The Shy Stylist

[Anonymous No.13945351]

http://shystylist.blogspot.com

[Anonymous No.13945353]

[Anonymous No.13945356]

>>13945351
>>13945353
nice style

[Anonymous No.13945357]

[Anonymous No.13945364]

Living in NYC, I currently work as a merchandise coordinator, stylist, and personal shopper in addition to writing The Shy Stylist.

[Anonymous No.13945391]

every page gets worse and worse

[Anonymous No.13945398]

Cringe and bluepilled. Sad that this guy is probably not even self aware

[Anonymous No.13945449]

>>13945364
>>13945391
hahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.13945554]

Nigga u gender neutral

[Anonymous No.13945573]

>>13945351
>>13945353
>>13945357
>>13945364
>>13945391

Hahahahaha is this dude so autistic that he thinks he looks good? Even if he could dress, his shit genetics and being overweight make him the cringiest beta male imaginable.

[Anonymous No.13945579]

aw cmon guys dont be mean, at least he's trying

[Anonymous No.13945580]

A hahaha hahaha! This guy is dead serious! This isn't a parody he genuinely goes out like this.

[Anonymous No.13945618]

>>13945579
He is trying, but he'd be a lot more sympathetic if he weren't the living embodiment of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

[Anonymous No.13945619]

>google "how to dress as a shy person" for self help
>find some dweebs inactive blog
>dopamine gears get oiled by visualizing yourself mogging on him
>post it on /fa/ for other teens to also get a decimal boost of self esteem
sad...............

[Anonymous No.13945621]

>>13945619
do you know where you are?

[Anonymous No.13945631]

>>13945357
this could've looked decent if he had slacks on instead of jeans.
>>13945364
desu if i ignore the face, i like it.

[Anonymous No.13945706]

>>13945579
>at least he's trying
hes trying too hard and thats the problem.
it all looks like a costume.

[Anonymous No.13945772]

He’s fucking srs which makes it so funny

[Anonymous No.13945819]

>>13945364
If this guy gets paid to be a stylist in nyc then I can

[Anonymous No.13945826]

>>13945353
Wtf

[Anonymous No.13945830]

[Anonymous No.13945868]

>>13945619
> google how to dresss as a shy person
> get business insider and ask quoras on the first page

I put in too much time to argue this bullshit already

[Anonymous No.13945915]

>>13945619
In case you were wondering how I actually found him

[Anonymous No.13945926]

Damn, poor guy about to get blasted by /fa bullies

[Anonymous No.13945949]

>>13945915
did u really google how reddit boots are worn? not as bad as being an aspie learning to dress but its close.

[Anonymous No.13945965]

>>13945949
>bean boots are “reddit boots”
Is literally all of your fashion knowledge from the internet? Bean boots have been a staple of American prep for 50+ years. The absolute state of this board.

[Anonymous No.13945968]

>>13945351
I would never identify as a shy person, like some people I work with tell everyone I’m shy but really I just ignore people I don’t care about

[Anonymous No.13945977]

I'm kinda shy myself

[Anonymous No.13945981]

>>13945965
>Bean boots
thats what plebbitors call duck boots
kys lol

[Anonymous No.13945988]

Anyone found this fucker's Instagram or twitter? He mentions both in the end of year blog review post. I want to see how bad he is 3 years on

[Anonymous No.13945991]

>>13945981
That’s what LL Bean calls them and what they’ve been called in mainstream culture for decades. You’ve outed yourself as zoomer scum.

[Anonymous No.13945993]

>>13945830
At first I wasn't going to comment anything but that's a tattoo and every citizen must be 18 or rover for a tattoo, by law.

>>13945353
remove the striped shirt, you look like a fucking idiot

>>13945357sunglasses dont match the fit, the overcoat is too large marking you look like a child wearing their absent fathers coat. On the fence about the cuffed pants, they don't match the formal look which sort of works for it as it looks like a mismatched cluster fuck.

>>13945364
Light blue under deep reds, contrasts too hard with the dark scarf.

>>13945391
...

>>13945580
Without a doubt this is the best fit of yours I've seen, perhaps due to it masking all of your features. The plaid blue shirt looks like underwear poking out.

>>13945915
Fell for the bait

[Anonymous No.13946273]

>>13945988
Someone pls find it

[Anonymous No.13946403]

>>13945573
Didn’t think people like this actually existed outside of memes

This is a whole new level of cringe

[Anonymous No.13946417]

[Anonymous No.13946521]

>>13945353
>>13945391
>>13945580
it's like the only outfits he's ever seen were in movies made between 1950-1990
but from these 10 photos i can tell he's been outside more than most of /fa/ so idk what his excuse is

[Anonymous No.13946564]

Its so hard to dress in a normal way like everybody does?
That's why nobody likes gays

[Anonymous No.13946593]

was GQ ever good?

