/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.14366300]

Straight out of a basement here, used to look a stereotypical neckbeard ponytail shitlord so I tried cutting my own hair and shaving then proceeded to get a life, 3 days later girls called me barbarian/caveman when I approached and male friends are mocking me as being an eldritch abomination which is not a theme I'm proud ofmaintaing. Is it fixable? I provided a raw front portrait.

[Anonymous No.14366302]

>>14366300
P.S my uncle does face surgery, an open option if all else fails, thanks.

[Anonymous No.14366323]

>>14366300
To me it looks like your forehead and nose are really big, but your jawline is narrow. I would recommend growing a large beard to take the attention off of your nose. Long hair may help get attention off of your forehead. Things may even out this way. The only downside is you might get called caveman even more for a little bit.

[Anonymous No.14366327]

>>14366300
Also if you're going to have sideburns you should cut them higher, long sideburns usually aren't a good look. Unless you do decide to take my advice and just grow everything out.

[Anonymous No.14366350]

>>14366327
Thanks, I really regret shaving my neckbeard which transitioned smoothly across my sideburns, here's a side portrait showing a protruding forehead, nose, and receding hair at 19 y/o which I think contributes to the claims of me looking prehisteric.

[Anonymous No.14366356]

You need to grow out the beard by few centimeters and beardfraud. Also you're balding, consider fin+minox, it's not too late yet. With gymmaxxing and training the neck you can ultimately ascend from 4/10 to 6 or even 7/10. If you want to get surgery, your nose is rather big for the rest of your face and asymmetric. Would probably make it possible to ascend to 8/10.

[Anonymous No.14366421]

>>14366300
Shame you took the beard off completely, when decently maintained you could have a pretty good one from the looks of the stubble and your head shape would probably benefit from one. Getting good at styling your beard should definitely be your next priority.

[Anonymous No.14366425]

>>14366350
If this is how you usually look from the side then try fixing your posture, your neck isn't kept straight at all and that definitely doesn't help your caveman image.

[Anonymous No.14366430]

you need to take the buzzpill asap.

[Anonymous No.14366455]

>>14366356
>>14366425
Just bought a yearly subscription from a well rated gym. still pessimistic about the whole make over think but I'm thankful for the advice.

[Anonymous No.14366545]

>>14366300
sounds like you need new friends.

[Anonymous No.14366549]

shave the sideburns

[Anonymous No.14366584]

>>14366300
would let you drag me by the hair back to your cave and roughly inseminate me/10

[Anonymous No.14366587]

>>14366300
You just need a little product in your hair to make it shiny and give it some shape.
You could be a model if you're 6'1" 40 inch chest

[Anonymous No.14366596]

>>14366300
try mewing, nofap, jelquing, omad, gomad, starting strengh,

[Anonymous No.14366672]

>>14366300
Fix this first

[Anonymous No.14366747]

>>14366596
I'm on 2 month no fap, probably explains why I have a sudden urge to get my shit together.
I dick did grow 20% its length/girth and I can start levitating on command.

[Anonymous No.14366756]

>>14366587
I'm exactly 6 feet 183cm without shoes but still a manlet compared to my siblings and parents.

[Incel chan No.14366771]

>>14366756
183 is 5'11

[Anonymous No.14366779]

>>14366300
I mean youre not very handsome, but not ugly either, and you have a manly face.
You would look a lot better if you added a few kilos of muscle.

[Incel chan No.14366793]

>>14366779
If he is not ugly then i am chad

[Anonymous No.14366827]

>>14366545
this

[Anonymous No.14366830]

>>14366793
ANOTHER namefag fucking kill yourself now before you spastic retard will end up as a pathetic meme like that Lawliet homo
fucking christ where do you retards keep coming from

[Anonymous No.14366842]

Yo fuck your friends you look nice
I would buzz/trim your hair and try to add more muscle
You look a bit like a caveman but in a good way, strong and manly
Would recommend terrorwave/russian clothing style

[Incel chan No.14366855]

>>14366830

[Anonymous No.14366859]

>>14366855
loser

[Anonymous No.14366869]

>>14366430
lmao
>>14366771
no 6 foot is 182 cm

[Incel chan No.14366874]

>>14366859
Words Can't Hurt Me These Shades Are Gucci

[Anonymous No.14366881]

>>14366874
is this how people i bullied in HS cope now?

[Incel chan No.14366893]

>>14366881
What the hell is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.14366914]

Can these chinese cartoons get off of this healthy wholesome blog

[Anonymous No.14366932]

>>14366300
you look like an abomination because your ridiculously manly features contrast with your meek physique

take the neck pill and become a god

[Incel chan No.14366933]

>>14366914
No

[Anonymous No.14366934]

>>14366300
man, feel kinda bad for you anon. i mean u aint a 10 but u aint a barbarian/caveman neither.

