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GENTLEMEN

>> No.14126630

>>14126620
who is the left guy

shame on me for knowing the two others

>> No.14126643

>>14126620
Does the M in Alpha M stand for midget?

>> No.14126644

>>14126630
The Kavalier, the most normal of the 3 and pretty good for an American. Don't do my boy Raphael like that, he may be an autist but he is the most knowledgeable.

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>>14126620
>a man, a dwarf and an archdwarf

>> No.14126652

>be a badboy

>> No.14126710
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>> No.14126714
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Here is a pic of him explaining how baggy will never go out of style.

>> No.14126723

>>14126716
i remember an early video of him (think 2010-11) where he went to try on a pair of skinny jeans and said he couldnt wear them because he has a "ghetto booty"

>> No.14126767

>>14126723
So he was a late adopter and now he won't give them up.

>> No.14126784
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>Guys, listen to me. Bootcut will never go out of style. I've done the math. Here are 10 reasons why bootcut is the bestcut.
>BUT FIRST let me tell you about my favorite bootcut jeans subscription service, RodeoExpress! New bootcut jeans delivered to your house every month!

>> No.14126840

>>14126784
Based.

>> No.14126845

>>14126716
that's the best he's ever looked
based baggy

>> No.14126852

>>14126784
>RodeoExpress
I love this new company because they CUT OUT THE MIDDLE MAN, allowing me to have luxury goods at shitter prices!

>> No.14126858
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Only true youtube gentleman

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>> No.14126869

>>14126865
the asian guy looks cute af, leave him alone

>> No.14126879

>>14126858
with that hair it looks like he is cosplaying

>> No.14126880

>>14126869
Ok, asian friend. You guys are very attractive, hahahah

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>>14126865

>> No.14126885

does anyone actually believe guys like alpha manlet manage to pick up attractive women? puas only pull fugly gutter-tier sluts

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>>14126882

>> No.14127034

>>14126716

Unironically baggy looks better than slim fit, seems more authentic and less self absorbed

>> No.14127170

>>14126620
There is a point where someone is too tall, being over 6'2" is disgusting for anyone.

>> No.14127174

>>14126858
His wife proves that women don't have their own personalities and need to leech off their man.

>> No.14127178

>>14127170
even female models are at least 6 feet these days

>> No.14127183

>>14126858
what anime is this?

>> No.14127189

>>14127034
and the cycle repeats

>> No.14127198

>>14126716
looks better than any retarded pic i have seen of him. but hes selling shit so hes gotta do what hes gotta do i guess.

>> No.14127210

>>14127170
hilarious cope
6'2 is average young male height here in the netherlands

>> No.14127232

doesn't him being a manlet only strengthen his points though
he finds success despite being short

>> No.14127245
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Although short gay men are often sought-after as bottoms, it is rare for a short top to be successful, and he looks like a top to me.

>> No.14127255

for everything i have wrong going for me, at least i'm not a manlet

>> No.14127282

I haven't watched his stuff lately.

Does he still recycling his own videos?

>> No.14127296

>>14126858
Reviewbrah? Tell me about the fast food of 2040.

>> No.14127301

>>14127170
cope, average height in my country is around 6'-6'1 for males and I'm 6'4

>> No.14127303

>>14126643
Nah it's Manlet

>> No.14127418

>>14127034
t.fatty

>> No.14127447

>>14126865
>tfw even asians are taller than you

>> No.14128526

>>14126858
This is not a picture of Reviewbrah

>> No.14128592

>>14127301
Only 6'4? That is like being king of manlets at 6' in america but in your country lmao. I was 6'4 at 15.

>> No.14128594

>>14128592
Me too, but I'm also 6'4 at 30.

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>>14126710

>> No.14128753
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>>14126620

>> No.14128843

I'm glad I don't know who any of these people are.

>> No.14128853

>>14126714
He looks like the goblins in World of Warcraft.

>> No.14128857

>>14126858
Love their vids. Good info.
He recently uploaded a pic of him in denim suit however...

>> No.14128908

wait I didn't realize it before but did Alpha M invent SEXCORE? If so then I kinda like him actually.

>> No.14128970

>>14128853
THANK YOU!
I've told my friends, but they just respond with "a sexy goblin maybe."

>> No.14128971

>>14128592
desperate cope tho

>> No.14129001

>>14128908
He is a late adopter with no sense whatsoever

>> No.14129013

>>14126858
I don't know why but I trust this man

>> No.14129052

>>14128908
>did Alpha M invent SEXCORE
haha, no

>> No.14129111

I don't get why he has such a huge following. He looks like a human rat wearing the most basic shit.

