Funeral fits

[Anonymous No.14167591]

I will sooner rather than later have to go to a funeral. Are black jeans and docs acceptable?

[Anonymous No.14167597]

Are these straight jeans with docs derbies acceptable at a normie middle-class funeral?

[Anonymous No.14167629]

>>14167591
>Are black jeans and docs acceptable?
No, it's really not. Just get yourself a grey suit and a white shirt.

[Anonymous No.14167632]

Here's at the last funeral, about a decade ago, same demographic.

[Anonymous No.14167633]

>jeans at a funeral
>middle class
uhhh,anon...

[Anonymous No.14167636]

>>14167633
>middle class
Well, some of them are actual millionaires.

[Anonymous No.14167638]

>>14167591
>Are black jeans and docs acceptable?

No. Put on a black suit and show some respect to the deceased.

[Anonymous No.14167644]

>>14167636
are you gypsies and did they make their fortune smuggling stolen cars from Germany to Romania? cant think of any other explanations

[Anonymous No.14167646]

I don't like wearing non-denim pants - they make me look like a pear. Are dickies style black work pants acceptable at a funeral? What kind of top would go with them?

[Anonymous No.14167651]

>>14167591
HAHAHAHAHAHA CARING ABOUT DRESSING ON FUNERAL
SOMETIMES I REALLY FUCKING HATE YOU WESTERNS.
YOU HAVE NO SOUL ONLY FLESH AND BONE.

[Anonymous No.14167664]

>>14167651
he's right you know

[Anonymous No.14167666]

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[Anonymous No.14167676]

>>14167651
It's about showing respect to the deceased and his close family aleksej

[Anonymous No.14167678]

bruh... you can wear track pants

[Anonymous No.14167680]

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[Anonymous No.14167689]

I would prefer dress pants if it wasn't so hard to find for my irregularly shaped butt and thighs.

[Anonymous No.14167690]

>>14167676
>showing respect by dressing up in fancy clothing
its a fucking funeral not a wedding
sorry but this feels very fucking empty

[Anonymous No.14167692]

I will look into sleezecore style baggy dress pants.

[Anonymous No.14167696]

w2c asian style pants?

[Anonymous No.14167697]

>>14167690
>Going to weddings besides your own

[Anonymous No.14167701]

>>14167696
in Asia?

[Anonymous No.14167703]

If you're not poor as fuck or part of a particularly sleazy mafia clan, dress appropriately for a funeral.

[Anonymous No.14167709]

>>14167638
The nigga dead I don’t think he cares what you were it’s mlre important to his family

[Anonymous No.14167719]

>>14167709
DA NIGGA DED *SMACKS LIPS*

[Anonymous No.14167817]

>>14167633
What's wrong with it?

t. Lower class

[Anonymous No.14167838]

if its someone close to you you shouldnt worry about what to wear. this is all about you coming to terms with something.
otherwise, dress respectful and in dark tones.

[Anonymous No.14167872]

unless you are poor and cannot afford a suit, be a normal fucking person and wear a black suit (dark colored or grey if you do not own a black suit).

The death of someone remotely close to you is one of the most serious life experiences you will ever have, thus it warrants the most serious (AKA formal) attire.

Using someone's death to try and showcase how effay you are is one of the most self-centered and disrespectful things you can do.
If you generally are uncomfortable wearing suits or formal attire, you will demonstrate how respectful/serious you are by stepping out of your comfort zone and dressing up.

Please do not dress like a heathen at this person's wedding

[Anonymous No.14167884]

funeral* not wedding, lol

[Anonymous No.14167888]

>>14167632
> Canada goose
节哀顺变

[Anonymous No.14168091]

>>14167591
just dark suits

[Anonymous No.14168131]

Special case but my best friend died and a week prior our whole group of friends had all bought the same hoodie in different colors so we all wore that and grey chinos and put his hoodie that he never got to wear in the casket

[Anonymous No.14168324]

Full Rick because it matches the black and white color scheme typically associated with funerals.

[Anonymous No.14168732]

a black suit with a white shirt and black tie. black overcoat if it's cold.

[Anonymous No.14168808]

>>14168732

Only acceptable answer. Charcoal suit with a black tie is okay-ish, too.

>Fun Fact: The most appropriate attire would be a black cut with black top hat.

[Anonymous No.14169453]

>>14168808
Wtf nobody even wore a suit at the last funeral I attended. It's not some stuffy occasion, you are there to celebrate the life of whoever died with the people you care about.

[Anonymous No.14169659]

>>14168732
close family members wear this while everyone else grey is ok. as long as you're not dressed in casual flamboyant colours its fine

[Anonymous No.14169911]

i once wore vans old skools to a funeral

[Anonymous No.14169945]

>>14169911
Cringe if those where your only option
Based if you went out of your way to be disrespectful

[Anonymous No.14170009]

>asking for fashion advice for a funeral

[Anonymous No.14170014]

>>14167651
Yeah he should just show up wearing his jammies or his McD's uniform. Afterall, he has other shit to do that day

[Anonymous No.14170021]

>>14169453
It's a funeral, not a wake.

[Anonymous No.14170182]

>>14167591
I own a black CDG suit that I keep for funerals. It's a really simple and pretty one, and the fact that I have it makes me feel more "prepared" to face the tragedy of a loss.