[Anonymous No.13946644]

post more of his fits. I’m too lazy to go through his blog

[Anonymous No.13946764]

>>13945391
Chris Gaines?

[Anonymous No.13946817]

>>13945351
That blog is a goldmine of cringe

[Anonymous No.13946843]

[Anonymous No.13946844]

all about the layering boys

[Anonymous No.13946846]

Scarf made by me; Sweater by John Varvatos Star USA; Chinos and
boots by AllSaints; Shirt by Gant by Michael Bastian;
Sunglasses by Marc by Marc Jacobs; Gloves by Bloomingdales

[Anonymous No.13946848]

Fall is a great time to have fun with your clothes. Utilize seasonal fabrics and colors in creative ways. Find new ways to wear out-of-season pieces. Most importantly, showcase your style.

Extra Tip : Corduroy is the fall fabric in my book, but everyone always does the same colors. That’s why these dusty rose cord pants are one of my favs. Embrace the cord (just shun the wide wale).

[Anonymous No.13946850]

I am always on the lookout for interesting pieces to share with you for my Favorite Finds posts, and this Drummond Tweed Oxford Sport Shirt by Jack Spade definitely fits the bill. It combines subtle but unique fabrication with classic design aspects into a shirt that is not your standard fare.

[Anonymous No.13946851]

Leather jacket by AllSaints; Studded knit by Marc by Marc Jacobs;
Tee by Kenneth Cole New York; Denim by Vince; Boots by John Varvatos;
Belt by Dolce & Gabbana; Sunglasses by Alexander McQueen;
Handmade vintage chainmail bracelet; Leather and silver bracelets from thrift;
Watch by Bulova; Bandana from unknown/unbranded

[Anonymous No.13946853]

Hats aren’t for everyone, but if you do choose to wear one, why not go classic with a twist? Ditch the ball cap and go with a full-brimmed seasonal option. I’ve found that muted colors are a better choice for hats because brighter ones look more costume-y than stylish.

Extra Tip : As I've mentioned before, colored laces are a fun and unexpected source of color.

[Anonymous No.13946854]

In this look, the pinks and greens are complementary to each other.

[Anonymous No.13946855]

Pink, purple, and blue are analogous which presents a more
understated color palette.

[Anonymous No.13946858]

This combo is a little strange to some people, but it is a lot more common than you might think, sort of. You would be hard pressed to go into a men’s store and not find a mannequin layered with some combination of knit/woven.

[Anonymous No.13946860]

Last one for the day

[Anonymous No.13946867]

What’s this guys name? Need his insta

[Anonymous No.13946964]

>>13945353
This def the worst one

[Anonymous No.13947101]

>>13946858
Wtf is going on with the shirt collars

[Anonymous No.13947103]

>>13945977
hiding your body behind a wall / everyone can see your weapon

[Anonymous No.13947134]

>>13945621
Jesus anon on ”””4channel””” of course think about the ads.

[Anonymous No.13947136]

>>13945619
Sad....... wow you really showed us, you gay big man.

[Anonymous No.13947139]

Someone needs to teach this guy how to tuck in a shirt. "Layering" doesn't mean looking like a sloppy fuck.

[Anonymous No.13947172]

>>13946846
Lot of money for a shit fit

[Anonymous No.13947184]

>>13945991
youre around young people who think anything old is uncool. come on what were you expecting?

[Anonymous No.13947207]

[Anonymous No.13947402]

>>13946854
Fucking guy is at the door but won't put his foot in with this fit.

All you have to do is tuck in your shirt and get some $20 fake leather Oxford from payless cmon man why you gotta wear running shoes

[Anonymous No.13947818]

This the type of guy that would be on a extreme makeover show because his style is so shit yet he really out here giving other people advice

[Anonymous No.13947871]

>>13946848
Is this cunt wearing two vests?
>>13946858
Is he wearing two SHiRTS?!?!

[Anonymous No.13947883]

>>13947184
A little bit of background knowledge before someone goes running their mouth, but you’re right idk why I expected that here.
>>13947402
Those are boat shoes, friendo. Not sneakers.

[Anonymous No.13947899]

Its always fucking Amerimutt

[Anonymous No.13948028]

[Anonymous No.13948033]

Head-to-Toe: John Varvatos

In the second installment of my Head-to-Toe posts, I wanted to introduce the idea of mixing a designer’s multiple lines that share a core aesthetic. Wearing an ensemble comprised of a single design can be a fine line to walk, so it is important to keep visible branding to a minimum to avoid looking like a (decidedly unstylish) billboard.

