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Will people assume Im gay if Im doing anything other than running 10 miles in these?

>> No.14265115

As long as you work for the Reno sherriff department you should be fine.

>> No.14265118

>>14265115
SHERIFFS DEPARTMENT

>> No.14265122

My coworker is gay and made a comment recently about a straight(?) guy who comes in wearing jogging shorts like pic related, tank top, bathrobe and MAGA hat. He said that in his experience the only reason to wear jogging shorts for anything but jogging was for picking up dudes.

>> No.14265123

>>14265113
honestly even for that an inseam that high is unnecessary
i run up to 9 miles in mid-low thigh running shorts and am perfectly fine

>> No.14265191

>>14265113
Sexy af. No homo, obv

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>>14265118

>> No.14265226

>>14265113
My girlfriend makes me wear those shorts and a crop top before she plays with my asshole and gives me to a prostate orgasm.

>> No.14265233

>>14265226
>Gives me stimulation*

>> No.14265235

used to wear zyzz shorts to the gym. id rock them at a home gym but too much attention is paid on you and guys are fags and will hit on you so i stopped

>> No.14265252 [DELETED] 

indoors only unless you wanna get approached by homosexuals

nice shorts tho.

>> No.14265386

Chads wear the fuck they want.
Now it is your choice: are you a Chad enough dude?

>> No.14265494

>>14265122
Sounds like your gay coworker is ignoring their experience and instead just wants to fuck the straight(?) guy.

>> No.14265498

People will think you're gay even if you run in these. They look like they were made with only sexual purposes in mind.

>> No.14265728

>>14265498
>>14265252
>>14265226
>>14265191
hnnnggg

>> No.14265731

>>14265728
arr you okay?

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>>14265113
What's the name of these shorts? I'm thinking of picking some up for the gym.
You could always wear compression pants under them if you're worried about being eyeballed.

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>>14265731

>> No.14265967

>>14265113
I have those same shorts, and the similar blue(ikea coloured) ones. I have yet to wear them, but i only got them a few months ago and its still not warm enough to wear them outside. I dunno if i will.

I am a gay guy though... BUT i also only plan on using it while running 5 or 10k.

>>14265123
Yeah, for the last 4 years iv used basketball shorts, which have worked fine... I just wanted to spice things up a bit(and these new ones have a support pouch for my junk, which will help i assume)

>> No.14265984

>>14265759
Dolphin shorts.

>> No.14266120

>>14265123
Aint about necessities, its about good feelz
Sun on skin, skys out thighs out

>> No.14266160

>>14265967
You wear basketball shorts when you run? I get that they cover your junk but short shorts with a split side and compression shorts under them is the comfiest and best thing to wear when running imo

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>>14266120
i run at nighttime so no one can see my disgusting limping form

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14266181

Would girls like someone in pic related shorts or would they be turned off?
i've always liked above mid-thigh shorts tbqh

>> No.14266308

>>14266181
i mean not those in particular
even girls who like softboys aren't into trannys

>> No.14267481 [DELETED] 

>>14266181
>>14266308
Wrong

if you workout and have a nice aesthetic rock these around a girl. she will wanna suck the dick through you shorts.

women can't help but look down when a guys wearing anything revealing like shorts, sweats, thin pants.

>> No.14267492

god bless cute boys in dolphin shorts

>> No.14267535

>>14267492
t-thanks anon.

>> No.14267554

not if youre a sick cunt, then theyll be mirin brah

>> No.14267572

>>14265226
Can I be your girlfriend? I'll wear the shorts too

>> No.14267619

>>14267572
You can be mine. You cant play with my shitmaker tho.

>> No.14267801

>>14265759
I've seen dudes running in ONLY compression pants lately

>> No.14267878

got a pair of these for like £1-2 off aliexpress, theyre comfy for indoor exercise

>>14265113
probably because you look pretty damn hot in em

>>14267801
lucky cunt

>> No.14268792

>>14265113
>Those legs

dude has the body of a 14 yo girl

>> No.14268797

>>14265113
just get some canterbury shorts fag

>> No.14268909

>>14267572
Only if you're actually a girl, only penis allowed is mine, and plastic ones.

>> No.14268991

Wish I could get away with shorter shorts, but my leg shape trends towards the opposite of bow-legged

>> No.14269019

Any tips on how to start running?

>> No.14269035

>>14266160
I recently got one of those too. It's heaven. To feel the air up your upper thighs is nice too, and it allows for much greater mobility. Plus the short I got is one of those "outdoor trek" shorts. So it has these pockets in the line of the belt, where I can put my keys and such. Instead of it dangling in my pocket.

>> No.14269047

>>14269019
Take it slow, you have those couch potato to 5k trainings. Download them on your phone and follow the instructions. If you have some basic stamina, just run 2 or 3 km, walk a bit and run 2 or 3 more. Gradually built it until you can run 5k in one go. Then slowly built from there. It's okay to sometimes run not so far (its even beneficial), as long as you progressively run further over time.

>> No.14269108

>>14269019
If you really want to get into it, get a cheap gps/hr monitor (the garmin ones are probably the best). One of the cheap garmin ones will do, but training with hr is WAY more effective than without and they are pretty much the only way to follow a decent plan, if you make it past c25k. They also count the cals burned during a run.

>> No.14269128

>>14265123
this >>14266120
is bizarrely correct. My mile times running in my ranger panties are way better than wearing my mid-thigh nikes. I think it's some primordial thing, the feeling of hunting mammoths on foot wearing loin cloths or some shit

>> No.14269217

i wear those because they're comfy as fuck during hot summer and you can wear them mostly on every occasion + they're fa as fuck in my opinion + i'm hetero but i like gay clothes

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Only if you are a true madlad chad