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>put on my suede biker jacket for the first time

>EVERYONE is glacing at me, especially women

ARE THEY LAUGHING OR MIRING?

>> No.13826353
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theyre mirin

>> No.13826357

>>13826343
They’re laughing

>> No.13826358
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13826358

Pic related

>> No.13826366

i dont think they care, its not like youre the only man in the world cosplaying with a biker jacket

>> No.13826369

>>13826358
>sweater longer than the jacket
consider a noose

>> No.13826370

>>13826358
theyre laughing at the sweater

>> No.13826371
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>>13826369
>>13826370
U retarded?

Perfecto-themed jackets are short

>> No.13826375
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If you look at perfecto fits, there’s almost always garment sticking out underneath

The only way to prevent it would be

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>>13826375
... to buy extra short tops to match the perfecto

Retarded, ain’t it?

>> No.13826377

>>13826358

omg little cute faggot boy. man atleast show some fucking chest. jesus christ. you wear that jacket like a trans

>> No.13826378

>>13826377
It’s cold, people wear coats already

>> No.13826382
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>>13826377
>cute

T-thanks

>> No.13826384

>>13826377
>>13826378

take off the color and white shirt underneath.

>> No.13826385

>>13826384
You mean the tee or the button-up?

>> No.13826389

>>13826358
Get rid of the tshirt under your shirt. It will look better

>> No.13826391

>>13826389
Sure, that’s common knowledge. I simply wore it cause it’s really cold outside

>> No.13826393

>>13826385
both fag mode.

stop wearing collars like a fag. be a badass in that jacket. looks like you stole your dads jacket.

be a fucking bad ass lil nigga

>> No.13826399

>>13826393
Leather jacket over button-up is literally the SAINT LAURENT PARIS look and can be peak fashion if done right

>> No.13826402

>>13826399
no phajet just wear the sweater and the jacket. keep shit simple.

>> No.13826409

>>13826393
I’m a necklet, so I need collars

The rest of my frame is normal (6 feet, 18.5 inch shoulders), but my neck makes me look like a turbosoi when not collared

>> No.13826415

>>13826409
dont listen to that flyover state mutt, its fine

>> No.13826416

>>13826409
????

>> No.13826431

>>13826415
flyover state mutts dont know what a button-up is

>> No.13826456

everyone and their mom is wearing biker jackets

>> No.13826517

Alternative suggestions for the sweater?

>> No.13826526

>>13826358
you look nice, OP

>> No.13826531

>>13826526
t. girl (male)

>> No.13826532

>>13826371
That looks like complete shit, I thought you were trying to prove them wrong.

>> No.13826533

>>13826532
Okay, I’ll be buying a cropped sweater to match my cropped perfecto. Thinking of it, I’ll need a cropped undershirt as well.

>> No.13826561

>>13826532
normies love it

>> No.13826589

>>13826533
>stop wearing collars like a fag. be a badass in that jacket. looks like you stole your dads jacket.
>be a fucking bad ass lil nigga
tuck in your shit retard, and don't wear a sweater under the leather jacket

>> No.13826603

>>13826589
RETARD ALERT
THIS GUY IS FUCKIN DUMB

>> No.13826606

>>13826343
Probably laughing

>> No.13826607

>>13826358
I think you look good.

>> No.13826612

>>13826358
This looks great

>> No.13826626

>>13826358
the jacket itself is cool, the styling is questionable

>> No.13826627

>>13826358
They mirin

>> No.13826629

>>13826358
You look good OP, people are probably staring because it uncommon to find a guy that
actually gives a shit about how they dress. If I saw this outfit on an ordinary
day out I'd probably be admiring as well.

>> No.13826636

>>13826358
sweater is bad here

>> No.13826639
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>>13826629
>ncommon to find a guy that
>actually gives a shit about how they dress

yeah, who doesnt love a fella in a flashy outfit

>> No.13826643

>>13826371

Looks horrible

>> No.13826645

>>13826626
Dis.

>> No.13826647

>>13826639
Toss the sai and the hat and he looks fine, though.

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>>13826358
It looks good!
Always asume everyone is mirin and youll be fine

>> No.13826654

>tfw I’m a SLP-model-looking sickly skellington and I walk in my leather jacket past a guy that could easily beat me up

>> No.13826660

>>13826358
It's fine. I would personally wear a different sweater though.

