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14267918 No.14267918 [Reply] [Original]

In the unlikely case you have a date, what would you wear?

>> No.14267936
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>> No.14267950
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14267950

Full Hedi

>> No.14267953

>>14267950
This is the only right answer

>> No.14268062

probably some initial d core

>> No.14268071

>>14267918
Whatever I wear normally.
I need to feel confident and natural.

>> No.14268078

Normcore.

Untucked oxford with rolled up sleeves, slim fit chinos, chukka boots.

>> No.14268080

>>14267918
Ask your mom. She can tell you what I wore last night.

>> No.14268082

I wouldn't know. But judging from my situation a

>3pc suit

Just for the giggles.

>> No.14268091
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>>14268078
>normcore
normcore=autismcore. go full SEXcore if you want to get SEX.

>> No.14268100

>>14268091
NORMcore is NORMal. Sexcore is not normal, and it’s far out of my true character.

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>>14268091
>bicep vein visible through shirt

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>>14268100
having SEX ist normal kys incel

>> No.14268114

>>14268113
A lot of people have sex and they’re not sexcore. Also most normcore have sex as well.

>> No.14268115
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>>14268091
Anyone else find this pic hilarious? Like a cartoon character.

>> No.14268120

>>14268100
normcore is not normal

normcore is Kpop-obsessed twinks dressing in a vague approximation of normal western outfits as seen through the eyes of the far-east.

Same as how edgethot is not goth

>> No.14268121

>>14268115
he's like the "going to the store" rubber puppet

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>>14268120
Wtf? Are you new here? Normcore is NOT kpop. Kpop fans dress as maximalist as possible. Normcore is minimalism. Think scandinavian minimalism. Think people who aren’t obsessed with fashion but have good eye for color combo.

>> No.14268149

>>14268144
*Kpoop

>> No.14268150
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>>14268115
>>14268121
They are irl Tom of Finland illustrations, aka boytoys not interested in the attention of the fairer sex.
Middle eastern men look up to >>14268113
>>14268091 as masculinity in exactly the same way closeted fags drooled over "bodybuilding magazines" in the 40's-50's, if you catch my drift

>> No.14268405

>>14268150
Fags have big dicks. I’m jealous.

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>>14268103
That means he's on steroids and other shit. I wouldn't risk my health just to impress thot's.
>workout for years
>strict diet plans and eating the same, boring garbage
>no alcohol to not ruin gainz, bro
>attract some vapid thot that wouldn't have given a fuck about you when you looked regular
>marry
>no time for gym, gains go to shit
>"chad, you are not the same anymore, you changed so much that i don't even think that you are the man i married once (She expected you to look like god and also make nice stacks of money, just because that is what hoes expect from those they consider alpha)
>divorce
>you lose half your shit in court

Seems like the road to divorce, with extra steps.
Workout, but keep away from thots.

>> No.14268448

when i was single i used 2 outfits on first dates:

dries van noten black patchwork sweater
dries van noten white oxford
comme des garcons homme plus herringbone pants
various black leather shoes i had doc monos, yyph oxfords or a pair of church's oxfords

2nd fit was

helmut lang grey denin jacket
white tee
yyph cropped wool gab pants
docs


i didn't get very many 2nd dates this way but i did meet my girlfriend wearing the first fit and weve been dating for like a year and half so take that for what you will

>> No.14268495

>>14268113
no, having sex is normal

having SEX definitely isn't

>> No.14268563
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>>14268405
for you
>>14268495
SEX is slang for homo btw

>> No.14268571

>>14267918
I'm pretty confident in how I dress normally (uni, work, town, etc) so I'd probably just wear something in that vein.
>>14268448
good fits, I don't think they were really to blame for you not getting many second dates though. some people just aren't compatible, and I seriously doubt any girl would judge you that harshly just because of fits like those

>> No.14268576

whatever I was wearing during the day

i love being gay : - D

>> No.14268590

>>14267918
Dress, some heels

>> No.14268601

>>14268590
Probably something like this

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>>14268601
Shit forgot to send the pic

>> No.14268640

>>14267918
a simple polo or button up with work chinos and sneakers.

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I wore a green striped shirt like pic related and black trousers, white sneakers. She complimented the shirt :)

>> No.14268716

>>14267936
Not a fan of woven belts

>> No.14268718

>>14268607
Don't like the shoes

>> No.14268721

>>14268718
Yeah i also think the black dots look weird but i would wear them without the dots

>> No.14268750

>>14268644
W2C shirt?