[Anonymous No.14366936]

>>14366881
yes

[Incel chan No.14366942]

>>14366936
No, I am the girl who bullied bullies like you ;)

[Anonymous No.14367031]

Friends that make those remarks aren't friends. Dump 'em and get different friends.

[Anonymous No.14367052]

>>14366300
unironically envious of the way you look. It's extremely masculine. Get jacked though, it'll look better. And fuck your friends. Strange looking people are superior to traditionally attractive.

[Anonymous No.14367054]

>>14366942
>girls that bullies bullies
aka the only "girls" i beat the shit out of

[Anonymous No.14367066]

>>14366793
If HE is an "eldritch abomination" then it's over for me

[Anonymous No.14367078]

>>14366942
cringe

[Incel chan No.14367104]

>>14367078
Whole 4chan is cringe to be honest, but you take the cake

[Incel chan No.14367220]

>>14367066
>>14367054
What lol?
>>14367078
You take the cake

[Anonymous No.14367241]

>>14366747
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.14367260]

>>14366793
post pics handsome
>>14366300
your friends sound like dicks. you look like a normal dude.

[Incel chan No.14367264]

>>14367260
I just did >>14367220

[Anonymous No.14367269]

>>14367220
for fucks sakes Lawliet stop changing your faggot name so i can keep you blocked

[Incel chan No.14367280]

>>14367269
Lol do i look like him?

[Anonymous No.14367285]

>>14367280
you could atleast have a photo of them with a shoe on their head or something along those lines so someone might believe it

[Incel chan No.14367290]

>>14367285
Lol, do you want me to do that?

[Anonymous No.14367295]

shave your head down the middle like a giant butt

[Incel chan No.14367309]

Hahaha, nah i am not going to do anything i have no idea what was i thinking...

[Anonymous No.14367497]

>>14366350
These guys are faggots on this board. Cavemen look cool. Maintain an unkempt look, wear an animal pelt and carry around a large wooden club. Put on a few pounds. Don't be a faggot.

[Anonymous No.14367511]

>someone posts their face on /fa/
>regardless of appearance, first suggestions are massive reconstructive surgery and Finasteride + Minoxidil

A masculine appearance isn't always a bad thing guys, he doesn't necessarily have to look like a high elf to dress well

[Anonymous No.14367643]

pretty fucked that if anon had posted this pic everyone here would say he has nothing to worry about

[Anonymous No.14368097]

>>14366300
>>14366350

[Anonymous No.14368127]

>>14366300

where in eastern europe are you from?

[Incel chan No.14368147]

>>14367643
That nose fuck's him up

[Anonymous No.14368175]

>>14368127
I have family in the Russian southwest Volgograd region but I'm betting on being an extraterrestrial mongrel breed. Here's the only photo of me outdoors also taken near that region.

[Anonymous No.14368183]

>>14368175
Dude you are fine just get jacked
Get a thick neck and you will look manly
Fuck that pretty boy shit

[Anonymous No.14368186]

>>14366350
You def have some armenian/caucasian ancestry there somewhere

[Incel chan No.14368196]

>>14368183
No, he is not. Even i cant get that many matches on tinder, he would get 0.

[Anonymous No.14368400]

>>14368196
The only contacts ill have on those dating apps are fat orcs and granny's with a mid life crisis. I can only offer intelligence and wit which I can't really advertise on those apps. I much rather approach girls in stores, libraries or in class but its often the same rejection scenario after I move to flirting, there's the occasional crush I approach that moves to a different school, cafe or library we both frequent when I have higher intentions than just being friends. It doesn't really take a toll on me as I'm used to loneliness and rejection.

>>14368186
Just came from the gym with my athletic brother and we did a little bit of everything just for a walkthrough as I'm new to this lifestyle. In private I did the unusual neck workouts and hopefully this yields results and it's not just me being genetically stuck with this anatomy and wasting my time.

[Anonymous No.14368467]

>>14366350
Fuck ur 19? U look more like 27 or sth

[Anonymous No.14369114]

>>14366300
IMHO youre like 6-7/10. Something nice and unusual about your face. Fix posture and eat good meat

[Anonymous No.14369122]

>>14368175
you look MUCH, MUCH better here
good eye area.
but the haircut in the OP doesn't suit you at all, probably even buzz would be better

[Anonymous No.14369138]

>>14368400
>approach girls in stores, libraries
find some friends instead

[Anonymous No.14369254]

>>14366430
this

>>14366300
do pushups. go running. do situps. pullups. shrugs for massive deltoids. start with 25lb. raise your testosterone naturally and get some definition. get a buzzcut and let it grow out 2-3 weeks then cut again. you'll be a 10/10.

[Anonymous No.14369260]

when i say buzz i mean at like a 3 or 4 setting. not skin.