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Beardfag on a suicide watch

https://www.studentproblems.com/men-with-beards-carry-more-germs-than-dogs-according-to-study/?fbclid=IwAR3u1u0vzKMTJo8T4SPqk2FQ-7E_afaEochx1WuyPVUDsaotJ67Xf9-OXFE

>> No.14287713

>>14287706
>He fell for the hygiene meme
Good luck looking effay with your weak chin exposed OP

>> No.14287715

beard-less cope

>> No.14288183

>>14287715
seething

>> No.14288239
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>>14287706
Implying Germs are bad.

>t. braincels

>> No.14288254

How true is the conspiracy theory that beards interfere with face recognition technology, so governments are going to push propaganda studies like this one?

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>>14288254
if you want to interfere with face recognition technology go full mondrian asymmetrical

of course, this is only works if lots of people are doing it, otherwise you are 'that twat who draws different shapes on his face every day'

>> No.14288303

>>14288254
thats the most retarded thing I've ever heard

>> No.14288500

>>14288303
Heh.

>> No.14288511

my ex used to rub her face on my beard and lick it, I don't think most women give a fuck about hygiene if you look good.
like with the whole dirt under fingernails thing that some women find attractive. some don't want a clean and germaphobic faggot

>> No.14288512

>>14288254
100%

>> No.14288570

>>14287706
growing a beard in your 20s is cringe and redpilled as fuck unless you're fat and/or bald (in which case you kind of need one).

>> No.14288631

the study was only 18 men, i'm a dunderhead but ah reckon that don't see like too many

>> No.14288665

>>14288254
if it recognizes you with a beard it'll always recognize you with a beard. It's not looking for what you look like under the beard...

>> No.14288673

>>14288570
I use it to hide my weak ass jawline.

>> No.14289323

>>14288673
as expected

>> No.14289397
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why is there a tranny in the pic?

>> No.14289533

>>14288239
The ones you carry in your beard are not a part of your normal flora, so by definition, they're not good.They are common contaminants. Now that being said they're still largely harmless, as I don't see them having any more of a chance of getting in and doing any damage.

>> No.14289538

>>14289533
To add to that, even the ones that are considered to be ea part of your normal flora can do massive damage, if they end up in the wrong places.

>> No.14289583

>>14288254
200% true.

Facial Recognition software can tell if a clean shaven man is
>prone to pedophile
>prone to homosexuality
>prone to thievery

With a beard the results are too ambiguous to tell a difference at all. A man with a beard could be a gay hipster, an outlaw biker, a lumberjack, a lawyer, etc. and there would be no way to actually tell them apart(assuming they have similar body types of course)

>> No.14290489

>>14287706
It's probably because 80% of people with beards are neckbeards and untidy fucks.

#notmybeard

>> No.14290630

But what if you are a disgusting chinlet?

>> No.14290637

>>14289533
>>14289538
>in your beard are not normal
>implying men having a beard is not exactly the way it is naturally meant to be

beardlets when will they learn?

>> No.14290643

>>14289397
if its a tranny he can grow a better beard than me which is sad as fuck

>> No.14291515

lol

>> No.14291566

>>14287706
This article was written with beardless hands.

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>>14287713
>>14287715
>>14288239
>>14288511
>>14290637
>>14291566
Seething/coping beardniggers on suicide watch