/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.14119620]

whats the most effay pet breed?

[Anonymous No.14119711]

>>14119620
The one that fits your style

If you dress comfy
A mutt or some sort of hound dog

If you dress in a lot of black
Any sort of German dog breed, extra points if it’s a giant schnauzer with clipped ears and shaved

If you dress prep/ivy
Golden retriever, Labrador, German short hair pointer

And if you dress retard core then get a pit bull

[Anonymous No.14119719]

You know they used to market stuff people with men as sexually dominant over women.
That was a way healthier and more achievable dynamic than femdom.
Training men to be into femdom is training them to be frustrated and unsexy to 99.99% of women.

[Anonymous No.14119773]

>>14119620
breeds are for inbreds. adopt a rescue dog.

[Anonymous No.14119782]

>>14119620
don't crop your dogs ears or tail u cunt

[Anonymous No.14119785]

one that is trained to sex human vagina

[Anonymous No.14119800]

>>14119773
>>14119782
based

[Anonymous No.14119817]

>>14119719
the best is having a fwb switch who's a dominatrix. she get's paid loads of dosh to kick dudes in the balls or whatever all day and then comes over and asks me to use her as my hole

[Anonymous No.14119829]

>>14119817
That sounds beautiful, we all need sexually repressed fwb

[Anonymous No.14119885]

>>14119620
De-scented skunk, i wear a lot of black and white together so i would love to have one

[Anonymous No.14119890]

>>14119620
Any. Just don’t be a sóy bugmen and get a cat.

[Anonymous No.14119894]

the golden retriever is peak dog
don't @ me

[Anonymous No.14119898]

>>14119894
I’m sure a golden retriever will match your Costco Court Classics and Honda Odyssey beautifully.

[Anonymous No.14119904]

>>14119898
I SAID DON"T @ ME FUCKER

[Anonymous No.14119906]

>>14119894
This is an indisputable fact

[Anonymous No.14119930]

the Bichon Frise of course

[Anonymous No.14119952]

>>14119904
>*throws tennis ball*

[Anonymous No.14120016]

>>14119620
idk female are kinda cool.

[Anonymous No.14120029]

Border collie comes already trained.

[Anonymous No.14120062]

>>14119782
This

I want a doberman but not cropped. Perfect combo of smarts, killer instinct, and cute

[Anonymous No.14120217]

[Anonymous No.14120224]

I dress prep and i have a malteser

[Anonymous No.14120232]

>>14119620
>whats the most effay pet breed?
All of them, dogs in general are /fa/

[Anonymous No.14120233]

>>14119620
White boys

[Anonymous No.14120258]

>>14119620
Previous pick would've been a purebred Rough Collie, but since getting an Aussiedoodle, I'm going to have to go with the Aussiedoodle. Most intelligent, friendly, and effay mix of all time. If you're looking for a dog, seriously consider it.
Honestly these fuckers are unstoppable in all aspects, unfathomably based

[Anonymous No.14120261]

>>14119620
>cant walk cat
>dogs are shitstain if you dont walk it
just get lynx lmao

[Anonymous No.14120485]

[Anonymous No.14120497]

>>14119711
Clipped ears is animal cruelty

[Anonymous No.14121167]

>>14120497
And childhood obesity and circusmsion are child abuse yet no one gives a fuck

Animals that get clipped ears and tails at least get anesthesia, young boys and babies don’t even get that luxury when getting circumcised

So shut the fuck up you virtue signaling cunt until you start caring about actual problems faggot

[Anonymous No.14121175]

Having a scottish terrier will get you a nice fashionable man

[Anonymous No.14121723]

>>14120224
Based. Malteses are the cutest of all time dog

>>14119930
These come close but Malteses are on an entirely different level

[Anonymous No.14121738]

I own a German Shepherd Border Collie mix that I rescued and he is the most retarded dog I have seen in my life. He shouldn't be so stupid from what breeds he's a mix off but he is. I have never seem a more stupid dog.
He's absolutely adorable though so we let it slide.

[Anonymous No.14121740]

>>14120497
boohoo faggot

[Anonymous No.14121758]

I want a big honkin Chocolate Lab that I can name HANK and we can be friends

[Anonymous No.14122668]

>>14119620

The one and only

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.14122674]

What's your opinion on the Bordeaux Dogie?

[Anonymous No.14122688]

you know what's not cool? french bulldogs.
get outta here with that shit.

[Anonymous No.14122690]

>>14121738
I know where you're coming from anon. I have a collie and she's really stupid even though they aren't supposed to be.

[Anonymous No.14122695]

who else dresses in 100% balenciaga and has a boris brown rooster as a pet?

[Anonymous No.14122703]

>>14119782
Tail cropping can make sense if your dog breaks its tail wagging too hard (big short haired dogs can do this)

[Anonymous No.14122777]

>>14122674
good dog

[Anonymous No.14122788]

Border collies are my personal favorite

[Anonymous No.14122794]

Whatever those dogs Chinese emperors used to stuff up their sleeves are

[Anonymous No.14122803]

It's definitely the borzoi in black.

