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Daily reminder this is how you need to dress to get art hoes

>> No.14178587

>>14178581
That's how I dressed until I discovered /fa/. Do I need to get out in order to rail a qt3.14 like that?

>> No.14178595
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>>14178587
Ye

>> No.14178598

>>14178595
Damn, I'd rail both of the dudes.
No homo

>> No.14178611

>>14178581
>dressing like a beta male provider
that works for all women
nah im good

>> No.14178736

you can tell they are in a non monogamous relationship where the chick gets to fuck 10 Chads a week off tinder and the simpy nu male doesn't even get a bowjob from his wife and has to pay for all of her shit

>> No.14178745

is there anything more soi than buttoning the top button when not wearing a tie?

>> No.14178763
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>>14178595
>guy on right has a shirt that even says "S O Y L E N T" across it

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>>14178595

>> No.14180152

>>14178581
How do I dress to get a woman who:
>doesn't wear a grey crewneck sweatshirt, black leggings, and vans everywhere
>doesn't use social media much
>doesn't watch netflix
>hasn't slept with anyone before me
>can cook
>expects me to not do drugs
>expects me not to sit around and play video games
>would want to start a family
>Age 18-25
Also what is this woman?

>> No.14180154

>>14180152
some sheltered girl who was probably homeschooled
good luck finding her since she only leaves the house for class and groceries

>> No.14180228

>>14180152
an amish commune. stop being an incel.

>> No.14180231

>>14180152
I'M LOOKING FOR A 25 YEAR OLD VIRGIN BECAUSE ALL WOMEN BELONG TO ME

WHY IS EVERYONE HATEING ON WHITE MALES @____@ IM OPRESSED BY CULTURE WOMEN ARE SUPPOSED TO BELONG TO ME!!!@

>> No.14180239
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>>14180228
>>14180231
T. roasties

>> No.14180241

>>14178736
Don't worry, he gets to clean her up after. He thinks of her vagina as his "doggy bag" but he knows he must never say that out loud.

>> No.14180315

>>14180152
Join some extreme fringe religion

>> No.14180339
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>>14178581
BY AZURA

>> No.14180359

>>14178736
I don't understand how this happened. Every Anglosphere country has a bunch of people doing "poly" now.

>> No.14180361

I'll rather paint the walls with chunks of my head and blood than become that kind of people

>> No.14180417

>>14178581
>>14178595
Happy for them. Girl is qt

>> No.14180443

>>14180152
Philippines, anon. Not the foreigner infested cities with the trannies/hookers (makati, angeles city, etc.) but the areas less frequented by tourists. That’s where i met my wife, but you have to be at least average looking if you want a cute young girlfriend.

>>14180154
Also, this. I would recommend the mall.

>> No.14180448

>>14178581
*how you need to dress to get cucked by art hoes.

>> No.14180485

>>14178581
Those are the type of faggots making threads pining for art hoes in the first place.

>> No.14180632

Idk how you guys are this fucking autistic sometimes.

Art hoes are really vulnerable. They very easily get tired of binge drinking and getting ghosted and treated like shit. All you have to do is be well-groomed and be baseline polite to them and they'll literally do anything for you.

My last girlfriend I was with for a year was a prototypical art hoe and like I treated her like shit but because I was decent and at the very least pretended to listen and like bought her a record once a month I was god's gift to man.

The bar is very very low gentlemen. Take advantage of it. All you need to be is a twink with a nicotine habit to leapfrog over most of the sweatpant-wearing mouthbreathers you're competing against in the market.

>> No.14180636

>>14180632
i did this and my art hoe gf still cheated on me. i guess she still is in her drinking phase
her last bf abused her.

>> No.14180686

>>14180443
Yeah anon marry a Filipino and spend the rest of your life looking like a pathetic guy who purchased a wife to marry him for a greencard

>> No.14180704

>>14180636

damn brother that sucks. I mean I cheated on my last gf so I'm not going to pretend like I'm better than that but that's an anomaly brother. If you establish yourself as the alpha in the dynamic early you can hopefully reign the next one in.

The best advice I ever got about women was from my high school drug dealer: "fucking with women isn't about sex, it's about what they can give you besides that."

exploit them for their resources brother

>> No.14180707

>>14180704
>: "fucking with women isn't about sex, it's about what they can give you besides that."
thats deep
but most art hoes i meet. are broke and work a coffee shops. what can i exploit from them?

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>>14180707
Free vanilla bean frappuccinos...and maybe those Ember mugs that have the heating base

>> No.14180814

>>14180707

Honestly bro get them to do work for you. I've gotten girls on tinder to fold my laundry, do DIY Stuff on my clothes that I was too bored or too dumb to do, rides to places, +1 to shitty events I don't wanna go to, outsourced responsibilities from my job to a girl once, and if I'm out at a bar I've had them get them to get some poor schlub to buy her a drink that's actually for me.

Everyone has something to offer. Your initial approach to a woman should be to understand what it is she brings to the table. It's close to PUA bullshit but it's true Marx said everyone has their surplus value exploited and in relationships the same holds true.

>> No.14180859

>>14180231
>>14180228
Checked off too many boxes hm?

>> No.14181638

>2019
>still arguing about how to get art hoes
get /fit/, then don a chunky sweater and glasses: onions minus the onions

>> No.14182270

>>14178595
>that bulge on the chick

>> No.14182273

>>14180152
>hasn't slept with anyone before me
>age 18-25
you need to lower that age-gap
nowadays girls lose their virginity at 12

>> No.14182758

>>14180152
>he hasn't swept up a female farm nerd yet

Have you REALLY not thought to go to some local church for your dream girl?

>> No.14182860

>>14178736
He does get a blow job when he fills out his goodhusband-point card

>> No.14182912

>>14178581
why would I want to get an art hoe

>> No.14182922

>>14182912
Because you hate yourself and want to inflict suffering unto your soul.