ITT: Autism of /fa/ stories

[Anonymous No.13815808]

I once asked a shop owner "are all sizes the same" (I ment, is and M in shirts the same as an M in polos), and he gave me an answer like "no, check the labels for sizes, and we got more sizes in the back" in a really dumbfounded tone and I just said 'oh ok' like I was actually some autist who didn't know there were different sizes in clothing and everyone wore the same unisize shit.

[Anonymous No.13815818]

Telling people that story will probably help defeat that mental cringe you have and also remember that any retail worker sees a dozen nutjobs and retards every week: he does not remember you at all.

[Anonymous No.13815908]

Way back in high school (doomer here), I had a crush on some guy and I was pretty sure he liked me back. He complimented my shirt and I just said "t-thanks" and I started to shake in my seat. Never talked to him again, but I drew some cringy animu of him and wrote some equally cringy poems.

[Anonymous No.13816267]

>>13815808
>bought a pair of shoes, wore them for hours in the house deciding if they fit
>decided they didn't, go to return to store
>store says they won't accept these because theyve been worn
>I say, "but i didn't wear them", store gets angry
>store still accepts my return
>realize two days later I actually really liked them and they did fit well
>go back to store, ask "I would like to buy this shoe in this size please"
>store owner goes in the back, comes out, says they have no shoes of this size in that style, except for one pair which are marked as "worn, return to manufacturer"
>I say, I know, because those are the ones I returned, and I want to buy them again
>they, go and get them, I buy them.
>end.

[Anonymous No.13816274]

>>13815818
I work with customers and I can attest to this, I only remember the really special cases.

[Anonymous No.13816291]

If you ever work retail you will know that he wasn't all that unjustified in giving you that response.

[Anonymous No.13816378]

>>13816267
You've just reminded me of more of my autism, anon.

>buy myself a Nike free runs as a gift to myself for my birthday
>used the money I made knocking off meme t-shirts, so not much
>sneakers arrive in mail
>put them on
>don't want to go outside because of severe social anxiety
>run around in house a little
>take them off
>go back on 4chan
>never touch them again for years

I did eventually use them once I stopped being memetally ill.

[Anonymous No.13816390]

>thinking about buying blundstones
>shoestore up the street stocks them
>I could go try a pair on for fit or if they have a style I like buy them snd take them home right away
>too anxious to enter a shoe store
>order a size I'm not sure about on amazon instead

[Anonymous No.13816407]

>>13815808
>In highschool
>I get very high pangs of social anxiety but only sometimes
>go to store and see a hat I like
>I'm too nervous to try it on because my deranged mind says that the workers will laugh at me
>buy hat without trying it on
>it's for children and hurts my head
>send my mom to return the hat the next day

[Anonymous No.13816430]

>buying shoes
>sweating in store because anxiety
>workers notice and point me out
>notice one worker always watching me until I leave

Every time. I've got no idea why clothing stores make me feel so anxious.

[Anonymous No.13816985]

>doing fashion week in Paris
>its fucking hot
>wear pic related paired with fake pyrex shorts to casting for Carven
>dude says 'I like your shorts'
>sperg out and say 'they're fake' instead of saying thanks
>dude says 'oh. right'
>'we will let you know'

that week was a fucking nightmare

[Anonymous No.13817138]

>>13816985
Kek, I also did this. Before I cared about fashion, though. Had a pair of generic brand sneakers that looked like Converse, someone complimented them, I said they were fake, they asked me why did I tell them that and basically treated me like an autist (which I am but still rude). Girl was a bitch anyways and made a big deal once that I wasn't wearing Abercrombie skinny jeans and that I never kissed anyone.

>doing fashion week in Paris
So you're a model? Nice that they accept those fellow ones on the spectrum now.