Dress in SAINT LAURENT PARIS

[Anonymous No.14122865]

>>14121167
Not an argument.

[Anonymous No.14122876]

>>14120224
Never been around one of these that didn't smell like the rankest shit on the planet.

[Anonymous No.14122950]

>>14122865
If you cared about the well being of all living beings you’d have agreed with me, instead you claim
>not an argument
When you have no rebuttal. My argument is that animals get 10xbetter treatment for ear and tail clipping than living breathing newborns do

So yeah you’re a bleeding heart faggot who doesn’t actually care about serious issues

[Anonymous No.14122966]

>>14122668
based

[Anonymous No.14122969]

>>14122865
That was literally an argument lol

[Anonymous No.14122972]

Malinois

[Anonymous No.14122974]

>>14119952
imagine the chaos

[Anonymous No.14123036]

>>14122803
based

[Anonymous No.14123041]

>>14121167
>Animals that get clipped ears and tails at least get anesthesia

no they don't, it's done when they're too young to go under

[Anonymous No.14123050]

>>14119620
What's the difference between "designer" dogs and mutts?

[Anonymous No.14123059]

>>14123050
are you being rhetorical right now?

[Anonymous No.14123782]

>>14123041
>Dogs must be under general anesthesia for ear cropping surgery. Ear cropping is generally performed on puppies between the age of eight to twelve weeks. After surgery, the ears are bandaged and propped up, so they heal in an erect position. ... The healing process can take 4-8 weeks

https://www.thesprucepets.com/the-practice-of-cropping-dog-ears-1117848

>The law does not prohibit a veterinarian from performing a tail docking procedure if the dog is at least 12 weeks old and the veterinarian is using anesthesia

https://www.avma.org/Advocacy/StateAndLocal/Pages/sr-elective-procedures.aspx

Why must you argue about shit you know nothing about?

[Anonymous No.14123820]

>>14119620
>Adopt Weimaraner
>Dress Neofolk
>Go hiking

Heiliges Leben!

[Anonymous No.14123863]

>>14123059
No, it's a genuine question. :(

[Anonymous No.14123904]

No competition.

Ovcharka

[Anonymous No.14123934]

>>14123904
That looks great. What kind of temper do they have, do you know?

[Anonymous No.14125174]

>>14123934
very mellow

[Anonymous No.14125319]

Greyhound or Italian Greyhound

[Anonymous No.14125349]

>>14125319
english greyhounds are less retarded-looking

[Anonymous No.14125365]

>>14119620
Pets, especially dogs, are not effay. They shit and piss and slobber and make messes and get hair everywhere.

Effay is posing with other people's pets, not owning your own.

[Anonymous No.14125380]

>>14123863
the same difference between a designer bag and a normal bag. how much it costs

[Anonymous No.14125555]

>>14119894
it's a common drop dog

[Anonymous No.14125556]

>>14122803
looks like the dog version of rick owens

[Anonymous No.14125600]

>>14122969
No it wasn't it was whataboutism. The original guy made a claim and the other just said "oh yeah but what about this terrible thing too". It isn't an argument.

[Anonymous No.14125633]

>>14121758
this is the best post in the thread

[Anonymous No.14125854]

>>14122950
He's right though, it's not an argument
No one cares about your baby dick whining

[Anonymous No.14125872]

>>14119719
Why is femdom unsexy to womem

[Anonymous No.14125874]

>>14119620
I don’t buy know about any of this effay shit. But Pomeranians are the goat dog.

[Anonymous No.14125908]

>>14123820
They are hunting dogs.

[Anonymous No.14125924]

>>14122803
b a r p
a a e i
s n d l
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[Anonymous No.14125928]

>>14125874
look at that fuckin face ahh I love dogs

[Anonymous No.14126756]

>>14119711
>with clipped ears
>mutilating your dog to fit some "style"

[Anonymous No.14126786]

>>14125556
>and that's a good thing

[Anonymous No.14127926]

>>14119620
scorpion

[Anonymous No.14127939]

>>14119952
*merely pretends to throw a tennis ball*

[Anonymous No.14127967]

>>14125872
>Why is femdom unsexy to womem

It's against their nature on multiple levels and whatever things have to happen to make them into it do not happen very often.
If you look at the women on bdsm sites that profess to be into it - very often they are old and fat. It's very likely they just pretend to be into it to get higher quality men.
Most professional dommes aren't even into it; they just do it as a job.

[Anonymous No.14127988]

>>14122803
Close second, but Saluki is better.

[Anonymous No.14128072]

dogs are invaluable companions, not accessories— and a big ol mutt from a shelter won’t dumb your outfit down. plus not all shelter dogs are like generic chunky lab/terrier/pit mixes. mine is, and she’s an angel, but it’s beside the point

[Anonymous No.14128754]

Doberman
Most fucking effay dog breed, give that thing a spiked collar and name it fang or some shit

[Anonymous No.14128795]

Tuxedo cat

Or a duck

Or a deer

[Anonymous No.14128972]

>>14122788
This is the objective truth

[Anonymous No.14129034]

>>14120233
Based

[Anonymous No.14129036]

>>14122876
:( so mean :(

[Anonymous No.14129069]

>>14119785
w2c dog and said vagina?