>> No.13826665

I like the sweater, it adds a more laidback vibe to that „hurr durr me bad boy“ signal

>> No.13826674

I don't get what you're trying to sell, and the normies probably aren't either. The pieces seem to have nice quality, but the bulkiness in awkward places and the combination of rough textures don't seem to match your frame.

>> No.13826680

>>13826674
>I don't get what you're trying to sell
SAINT
LAURENT
PARIS
ROCK STAR
VIBES

>> No.13826685

>>13826674
>the bulkiness in awkward places and the combination of rough textures don't seem to match your frame

where to you see excess bulkiness?

i'll probably drop the sweater and wear it over button-downs when it gets warmer. that's what everyone seems to agree on.

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>>13826358
Well, you look like a twink, would impregnate you.

>> No.13826718

>>13826688
what part of me looks like a twink

i'm 6 foot and have average shoulders

>> No.13826761

>>13826353
>>13826357
these

>> No.13826782

>>13826680
That's a tall order.
>>13826685
Neck, wrists and on your midsection.

>> No.13826786

>>13826782
think its because the jacket is not supposed to be worn over another layer

>> No.13826804

>>13826358
SAINT
LAURENT
PARIS

>> No.13826810
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>>13826358
The jacket is fine, you just have skelly fit in general. Don't fall for the thinspo meme. Long and baggy clothing only looks good on tall and/or muscular people. Pic related.

>> No.13826818

>>13826371
This guy looks like if Manu Ginobili had a metrosexual younger brother

>> No.13826850

>>13826358
your trying man ill give you that. colors of the cream jumper with white oxford kinda clashes i think.

>> No.13826852

>>13826850
>your trying man

Worst thing a man can project is that he’s trying

>> No.13826893

>>13826358
I hope you’re not wearing fag boots (chelseas) with this, it might make or break the fit

>> No.13826898

>>13826818
kek

>> No.13826899

>>13826358
Where in the world would you wear four layers of clothing? I bet you live in Siberia and they are angling to steal your shit.

>> No.13826971

>>13826393
so how many nazi uniforms do you have saved on your pc?

>> No.13826975

>>13826971
18

>> No.13827111

>65 postings
>only one single „kill yourself, you can’t pull this off“ comment

I think you’ve done well, OP, just change the sweater

>> No.13827163

>>13826358

looks great desu

they were mirin, i wasnt expecting this to be the case bc tis so hard to get right but you have done it

>> No.13827249

>>13827163
its not hard to get right ...

white t shirt, black jeans, throw a leather jacket over it.

thats maximizing the effect

putting on three layers underneath isnt necessary

>> No.13827267

>>13826358
w2c? any darker colors?

>> No.13827269

>>13826899
that happens when you try to be "the cool guy" and wear a leather jacket in november

>> No.13827275

>>13826358
W2C pants?

>> No.13827288

>>13827267
>>13827275
wth you're fawning over absolute basics

>> No.13827300

>>13827288
>asking for source on a specific garment i'm not familiar with
>fawning
attention-starved

>> No.13827304

>>13826358
>piece of clothing that goes under the jacket is longer than the jacket itself
If you did this intentionally you should go die in a dumpster, faggot

>> No.13827308

>>13827300
im not OP, but i could tell you 20 brands where you can get black chinos

>> No.13827315

>>13827275
>>13827267
My pants are Scotch&Soda ‚Stuart‘ chinos, the suede jacket is AllSaints ‚Judd‘

AllSaints naturally has leather jackets in plenty of colors

>> No.13827330

>>13826343
>EVERYONE is glacing

youre imagining things.
a suede jacket isnt that special, its just a fashion item amongst many.

>> No.13827368

>>13826975
noob

>> No.13827450

>>13826639
ive seen guys in metal t-shirts and fedoras with qt gfs

lookism is a meme

>> No.13827486

>>13826402
This is so obviously bait you must be serious (and in need of a noose).

>> No.13827499

>>13827486
he isnt wrong, tho

>> No.13827503

>>13826358
The sweater does look a bit too big to style under that jacket. And I don't mean the body length; the sleeve length and body width make these two pieces feel mismatched.

>> No.13827510

>>13826899
It's thirty degrees today in the desert where I live. Where are you that it's balmy in November in the Northern Hemisphere?

>> No.13827611

>>13826358
the sweater is too big and gay.