I am laughing at the thought that his legion of fans look worse than he does.

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>>14128753

>> No.14129321

>>14126714
>i'm sure to win with my superior speed

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>>14128857
>it's true
And a belt, too.

>> No.14129364

>>14129359
>shirt isn't denim

>> No.14129375

>>14129111
Charisma on Command did a video about him that you could check out.

Basically he is a salesman through and through, and is mostly pandering to (insecure) guys looking to better themselves.

They just see an extroverted and confident guy (in a shallow way, but they don't see it), who 'promises' them that by wearing Anton Belts and Vincero Watches you will be irresistible to women.

Literally half the length of every video he does is a commercial for his sponsors.

>> No.14129397

The Modest Man is pretty legit

>> No.14129464

>>14129397
I can't stand his voice and serious and kind of philosophical manner he speaks. Can't really explain it.
Also his face has something off going for it.

>> No.14129550

For me, is Antonio from RMRS

>> No.14129572

>>14129359
I wonder what it looks like IRL. Doesnt look too bad in the photo to be honest. But I imagine its horrendous.

>> No.14129582

>>14126620
Can someone give me a quick rundown of these guys?

>> No.14129587

>>14126858
I thought Julian Assange was locked in the costa rican embassy or something

>> No.14129588

>>14128857
>>14129359
goddamn, you are fucking stupid

>> No.14129594

>>14127170
This is larping. 6'3'' to 6'6'' is still widely considered a very attractive, if not optimal height for a man.

>> No.14129602

>>14129359
Damn, she looks like she has pretty good tits and ass with a looks-match face for him, if not a bit cuter. Well done for him

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>>14129375
His videos aren't content + advertising. They're 100% ads. It's like choosing to watch (and trust) an infomercial.

>> No.14129984

>>14129602
those are some real milf honkers my guy

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>> No.14130337

>>14130321
>tfw no hot tall chad bf to pick me up and throw me around

>> No.14130386

>>14130321
what a fucking asshole

>> No.14130433

>>14130321
this is what the gays desire

>> No.14130451

>>14130321
absolute fucking rage fuel

>> No.14130453

>>14130386
He's still probably way more popular/well liked/lusted over than the short guy because of his height and face.

I try to avoid thinking like an incel but shit like this seems like a no contest for those into looking as good as possible when they're still ugly and short. I feel sometimes I am meant to lose so the genetic winners can get another dopamine rush.

>> No.14130467

>>14130453
as a tall guy this gets me hard asf haha

>> No.14130604

>>14130386
the weak should fear the strong

>> No.14130642

>>14130467
as a tall attractive guy your comment makes me hard because I know every guy that says "as a ____ guy" is clenching onto one characteristic that was said in a positive way about someone else to make yourself feel better about your shit self haha

>> No.14130657

>>14130642
as a tall attractive guy with a big dick your comment makes me hard because I know every guy that says "as a ____, _____ guy" is clenching onto two characteristics that was said in a positive way about someone else to make yourself feel better about your shit self haha

>> No.14130659

>>14130453
>>14130467
>>14130642

as a 5'10 guy i have no idea what either of you is saying

>> No.14130809

>>14130659
5'10/5'11 is nobody cares about us territory
>will never be described as tall
>will never be described as short
its a mixed feel

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>>14126865
homie is stanced up like a maschinen krieger afs

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>>14130321

>> No.14131493

>>14130657
As a small ugly guy with adequate dick and economical car, I just want you tall chads to acknowledge my existence from time to time, even if it's by getting my name wrong, or patting me on the head like a small child. Now please give me a (You). I fucking need it.

>> No.14131532

>>14130321
This guy had every right to do that. Lesser people should be mindful of not being in the way.
The Chad probably said excuse me once before taking action anyways, as a display of superior etiquette.

>> No.14131572

>>14130321
The fact the manlet did nothing proves he is beta. He should of glassed the cunt, and the giraffe would have learned not to be such a asshole.

>> No.14131581

How tall is the guy on the left?

>> No.14131609

That we've completely derailed this thread, lol.

>> No.14131625

>>14131493
Here's your (You). Don't spend it all in one place.