[Anonymous No.13817146]

>buy new shoes that are very obviously new (white or white sole)
>only wear them at night before they get dirty

[Anonymous No.13817157]

>be me
>want to buy new boots, go to store in mall
>see a pair that I like, stand near them until an associate comes over
>"can I try these on?"
>"well yes but I should tell you they're women's boots"
>sales associate is cute but looks like a lefty so I say something cringey about gender norms/stereotypes and ask for a size 11
>she kinda cringes and goes out back to look even though we both know they definitely don't have a men's size 11 in these womens boots
>she brings out a women's size 11
>i try to force my foot into this two sizes too small boot
>give up and just walk away after putting my shoe back on
>lace sticking out, stumble and almost trip on it on the way out
>can see her laughing through the window

[Anonymous No.13817198]

>>13816267
that's fucking hilarious

[Anonymous No.13817208]

>>13816274
What are the really special cases? I feel like I am one of them (haven't told my story in this thread, but I always go retarded in clothes stores).

[Anonymous No.13817217]

>>13816267
kek

[Anonymous No.13817847]

>>13817208
tell your story please
I quit a job I'd had for 3 years like a month ago and don't remember any of the customers that came in except the schizophrenic lady who often cornered me when I was the only one around and once accused me of being on the spectrum, and the guy who passed out and fucked up his front teeth.
everyone else is forgotten, and I have a good memory. my coworkers were all fucking retarded and couldn't remember anything more than a week out.

[Anonymous No.13818088]

>>13815908
Gay ass nigga

[Anonymous No.13818113]

>post in wawt
>gets insulted
>anxiety
>repeats till i feel numb
>(:

[Anonymous No.13818118]

>>13815808
>be adult
>stop wearing jeans and a t shirt
>”woah anon why do you dress so nice? what for?”
>”Because I like to look good and it makes me feel good”
>”lol ok but y”
When I started wearing better clothing all my friends who wear jeans and graphic tees would ask me why and I would autism out and I’d just say things like “Because it feels good” or “because I want to” and to this day I have no definitive response with any substance to it.

[Anonymous No.13818144]

>>13816407
thanks mom!

[Anonymous No.13818159]

>>13818088
Nah, just a really autistic grill.

[Anonymous No.13818160]

>>13818113
Don’t post in waywt threads unless you’re a masochist.

[Anonymous No.13818712]

>be me coming back to dorm
>in elevator with 6/10 girl, definite roastie and her slightly more attractive friend
>listening to music w one earphone in
>roastie says "why are you wearing that shirt? because you're a dime?"
>Very confused
>"...no its uh a Canadian skate brand they're cool"
>awkward silence before she goes "ah"
>go back to my room and masturbate my autism away
>can't fuck residents anyway as an RA
>feelsbadman.jpg

[Anonymous No.13819047]

Anymore autistic stories? Asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.13819116]

I had one just today. I was buying running shoes.

When I went up to pay I was counting the money. 100, 10, ok change....

I was wondering why the guy was going kinda slow and not taking the money. Oh well.

Then he pointed out that there was a receipt in the money. It was for a coffee or something. I just left it in there. I guess that’s why he was slow, he was waiting for me to not be an idiot.

This was in Japon.

[Anonymous No.13820280]

>>13816378
>just remembered Nike will never make the free run 2 ever again

[Anonymous No.13820291]

>>13819116
nah he's a dumbass in the first place for not just taking the receipt out and handing it back to you. not that that's part of his job but he's being a prick acting like it's not legal tender because there's something in there

[Anonymous No.13820360]

>shopping with friend (female)
>random person approaches her between us with "hey what took you so long?"
>both of us confused
>then she goes "oh sorry i thought he was creeping on you" then leaves
>friend doesn't realize what happened

[Anonymous No.13820408]

>>13820360
Yikes

[Anonymous No.13820681]

>walk into a store
>cashiers stop talking, stare at me like triggered gta NPCs
>hello, how can I help you?
>ah... err I'm just gonna take a look around for now
>walk around look at shit
>she is looking at my every slightest move
>feel physical weight on my back
>anxiety.exe
>leave nervously about 30 secs after entering the shop
it happens every single time, only places I can walk around freely are busy zara tier meme shops

[Anonymous No.13820719]

>>13820360
LMAO mate that's what you get for dressing like an all black incel

[Anonymous No.13820737]

>>13820681
Order online, anon. Good deals, plus no human interaction. Best invention for us autists.