>>13826371
>>13826375
these look awful.

>> No.13827627

>>13826358
Complete hunk

>> No.13827630

>>13826358
sweater looks retarded

>> No.13827638

>>13827627
t. girl (male)

>> No.13827677

if not even /fa/ is shitting all over it, it cant be that bad

>> No.13827738

>>13826358
get a sweater that fits m80

>> No.13827743

>>13826358
tuck in the sweater

>> No.13827747

>>13827743
>tuck in the sweater
wat
tucked in sweater is turboonions

>> No.13827966

>>13827747
maybe tuck partially, that "U" shape covering the pants looks bad
>>13826358
you could try to cuff the sleeves one more time, this sweater is really too big

>> No.13828454

>>13826358
>people are complimenting this fit
the state...

>> No.13828618

>>13828454
its good minus the sweater

>> No.13828688

>>13827330
this

>> No.13828717

>>13826358
Jacket is good but your weird sweater, and Tshirt poking out under your button up are shit.

>> No.13828724

>>13826369
>>13827304
Retarded advice, get better jackets.

>> No.13828726

>>13828724
cropped perfectos are SAINT LAURENT PARIS levels of cringe

>> No.13828864

>>13826358
Chicks are mirin because they want the same one.

Guys are like "what a fag!"

>> No.13828868

>>13826366
This. I bought myself a black denim jacket and sewed a patch onto it to pick up art hoes.

>> No.13828871

>>13828868
so, did it work?

>> No.13828872

>>13828871
Yeah, but they turned out to be more trouble than they're worth, so now it just sits in my closet.
>black converse
>Black skinny jeans
>Grey walmart sweatshirt
>Dope ass black denim jacket with a patch
Minimal effort, maximum efficiency. The downside comes when you have to deal with their xanax addiction.

>> No.13828874

>>13826358
>t-shirt
>shirt
>sweater
wtf?

>> No.13828876

>>13828874
I'm currently wearing a t shirt, sweater, hoodie and a jacket. Shit's cold yo

>> No.13828879

>>13828876
Where do u live and what t outside?

>> No.13828911

>>13828872
>>black converse
>>Black skinny jeans
>>Grey walmart sweatshirt
>>Dope ass black denim jacket with a patch
sounds like a normie outfit

makes sense, since art hoes are normies

>> No.13828954

>>13828876
>sweater
>hoodie
wtf?

>> No.13828957

>>13828879
>>13828954
Utah, upper 20's. I work graves though so I'm only ever out during the coldest parts of the day.
>>13828911
I know, but I'm the ultimate sadboi. The aesthetic worked.

>> No.13828964

>>13828957
>Utah
Google says at night it goes to -1C
Damn u r hardcore to wear all that clothing at -1C

>> No.13828969

>>13828964
Well, to be fair I'm 6 foot 125 lbs, so it's not like I'm anything but skin and bones.

>> No.13829036

Bitch, that’s nothing

Try wearing a leather Peacoat

>> No.13829191

>>13828726
"Stop liking things I don't like xddddd"

>> No.13829193

>>13828724
"Yeah bro only get jackets that are longer than your torso bro it'll look great bro trust me I wear it all the time bro"

>> No.13829196

>>13829193
you might as well listen to people who actually get laid, incel bug

>> No.13829198

>>13829036
Nice.


W2c good one?

>> No.13829200

>>13829196
"I-incel"

"Better wear my lucky jacket today. Chicks dig a jacket that's too long to actually fit my torso. Sure do hope one of them speaks to me today..."

>> No.13829203

>>13829196
>claims he gets laid on 4chan

Good job. You just confirmed that you're a virgin.

>> No.13829211

>>13829200
>>13829203
AHAHAHHA

incels are at their most amusing when theyre seething

>> No.13829347

>>13826358
SAINT
LAURENT
PARIS

#rockstar
#hediboy

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>>13826358
Like these guys said, drop some layers. You dress like my gay roommate.

>> No.13829480

>>13829475
how do gays dress?

>> No.13829900

>>13829198
I thrifted mine, used to belong to an actual military guy

>> No.13829920

>>13826358

looks good. Maybe a bit too good. People might question your sexuality

>> No.13829929

>>13829920
>People might question your sexuality

is that what people assume when they see someone trying very hard with his clothes?