>> No.14268786

>>14268078
Literally what i wear every day but instead of chukkas I just wear leather ankle boots

>> No.14268790

>>14268091
I know this sexcore thing is a meme, but for real, if you're as jacked as this guy, how are you supposed to dress?
He's huge, so unless he gets way baggy stuff everything is gonna be tight on him.

>> No.14269060
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It's like you incels don't even want SEX

>> No.14269352

Thats my neighborhood in queens

>> No.14269409

my favorite clothes

>> No.14269418

>>14267936
sexcore

>> No.14269425

>>14268790
theres a middleground between 8 sizes too small like SEXcore and baggy stuff anon

>> No.14269426

>>14268790
Non meme answer:

A guy as jacked as that has to get a lot of his clothes tailored if he wants to look halfway decent. The reality is that the clothing found on a store shelf will essentially never be designed for a body type like that. He's going to be limited in what he can wear.

If you get muscular to that extreme degree, unless you want to look like crap all the time, because your shirts will either be boat sails or belly shirts, you have to accept that you will have to spend money and/or time tailoring your clothes. Probably both, and not an insignificant amount of money and time either.

>> No.14269436

>>14268444
What is this. You just made a bunch of retarded shit up

What is with people trying their hardest to make exercising and taking care of their body a negative. Its not.

>> No.14269439

What I normally wear, bitches are not worth dressing up for

>> No.14269446

>>14268448
>dries van noten black patchwork sweater
>dries van noten white oxford

Im having the hardest time finding this shit can you help a brother out and show it

>> No.14269448

whatever it is, I'm free ballin

>> No.14269460

>>14267936
Jeans too light, too short.

Belt too long.

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>>14267918
>tfw no qt arthoe gf
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.14269474

>>14268786
Right? I mean, am I the only one who’s not thrilled about those experimental fits and styles? I just like the regular tailored fit, slim fit pants, just normal everything. I do play with color though. But I’m not even interested in Docmarts. I just want standard everything.

>> No.14269617

>>14269465
This

>> No.14269635

>>14268091
he looks like a retard with 70 IQ

>> No.14269645

>>14269460
Sounds like you don't get much SEX there buddy

>> No.14269663

>>14267936
are you dating men?

>> No.14269880
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STEP ASIDE PLEBS

>> No.14269978
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You know what 4chan's problem is? You guys care too damn much. You want a girlfriend go out and find one. Not at the club or bar or wherever the fuck you think all these women are at meet them at the grocery store or out getting coffee or literally anything you might be doing when you go outside. And stop worrying about sex if it happens cool if it doesn't thats cool too. Want isn't cool is being desperate for it. Just talk to women like you normally would if they weren't attached to a vagina Jesus.

>> No.14269987

>>14267918
I'd probably kill myself from the anxiety of it.

How can anyone love me if I can't love myself?

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>>14269978

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>> No.14270011

>>14269880
OMG it's tuxedo mask!
>swoon

>> No.14270019

>>14269880
Incelcore

>> No.14270042

>>14268144
Is that a Pendleton? Want to cop that specific color/pattern

>> No.14270056

>>14267918
If it's with pic related, I'm in the clear, because that's essentially how I dress. I never do light wash on the jeans though.

>> No.14270065

>>14268144
No, normcore is dressing like seinfeld. Scandinavian minimalism is scandinavian minimalism. You posted a pic of normiecore, not normcore, you fucking normie

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>>14267936
>5'5core

>> No.14270182

>>14270176
thats just horrible, my eyes

>> No.14270185

>>14269446
prob not current season, so might be hard to find. Even though dries does reuse cuts and pieces. but find any retailer that sells dries and check it out, be prepared however since it's a bit on the pricier side of stuff. also check marni and lemaire for similar stuff :)

>> No.14270207

James Perse black tee
Etro extra fine merino sweater ( I have a few in different colours, love them )
Lemaire ( or Marni ) gray pants
Lanvin navy captoe sneakers for good weather or Bottega Veneta Boots if it’s on the bad side
Kuboraum or Mykita sunglasses if it’s sunny

Simple yet good looking, for my current gf dressed like that.

