How to wear chelsea boots without looking gay?

[Anonymous No.14254981]

[Anonymous No.14254990]

>>14254981
Get black ones and don’t wear super skinny jeans with them

[Anonymous No.14254992]

>>14254990
This guys right.

[Anonymous No.14254995]

>>14254981
I wear the brown timberland ones. pretty good boots for me. I jumped off a train going like 35mph in them once and they barely got a scratch. had em for 5 years or so and they're still going strong.

pretty sure that's what David wears in californication,too

[Anonymous No.14254996]

>>14254981
First off stay the fuck away from the kind in pic related. The only chelsea boots that arent faggy are ones with a 40mm+ heel. Do not wear tapered pants too. They can be absolutely skin tight in the thighs but for the love of god do not have them skin tight tapered from the knee down. People do not realize this and unfortunately the fit of pants im talking about doesnt really exist any more. Try raiding womens straight or bootcut fit pants

[Anonymous No.14255066]

>>14254996
i thought its the opposite, higher heels look more feminine

[Anonymous No.14255097]

>>14254981
how the fuck do you wear chelsea boots without skinny jeans? I hate skinny jeans but I wanna wear chelseas.
also, best color?

[Anonymous No.14255451]

>>14254996
damn, looking great man. i'm getting some serious rockstar vibes. op, just listen to what he said

[Anonymous No.14255655]

>>14254996
Those are wyatts and almost definitely have a 40mm heal. Also you want tapered pants because it shows off the thin shaft of the boot, you just can't have big thighs like in your pic.

[Anonymous No.14256177]

>>14255655
Shut up you stupid fucking sheep. Literally nobody has legs like slpb models so never wear that shit tapered unless you're severely anorexic

[Anonymous No.14256195]

>>14256177
Stick to the streatwear threads fatty, you obviously don't know what you're talking about

[Anonymous No.14256206]

>>14254995
>I jumped off a train going like 35mph in them once
wow ur so hxc

[Anonymous No.14256218]

ANAL BOYS ANAL ANAL BOYS

[Anonymous No.14256226]

BeatleBoots>chelseas

[Anonymous No.14256236]

>>14254981
fpbp

The only caveat here is that regular chelsea boots and jeans just don't look that great. There's almost always better alternative boots, and chelseas really shine with the sleek metrosexual slp look

[Anonymous No.14256315]

>>14255451
This would be so GOAT if the guy didn't have a chubby face.

[Anonymous No.14256766]

>>14255451
*if the guy wasn't indian and chubby everywhere

Racism aside, i have to say that it's very difficult for anyone but thin white people to pull slp looks off

[Anonymous No.14257269]

not wearing them

[Anonymous No.14257498]

>>14255097
dark beige

[Anonymous No.14257761]

>>14257498
this. black is overrated.

[Anonymous No.14257846]

wear them similarly to cowboy boots, fuck this recent sleek metrosexual garbage. They are utilitarian, not formal

[Anonymous No.14257859]

i always wanted to wear harness boots, but /fa/ scared me with the SAINT LAURENT PARIS memes

[Anonymous No.14257937]

>>14254981
Be Australian, wear RM Williams.

[Anonymous No.14257940]

Don’t suck dick or take one up the ass while wearing them and you’ll be fine. A pair of shoes will not turn you magically gay.
This fucking board and it’s fragile masculinity, I swear.

[Anonymous No.14258449]

>>14257859
If you buy harness boots, don't even think about buying that low-heeled abomination

You have to go full send with the 40mm heels and skinny jeans or they look shitty

>>14257940
This. Girls are also paradoxically easier to bang if they think you're gay somehow

[Anonymous No.14258511]

>>14256195

That looks ridiculous. The only time it looks remotely ok is in ads for high end brands and only in a very meticulously thought out pose and angle.

OP, wear normal jeans that don't taper like leggings like the other anon said. Slim fit is fine, as long as your balls and penor can still breathe in your pants. Something like chestnut or a darker beigevor khaki or something is good for different kinds of outfits and situations.

[Anonymous No.14258675]

>>14257937
thanks

[Anonymous No.14258694]

>>14258449
>If you buy harness boots, don't even think about buying that low-heeled abomination
thats the reason i liked it, it looks more like something a normie would wear

i am not ready to commit fully to a high fashion look tbqh

[Anonymous No.14258716]

>>14255097
Slim(actual slim, not SLIMFIT) black pants. If you're bigger, straight fit and have them tapered from the calf down. If you get anything but black Chelsea boots you will regret it.

[Anonymous No.14258755]

>>14258694
With all due respect, harness boots are a pretty big statement that aren't really meant for normie looks

They look out of place and awkward irl if they're too chunky or low-heeled, either "business man trying to be youthful" or "hick at the small town bar" vibes

[Anonymous No.14258774]

>>14256195
Let's be real, the thickest part of an SLPs model leg is their knee, that's on another level of skinny which most people aren't willing to go to.

[Anonymous No.14258776]

>>14258755
perhaps youre right, but ive seen people pull it off with normal leather jackets and jeans

[Anonymous No.14258788]

get some 40mm black leather chelseas. if you can wear a dress shoe or dress boot the extra 1cm 1.5cm won't hurt. just be good looking and you'll be fine :)

[Anonymous No.14258797]

>>14254990
This will only make you look gayer op don't listen to him

[Anonymous No.14258809]

I love my Meermin Chelseas. I don’t see what’s “gay” or even feminine about them. They’re just laceless dress boots.

[Anonymous No.14258917]

chelsea boots are the epitome of normie by now. just wear them, no one will notice or care

[Anonymous No.14259057]

>>14258788

you look pasty as fuck, go outside and get some sun lol

[Anonymous No.14259059]

>>14258788
ID? SLP, i suppose