>> No.13829934

>>13829929

only if the fit is very feminine

>> No.13829944

>>13829934
how is a biker jacket feminine

only the oversized sweater is

>> No.13829947
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13829947

>>13826358
ONIONS HAVE LAYERS

>> No.13829986

>>13826343
who cares just rock it half of any look is the confidence to pull it off.

>> No.13830119
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>>13829986
Only works for attractive people

>> No.13830175

>>13829211
You're still a virgin.

And larping as someone who actually speaks to women on a Korean basket weaving forum.

>> No.13830500
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>>13826358

>> No.13830505

Probably laughing

>> No.13830525

>>13830175
Projection won’t get you anywhere, incel bug

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>>13826358
WHITE ON WHITE YOU BABY SIZED SUEDE ZIPPERMIN JESUS CHRIST

>> No.13830611

>>13826371
>>13826371

no legs.

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>>13826343
>suede
>bikrr jacket

>> No.13830902

>>13826358
Don't like the sweater, jacket is good

>> No.13831209

>>13830616
Best kind of biker jacket
Leather ones are played

>> No.13831262

>>13830175
>You're still a virgin.
naturally, why would he post on 4chan
youre too, btw

>> No.13831375

>>13828957
>ultimate sadboi
ultimate cringe

>> No.13831442

>>13831262
I am.

But I admit it and don't pretend I've fucked women online in a desperate bid to defend my awful fits.

>> No.13831542

>>13831442
as if fucking women would ever justify your bad fits

>> No.13831727

>>13826358
Jacket yes, sweater/shirt combo no.

The way the shirt button hangs over the neck of the sweater makes it look a little dishevelled.

I'd say just wear the sweater if cold, and the shirt if cold. It looks weird that you're hiding so much of your neck too, for a guy.

>> No.13831731

>>13831727
>you're hiding so much of your neck too
I'm doing it on purpose, being painfully aware of my necklet-ism.

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13831745

>>13826358

Damn 70s core is back

im hyped

>> No.13831747

>>13831745
70s? Looks like SAINT LAURENT PARIS, if not for the thrift shop sweater.

>> No.13831979

>>13831542
Pretty much.

Women complimenting your outfit is just a meme anyway. Unless she's genuinely into fashion.

>> No.13832032

>>13831979
now that i think about it, if i actually had a crush on a girl, i would not compliment her outfit -- thats something you do to people you may admire, but not desire

>> No.13832325

>>13831731
What is there to hide? You're not fat, so i'm sure you have a great looking neck/jawbones. Don't be afraid to step out of your comfort zone every now and then.

>> No.13832824

>>13832325
>i'm sure you have a great looking neck/jawbones

oh, anon, if you only knew how bad things really are ...

>> No.13832979

>>13830583
wat

>> No.13833006

>>13832979
DID I FUCKING STUTTER BABYMIN SUEDE SUPREME????

>> No.13833432

>>13833006
Yes

>> No.13833969

>>13826371
that jacket looks silly. it's 2 sizes too small and being worn with multiple layers underneath. the fact that u think this looks good says everything.

>> No.13834074

>>13833969
thats how the cool normies run around

>> No.13834103

>>13826358
You look like a pregnant twink skinny fat bitch boy with that big ass sweater and shirt under lmao.

I’m imagining you in red high heels or Chelsea (fag) boots you tooty fruity.

Your sweater is fine. Your style and fit is gay flamboyant CD

>> No.13834109

>>13826718
How your dress bitch boy.

Burn that fucking sweater it’s a complete abomination to both the straight and gay community.


Even homeless in Chicago freezing would not put on that shit.

>> No.13834123

>>13826371
>>13826375
>>13826376
Good looking people wearing expensive clothes and still not pulling it off. Kanye would almost pull it off if he wasn't wearing that camo shirt under his hoodie.

>> No.13834145

>>13826647
Wow a guy in a black button-up!

>> No.13834157

>>13829944
A biker jacket isn't feminine. A suede one is. It's hard to explain, if you get it, you get it. You don't get it though, and that's why you're going to have problems in life.

>> No.13834159

>>13831727
>The way the shirt button hangs
Unbuttoning it would help.

>> No.13834285

>>13834157
>A suede one is

Bullshit.

>> No.13834385

>>13834103
>our style and fit is gay flamboyant
>implying thats a bad thing

>> No.13834393

>>13826431
Lol. How true. I wear a tie for work everyday for work and people look at me like an alien.

