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14046875 No.14046875 [Reply] [Original]

So, you're ready to join the hunt for SEX? Well, stick around, kid. You have much to learn from us...

>> No.14046878
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14046878

You must be prepared for any situation, whether it be a typical workday...

>> No.14046882
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14046882

...or a night out at the club.
Never forget: SEX time is all the time.

>> No.14046890
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14046890

It's not even a meme, here's the fit options for ASOS jeans.

>> No.14046896

why do they all skip leg day

>> No.14046903

>>14046890
My local H&M doesn't even carry straight fit in-store anymore

>> No.14047002

>>14046875
>such a small dick that they need to wear three sizes smaller to show it off

>> No.14047020

I don't care for skinny jeans anymore, too fucking hard to put on and take off

Guess I just won't have SEX

>> No.14047181

>Skinnies
>2019
wat

>> No.14047419

>>14046890
Fucking hate ASOS.

>> No.14048229

>>14047181
>England

English are normie as fuck. There are way more Aussies on /fa/ than English. Population of England right now is 50% massive lads and 50% muslims and lads don't use 4chan.

>> No.14048234
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>>14047419

>> No.14048506

>>14046875
it must be really difficult to have sex when your pants are nearly impossible to take off...

>> No.14048617

>>14048506
This look isn't about having sex, it's about getting SEX

>> No.14048628

Why are their pants so fucking tight? I have skinny jeans currently and I fucking hate them. Need to get some decent straight fits.

>> No.14048643
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>>14047419
t. virgin

>> No.14048658

>>14048506
You use your strength of SEX will to channel blood into your squashed penis and it bursts through the tight pants, causing all witnesses to soak themselves.

>> No.14048871

>>14046875
>>14046878
>>14046882
The fag in the left (middle in the last pic) has something weird going on with his left foot... Always standing in tiptoes...

>> No.14048892

>>14048871
HAHA manlet spotted

>> No.14048899

>>14048871
holy shit lol

>> No.14048995

>>14047419
I fookin hate pakis as well.

>> No.14049296

>>14048892
Yet no one says shit about the guy on the left who is actually on tip toes in both photos. The ground was probably uneven.
>>14046875
>>14046878

>> No.14049307
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>>14046882
>>14046878
>>14046875

These guys get fucked by men.

>> No.14049308

>>14046903
They probably will, soon. I think the extreme skinny fit fashion is getting outdated, soon, and slim fit will be around longer, but straight fits, maybe starting with slim-straight, are probably getting back in style.

>> No.14049310

Why is sex capitalised? It makes this meme even more autistic than it already is.

>> No.14049343

>>14049310
just ignore these threads
op is a literal autist that spends his life on /fa/ sour graping about 8/10 guys wearing tights and making clown noises

>> No.14049672

>>14049310
because in essence, it's /fa/ poking fun at grown-ass men that care way too much about their appearance that it's painfully obvious to everyone, making it almost as cringeworthy as the incel population of /fa/. tryhard attitude doesn't get you anywhere, in particular with women. these SEX fits reek of insecurity, which, ironically, is why they're not getting any actual sex. it's probably also some form of closet homosexuality.

>> No.14049676

>>14048628
I just bought some regular fit khakis after wearing nothing but black skinny jeans for years and it feels soooo fucking good wearing them

>> No.14049677
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14049677

case in point

>> No.14049680
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14049680

why can't they just embrace their manlet ways

>> No.14049683
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14049683

just finished a great game of gnomeball with the boys time to SEX this bartender slut wish me luck lads

>> No.14049685

>>14049683
unironically cool fit

>> No.14049779

>>14046875
>>14046878
>>14046882
wtf

>> No.14049788
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>>14046875
is this SEX-core?

>> No.14049791

>>14049677
>>14049680
why the fuck does he even do that? I mean he might be somewhat short but so are the other two then.
Do you think he trained himself to always pose like this?

>> No.14049794

>>14049676
Sames. Got 100% cotton chinos and I'm never going back.

>> No.14049817

>>14049791
it's deep-seated insecurity at work

>> No.14049960

>>14046875
id on jacket on the middle? looks neat

>> No.14049971

good look for thigh mogging desu

>> No.14049982

>>14046875
Why are they wearing stretchy pants? Isn' t that a woman' s thing?

>> No.14049995
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14049995

I heard you were looking for SEX...

>> No.14050001

>>14049672
Surely its the opposite? They don't care about their appearance, they just browse the asos site like p-zombies and buy any trousers/ripped up jeans that are two sizes too small. It isn't "tryhard" because they aren't trying hard in the slightest, they just all aspire to look like lumpy mannequins.