[Anonymous No.13948064]

>>13948033
Sad, goes to show face and body is everything. Guy honestly would be pretty good looking if he was skinny and lost the glasses. I feel he would have a nicely defined gaunt face at lower weight

Reminds me of the guy from Gattaca, just at a heavier weight

[Anonymous No.13948082]

[Anonymous No.13948090]

[Anonymous No.13948093]

[Anonymous No.13948096]

Shorts with a sport coat? If it is the right jacket and the right shorts, absolutely.

[Anonymous No.13948101]

[Anonymous No.13948108]

[Anonymous No.13948123]

>>13948093
virgin untuck

[Anonymous No.13948124]

I just realized that he's wearing clothes two sizes too big

[Anonymous No.13948133]

[Anonymous No.13948139]

[Anonymous No.13948147]

>>13948096
Miles better just by tucking in.

[Anonymous No.13948149]

His first blog post. It seems it alll went downhill after this

[Anonymous No.13948156]

>>13948147
hahahahaha

knowing this guy he would tuck it in without a belt

[Anonymous No.13948231]

>>13948139
bunch of virgins, stay pissed online while I'm drinking fresh coconut water slaying pussy

[Anonymous No.13948244]

With this bold look, the Shy Stylist aims to highlight his unparalleled potential of perfectly blending in with crowds while standing out dramatically.

[Anonymous No.13948248]

>>13948149
This is actually perfectly fine. Dude should stick with suits.

[Anonymous No.13948434]

>>13948139
What core is this?

[Anonymous No.13948461]

>>13945353
>>13945391
>>13946844
>>13946848
>>13946853
>>13946855
>>13946858
>>13948139
I have seen very few fits worse than these. What the fuck is this man thinking?

[Anonymous No.13948462]

>>13945357
Actually looks fine, would look great with some slimmer fit matte black jeans.

>>13945364
Also fine, though if we're nitpicking just wear a white/offwhite shirt and grey tie, too much colour contract at the top and you don't want to draw the eye towards that face.

>>13945580
That unironically looks good.

>>13946844
Easily his best, he actually manages to look kinda good in that.

The rest of his fits mostly just have too much contrast going on, he doesn't wear the aggressive look well. For a chunkier dude as well he should try to silhouette for it, taper down to a Y-shape.

[Anonymous No.13948469]

>>13946855
If you imagine that scarf was a very pale colour/less obnoxiously long, and the top didn't have the autismstripes going on, this would look unironically good.

[Anonymous No.13948489]

Poor guy. He's got a hobby and you guys are shitting on him for it.

[Anonymous No.13948512]

>>13948462
get off this board

[Anonymous No.13948514]

>>13948489
Anonymity has a way of turning people into assholes, or bringing out their inner asshole.

[Anonymous No.13948520]

>>13948231
>>13948244
actually cringing @ u thinking ur funny

[Anonymous No.13948587]

>>13948149
at least this is passable and he's not a fat sack of shit

>>13948489
if you choose to broadcast your hobby on the internet, you do not deserve pity when people shit on your decisions

>>13947101
the purple shirt has one of those weird short spread collars and the checked shirt has a button down collar. the latter usually looks odd when you don't button your shirt up

[Anonymous No.13948606]

>>13948082
That bow tie....

[Anonymous No.13948623]

>>13948064
>The guy from Gattaca
That Ethan fucking Hawke you uncultured swine

[Anonymous No.13948888]

>>13948623
Literally who

[Anonymous No.13948916]

>My style journey took me through a variety of scenes and subcultures that have left their mark on my personal brand of style. I played several sports, I went to parochial school, I skateboarded, I was in a punk band, and I spent years in both the music and theatre industries before coming to rest in the fashion community. Living in NYC, I currently work as a merchandise coordinator, stylist, and personal shopper in addition to writing The Shy Stylist.

[Anonymous No.13949035]

>>13948139
I wheezed

[Anonymous No.13949046]

Man oh man he looks like a multiverse unkle adams

[Anonymous No.13949047]

Frames are awful and so are the plugs

[Anonymous No.13949271]

>>13948489
>Someone pls find his insta so I can DM him this thread

[Anonymous No.13949993]

>>13948916
stock shelves/ wear clothes/ deliver groceries

[Anonymous No.13950003]

you all blind? dude's instagram is clearly linked right on the blog

still bad

[Anonymous No.13950019]

>>13946417
he have xtra face
y he have xtra face

[Anonymous No.13950027]

Worst thing is his face, not the clothes
He looks like a low test grown kid or a butch lesbian. Thank you God for not looking like that. Thank you

[Anonymous No.13950028]

lol scrolling through his instagram he has 5 different horizontal stripe sweaters

[Anonymous No.13950685]

>>13950003
>>13950028
Link I didn’t see it when I looked?