>> No.13834396

>>13834393
dressing more official doesnt mean dressing well, anon

>> No.13834573

>>13834285
Listen here you fucking son of a bitch. I said it is, so it is.

>> No.13834586

Lose the sweater and you’ll basically be SAINT LAURENT PARIS

>> No.13834591

Don't listen to the autists OP, the fit is fine. Theres too much layering tho, if it's that cold you should get a thicker jacket instead of adding multiple shirts.

>> No.13834612

>>13826358
m8 i've had almost this exact outfit in my mind except i have a vintage levis suede jacket and was just gonna wear a cream/beige aran sweater (not a v neck) with no collar under it.... get out of my head dude

like many have said just get a shorter sweater that's the same length as your jacket, the cuffs are kinda ghey, and personally i hate v-necks/low cut neck sweaters... the shirt is ok but wouldnt wear it personally

>> No.13834755

>>13826358
If I saw you I would think you were homosexual

>> No.13834763

>>13834755
But would you hit on me tho

>> No.13835195

>>13826353
as long as you believe it

>> No.13835258

>>13826358
where did you get that sweater its qt

>> No.13835262

>>13835258
its horrible, worst part of the fit
whats wrong with your taste, man

>> No.13835267

>>13835262
You dont wear sweater like that around Christmas time?

>> No.13835281

>>13826899
.... what?

>> No.13835286

>>13829480
Like they've got a dick in their ass.

Also less sloppily then straights? Sometimes?

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>>13835267
no, there are more /fa/ options

>> No.13835564

>>13835305
>Posting a literally gay model

>> No.13835582

>>13835564
he is gay?

>> No.13835597

>>13835582
He's wearing a scarf.

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>>13835597
>scarff gaay

>> No.13835740

>>13835258
its from muji

i got it from sale for $20, lel. they only had size L, as you can probably tell

>> No.13835791

>>13835267
the cable knit and color are great, its just too big and the cuffs look shit
in fact it looks like you're knowingly wearing like 2 sizes too big and cuffed it yourself
just get one that fits

>> No.13835988

>>13833432
My apologies good sir. The jacket is too small, suede, emasculating, and every single aspect orbiting the jacket only enhances its lugubriousness .

>> No.13837241

>>13835988
>The jacket is too small
no, its only slung over more layers than intended

>> No.13837934

>>13826358
This one's good except for:
>visible undershirt
On some fits it works. On this one it doesn't. If you need something under there for this, use a wifebeater.
>sweater longer than the jacket
Only on the bottom is this really a problem. The sleeves look good.

>> No.13837936

>>13826358
I like it you cute homoboi :> you live in london?

>> No.13838173

>>13837936
no, munich

>> No.13838229

>>13826358
I hope you were trying to look like a plungable boypussy

>> No.13838479

>>13837241
Looks shit regardless

>> No.13838874

If you’re going for the SLP look, you better drop that mummy‘s boy sweater

>> No.13839397

>>13826358
It would be better if you didn't put a collar shirt under the sweater like some wannabe prep faggot

>> No.13839937

>>13838479
Don’t listen to him

>> No.13840441

>>13826358
are you the guy who made the grid thread as well?

get off /fa/, m8, there is little to learn here

>> No.13840447

>>13840441
Take a good look at both pictures. You just bumped a thread that's been trying to die for days now. Don't even reply to me. Just let this fucking thread die. Nothing constructive has been said in it for like three days.

>> No.13840497

>>13826358
I’d fuck u ya ya

>> No.13841618

What have you done OP...

>> No.13841621

>>13841618
Why do you guys keep bumping this thread?

>> No.13842089

>>13826343
>suede
> biker jacket
I never understood this aspie need to larp as something you aren't. They're staring because you're a poser

>> No.13842124

>>13842089
this

stop wearing jeans as well, unless youre miners

>> No.13842447

>>13842124
I bet you thought you had me with that, but I genuinely believe normal people shouldn't wear jeans.