>> No.14050042

>>14050001
of course they care about their appearance, otherwise they wouldn't be browsing asos and squeezing into clothes that are the very definition of uncomfortable.

they care, because they try to imitate some instagram influencer faggot - who actually manages to pull it off, because stylists, money, photography and context.

SEX fits fail spectacularly because of awful execution on all fronts. it doesn't look effortless, it doesn't look ironic, its just sad, cringy NPC-fratbro wear.

the only redeeming thing about it is the memes

>> No.14050107

>>14046890
why are skinnys still a thing?

>> No.14050125

>>14049995
HahHahaha!

>> No.14050127 [DELETED] 

>>14049995
How many layers of SEX is he one?

>> No.14050131

>>14049995
How many layers of SEX is he on?

>> No.14050877

>>14049791
when i stand in one place for a longer period of time i move my leg around too
are you fags just standing like a block or what

>> No.14050921

>>14046882
>>14046878
>>14046875
Why is their bulge fucking absent

>> No.14051236

based sexposter

>> No.14051420

i know a guy who buys and wears womens skinny jeans on a regular basis.

>> No.14052284

>>14050921
You know the reason

>> No.14052367
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14052367

is asos to blame for all this SEX?

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>>14046875

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>>14052413
lol I actually know brad what the fuck.

>> No.14052435
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>>14046875
here for all the incels that think this meme is real shit

>> No.14052483
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>>14049995
many of SEX

>> No.14052502

>>14052413
He just looks really gay with that weird sweater. Not /sex/core at all

>> No.14052753
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14052753

>>14048234

>> No.14052815

>>14046890
actually they have slim and tapered and "skater" fit too

>> No.14052824

>>14052753
lol

>> No.14053063

Guys. This meme isn't making me laugh anymore. Should I just kill myself? Respond quickly. I need to know.

>> No.14053087
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14053087

am i doing it right?

>> No.14053108

At the end of the day they get laid while we browse anime forums, so who is the loser?

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>>14052753

>> No.14053432
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>> No.14053464

>>14050877
> manlet sticking up for manlet.
When will they learn,..

>> No.14053469

>>14053108
You,
For thinking getting laid makes you not a loser

>> No.14053490

>>14053087
LMAO absolutely not. Those bootcut jeans are disgusting.

>> No.14053579
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14053579

>>14052413
bladee would pull this off

>> No.14053615

>>14053469
By getting laid I mean they have a functioning life

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>>14053615
>functioning life
It's not like being an introvert causes heart failure, you normative mook.

>> No.14053814

>>14046875
>>14046878
>>14046882

what a bunch of faggots

>> No.14053859
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14053859

>>14046875
these 3 suck each others cocks

>> No.14053972

>>14052435
SUPER JEX

>> No.14054119

>>14053615
You'd be surprised how many of us have lives/relationships.

>> No.14054160

>>14054119
Doubt it

>> No.14054203

>>14046875
>>14046878
>>14046882
jesus christ those pants look uncomfortable. These manlets look like they'd rather be anywhere else. Yes, one of them is either tippy-toeing to not look short or he has a short leg.

I hate seeing people dressed like this with devices in their pockets or keys or whatever, just looks awkward and tense.

>> No.14054213

>>14049995
he's thinking about his hidden pot o gold

>> No.14054229

>>14048871
thats something manlets do

>> No.14054244

Saw a guy wearing a sex-core outfit today in the West End of London. He had a black polo neck jumper with a leather jacket, black hair greased back, ultra tight black jeans with little rips on the knees, and white sneakers with just a little bit of ankle showing.

It made me laugh real hard after all these threads. Sorry I couldn't snap a picture.

>> No.14054251

>>14049995
holy fucking shit ahaha

>> No.14054263

>>14050042
I bet their happier than you tho

>> No.14054318
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>>14054203
if you aren't bulging, you aren't ready for SEX

>> No.14054438

>>14052413
cringe

>> No.14054448

>>14048871
He's short.

>> No.14054528

>>14052413
Lol I follow that guy, he's weird

>> No.14054539

>>14053108
the losers are the people who actually care about what other people dress like. If they dress bad doesn't that eliminate competition?

>> No.14054547
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14054547

the most essential hoodie for exerting your desire for SEX coming through

>> No.14054615

>>14046875
>>14046878
>>14046882
the lads

>> No.14054811

>>14054528
I love Brad, I just thought that post was funny in the context of SEX.

>> No.14054833

>>14046875
>>14046878
>>14046882
What kind of pants are they wearing?

>> No.14054902

>>14046875
If all you care about is sex just throw on a fitted shirt, black jeans, and stan smiths.

>> No.14055991

>>14048617
kek

>> No.14056220

>>14049995
>my sides

>> No.14057118

>>14048234
NOT an absolute unit

>> No.14057138

>>14049307

so what youre saying is theyre having SEX?