[Anonymous No.13950913]

>>13950685
Stop using your mobile phone and look using a computer

[Anonymous No.13951242]

>>13945351
>>13946854
>>13948096
>>13945353

[Anonymous No.13951269]

>>13946853
Full fedora unironically? Yikes.

[Anonymous No.13951299]

>>13948139
Unironically based

[Anonymous No.13951349]

>>13945364
These sound like made up positions

[Anonymous No.13951354]

>>13945993
Are you retarded

[Anonymous No.13951408]

>>13948139
This gotta be some kind of joke. Can’t stop laughing st these pics

>everyone at this Christmas party is staring at me because I can’t stop laughing
>they keep asking me what’s so funny and telling me to show them
>don’t want to show them I browse /fa/

[Anonymous No.13951434]

>>13951349
I'm pretty sure he just used fancier terms for a retail salesman at a clothes store

[Anonymous No.13951443]

>>13951408
>/fa/ goes to a party
>sits in corner and browses /fa/

[Anonymous No.13951515]

>>13948139

[Anonymous No.13951520]

>>13950913
Just give me his @
Someone pls

[Anonymous No.13951551]

I feel like aliens wouldn’t notice

[Anonymous No.13951836]

>>13951520
Fine, /fa/ggot. It's @curated_wanderings. Be nice.
I actually think he's gotten a lot better, although he's still way too adventurous with colors.

[Anonymous No.13951988]

>>13951836
Thank you anon :)

[Anonymous No.13952044]

>>13951443
did you really expect any different?

[Anonymous No.13952061]

>>13948462
yikes

[Anonymous No.13952179]

>>13951515
>>13951515
How did you cut him out cleanly? I did it by hand with mask and brush, as Quick Select and Magic Wand were thrown off by the background.

[Anonymous No.13952359]

I don't know if i'm shy or just don't care to get to know people sometimes.

[Anonymous No.13952490]

>>13951836
>I actually think he's gotten a lot better

Are you looking at the same feed? Nothing has changed

[Anonymous No.13952548]

>>13951836
jesus christ
where the hell did his legs go

[Anonymous No.13952583]

>>13951408
show them the pictures
this is universal comedy, it's meant to be shared

[Anonymous No.13952647]

>>13945968
>I would never identify as a shy person
>tell some people im shy

Are you a fucking retard?

[Anonymous No.13952826]

>>13952490
Lmao still just as bad

[Anonymous No.13952966]

>>13952179
just use an eraser

[Anonymous No.13952970]

>>13952966
if you get gud with paths they do the trick too

[Anonymous No.13952988]

Sometimes I wonder if the pics I posted here on /fa/ before ever got circulated enough where they pop up in random cringe threads on this site and others without me ever knowing

I actually feel bad that all of you guys are making fun of him. It’s christmas, get a life and spend time with your family instead of roasting prob a really nice guy just trying his best. I hope none of you DM him on insta either. If you did you’re a real piece of shit. No one would ever want to know there’s a thread dedicated to them without their knowledge where everyone is just making fun of them. Imagine that. Nothing but a bunch of virgin losers coping with their insecurities by bullying others.

[Anonymous No.13952995]

>>13952988
just reverse image search the photo and find out

[Anonymous No.13953098]

>>13952490
I agree but its literally the definition of baby steps

[Anonymous No.13953206]

>>13952970
I know there is better methods but I just love the work put into zooming in and erasing everything, idk I like being precise

[Anonymous No.13953255]

>>13951269
at this point it's like a rugby shirt or a Hitler moustache, you just can't get away with it.

[Anonymous No.13953259]

>>13951836
Jesus Christ, he's maching with his environment. Get on his level scrubs

[Anonymous No.13953380]

>>13951836
not bad. pretty preppy, and his shades aren't shit in this one

[Anonymous No.13953393]

>>13948108
Yikes

[Anonymous No.13953729]

>>13952490
I just don’t understand how someone could think this looks remotely good in the year 2018

[Anonymous No.13953757]

If this guy was thin and good looking I bet people here would like his fits

[Anonymous No.13953776]

>>13953757
his fits are garbage though, good-looking or not

[Anonymous No.13954403]

>>13952988
We're just discussing the Shy Stylist's outfits, same as any other /fa/shion thread.