>> No.14270209

>>14270207
*got my current gf

>> No.14270233

Jeans, t shirt, hoodie and sneakers

>> No.14270257

>>14267918
Depends where I’m taking her.

>> No.14270261

>>14269436
He literally said working out is good.

>> No.14270264

>>14269465
>wanting some slut who smells like an ash tray sprayed with cheap perfume

>> No.14270266

>>14269880
Based

>> No.14270267

>>14270019
Discord tranny

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>>14267918

>> No.14270319

>>14270065
Normie is good, normies aren’t depressed and virgin. Most of the world population are normies and they all have kids. Most loyal women are normies. Some random housewife is a normie. It’s my goal to be a normie. I don’t like being unique or special, it has costed me happiness, friends and sex.

>> No.14270431

first date? just a typical weekend outfit if you want to play it safe
nothing too casual but nothing too formal either that's pretty much all there is to it you basically can't mess it up unless you're just stupid

>> No.14270738

>>14267918
Black jeans or old school striped adidas training trousers, timbs, anime or cartoon tshirt, and leather jacket, along with .44 colt revolver.

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>>14270264
I just want someone who loves me

>> No.14270798

>>14270770
you're not going to get them by what clothes you wear anon

honestly everyone on this board is wasting their time talking about what they wear, better to spend that time actually talking to someone and spending time with them

>> No.14270844

>>14269436
Nope, i said that doing steroids is bad for you. These type of guys like in the pic are male attentionwhores. Guys from my gym did roids, even the one that did only two cycles and with a low dosage, developed noticebly bigger veins. I can't imagine what the retard in the pic is pumping into himself. And it's pretty bad for your body.
>>14270261
This, thanks.

>> No.14270852

>>14269446
if you want to get a white shirt just get a brooks brothers one, i only got the dries one cause it was like 30 bucks lol. as for the patchwork sweater gl trying to find it now, only ever seen it once on grailed

>> No.14270873

>>14268750
I dont know the exact but my is just from H&M. If you looking for better quality maybe Ami?

>> No.14271238

>>14269978
the problem is people on here are straight, which is never effay.

>> No.14271242

>>14270098
based bugezposter

>> No.14271265

>>14267918
went on one yesterday
>denim jacket
>black t shirt
>ripped/messed up black jeans
>4 year old cdg play converse
ask me how i know im not getting a second date

>> No.14271267

>>14271265
how

>> No.14271287

>>14267918
I've learned the hard way that whatever I wear on a date, it will be wrong.

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>>14271287
tried wearing SEXcore?

>> No.14271346

>>14269978
Shut up nigger

>> No.14271412

>>14268078
>Normcore
Literally no such thing.
The average anything is an abstraction; the aggregate of all values, influenced by outliers and extremities. Fashion is no exception. If you were to take the aggregate of what all people in any giving demographic are wearing, you'd come with something totally unrecognizable because the heterogeneous nature of modern culture takes inspiration from so many separate sub-cultures and geographic particularities. The people anons derisively call "normies" can look like just about anyone from any walk of life.
If you were like a lot of us on 4channel: young, inexperienced, probably less akin to outside socialization, you would assume whatever you saw other people wearing is an indicator of what is socially mandated or expected. What you're missing out on is what makes seemingly ubiquitous pieces unique or particular to the person or environment associated with it.

>>14270319
There ought not to be any moral judgement associated with cultural distributions. It's an unsafe act to associate either common, regular or their opposites with being good or advantageous outside of context.

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>>14267918

>> No.14271754

>>14270316
why are sexcore models always manlets?

>> No.14271900

>>14270770
Don’t go for art hoes they aren’t worth it.

Find yourself a normie gf.

>> No.14271932

>>14267918
How does her muff eat the jeans like that?

>> No.14271962

>>14270264
Tastefully layered ashtray, grease, book binder and cheap deodorant is unironically the best smell on anyone.

>> No.14271965

>>14271424
this but with an olive twill unstructured blazer

>> No.14271966

>>14271754
Only certified manlets or gollum's stunt doubles care about fashion. Attractive people over 6' just wing it, everything looks good on them.

>> No.14271977

>>14269997
Guaranteed to have never seen a vagina.

>> No.14272001

>>14271900
How and where do I find one?