[Anonymous No.13820747]

>>13816274
Working with patients in a medical office has been the ultimate "everyone says dumb shit all the time and it's not worth being a bothered about"-pill for me.

[Anonymous No.13820753]

I said thanks twice yesterday

I went "thanks mate thanks"

I felt like a total spastic mong cunt

[Anonymous No.13820761]

>>13817157
jesus

[Anonymous No.13820766]

>>13818712
>because you're a dime?
kek

[Anonymous No.13820788]

>in istanbul with my parents (3 years ago)
>go to the turkish equivalent of barneys new york
>get stared at by turk sales associates
>try to look for an alexander wang t-shirt I really wanted
>awkwardly make eye contact with employees
>browse racks and shelves for 30 minutes before I build the courage to ask one of them where I can find it
>slur my words because of social anxiety (i speak perfect english)
>turk who spoke good english doesn't understand what the fuck i'm saying
>just say thank you and walk away
>my mom tells me that she found it
>tell her i don't want it and I start walking out of the store
>start tearing up
gosh why am I like this

[Anonymous No.13820982]

>>13819116
That's just weird, I did the exact same thing yesterday (in Japan as well) and she just took out the receipt and handed it back to me.

[Anonymous No.13821092]

>Epaulet has a big sale online, find nice crewneck for $30
>My cheapskate ass notices that I can go to the local store in the city for a free pickup instead of shelling out 5 shekels for pickup
>Happily order, go to store few days later
>Its tiny boutique like store, the worst kind of clothing store for someone on the spectrum
>Two typical Brooklyn hipster dudes working there, store empty ofc
>Say I'm here to pick up swearer I ordered
>"Oh, youre the guy who sent me the email" (think I sent them email about sizing)
>"y-yeah"
>Hands me the sweater, asks if I want to try it in
>Am already sweating bullets at this point so I say no
>"You sure? Uh, ok, well just know that it's pre shrunk so it'll fit a little tight"
>"Great thanks"
>Quickly walk out

Thankfully the sweater fit pretty well nd its still one if my fave clothing items to this day

[Anonymous No.13821106]

>>13817208
I was fixing the umbrellas late at night and a guy approached me off the street for a job. I'm just cashier and said sure go inside, even though I knew it's for the best he is rejected. He says he prolly shouldn't because there's such hot guys here. I was the only guy that shift

[Anonymous No.13821111]

>>13815808
>went to a shop
>asian qt is asking me if im looking for something
>"no just looking haha"
>look at some expensive kimono just to pretend
>it falls on the ground
>walk away
>never came back

[Anonymous No.13821120]

>>13820360
hey at least you have a female friend thats seemingly attractive. that means you are good looking or at least fun around:)

[Anonymous No.13821127]

>>13820788
>gosh why am i like this
i ask this myself every day. if i was a normie i would at least have friends. im not that awkward that people just straight avoid me but not fun enough that they stay around. when i was a teenager i got bullied hard for my autistic behaviour leading to me checking every action of myself now. like “was i awkward?“, “how should i wave my hand“ “is that normal?“.
now im “normal“ because of this but i cant just relax around people, and people seem to feel that. they feel that i just pretend to be normal.

[Anonymous No.13821143]

>wow anon, nice (insert article of clothing)
>I got it on the internet
End me please

[Anonymous No.13821150]

>>13818113
Fuck I made the mistake of posting my face here once, got shat all over for it and was too embarrassed to even come back here for like a week straight lmao

[Anonymous No.13821157]

>>13818118
Shit like this really pisses me off and only shows how low our standards have fallen. People who need excuses to, and are too insecure to, wear anything besides retard-tier mine craft tee shirts and shitty jeans only serve to contribute to the further degeneration of this utterly niggerfied culture. They can't comprehend why anyone would take pride in their appearance or have respect for both themselves and those around them. REEE.

