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Is Johnny Depp the most un-/fa/ celebrity? How does a 55 year dress like this?

>> No.14330725

>>14330723

He is actually 15 years old

>> No.14330728

He's been through so much shit and seen so many friends die I honestly wonder how he's not dead yet. Kinda like Dre but even cooler

>> No.14330729

He wasn't always this way. Either hard drugs or a terminal disease are what do this.

>> No.14330763

>>14330729
I was going to ask - what can i do do i dont turn out like this? Im already #1 buzzcut since i’m balding and i’m slim figured, but i can grow a mean mustache and have naturally nicely shaped eyebrows. Fuck i’m high. Nevermind.

>> No.14330766

>>14330723
He wasn't like this before those fuckin disney movies.

>> No.14330785

>>14330723
He looks like a lesbian aunt undergoing chemotherapy.

Anyway, decades of being surrounded by yes-man and Disney execs trying to tailor your every personality quirk to be marketable probably isn't going to leave you in the most sane of places.
Plus he's an actor. I swear the only tolerable actors are the ones that double in theater.

>> No.14330844

his frame is so fucking thin
he looks like a teenager/faggot/lesbian

>> No.14330904

>>14330723
Very passable FTM

>> No.14330915

>>14330904
LEAVE JONNIE ALONE YOU CUNTS

>> No.14330918

>>14330723
Fug

>> No.14330940

>>14330723
Heroine
HIV+
Crystal Meth
Cocaine

>> No.14330959
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14330959

>>14330723
He went off the deep end after losing himself playing Hunter S. Thompson in Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas.

Also, Kevin Smith is top 3 most un-/fa/ celebs of all time.

>> No.14330966

>>14330723
He/She looks like an FTM right before they start taking HRT to transition

>> No.14331048

>>14330723
Class is for reddit. Swag is for 55 year old men.

>> No.14331187

>>14330725
fpbp

>> No.14331188
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14331188

What about Nicolas Cage?

>> No.14331193

>>14331188
truly the paradigm of fashyn

an icon of our generation

>> No.14331194

>>14331188
I wanna be him so fucking bad right now

>> No.14331215

>>14331188
now this is how you grow old disgracefully

>> No.14331230

>>14331188
You can't top it. Cage style is the best.

>> No.14331235

One claim I have heard about Depp is that he doesn't really have a personality.
What he has always done is an irl extension of what he does in a lot of movies. He finds someone with a marketable personality and pretends to be them.
So some amount of drugs and trauma may have pwned his instinct for what a marketable personality actually is.
Maybe a lot of the people around him still have an 00s douchebag vibe so he thinks that's cool.

>> No.14331453

>>14331188
hes fucking god

>> No.14331457
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14331457

>>14331188
how the fuck does he pull it off, is real question

>> No.14331462

>>14331457
He's a classical thespian that's mostly interested in expressionistic acting, and that show of character permeates everything from his expressions and cadence to fashion choices.

No bullshit. Cage isn't a moron, just eccentric.

>> No.14331473

>>14331235
>00s douchebag

since when are douchebags extinct?

>> No.14331524

>>14331188
like his acting, this shouldn't work, but it's an instant classic

>> No.14331569

>>14331188
But this is absolutely based

>> No.14331586

>>14330723
>drugs?
>cancer/chemo?
>HIV/AIDS?
really bad shoop?

>> No.14331605

>>14331586
method acting as the terminal ill cancer patient he plays

the outfit isnt method acting tho

>> No.14331650

>>14331188
meme lord core

>> No.14331654
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14331654

>>14330723

>> No.14331658

>>14330723
looks like an aging aidsy faggot who has had too many cocks

>> No.14331659

>>14331188
based

>> No.14331689

>>14331188
fucking madman

>> No.14331691
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14331691

>>14331188
not even his best fit.

>> No.14331697

>>14331691
fuck yeah man keep em coming

>> No.14331721

>>14331691
fuck this is cool

>> No.14331752
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14331752

>>14331691
>>14331188

>> No.14331765

>>14331691
>2 hats
too nxtlvl

>> No.14331804

>>14330959
yeah and it's beautiful

>> No.14331806

>>14330723
He looks like the backpack kid now wtf

>> No.14331846

Cage is a fashion god

>> No.14331870

>>14331752
how could one man be so based?

>> No.14331883

>>14331752
sleazegod

>> No.14331895

>>14330723
Looks like a lesbian on chemo

>> No.14332787

>>14331752
WTC tee?

>> No.14332798

>>14331462
This is actually true.

t.used to know is family

>> No.14332810

>>14331188
>>14331691
>>14331752
this nigga transcended fashion
its his world and we live in it

>> No.14332811

>>14330725
kek

>> No.14332840

>>14331188
absolute madlad, the stick, the gun holders, the tee of himself, the jewlery...

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14332846

>>14331188
>>14331691
>>14331752
This is next level chad. What core is it, and how do I obtain it?

>> No.14333143

>>14331188
Does this man look like he gives a fuck

Truly /fa/

>> No.14333199

>>14333143
cool, dude

>> No.14333219

>>14331752
NOW this is what i call sleazecore

>> No.14333223
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14333223

>>14331188
>the fucking t shirt with his own face on it

>> No.14333381

>>14331188
based

>> No.14333451

>>14331691
>2 glasses
>2 hats
absolutely ascended

>> No.14333536
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14333536

>>14330723
My theory is that the girl gave him a 50 dollar gift card for rue 21 and he took a pic with his new clothes

>> No.14333549

>>14330959
pretty sure kevin smith is the epitome of /fa/

>> No.14333551
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14333551

aids

>> No.14333566

>>14331752
This fit is unironically good.
This is at the top of my inspo folder.

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14333576

>>14331752
>>14331691
>>14331188
crown him already

>> No.14333625

>>14330723
Johnny Depp is dressed how my mom wanted to dress me as a kid...

>> No.14333679

>>14331235
Most people do this just without marketability

>> No.14334021

>>14332846
Go to thrift stores and not give a shit

>> No.14334034

>>14333576
/ourguy/

>> No.14334071

>>14331752
ABSOLUTE C H A D