>> No.13842449

>>13842447
thats fine, you already disqualified yourself at this point

>> No.13842453

>>13842449
go back to red dit fashion

>> No.13842455

>>13842453
yeah, they also prefer chinos over jeans

but wait, arent chinos for soldiers only

>> No.13842836

>>13826358
honestly would look better without the sweater

>> No.13842838

>>13826358
if you live in the US youre a complete faggot

if you live in YURO youre social acceptable because everyone dresses like faggots

>> No.13843001

>>13826358
Honestly it isn't that bad, at least for me. If I saw you on the street i wouldn't laugh at you. To improve the fit you should wear some notgivingashit with that jacket

>> No.13843002

let this thread die, fucking hell

>> No.13843922
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13843922

>>13843002
No

>> No.13843934

>>13843922
God damn it. Fuck you. I'm going to bump it until it hits it's limit.

>> No.13843935

>>13843922

>> No.13843939

>>13843935
dude please stop

>> No.13843942

>>13843939
no u

>> No.13843946

asdf

>> No.13843949

>>13843946
asdf

>> No.13843952

>>13843922
hahhahahaha

>> No.13843954

>>13843922
dude keep the thread alive we can't let it die

>> No.13843957

>>13843922
it s so fucking epic this is the best thread ever we have to keep it going

>> No.13843958

>>13843957
dude i know im screen capping it for reddit

>> No.13843962

>>13843958
fuck i already did that. get me in it

>> No.13843964

>>13843962
dont worry bro i got ur back

>> No.13843966

>>13843964
cool man thanks. it feels good to be a part of an EPIG BRED (lolol)

>> No.13843967

lets fucking keep this going

>> No.13843969

>>13843967
YEAH MAN LETS DO IT

>> No.13843972

>>13843969
me three lol

>> No.13843973

>>13843972
cool ill get in there. three is a crowd. four is one more than three

>> No.13843974

>>13843973
five is also a number

>> No.13843975

sweaters are gay

>> No.13843977

>>13843975
no their not

>> No.13843978

>>13843977
oh ok then

>> No.13843982

>>13843978
wanna fuck?

>> No.13843983

>>13843982
but we're both dudes?

>> No.13843984

>>13843983
yeah so?

>> No.13843986

>>13843984
I thought sweaters weren't gay?

>> No.13843990

>>13843986
they aren't. but i am

>> No.13843994

>>13843990
hahahahahha i did nazi that coming!

>> No.13843996

>>13843994
thats a funny one, i see what you did there

>> No.13844002

sweater too long, can't see your dick bulge

>> No.13844004

>>13844002
>implying

>> No.13844008

>>13844004
kekekekeke my pants aren't tight enough to show my bulge tho

>> No.13844010

>>13844008
Oh. I sew a pocket onto the inside of the thigh on all of my pants. I put a hotdog in that pocket. I used to use a role of quarters but someone smacked it "on accident" and found out my secret.

>> No.13844011

>>13844010
That's embarrasing. thanks for the protip

>> No.13844013

>>13844011
no problem. I had to quit my job because the harrassment got to be too much

>> No.13844015

>>13844013
That sucks. I'm sorry.

>> No.13844018

>>13844015
its okay. my new job is much better

>> No.13844021

>>13844018
if we worked together i would suck you off in the walk-in to make you feel better about the bullying

>> No.13844024

>>13844021
wait which one of us is the gay one?

>> No.13844025

>>13844024
cant be me, i dont have a sweater

>> No.13844032

>>13843922
hahahahahahah

>> No.13844035

>>13844032
dude lets wait until the thread is on page 10 and then bump it!

>> No.13844037

>>13844035
I CANT WAIT THAT LONG

>> No.13844039

>>13844037
shit, me neither lololol

>> No.13844046

im really running out of steam here

>> No.13844050

dont worry guys ill go make some coffee, gotta keep this thread alive

>> No.13844060

>>13844050
What is the most /fa/ way to make coffee?

>> No.13844072

>>13844060
i will tell you what is the best way to make coffee
the best way to make coffee is to go to a coffee shop
see them grind you beans before you
and to hear the lamentations of the people behind you in line

>> No.13844088

this thread really should have been a post in waywt

>> No.13844100

broooo dont let the thread die cmon guys!

>> No.13844110

guys cmon i fucking need this like oxygen. this thread is my life and without it im nothing

>> No.13844118

fuck i forgot to use my families 1000 year old secret technique.

>> No.13844121

this is what i was trying not to do

>> No.13844123

they might actually have been glaring at you

>> No.13844128

fuck it's op again. why cant we just fire him?