[Anonymous No.14129117]

>>14122788
Based and redpilled. Normies get super impressed by dog tricks. Border collies are incredibly easy to train.

[Anonymous No.14129404]

>>14122788
I have a border collie/lab mix from a shelter and she's pretty stylish. I am in love with her personality. Only downside is she sheds a fuckton. Frequent brushing and bathing helps but you gotta have a sticky roller around.

I think sighthounds are very /fa/ but they can be a handful. I prefer herding dog personalities.

[Anonymous No.14129510]

>>14129404
My border collie mix sheds so much I want to die. My whole life is covered in dog hair. I brush him all day every day and there's still hair on everything.
One day I think i will die from drowning in dog hair

[Anonymous No.14130164]

>>14125556
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.14131208]

>>14119620
/an/ fag here,if you're going for a shoulder pet, it boils down to 2 options:

1. if your clothes are more earth-tonish, go for some sort of python thats not gonna get pissy with you and can handle sitting on ur neck. its also good to note that snakes take weeks to take a shit, so you can basically walk around with it as long as its warm enough and it wont get sick

2. if you're wearing brighter clothes, than some sort of parrot. sun conures are probably the most effay in my opinion. you just need to make sure they don't shit on your clothes because their metabolism is fast as fuck. theyre also really fucking loud and ur gonna have to clip their wings or put them on a harness

[Anonymous No.14131305]

>>14122703
Is that a thing? I never knew that could happen but it makes sense.

[Anonymous No.14131911]

[Anonymous No.14131983]

>>14121167
uh, where have you been if you think noone gives a fuck about childhood obesity and circumcision?
Also, not an argument.

[Anonymous No.14132352]

[Anonymous No.14132373]

>>14121167
>And childhood obesity and circusmsion are child abuse yet no one gives a fuck

Dude. A ton of people are against childhood obesity and circumcision. Everyone is against childhood obesity and circumcision except for NPCs and Jews.

[Anonymous No.14132375]

>>14122703
>breaking your bones for being too happy.

Wow that is so sad.

[Anonymous No.14132377]

>>14122950
"Why do you care about circumcision? It's only a little skin! Did you know that their are children being trafficked and raped right now?! You need to grow up and start caring about the serious issues."

See? I can play that game too.

People can care about more than one thing. There's always something worse somewhere but that still does not make the morally wrong thing that you are trying to justify suddenly right you stupid arrogant dickhead.

[Anonymous No.14132383]

He needs to have style.

[Anonymous No.14132566]

>>14123904
Only one in the thread who realizes livestock guardians are the best type of dog.
Although I want to stylize with the snowy elegance of a Great Pyreneese or Mareema.
Komondors and Leonburgers are also /fa/ as fuck

[Anonymous No.14132715]

>>14127939
>hundreds of confused retrievers now simultaneously look at you and charge

[Anonymous No.14132729]

>>14125874
*mistakes for football*

[Anonymous No.14132734]

>>14132352
BUILT FOR BRC (big Rottweiler cock)

[Anonymous No.14132797]

>>14131208

I actually think you can train them to not fly away. I know this sounds retarded but I straight up rode past a dude in SE asia that had a parrot flying beside him occasionally landing on his shoulder. Shit was effay af despite the dude looking like a homeless colombian

[Anonymous No.14132801]

>>14119620

Den Kleinen Münsterländer!

buddy of mine had one of these. Great dogs and smart af. Probably one of the best hunting breeds out there

[Anonymous No.14133197]

>>14119620
dog with the same aesthetic draw as humans.
symmetry, length, uniformity
Personally, I am pretty honest with dogs I find ugly. Any dog with large overlapping jowls, smushed faces, defective bodies. I'm not one to think all dogs are beautiful.

[Anonymous No.14133911]

>>14119620
he is

[Anonymous No.14133927]

>>14132373
I agree with you but not on the last sentence for the circumcision part. I'd do it again just not to have an ugly work looking cock

[Anonymous No.14134512]

>>14132715
SHHIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

[Anonymous No.14134559]

>>14125854
It literally is, anon said it’s inhumane however with the assurance of a licensed veterinarian and the use of anesthetisa it’s the opposite of inhumane because the literal definition of inhumane is

>without compassion for misery or suffering; cruel.

But clipping your dogs ears as I already stated(with a liscensed vet and anesthesia) has 0 misery, suffering or Cruelty

The dog has no suffering, it’s not cruel because you aren’t doing it to inflict pain upon the animal and there is certainly no misery involved

>baby dick

I used circumcision as an example of something that is demonstrably inhumane

>>14126756
>mutilating your dog to fit some style
>mutilating

Floppy ears are unnatural for wild animals, all wild animals have perked ears, floppy ears are a biproduct of domestication.

[x̥ No.14134691]

>>14122695
actually redpilled but silkies sound like more fun to own

[Anonymous No.14134734]

>>14134559
That doesn't change the fact that you're mutilating their body to fit a style that you chose for them

[Anonymous No.14134811]

>>14134734
Not mutilation it’s correcting a deformity in the breeding process and making them appear more natural