most effay branch

[Anonymous No.14190135]

if you say anything other than navy you're retarded

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.14190137]

navy is for gomos
blue boys

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.14190144]

whichever is the more elite

[Anonymous No.14190167]

>say the color of the Peacoat is Navy Blue
>It's literally black
Nope. Stupids

[R Æ V S !KNDY.OZUoo No.14190354]

INFANTERÍA DE MARINA ARMADA.

I N · C I E L O · I N · T E R R A · I N · M A R E

[Anonymous No.14190370]

Well, you know, italians still operate with fucking black FEATHERS on.

[Anonymous No.14190372]

>>14190370

[Anonymous No.14190378]

>joining the military
Imagine actually doing this. Enjoy dying for your corporate overlords who see you as nothing more than a tool for profit while trying to convince you that you're some hero that "served your country".

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.14190381]

>>14190378
Joining military =/= dying
You get trained and you get connected. And then you get career opportunities, friendships.

[Anonymous No.14190387]

>>14190381
And when the US decides another 3rd world country is somehow a """""""threat"""""""" to our freedom and way of life, you can bet they're going to ship your sorry ass out to get shot for literally nothing.

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.14190391]

>>14190387
I'd love to risk it, wish I could go back to being a kid and join in

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.14190392]

#yolo

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.14190394]

Worse case, unless you're an utter moron, you can just become a police after you're done. Power tripping, easy mode.

[Anonymous No.14190471]

>>14190135
>dying for joos
lol

[Anonymous No.14191141]

Imagine being retarded enough to get put in a job where you'd get shot.

[Anonymous No.14191145]

>>14191141
or a chance to shoot nog

[Anonymous No.14191155]

>>14191145
or a chance to get mogged by tribal savages or rice field farmers

[Anonymous No.14191210]

You can always get a job that isnt involved in direct combat, like mass communications or mortician

[Anonymous No.14191223]

>>14191210
right or an onboard doc I mean what could happen

[Anonymous No.14191224]

>>14191210
Be careful about doing this. I don't know what it's like in other armies but in the British army even if you're a chef you are still first and foremost a soldier. Although it would be extremely rare, if they need you to fight you'd have no choice.

[Anonymous No.14191229]

>>14190135
imagine thinking any branch of the military or police is in any way /fa/

[Anonymous No.14191242]

>>14190381
>needs help of the government to get friends

[Anonymous No.14191283]

>>14190394
>become a police officer
>unless youre an utter moron
im not sure what you mean? police officers are literally all double digit IQ sub-retards

[Anonymous No.14192103]

Coast guard, since its the only truly defensive branch.. That is, if you're gonna die for it, you really ARE dying to protect your country... Not to make some sheckles for merchants on the other side of the globe.

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.14192129]

[Anonymous No.14192225]

Carabinieri

[Anonymous No.14192237]

>>14192225
>shoe polishers on their heads
that's a yikes for me boss

[Anonymous No.14192271]

[Anonymous No.14192300]

>>14190378
you can die doing any job, the military is just more dangerous, so essentially you’re just afraid of danger anon

[Anonymous No.14192324]

>>14190378
>who see you as nothing more than a tool for profit

So you are NEET or CEO?

[Anonymous No.14192333]

>>14190135
As soon as it becomes real, the Space Force.
There is nothing more effay than space. Space is fucking cool.

[Anonymous No.14192356]

>>14192333
space is the place

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.14192367]

Russian Martial-Cosmic Forces.

[Anonymous No.14192560]

>>14190135
coast guard gang we out here

[Anonymous No.14192697]

>>14190394
this is the textbook career path for Marines, not Navy. Also,
>unless you're a utter moron
see >>14190394

[Anonymous No.14192713]

>>14190144
usually dont do this kind of shit but.... this is a great photo, you got the backstory?

[Anonymous No.14192806]

>>14191229
>what are detectives and beat cops
both extremely effay

[Anonymous No.14192860]

>>14190370
that's genuinely pretty sick

[Anonymous No.14192885]

>>14190381
Die for Israel goyim. It's the right thing to do!

[Anonymous No.14192890]

>>14190387
>thinking more than 5% of military jobs are front line operators

[Anonymous No.14193075]

>>14190135
>being israel's bitch
>effay
choose one