/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.14109995]

FUCK I HATE BEING A MALE WITH A FAT ASS GOD FUCK YOU ALL I WISH FOR IS A FLAT ASS

[Anonymous No.14110000]

Imagine being both thicc and bald

[Anonymous No.14110034]

girls like my thicc ass
why are you complaining?

[Anonymous No.14110365]

>>14109995
Same dude, been losing weight but idk if I can really tell the difference

[Anonymous No.14110372]

Women like it. It just makes finding well fitting pants more difficult.

[Anonymous No.14110376]

>>14109995
you mirin?

[Anonymous No.14110406]

>>14109995
wear sweatpants more

[Anonymous No.14110412]

>tfw thicc arse, thick hair and sitting down too much gave me jeep seat and the surgery ruined my crack aesthetics forever

[Anonymous No.14110665]

>>14109995
Tfw you got a thicc bubblebutt and get compliments often from both genders (im male)

[Anonymous No.14110674]

>>14109995
Psh, fatass

[Anonymous No.14111666]

>>14109995
Post it bby

[Anonymous No.14111754]

i know that feel op

[Anonymous No.14112366]

Get wider shoulders and wear looser fit jeans and it'll be proportional

[Anonymous No.14112374]

>>14109995
>be me
>have skinny build
>have bubble butt that of a stripper's
it is absolute hell on earth, I cant wear anything in the summer because no layers means showing off the asset. Nature loves its sick games.

Also I have a theory why this the case: >literally no social life due to coming back from school and playing games 24/7 for years on end
>no exercise
>eat junk food
>your body adapts
>fat starts accumulating in ass to make it less painful to sit for longer time period (ass bones)
also
>small dick but stripper's ass

[Anonymous No.14112380]

>>14112366
>wider shoulders
retard doesnt know about genetics

[Anonymous No.14112384]

>>14112374
become a trap on camwhore sites

[Anonymous No.14112389]

>>14110000
Igor

[Anonymous No.14112391]

Post pictures faggot

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.14112393]

>>14112391
I have same big ass, but no quads.

[Anonymous No.14112395]

>>14112384
thats gay

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.14112398]

When I am bulkin - it just makes my ass and thighs more oversized, my legs are not growing.

[Anonymous No.14112402]

>>14112391
Oh shit I thought I was on /fit/

Sorry for the blatantly gay post, this is not a gay board

[Anonymous No.14112406]

>>14112402
delete the post then

[Anonymous No.14112409]

>>14112406
It is done

[Anonymous No.14112412]

>>14110412
>jeep seat
what did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.14112415]

>>14112412
google it you dumbtard

[Anonymous No.14112466]

>>14109995
That's because you have a fat stomach too.

[Anonymous No.14112501]

>>14109995
pics?

You know girls love fat asses? They love squeezing them while they're on their knees sucking cock

In HS a group of girls had a group chat talking about just my ass.

[Anonymous No.14114011]

>>14112402
>Sorry for the blatantly gay post, this is not a gay board
Where do you think you are, this is /fa/ faggot, almost as gay as /fit/

[Anonymous No.14115120]

bumping

[Anonymous No.14115123]

>>14110412
>arse

[Anonymous No.14115346]

I used to have a big one, losing 30lbs helped a ton but I still have some which I expect to lose when I reach 22 bmi.
It sucks when buying pants because most pants that fit well on the waist feel tight on the seat.

[Anonymous No.14115419]

>>14112374
ayy same body type here
I've discovered that high waisted pants might be the solution.

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.14115436]

straight heavy denim

picrel cheapest wranglers from walmart

[Anonymous No.14115447]

lose weight fatty

[Anonymous No.14115470]

Count yourself lucky mate.
>tfw wide hips, wide thighs narrow waist, & gyno
There is zero chance of me ever looking good with or without clothes on.

[Anonymous No.14115484]

>>14115470
you don't exercise, do you

[Anonymous No.14115491]

>>14115484
I do exercise. My only saving grace is that it's given me decent shoulders, arms, and traps (and an okay chest which I still need to work on).
Post your after pic.

[Anonymous No.14115496]

>>14115491

[Anonymous No.14115501]

>>14115496

[Anonymous No.14115508]

>>14115501
a few weeks ago

[Anonymous No.14115517]

>>14115508
I want you to get me pregnant

[Anonymous No.14115602]

>>14115501
ur kinda sexy i wanna tug on your chest hairs while having your cock enter me

[Anonymous No.14115657]

>>14109995
here's how to do;
>1
Find your resting metabolic rate, this is the amount of calories you burning in a coma. It's around 50-60 pr hour. There's 3,500 calories in a lb. of fat, so you're burning fat whether you know it or not.
>2
Find your lean weight. This is your current body void of fat. Your body needs 4% fat just to live, this is called 'essential fat.'
>3
Find our daily calorie intake. Start a journal and write down EVERYTHING. Every cookie, half buscuit, sip of soda, every single thing counts.
>4
Eat different foods. Cut out beef, sugar, alcohol and replace it with chicken, turkey, fish, diet soda, sugar free candy, and weed. Find alternatives to high calorie foods. Veggie stir fry with a small amount of rice is a blessing.
>5
Keep this up for 4 months. It's not healthy to burn more than 2.5lb of fat in calories pr week. Then you're into starvation territory. It's normal to burn 1 lb a week. It took time to get the fat, and it takes time to get rid of it. Keep the journal updated.

good luck OP. There first 4 days are the hardest.

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.14115671]

>>14115657
I would disagree.
Do cut out all processed food. It's actually much less expensive to cook your own and it's really simple.

Do not count calories, just keep track, very approximately.

Exercise. Consistently.

[Anonymous No.14115695]

>>14115419
intredasting

[Anonymous No.14115703]

>>14115436
>jacket hides waist silhouette
how about when NOT wearing a jacket?>>14115508
how tf are you wide hips because you tripping hard

[None !IGORsW/P/E No.14115720]

Also cut out the sugar, it's the worst drug.
Watch the sodium, religiously pay attention to the nutritional info labels and ingredients.

[Anonymous No.14115831]

>>14112374
>>14115419
skinny bubble bros unite!

Go with oversize/baggy shirts in summer. Pull pants up. Gloat that butt. works for me.

[Anonymous No.14115843]

THIS >>14115720

[Anonymous No.14115855]

>>14115831
yeah Ive since started wearing oversized clothing as it hides the silhouette easier (but jesus christ am I a gay bitch faggot if someone was to see my side profile, holy shit)

Ive worn l/xl tshirts for a long time now. And pulling pants up doesnt really do much?? in any case your ass is sticking out very obviously.

P.S. What yall experiences with tucking t-shirts? I love the tucked t-shirt look but holy shit does that leave my ass with 0 layers (excluding the pants obv) and so it accentuates the bubble butt a lot, so I cant really enjoy one of my favourite looks.

[Anonymous No.14115951]

>>14109995
Just lift heavy and go full bear mode.

[Anonymous No.14117387]

>>14115855
this is the key man. If its not summer, you just wear oversized and go over your but.

If it IS summer you just got to flaunt it. Hiding it is worse. One of my best fits for sure is small black shorts, with oversize tee tucked inside.

However the real key here is good posture. You gotta stand like a man, not like those donald duck posture girls. So work on just subconcisouly activated your abs and butt muscles.

also go to the fucking gym man.

[Anonymous No.14117782]

>>14109995
once a bi girl ate my ass cause she said it looked like a womens

[Anonymous No.14117796]

Sometimes i look at my /fit/ bf and at his ass and get wet.