[Anonymous No.13821160]

>>13820360
KEK

[Anonymous No.13821162]

>>13820681
Are you nonwhite, anon? Genuine question

[Anonymous No.13821170]

>>13821092
Post sweater, fagot

[Anonymous No.13821230]

>>13821170
Literally just a grey crewneck lols

[Anonymous No.13821263]

>>13815808

>have giant feet, really wide
>shoes never fit right. If I get the right width, they're clown shoes. If I get the right length, they crush my feet.
>I've gotten several pairs of shoes that I think will stretch but don't and fuck my feet up.
>Want to get dress shoes for a wedding.
>Go to a men's shoe store in a mall -- an Aquilas/Florsheim type.
>Try on a few pairs.
>Eventually find a pair of oxfords that are on sale at $200AUD.
>Not the colour I want but they seem to fit okay.
>Have saleswoman get me the colour I want, I think she's the manager. Definitely wants the sale.
>Their stockroom is really fucking far away for some reason, they tell me they'll be about 5 minutes.
>Sure.
>While waiting, I walk around in the shoes.
>FUCK. They're too tight. These will never stretch enough. I'm fooling myself if I think I won't be selling these on gumtree in a month or two.
>Start to work myself up about how they're too tight and I'm going to be making a $200 mistake like I've done before.
>At this point I've been in the store for half an hour. The saleswoman has been tripping over herself to help me out.
>I'm too much of a pussy to just say thanks for the help and leave and too poor to waste $200.
>She comes back with the shoes and I try them on.
>Asks me if I want them and I say yes.
>We have to wait a good 5 minutes to use the register (busy day) and she's smiling and saying sorry for the wait, till will be open in a second.
>I'm literally sweating due to the meltdown of not being able to reconcile my autism, my cowardice, my shoe pickiness and my jewish heritage. I probably look like I'm about to rob the store.
>Till FINALLY opens up and she scans the box.
>So are you a member with--"
>"s-sorry I just realised I..haha.. I might leave these..."
>almost literally run out of the store

I know that probably wasn't even the worst customer they had that day but damn, I still think about the look of baffled disgust on her face.

[Anonymous No.13821271]

>>13817208
Not really clothing related but I worked at a pet store and we had a lady who legit did not know hamsters needed water to survive (she was complaining they kept dying on her).

[Anonymous No.13821272]

>>13821271
idk why this makes me so fucking angry...

[Anonymous No.13821276]

>>13821271
Some people are just too retarded for pets. Back when I had one, I legit had to run out and buy cat food immediately otherwise my dumbass mom would try to feed him Cheerios.

[Anonymous No.13821280]

>>13819116
>>13820291
In Japan they're very autistic about their money and handling it so you probably just made things very awkward for him Anon.

He prob thought you were a slob too if you didn't have your money all neat in a wallet. It's not like in the US where you can just hand them a bunch of crumpled as fuck dollar bills out of your pocket.

[Anonymous No.13821295]

>go shopping commando
>At h and m trying on clothing
>dressing room door is broken
>tell myself no one will walk in
>take my shorts off to try on some pants
>when I'm but naked mid changing lady walks in and screams
>i walk out and everyone staring at me

[Anonymous No.13821298]

>>13821272
>>13821276
Yeah don't ever work anywhere that sells pets, I extremely regret taking that job. I used to be a pretty normal person but now I'm filled with hatred and bitterness towards the average person desu, the complete and utter disregard for other life the average person has is horrifying.

[Anonymous No.13821315]

>>13821295
>trying on clothes while freeballing
Fucking disgusting, if true, unironically kys

>>13821298
>now I'm filled with hatred and bitterness towards the average person desu
Already there, my friend

[Anonymous No.13821339]

>>13815808
>Write shit post on /fa/
>Captcha: select all squares with traffic lights
>Picture of a traffic cone
>Select traffic cone
>Press verify
>Get green checkmark
>Captcha too autistic to tell me I'm wrong

[Anonymous No.13821409]

>>13821315
virgin

[Anonymous No.13821427]

>waiting for my next class/lecture to begin in the lobby
>girl in same class I've seen before comes and stands next to me
>she complements me by saying nice outfit, love your boots
>go into autism mode and say thanks I love the shape of your skull
>she immediately looks weirded out
>she pulls out her phone and pretends to be busy while slowly moving away from me
>I suddenly want to kill myself

[Anonymous No.13821433]

>>13821409
even if he is a virgin, what's wrong with that? literally nothing. there's nothing wrong with being a virgin you fucking cocktugger.