[Anonymous No.13954414]

This guy literally FUCKS hundreds of hot chicks. See why stylists hate him.

[Anonymous No.13954419]

>>13953757
If he was thin his clothing would look even larger and out-of-place on his frame. The most blatant and solvable issues are the outfits, not the Shy Stylist's person.

>If this guy was thin and good looking I bet people here would like his fits
I'm sure whatever clothing you're wearing would look better on someone thinner and better looking

[Anonymous No.13954484]

>>13952490
hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.13954978]

"I wanted to do this Head-to-Toe post was to show that you can put together a well-styled, high quality look for a fraction of the retail cost. Case in point, this entire outfit cost less than $200."

[Anonymous No.13954983]

looks smelly

[Anonymous No.13954990]

>>13946860
fire

[Anonymous No.13955514]

>>13954978
Has potential but still looks off

[Anonymous No.13955550]

Some of these don't look completely terrible. I guess it just shows that fashion doesn't really matter if you don't have the right physique or face.

[Anonymous No.13955704]

SOFT JEW BOYS ARE NOT EFFAY
>SOFT JEW BOYS ARE NOT EFFAY
SOFT JEW BOYS ARE NOT EFFAY
>SOFT JEW BOYS ARE NOT EFFAY
SOFT JEW BOYS ARE NOT EFFAY
>SOFT JEW BOYS ARE NOT EFFAY

[Anonymous No.13955759]

>>13954978
If he wasn't a doughy mess this would look good, but why does he have his feet buried in leaves?

[Anonymous No.13955794]

>>13954978
Those ear plugs are atrocious

[Anonymous No.13956122]

Just checked his IG and he’s still pretty bad.

Someone should dm him asking for fashion advice and see what he says

[Anonymous No.13956178]

i wish i had the self esteem and confidence that this guy has

the feeling of inadequacy and self loathing will eventually destroy me

[Anonymous No.13956341]

>>13945830
cringe

[Anonymous No.13956352]

>>13945977
that guy looks like a autist

[Anonymous No.13956770]

>>13953757
False, we would still be making fun of his fits even if he were skinny and good looking

[Anonymous No.13957273]

>>13945830
>i can be your angle or yuor devil

[Anonymous No.13957733]

>>13945968
Lol what

[Anonymous No.13957992]

>>13948139
>>13951515
A thing of beauty.

[Anonymous No.13957998]

>>13945351
your average antifa member

[Anonymous No.13958510]

>>13957992
Kek

[Anonymous No.13958988]

I have a fever right now and this guy makes me feel more sick and nauseous

[Anonymous No.13959403]

>>13956770
this

[Anonymous No.13960430]

>>13959403
idk why but i hate this look

[Anonymous No.13960800]

>>13960430
>looks forced, like a tacky costume
>douchebag haircut
>shit colour combos
plenty of reasons to hate this

[Anonymous No.13960820]

>>13960430
Scroll down so their heads aren't showing.
The outfits are trash, it's just attractive people wearing them distracts from that.

[Anonymous No.13961151]

>>13945351
Probably has a master dong.

[Anonymous No.13961219]

>>13946860
Panhandlercore. I dig

[Anonymous No.13961265]

>>13960820
this

[Anonymous No.13962217]

>>13952179
I used the lasso tool and did it by hand

[Anonymous No.13963697]

bump because i don't want this thread to die :)

[Anonymous No.13963714]

>>13959403
>arms bigger than thighs

[Anonymous No.13964082]

>>13945580
The first pic and this one are actually ok

[Anonymous No.13964094]

>>13948149
Hes wearing something that actually suits his body shape. everything after this is not

[Anonymous No.13964098]

>>13952988
are you seriously bitching about what a bunch of anons do on 4channel?

[Anonymous No.13964103]

>>13960820
cope

[Anonymous No.13964153]

>>13951515
>>13957992
based

[Anonymous No.13964193]

>>13964082
Can’t be srs

[Anonymous No.13965593]

>>13964153
KEk

[Anonymous No.13966236]

> shirttails hanging out from under sweaters and vests

kys

[Anonymous No.13966419]

>>13964153
i thought he was wearing tie at first

[Anonymous No.13966813]

>>13964153
Why is this bad? It doesn’t look too bad to me

[Anonymous No.13967225]

>>13966813
It looks like shit

[Anonymous No.13968512]

>>13945968
girls hate shy guys

[Anonymous No.13969794]

>>13951443
>my feet hurt

[Anonymous No.13969799]

>>13964153
>>13951515
>>13957992
Never change /fa/

[Anonymous No.13969802]

>>13951443
desu /fa/ >>>> some lame christmas party I went too