/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.13841176]

ya know, every once in a while i see one of you in the wild.
a 180cm (6') 50kg (110lbs) fag, wearing all black, combat boots and about 4 upper layers in the scorching heat, that he no doubt spent atleast a grand on, and i immedeatly think 'this fag posts on /fa/'.
i see him, looking around, judging everyone for not wearing Ann D boots and Rick trousers like he does because he has superior taste, he just 'gets fashion, ya know'. i see him looking into the horizon for his beloved' art hoe gf', knowing that he won't even dare approach her if he saw her anyway. i can see him walking around, with his bad posture due to lack of muscular development, sweating like crazy and resisting the urge to eat by drinking a glass of expensive coffeshop to go coffee.
and i feel nothing but pity. i know that this guy thinks he is superior to everyone in the street. he thinks he is better than the preppy chads wearing full ralph. he thinks he's better than the dads wearing plaid shirts tucked into jeans, walking happily next to his wife. he thinks he's better than the 30 year old programmer in the zip up hoodie and graphic tee. all while not realizing that he looks utterly ridiculous, people keep an eye on him because he looks like the type of guy who would whip out a gun and start shooting everyone. he doesn't realize that he looks like a homeless heroin addict. he doesn't realize people don't see the difference between him and the guy with a neckbeard cargo shorts and a fedora. he doesn't care that girls avoid him, he copes by saying he dresses for himself
> lmao look at that guy not wearing all black, bet he tries to look presentable to women
but it can't be, how can he not look good, people on /fa/ told him he looks good, he spent 700 on these boots?
>NOOOO. HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN. I DRESS WELL. MOM CAN'T BE RIGHT, I DID WELL SPENDING MY ENTIRE ALLOWANCE ON THIS OUTFIT. STUPID BITCH CAN'T BE RIGHT SAYING PEOPLE ARE AFRAID OF ME WHILE WEARING THIS. NOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.13841188]

[Anonymous No.13841189]

>>13841176
OP here, this is a bait thread obviously. at first i tought about leaving it here for a couple hous and then coming clean but i figured no one was gonna read it and just call me a coping faggot anyway.
but anyway, i made this for r/malefashion, since it's more applicable there since those guys actually dress in allblackcringecore and feel proud and elitist about it, and i figured they would fall for such obvious bait more easily. obviously just change all mentions of /fa/ to r/malefashion. gonna spam it there soon

[Anonymous No.13841193]

>>13841176
This shit is so true and then there’s the rest of /fa/ users who literally own not a single piece of clothing of which is called “effay” of good looking.

[Anonymous No.13841199]

>>13841193
Or*

[Anonymous No.13841222]

>>13841189
might work better on reddit, here it's pretty stale low hanging fruit

[Anonymous No.13841253]

>>13841176
let me guess, you're a manlet gym coper who believes wearing his basic tight shirts in black jeans is the pinnacle of fashion and that he can overcome his inherent deficiencies

you are doing the same thing that the people you criticize and detest do by looking down on others to make themselves feel better about their lives.

[Anonymous No.13841397]

>>13841189
link the thread here when you do

[alber.t !ZkgHljKAVo No.13841408]

I feel attacked

[Anonymous No.13841416]

actually /fa/ is full of DYEL zoomer manlets who dress like they're 10 years too late to the hipster craze and randomly threw together outfits they thrifted

[Anonymous No.13841769]

>>13841176
>caring this much about how other people dress
>living in a midwestern dump where wearing black isn't normal

you sound like a fun guy OP

[Anonymous No.13841887]

>>13841189
4chan is mostly shit posts but on leddit they’ll certainly fall into the b8

[Anonymous No.13842860]

>>13841887
lmao got banned for posting it and they deleted it after 2 mins

[Anonymous No.13842932]

>>13841189
some things to change would be
>MOM CAN'T BE RIGHT, I DID WELL SPENDING MY ENTIRE ALLOWANCE ON THIS OUTFIT.

that part just doesn't sound realistic

[Anonymous No.13843537]

I nobody normal thinks like you do either OP. for most people it boils down to it looks good or doesnt nothing more or less.

[Anonymous No.13843539]

>projecting frog poster
:^)

[Anonymous No.13843556]

>>13841253
Found the guy who thinks he's cool and intimidating cause he wears all black

[Anonymous No.13843571]

The most embarrassing thing is when you see one of those and it's so obvious they're trying to make up for their lack of self confidence. I used to be like that maybe three years ago and can't help but cringe at what a fucking loser I was.

[Anonymous No.13843603]

I really like those all black yohji + Ann d fits (on girls)

[Anonymous No.13844946]

>>13841176
i like how OP literally told everyone it was bait and somehow people still fell for it

[Anonymous No.13845171]

>>13841176
unbelievably based