[Anonymous No.13821504]

>>13821263
>>have giant feet, really wide
>>shoes never fit right. If I get the right width, they're clown shoes. If I get the right length, they crush my feet.
>>I've gotten several pairs of shoes that I think will stretch but don't and fuck my feet up.
are you me? (except the Jew part)?

[Anonymous No.13821585]

Holy fuck, you guys have some serious autism issues. Worse than any board I've been on save for /pol/ (who wear it on their sleeve, for better or for worse). I guess it makes sense though, fashion as an interest means we're more worried about how we appear.

[Anonymous No.13821602]

>>13821427
That’s so weird to the point it’s not even funny.. just stupid

[Anonymous No.13821610]

>>13821272
>>13821298
Better not look up videos of niggers tossing tortoises into lakes thinking they are turtles.

[Anonymous No.13821615]

>>13818712
Serves you right for wearing such a shit brand

[Anonymous No.13821620]

>>13818712
God damn this is the first time I've actually felt bad because of one of the autism greentexts

[Anonymous No.13821748]

>>13821585
I-is it really that bad, fampai? Come on, not even /r9k/ or one of the other boards where spending thousands on some nerd hobby is worse?

Please tell me it's gonna be ok...

[Anonymous No.13821754]

>>13821748
It's going to be OK anon.

Look for the positives not the negatives.

[Anonymous No.13821869]

>>13820360
ouch

[Anonymous No.13821870]

>>13815808
you're not autistic the person you were talking to was just stupid

[Anonymous No.13821871]

>>13815808
Sales associate here, we hate you autists.
Figure out what the fuck you want to ask in your head before you bother us with stupid questions.

[Anonymous No.13821942]

>>13820360
lmaoooo

[Anonymous No.13822027]

>>13821871
Other sales associate here, quit your job faggot, you shouldn't be helping people make purchases.

[Anonymous No.13822116]

>buy Deathat5 hoodie before the brand dissolves
>everytime I'm shopping a 30 year old boomerang stops me to read my shirt
>end up discussing nihilism with someone's dad when I just want to get some food
>yesterday an older black lady tells me "that's the realest thing I've ever seen, but at least she(my gf) didn't desert you :)"
It causes quite a few awkward interactions but it's still pretty funny

[Anonymous No.13822141]

>>13821409
Imagine bragging about fornication. Fucking nigger kys

[Anonymous No.13822715]

>>13820681
if ur black iktf

[Anonymous No.13822933]

>>13821433
not OP but virgin spotted, kys autismo

[Anonymous No.13822940]

>>13822933
You first, you ginormo fag

[Anonymous No.13823533]

>>13821620
Yeah this one hit me too because it's like actual normal awkwardness instead of full on socially maladjusted autism.

>>13818712
It'll be okay brother

[Anonymous No.13823631]

>>13821748
This is 4chan. Most of the boards are heavily autistic.

[Anonymous No.13823643]

>>13823631
>that image

https://youtube.com/watch?v=90WznJlh3Ew

[Anonymous No.13823694]

>>13823643
BEACON OF LIGHT FROM A BURNING SCREEN

[Anonymous No.13823718]

>>13817157
Jesus Christ dood

[Anonymous No.13823722]

>>13821602
I at the time thought it was a clever way of saying I thought she was beautiful with my lookmaxing reference

[Anonymous No.13823727]

>>13820360
holy shit that's fucking rough
but only a huge fucking cunt would do something like that so dont feel bad

[Chuckler No.13824369]

>>13821409
go back to normiebook, cumbrain

[Anonymous No.13824463]

>>13821427
i just lol’d in public, thanks

[Anonymous No.13824473]

>>13821150
fortunately, the few times i’ve posted my face no one really jumped to destroy me. they’ve hurt me in other ways, though

[Anonymous No.13824475]

>>13821427
that’s funny as hell. i bet with the right person and a proper delivery that line could work fine

[Anonymous No.13824504]