>> No.14131919

There's a crew of "style" youtubers that peddle the worst junk in their poorly cobbled together uninformative videos. All of them take part in a conference named - Stylecon. I'm not sure to what degree they are all working for or just duped by Alpha M.

>>14129359
This guy is so far above the rest in terms of actually knowing of what he speaks.

>>14129397
>The Modest Man
Legit? Fuck you. He sells garbage and offers the same clueless superficial "advice" all the rest of them do.

Beardbrand guy, the guy that sells beard potions, is part of that whole group. Sad stuff.

>> No.14131968

>>14126865
is this the new SEXcore thread?

>> No.14131973

>>14126620
God, I have stumbled across those two on the right on the past, and they are pathetic, that's for sure.

>> No.14132306

>>14129588
Explain?

>> No.14132328

>>14126643
yes. this is also why he dedicated his whole life to overcompensating.

>> No.14132738

>>14131625
THANK YOU

>> No.14133394

>>14126620
Would you tolerate advice from these people regarding any matter or subject?

>> No.14133444

>>14130453
No it's still pretty stupid. You can be as Chad as you want until you fuck with the wrong manlet and get a glass bottle to the head from behind.

>> No.14133446

>>14133444
>You can be as Chad as you want until you fuck with the wrong manlet and get a glass bottle to the head from behind.
Bottle to the lower back.

>> No.14133449

>>14133394
honestly, i like the kraut. there's just something relaxing listening to an autist ramble about something he's passionate about

>> No.14133518

>>14133444
if someone botteld me i would probablttty fuck them

>> No.14133665

>>14127170
Lol u jelly? I'm f 5'10, a 6'2 man could actually pick me up.
>>14127210
I will have to mention that I'm from NL too, but I still think even in the US 6'2 really isn't that tall.

>> No.14133773

>>14133449
hes a bit autistic but he kind of does know what hes talking about

>> No.14133856

>>14127245

How embarassing. The height difference between me and my gf is about the same. The bitch in the .webm is a total cunt for doing that.

>> No.14134054

>>14130321
This looks like a good gay porn intro

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>>14128753

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>>14134074
good shit anon

>> No.14134437

>>14128592
6'4" at 15? I don't know what backwater malnourished country you're from but I was 6'4" when I was 10, and that was pretty normal where I'm from.

>> No.14134600

>>14133665
I dunno. I'm 6'4" in the U.S. I rarely meet people taller than me, and strangers love to talk to me about my height. No. I don't play basketball.

P.S. drop the trip you lowland cunt <3

>> No.14135285

>>14130321

I bet someone in that club rejected him for a manlet and first thing he did was going to the bar and lifting a manlet to prove to himself hes superior, just look at the drunken frustration in his face

>> No.14135339

>>14130321
short dude looks like seth mcfarlane lol

>> No.14135614

Being a menswear nerd =/= looking good

>> No.14135655

>>14129870
His videos aren't pure ads, but yeah, the ads make up a big part. Especially since he kinda conflicts himself with some adds. He's talking about Rolex beeing his personal favorite watch-brand, but then talkes about mvmt-watches as if they are the best in his opinion.
however, many tips he gives are actually quite helpful for the average men.

>> No.14135713

>>14126620

oh for fucks sake

i dont want to laugh but why the fuck would you call yourself 'alpha male consulting' and let yourself be pictured like t his

>> No.14135855

>>14135655
No. They are ads. His video topic choices always revolve around what he happens to be shilling, and the content is all a slow building pitch. He creates a dilemma that, voila, today's sponsor can solve for you! He'll say just about anything to make his sale, because that's what he is, a saleman. There are few exceptions.

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>>14130321
These two guys are actually best friends and have been for years. The little guy was about to buy the round but chad wanted to show how much he appreciates him so he said he'd do it but the little guy thought the same so the chad had to lift him up to get to the bartender and pay before he did.

It's really a happy story that people on the internet twist because they don't believe in friendship.

>> No.14136076

>>14133856
>a total cunt for doing that
I thought it was nice of her to fake it for the picture. At least he can have a pic where he looks good next to her

>> No.14136148

>>14135968
i love it when my best friend picks me up like a feather and embarasses me in a public space

>> No.14136420

>>14130321

How did the person filming know what was going to happen? This is either a prank or staged.

>> No.14136437

>>14136420
are all those russian dash cam videos fake?

>> No.14136458

>>14136148
>Not having a friendship based on casual bullying each other in a manner that even if its publicly shamming, its cool between them

>> No.14136642

>>14129359
They're cute together.