>> No.13844133

guys im an epic thread dont let me fade away pleaseeeeeeeee

>> No.13844142

bmump

>> No.13844153

mup

>> No.13844166

let's keep it going guys

>> No.13844171

>>13844166
thanks for the free bump

>> No.13844174

>>13844171
np

>> No.13844200

dont let me go

>> No.13844203

to page fo

>> No.13844205

i want to be

>> No.13844210

on page 3

>> No.13844217

or on page 1

>> No.13844230

where this all begun

>> No.13844238

cmon guys don't let this thread fade away, we have to keep it bumped

>> No.13844252

>>13844238
ill help you out

>> No.13844256

>>13844252
thanks! together we can do this!

>> No.13844258

>>13844256
as long as we stay strong and keep our hearts pure, we can accomplish anything!

>> No.13844261

>>13844258
thats really inspiring, did you come up with that yourself? mind if i get it tattood on my foot?

>> No.13844263

>>13844261
i did, and i would be so proud if something i said had that much of a positive impact on your life. i really want to be a beacon of joy in people's lives. of course you can use that for tattoo inspo, make a new thread when you get it. dont put it in the tattoo thread

>> No.13844268

>>13844263
it feels weird opening up to someone like this, after all of this pain i have endured, but i think we're getting really close to one another over the course of this thread. ur my best friend

>> No.13844273

>>13844268
your my best friend too. even though we both go by anon, just know that ill always have a place in my heart for you. no matter what

>> No.13844282

>>13844273
i feel a lot better knowing that there is someone out there who is kind enough to make room in their heart for someone like me.

>> No.13844288

>>13844282
>someone like me.
dont say that. you are gentle and much stronger than you give yourself credit. other people would break but your strength holds you together in times of suffering and that is why you remain pure and honest. your virtue is truly a gift to this world. i hope everyone can see that some day.

>> No.13844293

>>13844288
its really wonderful to share these emotions with someone. i feel great joy gushing from my heart place. it will fill my cracks and then i can become whole once more.

>> No.13844298

>>13844293
yes, my love. heal, regenerate that which was taken from you. mend your broken body and become stronger than ever.

>> No.13844308

>>13844298
i will become incomprehensible powerful with you by my side. together we will reign over all others with a profaned rule of hatred and malice.

>> No.13844310

>>13844308
*incomprehensibly

>> No.13844320

>>13844308
yes my queen. let your wrath pour forth from whence pain once called home. release the weakness that bound you

>> No.13844325

>>13844320
swear yourself to me and i will join myself with you. we will become one forever in an unholy union of flesh. two will become one and from us our progeny will spread across the earth like a plague

>> No.13844331

>>13844325
damn bitch im losing interest. im getting old and shit, i can only stay hard for so long. yes, ill become one with you or whatever the fuck. just get on my dick already

>> No.13844334

>>13844331
well if that's how you feel then ill find someone else.

>> No.13844338

>>13844334
fine

>> No.13844342

>>13844338
oh so just like that? just like that you're going to throw everything away like that?

>> No.13844344

>>13844342
you were the one who said you would find someone else

>> No.13844347

>>13844344
yes but you said you were losing interest. i might have slept around a bit to hurt you but it wouldnt have meant something. nothing would mean as much as what we had

>> No.13844350

>>13844347
you really mean it?

>> No.13844351

>>13844350
yes. can we please stop fighting?

>> No.13844355

>>13844351
yeah baby come here, you know i love you. i always have

>> No.13844356

they fuck

>> No.13844359

alright, so um. ive got to go feed my dog

>> No.13844365

>>13844359
oh i didnt know you had a dog. ugh, it's so cold. i just want to stay in bed

>> No.13844367

>>13844365
yeah, no, dont worry. just stay in bed, ill call you on my way back

>> No.13844369

>>13844367
okay! bye babe!

>> No.13844371

she never saw him again

>> No.13844373

bump this thread now, bitch

>> No.13844379

The fuck is going in here

>> No.13844392

>>13844379
some retard thought threads hit the bump limit at 300

>> No.13844404

>>13826343
this is literally my face right now

>> No.13844444

>>13826358
you look nice OP, they're just mean

>> No.13844526

>>13844444
Thank you, I've never been so hurt before.

>> No.13844614

>>13826343
This is why you need to wear your clothes before going out in public with them. Make sure you feel comfortable in them, and give yourself some time for the hype to wear off before deciding if it's really you.

>> No.13845632

guys please dont let this thread die