>>13820360
lol similar happened to me
>talking to roastie outside a bar
>group of three other roasties walk up and act like her bffs
>she doesn't clue in and says she has no idea who they are
>they ask her if shes okay while scowling at me
>she just says "..yes???" in a really confused way
>they leave, I tell her they thought I was being a creep and wanted to make sure you didn't get assaulted or something
>she says oh yeah that makes sense
>"that makes sense"
>mfw

[Anonymous No.13824508]

>>13820753
top kek
I sometimes apologize for apologizing so often
it hurts

[Anonymous No.13824513]

>>13819116
>>13820291
It a respect thing to not touch the customer directly. Some convenience stores have a tray where they will return you your change instead of dropping coins into your hand. Imagining not knowing about Japan on a Mongolian cross-stitching board.

[Anonymous No.13824515]

>>13818159
are you skinny and cute? or fat and ugly?

[Anonymous No.13824570]

>>13824515
Well back when that happened I was skinny. Now I've gained some weight, due to some unfortunate circumstances. "Cute" is subjective, but people compliment me on my looks.

[Anonymous No.13824698]

>>13815808
I only play as irregular armies (Viet Cong/Taliban/Militia/Insirgents etc.) in videogames because I think thry are more effay.

[Anonymous No.13824909]

>>13818712
>>can't fuck residents anyway as an RA
Coward

[Anonymous No.13824947]

>>13824909
Hey brother if you wanna jeopardize free housing and a stipend while also being able to do whatever you want in your own domain for one 4/10 nut by all means go ahead.

I need this job for jawnz

[Anonymous No.13824961]

>>13815808
>>13815908
>>13816267
>>13816378
>>13821092
>>13821427
Ahahah friendos we're all such autists, we're so special and weird and cute

[Anonymous No.13825023]

>>13821162
>>13822715
I'm white but just autistic

[Anonymous No.13825102]

>>13818712

>wearing shirts people can read

[Anonymous No.13825184]

>>13816378
funny story and glad your doing better now anon!

[Anonymous No.13825211]

>>13821427
sounds like a great line for picking up art hoes

[Anonymous No.13825414]

>>13824961
Ahahaha, ikr? Tee hee.

[Anonymous No.13825865]

>>13824504
>>"that makes sense"
Doubt she meant that in the sense that you're especially creepy, just that when you told her she remembered some people do that kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.13826306]

>>13821230
based

[Anonymous No.13826354]

>>13815808
guy i was really into liked raw denim (had a pair of cheap nudies) so i got into raw denim and bought some apcs (fell for the size down 2 sizes meme and they never fit me right) and after that i fell down the rabbit hole and purchased shadow 3sixteens and 32oz iron hearts (i know it's a meme on here but im not even joking), get excited and text him about it months after we stopped seeing each other. he acts likes it's cool and tells me he wants to buy a pair of light weight denim for summer from naked and famous. I realized how retarded that whole raw denim phase was shortly after (this was in 2014-2015 btw) and cringe at the money wasted. but damn did those 32oz iron hearts come in handy while loading trucks in the winter. didn't wear the shadows to much, my tailor fucked up the tapering.

[Anonymous No.13826361]

>have big list of books i want to cop
>go to used books store
>great selection
>tell owner i have to add to my list now because he's got so many more i want
>he takes it as i am saying his selection is shit and responds aggressively
>instead of explaining myself i walk out and never return
>some years later that owner walked into a bank, sprayed a guard and a teller and told them it was anthrax and they were going to die

[Anonymous No.13826364]

>>13821276
my mom fed my gold fish saltine crackers and it died, but it was one of those carnival gold fishes with a life span of a week anyways. but holy shit

[Anonymous No.13826400]

2 ones

>club monaco
>just browsing
>ask if they have dipped dyed shirts
>he looks at me weird
>"no" -him
>I leave and over hear two co-workers talk
>"what did he ask for?"
>"tie dyed shirts"
>"oh weird"

fuck me

>enter big and tall store not knowing
>looking around
>"do you need help?" -him
>"no"
>"this is a big and tall store you walked into"
>"okay"
>pretend to shop
>leave

[Anonymous No.13826433]

>>13826400
the fuck happened in that first situation?
it's like some surreal comedy shit

[Anonymous No.13826435]