>> No.14272231

>>14271412
you wrote up this great post here but youre entirely wrong in that normcore is a distinct style made up of various semiotic and garment signifiers that are extremely well documented and established. if your point was that the philosphy behind the normcore trend and later style was inherently flawed based on the critteria you laid out in your post your point would have been far more compelling.

>> No.14272363

>>14268444
you don't have to marry the first vapid whore you fuck you virgin

>> No.14272368

>>14267936
Waiter core

>> No.14272378

>>14269880
Dracula Blues Brothers

>> No.14272422

>>14269635
He does look silly but you revealed your sour grapes with the IQ comment

>> No.14272667

>>14269352
It looks more like Gowanus, BK

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>>14267918
Checkmate OP, and to all the virgins here best of luck.

>> No.14272889

>>14272001
They’re nornies. Go where normies go. Ask that cutie at the book store for her number, or if you’re illiterate try speak to a girl when you go get a coffee somewhere.

>> No.14272966

>>14268078
this but the chinos are loose and the boots aren't some gay shit

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>>14267918
What I usually wear.

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i chatted up a 7/10 office girl at the train station last night and ended up fucking her. this is what i was wearing.

>> No.14273287

>>14272966
Ew anon. No, it has to be slim fit. The shoe has to be something normal and neutral like chukkas or derbies. And they can’t be shiny, they will have to be suedes or the likes. No t shirt. No jeans. No sneakers except superga or onitsuka.

DEFINITELY no Vans.

>> No.14273423

>>14273278
How does this even happen,
I must have written this post a dozen times over the years.
Over 50 approaches and I still have absolutely no idea how to close.
It's like I don't have a sexual bone in my body.

>> No.14273503

>>14273423
have big dick energy

>> No.14273512

>>14270770
its overrated

>> No.14273517

>>14273503
I have an 8.5-ish dick, you'd be surprised at how little of a difference that makes despite being a rarity.
I just meet a glass wall every time and tail off the conversation like a pedestrian.

>> No.14273553

>>14271424
W2C a belt with a buckle as big as that!

>> No.14273555

>>14273124
W2C that gorgeous belt!?

>> No.14273582
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Spoiled rich brat core.

>> No.14273584

>>14273555
It's a gun belt, so most holster retailers.
https://www.zfi-inc.com/en/kiro-moab-ds-premium-heavy-duty-dress-stitched-handmade-leather-belt-for-gun-carry

>> No.14273590

>>14273582
You need a Tag Heuer, the actual iPhone or last year one, a small horse on your shirt, a belt that isnt primark tier and Sperrys. Now you look like a poorfag trying to dress up

>> No.14273599

Boots, Jeans, Button-up, Leather jacket

>> No.14273606

>>14273590
True, but I'd rather look like a poorfag than blow 1000 bucks on useless shit.

>> No.14273608

>>14270316

I usually unironically dig most SEX on at least some level but this fit is pure garbage

>> No.14273610

>>14273606
>1000 bucks
Kek

>> No.14273670

>>14273610
Stop laughing, I'm a poorfag, I wear fake Raybands for heavens sake.

>> No.14273711

>>14273582
hate the shoes. why not a short sleeve shirt.

>> No.14273716

>>14273608
this

>> No.14273719

>>14269880
>so he wore a cape on our first date
>he didn't even say anythign for the first hour, mostly just grunts of agreement or reponses muttered under his breath

>> No.14273735

>>14267918
whatever clothes mommy puts on my bed for me to wear

>> No.14273737

>>14271424
this dude making me rethink getting my jeans tapered

>> No.14273819

>>14273517

she was the second one. the first one was a lithuanian hotel manager, but it transpired her husband was meeting her off the train.

>> No.14273821

>>14267918
I'd continue with my douchebag appearance, since I am getting a date and thats my plan.

>> No.14273944

>>14273711
Short sleeve shirts look awful

>> No.14273973

>>14273517
Little difference? You mean to your confidence or their pleasure?

>> No.14273988

>>14273973
I'm a virgin chap, I wouldn't know.

>> No.14274007

>>14273988
You will not fail. They’ll keep thinking about your dick and will go for another date with you.

>> No.14274021

>>14273582
this is so fucking bad

>> No.14274053

>>14274007
What I'm saying is I can't close for shit, let alone get a foot in the door.
I approach well and am confident enough, I just trail off the conversation and say a variant of "well, see you around". This is a (long) work in progress for me.
I was raised protestant and the whole moral citizen mask completely shrouds my sexuality.
Every time I do get a number I get radio silence calling etc.
I know most guys would be envious of me, but trust me, being a loner for the whole of your adult life in a rural area where you're trapped financially negates a lot.

