public I'd assume you were gay 100%.

[Anonymous No.14377774]

>>14377742
I think you mean debased?
Picrel is the correct length and fit for mens shorts.
No male over 6 years old should be wearing shorts that short for reasons that should be obvous: accidental exposure among them.

[Anonymous No.14377779]

>>14377768
>Im Hungry
FTFY

[Anonymous No.14377783]

>>14377774
That's why I wear tight shorts. This, together with my size guarantees that there can't be any exposure

[Anonymous No.14377785]

>>14377762
excuse me?
Dutch, why?

[Anonymous No.14377787]

>>14377731
he skips leg day

[Anonymous No.14377789]

>>14377762
>>14377785
THIS is typically Dutch, but maybe not anymore actually

[Anonymous No.14377791]

>>14377785
see
>>14377729
where the guy is obviously dutch

[Anonymous No.14377796]

>>14377791
Hungarian

[Anonymous No.14377802]

Are you autogynephilic?
I'm asking because of the shaved legs and the pink shoes...

[Anonymous No.14377806]

>>14377802
I don't know what that means but I do hate hair (so I underwent electrolysis treatment to get rid of them for all) and pink is one of my fave colors

[Anonymous No.14377823]

>>14377806
It means that you enjoy seeing yourself as a girl in sexual play.
Do you take the submissive role in sex?
Do you prefer women or men?
Do you want a strong mommy to dominate you or do you want to serve a masculine father figure?
Because your style of dress says "I have unresolved childhood issues"

[Anonymous No.14377827]

>>14377823
>It means that you enjoy seeing yourself as a girl in sexual play.
True
>Do you take the submissive role in sex?
Submissive
>Do you prefer women or men?
Men
>Do you want a strong mommy to dominate you or do you want to serve a masculine father figure?
Neither mommy nor father but definitely a dominant top
>Because your style of dress says "I have unresolved childhood issues"
Not that I can remember desu

[Anonymous No.14377828]

Why do you keep posting this?
Do you love the attention so much?

[Anonymous No.14377852]

>>14377827
Tell me what you would do to my feet

[Anonymous No.14377862]

>>14377852
Not going to happen. Even when I chat to find a hookup, and he asks me to write down what I would do with this or that, that's usually the end of the conversation.

[Anonymous No.14377896]

>>14377862
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0u0FU5yYauH

[Anonymous No.14377903]

>>14376105
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1OMODhwN2AU

[Anonymous No.14377904]

Hogbu?

[Anonymous No.14378042]

faggots by their very nature have low self esteem. Like depressed people they may appear outwardly functional and ‘normal’ but underneath that is a hotbed of insecurity, very low self worth and a whole lot of self doubt. They post pictures and whore their faggot cunts all over the place seeking validation and a connection, any connection, with real men. Straight men rarely have the same levels of insecurity as the gay faggot, and when they do they display it in other ways - shyness, getting drunk to pick up sluts etc etc. faggots seek out real men, powerful men because they want that but they will never have that. So they do what they know best, they submit, They lower their eyes, they take the abuse and they become attention seeking sluts. So you may ask, why the slutty behavior? That’s easy to understand - in our paternalistic society real men are still the center of most things. If you have nothing else to offer by way of intellect, conversation, sporting prowess, a nice personality etc you will seek to fit in and gain their attention by the only way possible, by being a slut and whore. They dress sluttily to attract the affection and validation they desperately need while continuing to shame, humiliate and degrade themselves heavily, so that they need the affection and validation more and more. It becomes a cycle of abuse and crawling that becomes harder and harder for them to shake. They become more dependent on you if you make the shaming and self esteem destruction personal. By constantly reinforcing their low self esteem you will get them doing more and more degrading things which makes them feel worse and sets in them a desire to do more of the same to please you and make themselves feel better. The trick is to never actually let them feel better.

[Anonymous No.14378067]

>>14378042
I can't argue a word of this

[Anonymous No.14378082]

>>14376105
Germ*ns were a mistake.

[Anonymous No.14378086]

>>14378082
I'm Hungarian and the location is South Tyrol, Italy, where the language is predominantly German.

[Anonymous No.14378130]

What do you wear in winter and when do you open the shorts season?

[Anonymous No.14378137]

>>14378130
In winter I dress like everyone else. Last year the shorts season started mid April and lasted 6 months. This year it's colder and rainier here, but next week it's going to be firmly above 20 degrees (Celsius)

[Anonymous No.14378151]

>>14376105
what do you do for a living? What's your job?

[Anonymous No.14378153]

>>14378151
I do PHP programming

[Anonymous No.14378702]

>>14376105
you look like a massive faggot.
and it's not because of the short shorts.

[Anonymous No.14378758]

>>14378702
I don't have much problems with that

[Anonymous No.14378760]

>>14378758
you will once the islamic caliphate takes over evropa inshallah

[Anonymous No.14378768]

>>14378760
I don't like planning that far ahead

[Anonymous No.14378769]

>>14378768
that's cuz u're gay

[Anonymous No.14378772]

>>14378769
If I am a faggot than I am automatically gay I guess

[Anonymous No.14379527]

>>14377729
gay ass nigga

[Anonymous No.14379536]

>>14376105
>>14377711
FAG

[Anonymous No.14379544]

>>14376105
I don’t like you. Please stop posting. It has been too long.

[Anonymous No.14379550]

>>14376105
how many times are you gonna be posting bout dis

[Anonymous No.14380889]

>>14376124
Congrats anon but I think the medical term is remission.

[Anonymous No.14381470]

>>14380889
I think that term applies when once you were HIV-positive, which is not true in my case

[Anonymous No.14381624]

>>14376105
get some rounder frames, with those bicyclist glasses your face looks too masculine and not youthful enough to match the rest of the look, but other than not a bad look.

[Anonymous No.14381630]

how do I get thinner legs bro?

[Anonymous No.14381637]

>>14381630
I don't know, I guess it's mostly genetics, but I also walk and jog a lot

[Anonymous No.14381643]

>>14381624
Yeah I guess you're right

[Anonymous No.14381672]

>>14376179
This is bait btw. You look like a gay old dude that goes biking with his butt buddies

[Anonymous No.14381674]

>>14381672
Scroll up, I posted proof