Buzzpill

[Anonymous No.14037207]

Been awhile, why haven't you taken the buzzpill yet?

[Anonymous No.14037209]

[Anonymous No.14037216]

Been awhile, why haven't you taken your own life yet?

[Anonymous No.14037218]

>>14037207
because buzz looks shit if you both have glasses and oddly shaped head.

[Anonymous No.14037219]

>>14037216
I lack the constitution

[Anonymous No.14037225]

I did and it looked awful. Thankfully I'm past the awkward middle stage but my hair looked so good before and I didn't even realize

[Anonymous No.14037230]

>>14037218
grow a beard, get contacts, take a concrete pill

[Anonymous No.14037231]

tfw receding and have a watermelon sized head

[Anonymous No.14037237]

>>14037225
what types of people shouldn't get a buzzcut though? Shape of head etc.

I feel a buzzcut looks better the older you are, say 35+

[Anonymous No.14037246]

>>14037231
that's a yikes

[Anonymous No.14037254]

[Anonymous No.14037277]

>>14037231

[Anonymous No.14037286]

>>14037207
Get the SEXcore fade anon

[Anonymous No.14037290]

>>14037237
For context I have a narrow, thin head with pretty hollow cheeks and good bone structure. That being said I'm 19 but look probably 16 and I'm really skinny (think heroin core)

[Anonymous No.14037321]

>>14037286
yikes
legally would be allowed to set this thing on fire.

[Anonymous No.14037346]

Anyone know wtf is up with my hair? I used to have it pretty long and full, then joined the Navy. By the time I got out the balding was obvious, but it's been a few years and hasn't noticeably progressed at all. Am I just stuck in this weird kind of bald phase the rest of my life?

[Anonymous No.14037550]

>>14037207
let me explain something to you OP and I'm going to say this as plainly as possible so you understand.

ATTRACTIVE = SHAVE HEAD IS OK
UGLY = SHAVE HEAD IS BAD

there, nice and simple so a mentally challenged mongoloid like yourself can understand. I suspect you probably have shit hair genetics and are balding. Guess what, if you're an uggo you're gonna look even uglier OP, just deal with it and stop coping with stupid support group threads for balding hairlets.

[Anonymous No.14037564]

>>14037207
Well, I’m slowly losing my hair, so I’ll probably do it in a couple of years

Cheers

[Anonymous No.14037570]

>>14037346
It might just stay in that stage of recession for the rest of your life, yes

[Anonymous No.14037736]

>>14037570
Well, that's interesting I suppose. I think I'll just ruck a skullet. Fuck the police.

[Anonymous No.14038099]

>Had my head buzzed to a 3 over break
>get back to school and see an acquaintance
> "have you lost weight anon"
I was already a skeleton, now I look like total shit. I will probably buzz again though because it is so much less work than having hair.

[Anonymous No.14038124]

>>14037286
Why do line ups always look like shit?

[Anonymous No.14038417]

>>14037209
reminder that the only reason this looks good is because he has a nice face

[Anonymous No.14038466]

>Started Barber School with a weird hairstyle that was a mix of a ManBun/Mullet/UnderCut..
Was one of the only ppl in my city that had it so that was neat.

>School goes on and slowly start feeling anxious and frustrated being around so many petty, entitled, bitchy girls all damn day..

>One of the few things in my life I can control right now is my hair and beard style..
Decide to shave the mullet part so it's just a Lowknot Undercut

>After a while that's not enough and cut the LowKnot off and now just have a Messy Undercut and rock that for the past month or so..

>End up dealing with some insane bullshit from my Extreme SJW Barber School..

>Decide I need more respect and something more masculine, that is easy to style since I dont have time to style my hair anymore..

>Been getting back into Boxing again and watching Military Movies like JarHead for the 1st time as well as looking at military haircut videos on youtube..

>decide "fuck it" I'm gonna give myself a High n Tight Military Cut since I'm suspended because of a stupid joke some snowflake took the wrong way.

>I go and workout and look in the mirrors and realize how much more masculine and respectable I look especially while I have a pump going.

I think im gonna stay on the military styles for a bit, any guys with long hair or the generic undercut that everyone has, do something spontaneous and give yourself a military style haircut, they're simple to learn how to do and look good on a guy, as long as they're not a fatass.

[Anonymous No.14038496]

>>14038466
What it looks now

[Anonymous No.14038520]

>>14038466
try not being an asshole
see what happens

[Anonymous No.14038553]

>>14037207
i do sometimes

[Anonymous No.14038569]

>>14038466
>being a male barber

[Anonymous No.14038573]

>>14038553
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE

[Anonymous No.14038927]

>>14038099
I had the same thing happened, skelly body + shaved head + huge eye bags made me look like I was on heroin

[Anonymous No.14038998]

>>14038553
>gymcel

[Anonymous No.14039008]

>>14037207

i've had that vegeta hairline since i was a kid so i've always liked the buzzcut. men should have masculine hairstyles imo and buzz suits me

[Anonymous No.14039906]

>>14038099
Renton core

[Anonymous No.14039920]

this ones gonna come back

[Anonymous No.14039952]

>>14038099
sometimes I see a guy with a nice haircut and i'm like dang it'd be nice to have long hair again but then I realise it's fucking effort and the confidence boost you get from having a buzzed head makes it worth it

[Anonymous No.14040143]

>>14039906
based

thin and buzzed can look so nice if you have good facial aesthetics

[Anonymous No.14040156]

>>14037207

All three of those cuts are really ugly noneck looks for cops and other zogbots. No thanks. It's part of the starter pack for being a boomer conservative along with a pair of dollar store shades and a 12 oz beer can.

[Anonymous No.14040985]

>>14038569
but dum dum
barbers ARE men that cut mens hair..

[Anonymous No.14040998]

>>14039920
i have it

[Anonymous No.14041048]

>>14038573

kek'd