>> No.14274175

>>14267918
a condom so im ready for anything

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>>14267918
IM SO FUCKING LONELY AND HORNY I JUST NEED AN ARTHOE GF. WHY IS SOCIETY SO SICK AND CRUEL TO ME

>> No.14274439

>>14269987
It baffles me that so many people simply deny having issues and then treat romantic interests with disdain as if to date a human is disgusting.
(Disclaimer: by 'issues' I mean, mild traumas, insecurities. Promiscuity is not an issue, that's a pattern of bad decisions)

>> No.14274453

>>14274181
Maybe because you're a whiny bitch

>> No.14274496

>>14274181
based

>> No.14274499

Either brown or khaki chinos, white oxford shirt, and brown brogued derbie with a navy blazer, or go full SEX.

>> No.14274515

>>14274499
Drop the blazer. Super normie but it gets the job done.

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>>14267918
s e x

>> No.14274588

>>14274053
Here, bud. Literally say these words:
"Wanna go out with me [AN ACTUAL DAY]?" Nothing more. Nothing less. Not go out with me SOMETIME, not WHEN YOU HAVE TIME. Suggest an actual time. If you're feeling ballsy ask them for drinks the same night. If they're not interested they'll say they won't have time and won't suggest another meeting time. If they are, you'll have a date.

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>> No.14274617

>>14274588
Duly noted. At the risk of sounding more oblivious than I make out, how do you segue naturally to saying this. I find it quite jarring to abruptly end whatever conversation we're having to say this, I suppose you could say it after deliberately pausing but still.
I'm doing my best to not overthink this. I'd still day drink if it didn't make my mind less sharp. Meditation might pay off, I refuse to take those anxiety pills. Appreciate the effort though.

>> No.14274642
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>>14267918
I usually wear something like this. art hoe sugarbaby prostitute types like the OP pic go wild for it in my experience.

>> No.14274669

>>14273124
I like that jacket! w2c?

>> No.14274682

>>14273423
>How does this even happen
It's actually extremely easy.
1. awkwardly make small talk with a stranger
2. go your separate ways and never speak to each other again once the train comes
3. post online about how you totally fucked her for real honest

>> No.14274689

>>14271424
SLOT

>> No.14274797

>>14268444
>444 confirms clueless incel

>> No.14274831

test

>> No.14274890

>>14267918
>white tank
>white dress shirt, top unbutton
>blue jean
>watch
>brown dress shoes

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>>14267918
Not funny, but pic related

>> No.14274909

>>14270176
There is so much stress on the front of the shoe where the tongue is that you just know his heel is elevated like 4 or 6 inches. WOW

>> No.14274912

>>14273582

at least cuff the shorts once idiot

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>>14273582
Nah, its obvious you are just dressing up. Get a white linnen shirt, salmon chino shorts, a nice belt, boat shoes without socks and a dress watch on a leather strap and you will have the look down. Don’t forget the whitened teeth and a nice haircut which is not too short

>> No.14275470

>>14267918
You wear the exact same type of outfit you were wearing when you asked her out. Have you guys never been on dates? Unless you're going to a nice restaurant. Its regular shoes (Van's, common projects, SBs, redwings etc), jeans (preferably selvedge and not predistressed) and a tshirt. Super easy you spergs

>> No.14275472

>>14273582
Max cringe at your $100 "rich" outfit. Nice target belt faggot.

>> No.14275479

>>14274642
it saddens me that this is fairly applicable

>> No.14275545

>>14274669
Many milsurp stores should carry them. Original M65.

>> No.14275994

Probably just a grey knit crewneck, dark blue loose fit jeans and slightly beat up white stan smiths

>> No.14276012

>>14269352
is it jackson heights or elmhurst?

>> No.14276287

>>14269060
Cause when I think of sex, I think of pants that take 20 minutes to take off...

>> No.14276332

>>14268563

I find it hard not to find these pictures hilarious

>> No.14276341

>>14270176

why

>> No.14276349

>>14269352
Seems a pretty effay neighborhood.

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>>14270176

>> No.14277124

>>14274181
This guy gets laid.