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a short guy I know followed his advice and now has his first girlfriend, this sub told me he was useless, are you all frauds?

>> No.14331832

>>14331819
I know its bait but tell what helped you to get gf and where and how did u find her

>> No.14331837

So this guy is gay, right? He's gotta be gay. He's got the gayest gayface that ever gayd

>> No.14331851
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>>14331837
yeah, he's out now

>> No.14331866

>>14331819
99% of guys have had gfs, it's not that impressive mate

>> No.14331902

>>14331819
This sub? Please leave. This is a board faggot.


Bait/10

>> No.14331905

>>14331866
I HAD SEEEXXX
PAY ATRENTION TO ME I FINALLY HAD SEX
I HAD SEX I HAD SEX I HAD SEX
ITS LITERALLY THE ONLY THING I EVER WANTED PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEE

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>>14331819
>sub
Sage

>> No.14331944
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>>14331851
please explain this photo

>> No.14332090

>>14331819
If you're a sloppy, have low confidence, or are a manlet, he might help you become more presentable. But he also says embarrassingly misleading shit about the quality of the products he shills and the staying power of the trends he embraces. I wouldn't even call him a fashion channel; he's a basic beauty channel for men.

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>>14331819

>> No.14332414

>>14331819
Dude have you seen pictures of meetups from this board? They automatically become templates for memes on other boards.

>> No.14332416

>>14331851
Moments like this are why he is called ALPHA m. Respect from India

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>>14331819

>> No.14332696

>>14331819
>sub
good one

>> No.14332804

>>14332416
>Respect from India
lol

>> No.14332818

>>14331819
>this sub
lololol

>> No.14332832

That look does pull mad bitches though. I wore a black beater, fit jeans, and shitkickers to class a few days ago and I got more stares from females than I did through all my winter despite my /fa/ approved fits.

Just saying.

>> No.14333863

>>14331944
That is a UFC fight

>> No.14334073

>>14332672
I always thought pooping like an alpha involved some combination of squatting

>> No.14335754

>>14331819
she cucks him

>> No.14335768

>>14332672
>waxes his legs
Alpha power move.

>> No.14336985
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14336985

This guy...

>> No.14337283
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>> No.14337298

I was honestly about to spend 35 a month on some tiege hanley but then I stopped myself and bought dove soap instead.

>> No.14337676

I once fucked a guy in Canada who looked just like him. I'm a guy btw

>> No.14337761

>>14336985
Kek