>>13826433

i asked for a dip dye shirt . they thought i said tie dye.

protip: people selling clothes don't know lots

[Anonymous No.13826454]

>>13826354
Nigga that's gay asf

[Anonymous No.13827281]

>>13821263
Based

[Anonymous No.13827310]

>>13817208
I was a cashier at JC Penney (lol) and this guy and what I can only assume was his fully autistic brother walk up the counter to check out. The tard widens his stance, flaps his arm like a chicken, and then stabilizes his phone horizontally while giggling uncontrollably, ending with that loud smartphone fake shutter sound. The normal guy then turns around slightly and unleashes a blood curdling "CAN YOU FUCKING QUIT IT?"

Sperg looks down, puts his hands in his pockets, and keeps a distance of 4 feet from his handler while walking out.

[Anonymous No.13827323]

>>13827310
If it wasn't clear, the autist snapped me into his autocringeography.

[Anonymous No.13827586]

A different type of autism.

I was in a thrift store just browsing around. While shifting some clothes on the rack, I felt a soft and warm material. It was a womans item left in the mens shirts. I took it off the hangar to inspect it more, it was a vintage maternity jumpsuit. Thought it would be funny to try on in the dressing room. I did so and the tapered sleeves around my arms and shins and the drapey loose midsection made me look like I was wearing a fat suit. The AC was on full blast in there and I noticed how warm and comfy I was wearing it. The price tag said it was $3. Fucking sold.

I really dont regret buying it, its better than most if not all pj's U2ve owned. I just have to take it off whenever I leave my room because I dont want my room mates to know Im a weirdo.

[Anonymous No.13827601]

>>13824570
>unfortunate circumstances.
aka medication

[Anonymous No.13827615]

>>13816378
>memetally ill
Keque

[Anonymous No.13827616]

>>13827601
Pretty much.

[Anonymous No.13827621]

>>13825184
Thanks, anon!

[Anonymous No.13827649]

>go to a show of a band named Haram
>buy t-shirt (not pic related but couldn't find the one)
>days later I go to a kebab place wearing t-shirt
>arab guy behind the counter asks me to leave because Haram means "dirty" in islam
>o-okay s-sorry

[Anonymous No.13827680]

Oh fuck, oh shit, get ready to cringe

>4 years back, be 15
>See cool people on /fa/ with levi's
>Decide i want some myself
>Dad i need new jeans can we go to the mall
>We go to primark
>Find some 10€ bright blue jeans
>Trying them on, they are too tight and i cant fit them up to my waist, basiclly got tight pants on legs, underwear showing
>Dad calls over one of the girls working there to give me an opinion
>Try not to cry from embarassment
>Never go shopping with dad again

[Anonymous No.13828356]

>>13827680
I wish I still had my dad around to embarrass me

[Anonymous No.13828897]

>>13828356
:(

[Anonymous No.13828927]

>>13828356
my mom was an abusive monster and my dad a narcissist abusive one too, im glad im doing my thing and have my mental health and sanity back

[Anonymous No.13828933]

>>13827649
Shouldn't have left, faggot

[Anonymous No.13829484]

>>13820360
cringe white knight

[Anonymous No.13829509]

>>13816985
Number (n)ine

[Anonymous No.13829887]

>shopping at Simon’s (not sure if it’s an international company but if not it’s like Ssak’s/Barney’s)
>go in to try on ramone socks before buying online for cheaper
>employee mentions he likes my shirt
>i respond “t-t-thanks you too.”
>realize what I’ve done
>go home without trying the shoes on.
>end up buying the shoes online a size too big and have to return them.
Why can’t I just be normal?

[Anonymous No.13829980]

Yall i work at a clothing store with a lot of shitty female co workers, someone once asked for jean shorts and everyone laughed. Stuff like this, bullying of sorts always pisses me off, if it makes any of you guys feel better, not all of us are like this. Ive never really seen anything too autistic to remember fron a customer. So if you ever have an experience like that, odds are we have seen it before or dont care.

[Anonymous No.13830930]

>>13820788
its okay anon its okay.. *pats back*
i also cried in a store yesterday :(