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A short friend of mine has started watching his videos religiously and told me being alpha is the key to success with woman, he's bought a leather jacket and is getting ear piercings. How do I save him

>> No.14305004

>>14305003
>short
it's too late

>> No.14305033

>>14305003
Tell him that he's going to wear his insecurities and he shouldn't try so hard. That said if he feels like a leather jacket/piercings nigga he should get them.

>> No.14305044

>ear piercings
>alpha
that's hilarious

>> No.14305064

>>14305003
Keep roasting that manlet.

>> No.14305139

>>14305003
If he's a manlet, let it be
There's not much you can do for him, and the manlet channel will help him on coping with other manlets, and getting his manlet uniform
>Turtle neck jersey
> black leather jacket
> slim fit blue trousers
> pointy brown shoes
> HUEG sport watch
> the biggest smartphone possible

>> No.14305154

>>14305003
Get him on the kpop fashion game, plenty of short stylish dudes over there. But he needs to learn that inspo is just a guideline

>> No.14305256

>>14305003
Women hate alphas, don’t say anything, he’ll learn the hard way

>> No.14305328

>>14305139
God HUEG watches need to die. Why did the GEESHOOK meme take off? They never looked good.

>> No.14305379

>>14305003
>men’s ear piercings
Oh no no no no nooo

>> No.14305385

>>14305328
I know right? I’d only ever wear one for outdoor shit or working out.

>> No.14305400

>>14305139
Dont manlets use smartphones as a tablet?

>> No.14305415

>>14305400
Pretty much

>> No.14305432

>>14305003
women don't have any fashion sense when it comes to men clothes. usually stuff we laugh at like sex - or badboy core works because they don't see it as prentendious (because women are such creatures and can't understand men who aren't they think everyone is just like them) but they see status and go for it. Act like alpha and dress like alpha, men can't understand it but it really works. if you are manlet then you are totally out of luck even then. you need grazy status to fix being manlet.

>> No.14305441

>>14305139
>tfw manlet and recently bought my first leather jacket
ah fuck. I can't believe I've done this

>> No.14305450

Leather jackets have long since become normie wear

No one cares whether you wear one

>> No.14305454

>>14305003
>basing your alpha-status on getting women
This is why most manlets suffer. I’m 5’6” and unironically alpha but it’s because I’m hella charismatic and people want to be around me not because I do well with women. Getting girls has to be a secondary endeavor in life otherwise you just look like a desperate little faggot no matter your height

>> No.14305460

>>14305432
women aren't a monolith.

there are women who would be attracted to an AlphaM^tm guy, they're just not women that i'd want to spend time around

>> No.14305483

>>14305441
Don't blame yourself
It's your surroundings typecasting your manlet ass
For better or for worse, Hollywood is manlet city
I mean, you can forget the height and do your thing like you should or follow the route of other manlets and become part of the herd
The alpha manlet will happily get his views if that is the case

>> No.14305498

>>14305003
stop shilling yourself faggot

>> No.14305992
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14305992

Jesus christ with this high pitched manlet fag.2 minutes in and he is already trying to sell me something and jumping around like a leprechaun on MDE.Is there any way to block a youtuber so I never see their videos in my front page or in the reccomended section?

>> No.14306059

>>14305454
Why did you have to surround a true statement with (probably untrue) bragging Anon? It only cheapens the point.

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14306200

>>14305139
>getting his manlet uniform
jfc
don't forget vertical stripes

>> No.14306417

>>14305003
i hate that guys squeaky voice goddammit

>> No.14306638

He'll figure out on his own, they always do. And if not then hey, ignorance is bliss.

>> No.14306648

>>14305992
Yes
Not interested in the recomm
Tell us why
I am not interested in this channel

>> No.14306653

>>14305044
Ear pearcing niggas aren’t shy and anxious anon. They’re not into anime or gaming as well.

>> No.14306655

>>14305256
Women only fuck alphas but marry betas

>> No.14306846

>>14306059
I may be exaggerating my alpha status but I’m using the point that despite my height people still respect what I have to say and want to be around me because I have reasons for existing outside of just trying to be attractive to women. So I’m using myself as an example of why you shouldn’t be a little creepy bitch and make all your decisions based on how (basic) women will perceive you

>> No.14307115

>>14305454
Good on you bro, but if you aren't doing well with women you aren't alpha.

>> No.14307416

>>14306653
(they're into cock)

>> No.14308183

>>14305154
I'm a midget myself.
Could you recommend me some stylish doodes? Instagram or yt channels? Thank you !

>> No.14308187

>>14305400
thats rough man.

>> No.14308195

>>14305328
Been like that since the 90's children.

>> No.14308336

>>14305454
Kinda have to agree with this one but i think a true alpha doesn't need to glorify himself how big of a alpha male he is. it just makes you look foolish especially if you're 5'6''. If you're 5'6'' and wan't to be an alpha there is no room for mistakes.

>> No.14309554

>>14308183
I hate your wording dood
they all dress the same and in whatever is trendy since they are walking billboards for high fashion
just copy whatever you like from whatever group is popular rn
get as skinny as they are to look more proportional, as long as you don't stand next to a human short legs will appear long

>> No.14309556

>>14309554
*skinny short legs ffs

>> No.14309840

>>14305328

g shocks were designed to be a hardy durable watch used in harsh conditions (wilderness,fieldwork, military) and for some reason items that are usually designed to function somehow end up trending among urban civilians
look at how many people wear carhartt or patagonia shit these days and how many of them have actually done a lick of outdoors shit
but i get it people want to wear shit that does its job well